《guanxuanjiarenhou，aojiaotazailouxiaguizheku》youlijiachuzoudexiaoguaishousuozhuanxie，zheishiyigebuyiyangdegushi，yeshiyibuliangxinhaomenzongcaizhuzuo，neirongbutuonidaishui，quanpiandoushikandian，henduorenbeilimiandequmengyingguyaosuoxiyin，xiaoshuomiaoshule：nvrenlisezhangfaweijuan，bazhangdadexiaolianguofenmingyan，jiuhongsezhangqun，houbeishijiaochaxidaishi，luchudapianbaixirouhuadejifu。……
lingyigelizongjianliuzongliaoshangle，yebuganluohou，xiaozhekailekou。
“zheinvrena，nenghuochengqumengyingneiyangyesuanbenshi，xiangdangnianzuoqianjindeshihou，yanjingjiuzhangtoudingshang，gengongzhuside。
xianzaiqujialuopole，tahaishineiyang，zoulubukanren，yijiuxianggegongzhu。
zhibuguoxianzaizheigegongzhu，zhipashiyoudianteshuhanyige。
guzongyaoshiganxingqu，woxiangbanfabangnidadaxian？”
guyaozhongyuhuihuale，queshiwenlegefengmaniubuxiangjidewenti。
“她多大？”
lizonglengleleng，xianglexiang。
“qumengyinghaoxianggenmoshiqianshiyibeide，liangrenmeichaduoshao，mozongjinniansanshi，qumengyingzenmezheyedeershiqibaleba……”
guyaoniezhegaojiaobeieleyisheng，yanbodandande，junyiceyandanmowubi。
“woershiwu，tabiwoda，duiyulaonvren，wobuganxingqu。”
yizhuoreneranduishipianke，lengleleng，qiqihahayixiao，juqijiubei。
“guzongzhenshinianqingyouweia，haha，wojingni……”
yedui，gujiadexiaoshaoye，congxiaodaoda，shenmeyangdemeijianguo，yongdeshenmebushizuihaode。
qumengying？tahaibugouge。
jiujushang，tuibeihuanzhan，meirenzaitifangcaidenvren。
……
lingyibian，qumengyingyejinlebaoxiang，kandaolelinxidehezuohuoban。
duifangshigezhangxiangheqizhidougengehulijingsidenanren，zhoushensanfachudeqixi，yikanjiubutongfanxiang。
zenmekandougengxiangshigenmoshiqianyigejiecengderen，ta，chuangye？
zhengyihuozhe，nanrenxianduitaxiaoxiao，zhanleqilai，luozaitashenshangdeyanguangyiweibuming。
“zaojiutingxixishuoguo，quxiaojieqizhibufan，jinriyijian，guoranbutongfanxiang。”
qumengyingbushihenxihuantadaliangtademuguang，linxiqueyijingyiliandeyuyourongyan。
“doushuolewodeyanguangshibuhuicuode，xianzainifangxinleba，xuezhang？”
nanrenyanshenyoujifentanjiu，zailinxihequmengyingshenshangzhuanleyiquan，zuizhongyouluohuiqumengyingshenshang。
duitashenchuleshou：“nihao，quxiaojie，woshixixidehehuoren，shaoshiyi。”
qumengyingyeduitashenchushou：“nihao。”
tazongjuedezheigenanrenyanshenbuhuaihaoyi，youshuobushangnalibudui。
zheiyangdeganjuerangtayouxiebushufu，qumengyingkaishijuede，jiarulinxigongsidejuedingshitayouxiechongdongle。
tagenlinxizuolexialai，shaoshiyiraoyouxingzhidibamuguangzaiqumengyingshenshangraolehaojigelaihui。
jiushizheimegenvde，dangnianbaguyaoqifuchengneiyang？
kanqilaijiaojiaorourou，fengchuijiudaode，buxianga。
linxiganjuedaobaojianqifenbudui，xiaoshengkaikou：“xuezhang？”
shaoshiyihuilegeshen，jiaolaifuwusheng：“shangjiu。”
qumengyingmuguangweiweiyiliang，shaoshiyiduitaxiaorongzizai。
“biewuhuia，quxiaojie，qianqituozhangongsi，kendingbimianbuleyingchoukehu，wopanigenxixilianggerenhuichikui，zongyaoxianshishinidejiuliang。”
linxizuichundongledong，xiangshuoxieshenme。
qumengyingbashougaizaitashoubei，duizheshaoshiyiyegouchunyixiao。
“shaoxianshengzhaohehuorendefangshidaoshidute。”
shaoshiyihuliyiyangmilemiyan：“quxiaojiegaibuhuishipaleba？”
qumengyingmeizhongtadejijiangfa，zhuanshenjiuzou：“shipale，meiyoujingangzuan，bulanciqihuo，wochetui。”
shaoshiyimianseweiweiyibian，zhengyushuoxieshenme，qumengyingyijingmaibuzouchulebaojian。
linxishayanle，dengta：“shaoshiyi，nishibushiguyiweinanwopengyou？wozenmebuzhidaojiarugongsihaideyoucepingjiuliangzheimegeguiju？”
shaoshiyitanshou，yilianwugu：“tiandiliangxin，xixi，woshuodedoushizhende，woxiageyuejiuyaochuchalikaihuicheng，daoshihougongsizheibiandeyewuhaidekaonidaizherenqutuozhan，xianzaitanshengyi，meiyoudianjiulianghaizhendebuxing。”
linxixianglexiang，zhoumei：“dannidetaiduyetaichajingle，jiufangfonamengyingmengyingdangdirenside……”
shaoshiyihuliyiyangdeyanlilveguomoanguang，tagenguyaoshipengyou，zhidaozheisanniantadoushizenmeguolaide。
bieshuonaqumengyingdangdiren，tabuzhijieyijianmianjiuxianzhuozizouta，douduokuiletabudanvrenderenshengxintiao。
danzheizhonghua，bunengdangzhelinxidemianshuo，linxishizhendedanchun，yeshizhennaqumengyingdangpengyou。
napaqumengyingbushishenmehaodongxi。
taduizhelinxizhazhayan：“zheiyangba，xixi，nixiangbanfabaquxiaojiezhaohuilai，wojitadaoqian。”
tadao：“quxiaojiekanqilaishihenbucuo，dengwolikaihuicheng，gongsiliyoutazheimegepengyoupeizheni，woyenengfangxin。”
linxi：“shuohaole，nikeyaodaoqiana。”
shaoshiyidiandiantou，nanzihandazhangfu，nengqunengshen，jintianbubaqumengyingguandao，tajiubuxingshao。
linxiyushijiqumengyingdadianhua，qumengyingzhengzaixishoujiandegongyongshuichibuzhuang，jianlinxilaidianhua，taxianglexia，jietong。
“夕夕？”
“mengyingmengying，nidaonale，nengbunengjiwogemianzi，zaihuilaiyixia。
shaoshiyishuotagangcaitaidubuhao，xiangjinidaogeqian。”
qumengyingduizhejingzitiaotiaomei，dandanyixiao：“xixi，nishizhendehenxinrennizheigehehuoren，niduitalejieduoshao？”
lingyibian，linxiqiaoleshaoshiyiyiyan，honglelian，zoudaobaojianwai，xiaoshengshuo：“mengyingmengying，nijiranwenle，neiwoyebumanni，shaoshiyisuiranzhangdebuxiangshenmehaodongxi，dantazhenshizhengjingren，meieyide，tabujinshiwoxuezhang，haishi……”
tashengyinyueshuoyuexiao，qumengyingtiaomei：“haishishenme？”
linxiyaoyaoya，shuole：“haishiwonanpengyou。”
qumengyingdunshilailexingqu，yanzhongguangmangyishan：“haoani，jiaonanpengyouleyebuhewoshuo。”
linxiheiheiyile：“zheibushicaiyilianggeyue，meiwendingme。”
qumengyingcongbaolinachukexingjiuyao，tunrukouzhong。
“hao，jirannidouzheimeshuole，neiwojiujinigemianzi，wohuiqu。”
tazhuanshenjiuzou，yingmianquezhuangshangyinande，yingbangbangdexiongtang，baqumengyingyingshengshengzhuanghoutuileyiquan。
tazhoumei，kandaoduifangzengliangdepixie，feisudaoqian。
“duibuqi，zheiweixiansheng，wobushiyouyide。”
duifangchenzheyandingzhetatoudingbanshang，danmoda：“meishi。”
shengyinyoudianershu，qumengyinggangyutaitouxikan，duifangqueyijinggentacajianerguo，liujitayigelengmodebeiying。
qumengyinglengleleng，kanzheduifangjianjianyuanqu，huranchanshengleyigebuheshiyidexiangfa。
danzhuannianyixiang，tayouzichaodigoulegouchun。
怎么可能。
neishenxizhuangjiashangxie，zenmezheyedeshilaiwan。
tagujishixiangnanrenxiangfengle，suibianyujianshenmeren，douhuijuedexiangguyao。
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