qiangzihenmangdeshuzhendehaohaokan,zheiben《gangxiashan,jiubeijuesemeinvdaozhui》degushiqingjietebieyixiangbudao,diedangqifu,tebiexiyinren,《gangxiashan,jiubeijuesemeinvdaozhui》jianjie:genzhexingfendeshuodao:“bufan,nishenmeshihoulaide?”yanbufanshuo:“gangdaojiangshanshi,laikankanni,jiubeinidegoujiyaole。”zheihuayichu……
“怎么了?”
zheishihou,menneichuanlaileyidaojiqibunaifandeshengyin。
linyanglianmangzhuanguoshenzi,chongzheyigeshencairuzhuyibanfeipangdenanzishuo:“laoban,tangxiaoxiaolaile,tadawo!”
tabushibieren,zhengshilinyangdejinzhu,wangkai!
tingdaotangxiaoxiaolaile,tadelianshangluchuyifuweisuodexiaorong,shuo:“neinihaizaineilengzheganshenme?haibukuairangtajinlai?”
“haode,laoban!”linyangyiduzidebushuang,rangkailemenkoudeweizhi,shuo:“jinlaiba!”
tangxiaoxiaozhijiezoujinlewunei,yanbufanyegenlejinlai。
linyangzheicaizhuyidaoleyanbufan。
zhenggerenxianshiyileng,xiayishidewendao:“nizenmelaile?”
“laishoushinide!”yanbufanbailetayiyan,xianqideshuoleyiju,jiezhebianzuozaileshafashang。
zheijiahuoxianshiqifushijie,xianzaiyouzhaorenbangjiazijideweihunqi,shiyinggaishoushitayidunle。
zheishihou,wangkaizhanleqilai,zoudaoletangxiaoxiaodemianqian。
semimidekanzheta,xiaozheshuo:“xiaoxiao,nilailea,dayingnineiwugeyi,yifenbushao,jinwannijiupeizhewojiuxingle!”
shuozhe,bianyaochaotangxiaoxiaoshangshou,yanbufankandaozheiyimu,lianseyixiajiuyinchenlexialai。
tangxiaoxiaoceshenduokai,zhizhewangkaidebizimadao:“niyebusapaoniaokankanzijishenmedexing,rangbenxiaojiepeini,niyepei!wojintianlaijiushiyaojinggaoni,yihoubiedaraowo,burandehua,woduinibukeqi!”
rengxiayijuhuahou,tangxiaoxiaoqishenjiuyaolikai!
wangkaideliansebiandejiweinankan,zuijiaochoulechouhou,feidadelianshangxiemanlefennu。
yibajiulazhuletangxiaoxiaodegebo,nudao:“laozishenmemingxingmeiwanguo?ganzheiyangmawode,nihaishidiyige,laozijintianjiuyaobanleni,kankanninengzenmezhe!”
“fangkaiwo!”tangxiaoxiaohuangzhangdeshuoleyiju,jiezhebiankaishizhengzha。
tagenbenjiumeixiangdaowangkaidedanzizheimeda,jingranxiangyaowanqiangde。
“fangkaini?biezuomengle!”wangkaiweisuodexiaozheshuo:“linyang,bawodeshengzinaguolai,laozijintianyaodangkunbangyishujiale!”
“haole!”linyangdayingyisheng,jiuyaoququshengzi。
zheishihou,yanbufanyibazhuaizhulelinyangdegebo。
linyanglengleyixia,genzhefanyingleguolai,buxiedechaoyanbufanshuo:“xiaozi,nimashanggundan,burandehua,woxianzaijiubaojingbanizhuazou,nizuotiandalewo,bieyiweizheigeshierjiuguoqule!”
啪!
yanbufanyibazhangjiuchoudaoletadelianshang,dao:“niganjinbaojingba,shunbianbajiuhuchejiaolai。”
zheiyibazhang,zhijiebalinyangshandezaiyuandizhuanlegequan。
dangtawuzhelianzhanwendeshihou,kandaoleyanbufanyijingzoudaolewangkaidemianqian。
buyoudejinghuchusheng:“niyaoganshenme?”
yanbufanruilidemuguangsuodingzailewangkaidelianshang,lengshengshuodao:“sifeizhu,banidetizicongwoweihunqishenshangnakai!”
“nijiaowoshenme!”wangkainudao。
tazheigerenzuitaoyanbierenjiaotashifeizhu,yanbufandehua,yijingcitongletadexin。
yanbufanshuo:“feizhu,zaibunakai,worangnibianchengsizhu!”
“nitamedesuangeshenmedongxi,yeganzailaozidemianqian...”wangkainumadao。
啪!
haimeidengtadehuayinluoxia,yanbufandedabazhangyijingchoudaoletadelianshang。
zhijiebatajiejinsanbaijindeshenqushanfanzaidi。
tawuzhelianzhengzhengdedingzheyanbufankanlejimiao,genzhenudao:“nitamedegandawo,wojintianyaonongsini,zhanghu,chulai!”
suizhetadehuayinluoxia,gebifangjianchongguolaileyigebiaoxingdahan。
takandaowangkaitangzaidishanghou,likepaodaoletadeshenbian,batachanfuleqilai,jinzhangdewen:“laoban,nizenmeyang?”
“womeishi!”wangkairoulerouzijidelian,zhizheyanbufanshuo:“zhanghu,jiwofeilezheigebuzhisihuodedongxi。”
“shi!”zhanghudayingleyisheng,suizhibamuguangnuodaoleyanbufandeshenshang,shuo:“xiaozaizi,nidanzibuxiaoa,ganduiwomenlaobandongshou,likeguixiadaoqian,wojiudaduanniyitiaotui,fouze,woyaoniliangtiaotui!”
kandaozhanghulaile,tangxiaoxiaodelianshangluchuyifuhuangluan。
lazheyanbufanshuodao:“zanmenkuaizou,zheirenhenlihai。”
zheirentarenshi,wangkaidetieshenbaobiao,shiyigedishajibiedegaoshou。
liangongzhirendedengjihuafenwei:‘disha、tiangang、houtian、xiantian、zongshi、dazongshi、dijing、tianjing、dengdeng......’
“hehe,rangwoguixiadaoqian?niyeyouzige?”yanbufanlengxiaozheshuodao,jiezhechaotangxiaoxiaoshuo:“nixianchuqudengwo。”
tangxiaoxiaoshuo:“nini?”
“dangbashouyi!”yanbufanxiaozheshuodao:“guai,chuqudengwo。”
“哦!”
kanzheyanbufanrucizixindemoyang,tangxiaoxiaoguishishenchadedayingleyisheng。
zhuanshenbianchaozhemenkouzouqu。
唐笑笑走出房间。
wangkaicaifanyingguolai,lianmangchaozhanghufenfudao:“zhanghu,bierangneigeniupaole,jinwanwohaiyaorangtagenwoshuangyishuangni!”
“fangxinlaoban!”zhanghudayingyisheng,zhijiechaozhetangxiaoxiaozouleguoqu。
yanbufanzhijieshenchushoudangzailezhanghushenqian。
lengshengshuodao:“neishiwoweihunqi,litayuandian。”
“zhaosi!”zhanghuzhijiemadao,jiezheyiquanchaozheyanbufandelianshangzalai。
yanbufanyizhangchaozhanghudenaodaishangpaileguoqu。
咔嚓!!
zhanghudequantoutingzaileyanbufandemianmenchu,eryanbufandeshouzhang,paidaoletadetianlinggaishang。
shunjian,yidaogugeduanliedeshengyinxiangqi。
zhanghudengdaleyanjing,yanshenzhongmanshizhenjingdekanzheyanbufanshuo:“bukeneng,zheimenianqing,jingranyouxingchenjidexiuwei,bukeneng!”
hualuo,zhanghubianqiqiaoliuxue,qijueshenwang!
jiezhe,yanbufandemuguangbianluozailewangkaideshenshang,chaozhetazouleguoqu。
咕嘟!
kanzheyibubuchaozijizoulaideyanbufan。
wangkaixiayishideyanlekoutumo,jinzhangdaoshengyinzhandou,dao:“ni,nikebieluanlaia,wo,wokeshijingdouwangjiadedashao,nigandongwodehua,jiushigenzhenggewangjiaweidi!”
taxianzaishifenhaipayanbufan,neikeshiyibazhangjiubazijidetieshenbaobiaopaisiderena。
yaoshiduizijiqileshaxin,zijinalihaiyoumingle?
yankanzheyanbufanzoudaolezijidemianqian,wangkaishuangxiyiruan,zhijieguizailedishang。
yanleibitidoubeihechulaile,qiuraodao:“dage,woqiuqiunile,qianwanbieshawo,wohaimeihuogouni,wozhidaocuole,niraolewoba!”
yitanhuangshui,yecongtadekudangliutanglechulai。
yanbufanxianqidekanzheta,niezhulezijidebizi,chaofengdao:“zhiyuma?haiheniaole?woshenmeshihoushuowoyaoshanile?”
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