zhujiaoshiyemingyuansongtiantiandexiaoshuoguantu：haoyunjianglinwocengcengshengzhi，youzuozheqifengyundujiachuangzuo，zuozhewenbixiangdangzhashi，qiebuxuanji，wangwenzhongdeqingliu。jingcaineirongtuijian：bansuizhelifengtiandeshengyinluoxia，zhenggehuiyishineidezhongduoganbulimakanxianglezheiweixinrenxianweishuji。yaoqingyumiansechenning，xianzaidetapobujidaidexuyaoyemingyuan。……
yaoqingyuxianzaisuiranyeyoulexiezuiyi，kekanzhedangzaishenqiandeyemingyuan，muguanghaishiyouxiecuoe。
benyiweijinwanlifengtianmeiyouzaikaikouqushuobaiyuwandexiangmuxinzhongjiuyouxiehouhuidaizheijiahuoguolaile，quemeixiangdaoyemingyuanjingranrucinanren。
zheiyizhuoxialai，suoyourendejiudoubeiyemingyuanlanlexialai。
他不会喝死吧？
yaoqingyuhaizhenyouxiedanxinyemingyuan，tangruozheijiahuozhendeyoushenmesanzhangliangduan，zaichangderenyouyigesuanyige，sheidoubiexiangzhepao。
“jinwanburujiuzheiyangba？”
lifengtiankanzheyemingyuanhedeshenyingyaohuang，yizhangliandoukaishifabai，zaikankanyaoqingyudeshouzhibuduandifuzheetou，takanleyanzhangyuanji，“zhangzhuren，shujiyouxiezuile，nifuzeanpaiyixia，biedanwuleshujidezhengchanggongzuo。”
zhangyuanjihelifengtianmuguangduishi，liangrendoubuyueertongdexiaolexiao。
yemingyuanmimihuhudizhijuedeyourenchanfuziji，youjuedeyourenzhengzaijizijikuanyijiedai，erqietineijiuxiangshiyouzheyituanhuozaitiaodong，liandaizhetaiyangxuedouzaipengpengzhitiao。
“呕！”
yemingyuanmengdiqishen，weilijiuxiangshihaixiaoside，kaishibuduanfangun，zhijietuleyidi。
nonglie**deqiweichongchizaizhenggefangjianlimian，danyemingyuandejiuqueyexingledaban，tamimihuhudizhengkaishuangyan，turanjiukandaoyigeshenchuanqipaodenvrenzhengzaizijimianqian。
rouhelangmandedengguangxia，zheimeinvdehongchungengshiwumeifengqing，haifanzhedandandeguangze，rangrenyubabuneng。
???kexianzailuozaiyemingyuanyanzhong，querangtamengdidalegeduosuo，houbeidoubeilenghansuojinshi，jiugengshixingledaban。
zheitemenalilaidenvren？
姚青玉呢！
yemingyuanyikexinpengpengzhitiao，limajiangzheinvrentikai，fanshouhenhenzhuazhuletadebojing，“sheitemerangnilaide！”
“啊！”
meinvbeiyemingyuanturuqilaidejudongjihedehuarongbianse，duoduosuosuodikaikoudao：“yourenjiwodaleqian，rangwoguolai……”
“用钱让你来的？”
yemingyuanlenglengzhoulezhoumei，zhijuedezheilimiandeshiqingyuelaiyueshixiqiao，mingmingganggangjieshulejiuyan，zenmehaijiaoleren？
nandaoshilifengtianhuozheshizhangyuanji？
yemingyuanyuexiangyueshihaipa，zheishizhiqianmeiyougaosita，xiangzhejieyongzheigejihuichedirangtayongbufanshen？
yemingyuandemuguangzuoyouhuangu，ranhouturanjiukanxiangduimiandedianshipingmushangmian，shangqianshenshouhenhendechexialeyigeshexiangtou。
好险！
xingkuizheibushilianwangzhibode，buranjinwanjiuchediwandanle！
yemingyuanmengdiniutoukanxiangneiweimeinv，binglengdemuguangjiuxiangshiyibadaozisidehenhendingzheta，fanshoucongqianbaolimiandiuchulejibaikuaiqian，“zhibuzhidaohewoyiqilaideneigenvrenzainagefangjian？”
“女人？”
zheimeinvyaoleyaotou，turanyouxiangshixiangdaoleshenmeside，“duile，wojidezhiqianyuyuedekerenyaodeshiliangweinande，kebuzhidaozenmeturanlinshigaibianlezhuyi，rangwohuanleqizhongdeyiwei。”
“两个男的？”
yemingyuanzhijuedequanshenbingleng，zhijuedejinwanshangdejuzhipashizhenduideyaoqingyuhelinruoran，kezhengshiyinweizijidejiaru，daozhiduifangbudebulinshigaibianlefangfa。
真是下三滥的手段！
“nizhibuzhidaoneigenandezainagefangjian？”
yemingyuanxinzhongzhejiwanfen，xianzaikanshijianduibidehua，yinggaijulijiuchangsankaiguoqulebanxiaoshi，zhenxiwangyaoqingyuqianwanbiechushi，burantazaimupingxiandaibuxiaqushixiaoshi，wanyinaodale，zijigujiyewanle。
zheimeinvnaqiyemingyuandiuxiadejibaikuaiqian，lveweichenyinzhihou，haishikaikoudao：“zai6199。”
“你确定？”
“neigenandeshiwo……shiwopengyou，taneihuiergaosuwode。”
yemingyuandamaleyijubiantai，ganjintishangkuzijiuchongdaozheifangjianmenkou，buguotameiyouzhijiechuaimen，ershiqingqingqiaoleqiao，“nihao，woshijiudianxiukongdiaode，tingshuonimenfangjiandekongdiaohuaile？”
吱嘎一声。
fangmenhuanhuandakaileyidaofeng，jiujianyiweiguangzhebangzi，zhichuanzheyitiaokuchadeqingxiunanrenzhanzaiyemingyuanyanqian，yihuodao：“shenmekongdiaohuaile，wozheilihaohaodeya。”
yemingyuankandaoyanqianzheiyimu，zhengjuededanaohongdeyishengchadianzhakai。
不会来晚了吧？
yemingyuanlimatuikaizheinanrenchuangjinfangjian，dunshijiukandaoyaoqingyusiyangbachadetangzaichuangshang，cishitadebaichenshandoubeijiekai，shenzhijiushineiqunzi，yebeilakailelalian。
“你谁啊？”
zheinanrenjiandaoyemingyuanerhuabushuojiuchuanglejinlai，dangjizhoumeihechi，keyemingyuanyebuguanzhe，zhuanshenlouzhuzheijiahuodebojing，ranhoumengdiyitixi。
咔嚓一声！
jiutingdaozheinanrenrutongshazhusidecanjiao，wuzhexianxuelinlidebizijiukaishicanjiaobuyi。
yemingyuanfanshouyoushiyiquanzazaizheijiahuodelianshang，nuhoudao：“sheitemerangnizheimegande？”
guguxianxueshunzhezheijiahuodebizikaishipenjian，tatengdeziyaliezui，wuzhehongzhongdebanbianliankuhandao：“wobuzhidao，woshenmedoubuzhidaoa。”
“不知道你大爷！”
yemingyuanyiquanyouchongzhezheiqingxiunanrendeyankuangzalexiaqu，yankanzhezheijiahuodeshuangyandoubianchengleziqingse，zheicainumadao：“jiwogun！”
zheinanrenjiushigepaohui，yemingyuanbuyongcaiyezhidao。
suoyiganggangneijiquanwufeijiushisaqieryi。
neibangbieduzibudansuanjileta，haiyaosuanjiyaoqingyu，zheixiejiahuozhenshidandabaotian。
yemingyuanmeiquguanneitaozoudenanren，ershihuangusizhou，zuihouzaichuangtoushangyezhaodaoyigeshexiangtou，shenshouyehenhenchelexialaizheicaikanxiangleyaoqingyu。
biedebushuo，xianzaideyaoqingyuchengdazixingtangzaichuangshang，neiqiaolianhongpupudeyangzi，haizhenyouxiekeai。
“姚书记。”
yemingyuanpazaichuangshangqingqinghuanglehuangyaoqingyu，danzheinvrenbingmeiyouhuiyin，fanerwubifanzaodeshenshouchelechezijidexiaoshan，jiangneiyourenfanzuidemeijingjingranzheimehaobugujidizhanxianzaitadeyanqian。
yemingyuankandaozheiyimu，zhijieshayanle。
喝多了脱衣服？
这是闹哪样？
yemingyuandemuguangbuyouzizhudikanxiangleyaoqingyu。
????tagangyaokaikoushuohua，turanyaoqingyushenshouyixiajiulouzhuletadebojing。
“唔……姚……”
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