“bingherumeng”dadadujiachuangzuofaxingdexiaoshuo《gangxiashan，jiubeimeinvzongcaituihun》shihenduowangyoudexintouhao，lincechenzijinliangweizhujiaozhijiandehudongfeichangyouai，xihuanzheizhongleixingdeshuyoukanguolai：gangdaohaiyuejituan，jiujianyigedahanzuozaishafashang，qiaozheerlangtui，diaozhegenyan，yizhiqishi，zhihuizheyiqunrenwaimianbandongxi……
“呼呼！”
zhishengjihuxiao，huanhuanzaiyanhuizhengzhongyangdekongdishangluoxia。
suwanyuelianlimaluchuxiaorong，yingleguoqu，jingxidao，“huanzhi，nizenmelaile？”
“baobei，wodangranshilaijinichengchangzide。”bahuanzhishunshoulouzhusuwanyuedexiyao，zhuanguotoukanxianglince，shuozhejiuxiangqupailincedelian，“linjiazhenshihaodadeweifeng，lianwodeweihunqidouganqifu？！”
“zhendangnimenhaishiyiqiandelinjiama？hunyue，doushilaoyibeideyueding，zuobudeshu，xianzaiwanyueshiwodenvren，lince，niyouyijianma？”
你有意见吗？
pingpingdandandeyijuhua，congbahuanzhidekouzhongshuochulai，quedaizheyiguwuyulunbidexiaozhanghekuangao，shenzhidoumeibalincefangzaiyanzhong。
zheiyimuluozaizhongrenyanzhong，jieshiluchulelengxiao。
qianjinlingdiyijiazu，herujinshizhimingguidediyidazubajiaduipeng，zhongrendoubuyoudeqidaiqilai，buzhilincehuiruheyingdui？
“dangranmeiyijian。”linceceshenduokaibahuanzhideshou，xiaozheyaoleyaotou，“yijianwobuyaodeershouhuoeryi，niyaoshixihuan，neijiusongjinihaole。”
二手货？
唰！
cihuayichu，zhongrendoubuyoudepingzhulehuxi，zhijiansuwanyuezhengzhangliandoubiedezhanghong，jiaoqudouqideweiweizhandouzhe。
“heng！lingyalichi！”bahuanzhigengshiyinchenzhelian，lenghengyisheng，“yigejiangsishibingyangzi，yezhinengchengyichengkoushezhikuai！”
“wobahuanzhiyebushishenmebujianglizhiren，jintian，niyaoshiguaiguaibahunyuejituile，nidexishizhaoban，fouze，linjiayemeibiyaocunzaile！”
威胁！
**裸地威胁！
tangtanglinjia，shenmeshihouzaoshouguorucidadechiru，bushaorendoumianlunurong，henbudejiangbahuanzhiganchuqu，yixueqianchi！
lincebuxieyixiao，“jiunipingbajia？”
凭？
zhongrendoubuyoudedaoxiyikouliangqi，shenmejiaozuoxiaozhangkuangao，lincejiushi，niququyigekuaisidebingjiaoshaoye，jingyeganruciqiaobuqitabajia！
tazheishideleshixinfenglema？
“hehe，haodadekouqi！”suwanyuelengxiaoyisheng，dabuerchu，“nilinjiaruohaishiyiqiandelinjia，shuozheihuadaohaiyouzheizige，danxianzai，niyepei？”
“wosuwanyue，daibiaowosujia，xianglinjia——xuanzhan！”
嘶！
巴家、苏家。
liangdajiazu，tongshixianglinjiaxuanzhan，yixianzailinjiadezichan，zhipalianbajiayigedoukangbuzhu，youzennengduikangliangdajiazu。
danrangrenyiwaideshi，lincequeyijiuyaoleyaotou，“bugou！”
“neijiashangwomenni！”tangruoxuezhanlechulai，lenglengdao，“wotangruoxuedaibiaotangjia，xianglinjia——xuanzhan！”
“woliyiyidaibiaolijia，xianglinjia——xuanzhan！”
“wohanmengyandaibiaohanjia，xianglinjia——xuanzhan！”
……
jielianqishengxiangqi，ranglinhaidouzhoulezhoumei，zheijiujialianhe，zuyicuihuitalinjia。
raner，lincequeshiyaoleyaotou，“jiashangnimenyebugou，haiyouqitarenma？doubiezangzheyezhele，douyiqishangba。”
zhongrenjieluchulianminzhise。
林家虽大。
danjinrihou，jinlingchengjiangzaiwulinjia！
“kuangwangzhibei。”bahuanzhilengxiaoyisheng，“jiranlinshaodouzheimeshuole，zhuwei，douxianshenba！”
“yuanyizhanduiwobajiazhe，jianglaifumielinjiazhihou，wobamou，dingbuhuiwanglezhuweidegongxian！”
suizhehuayinluoxia，zaichangguobanderendouzhanleqilai。
“愿随巴少！”
“linjiaruobutuihundaoqian，wodeng，jiangyiquanzuzhili，fumielinjia！”
声震九霄。
jiudangzhongrendouyiweiwanledeshihou，lintianwenhelintianqizoulechulai，“bashao，linhaikedaibiaobulezhenggelinjia。”
“zheixienian，wolinjiaweitamenfuzixishengdeyijinggouduole，zheizhishitamenzijidetaidu，wodeng，kebuyuanyubashaoweidi。”
zhongrenyileng，jieshiluchuxixuezhise。
“lintianwen、lintianqi，nimenzheishiganshenme！”linhaihumunuzheng，dengzhezijizheilianggexiongdi，yanzhongyounuhuoyongchu。
“dage，zheihaikanbuqingchuma？”lintianwenxiaohehedao，“nixiangsi，kebielazhewomenyiqisi！”
“yaoyubajiazuodui，nizijizuoduiqu，wodengjuebuhuicanyucishi！”
“hahaha，hao，hao！”bahuanzhizhangkaishoubeidaxiaoqilai，shensejuao，“lince，nikandaolema？jiuliannideqinshushudoububangni，linjiadeshidaizaoyiguoqu！”
“xianzai，zheijinlingdiyishijia，shiwobajia！”
“haoyigediyishijia！”lincezhuanguotoukanxiangchenzijin，“tamenxianzaidouzaizhenduiwolinjia？neinini？”
“hunyueyiding，woyijingshiniderenle。”chenzijinbingweiduoshuoshenme，zhishijingzhiderongyanshang，jichuyimokusedexiaorong。
sihujuedehaibugou，youbuchongdao，“buguowodaibiaobulechenjia，wodaibiaodezhiyouwoziji，nishengwosheng，nisi、wosi。”
生死相依？
lincexiaole，shenshouzhuazhuchenzijindeshou，“fangxin，youwozai，nihenibeihoudechenjia，doubuhuiyoushi。”
“zishennanbao，haixiangbaochenjia？zhenshikexiao！”bahuanzhilengxiaoyisheng，yangzhetoudao，“wozaiwennizuihouyiju，kaolvhaolema？”
“xianzaiguaiguaidaoqiantuihun，nianzainiyijiangsizhiren，wohainengliuniyitiaohuolu，fouze，jintianjiushinilinshimiezuzhiri！rangnimenzuoyiduiwangmingyuanyang！”
“fangsi！”renwukeren，linhaipaizhuoerqi，nuzhibahuanzhi，“zheishiwolinjia，hairongbudeerdengzaizheidayanbucan！”
“xiangyufumiewolinjia，neidekannimenyoumeiyouzheigebenshi！”
“来人啊，送客！”
raner，suizhelinhaiyishengluoxia，dangjiyourenjiuchaobahuanzhichongleguoqu，kehaimeiguoqu，queshibeilinjialingyiborenlanzhulequlu。
“lintianqi、lintianwen，nimenzheishixiangganshenme！”linhaimengdizhuanguotou，nushizheliangren，“xianzainimenhaibushijiazhu，jiuzhunbeizaofanlema！”
“dage，zhenshihaodayidingmaozia！”lintianqilenghengyisheng，hedao，“womenzheishiweilelinjia，nizhimibuwu，daizhezhenggelinjiaqusi，womenbudaying！”
“nitaizisile，rujinjiazudexianzhuang，doushenshangyinweiniyijizhisidaozhide，nideerzijiushierzi，niyouweizuzhongqitarenkaolvguoma！”
“wodeng，buhuiyubashaoweidi，yebuhuiyuzhongrenweidi，haiqingzhuweibuyaojiangnuhuoqianyiwolinjia，lince——suizhuweichuzhi！”
此话一出。
bushaorenkanxianglinhai，mianshangdouluchuyuanqi，xianranyijingduilinhaijiqibuman。
“ni，nimen，shumucunguang！”linhainumuershi，yikouqichadianmeitishanglai，zhenggerenliangqianghoutuijibu，linceqingqiaoliangbutuozhutadehoubei，zheicaimeiyoushuaidao。
“ceer……”linhaimianlukuise，zhengxiangshuoxieshenme，queshibeilincedaduan。
“die，wufang，tiaochulaide，zhenghaoyicixingshoushile！”linceshuozhe，zhuantoukanxiangbahuanzhi，“bahuanzhi，niderenjiuzheixielema？”
“nizuidadedipaimeile，zheixieren，mienizuyi！”bahuanzhilengxiaodao，“shentibuhao，jiuguaiguaidituihundaoqianba，biezuowuweidezhengzhale。”
“yaoshibeiqisile，linjiazhuhelvfurenkeshihuihenshangxinde。”
tingdaozheihua，zaichangzhongrenjieshihahadaxiaoqilai，zheiwuyishiduilincezuidadexiuru，napashichenzijinshiliansecangbai，yanzhongshensefuza。
“sheishuo，linjiashiwozuidadedipai？”lincelengxiaoyisheng，kanxiangyanhuirukouchu，zuijiaoluchuyimowanweidexiaorong，“mudaren，kanxikangoule，jiuchulaiba。”
“dangnianniqianwoshifuderenqing，yeshishihougaihaile。”
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