wushanjianbanbendoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《gangxiashanweihunqijiubiwojiehun》，wenzhangdeyuanchuangzuozhejiaozuo jiaren，nannvzhujiaofenbieshilinfengsuqingxue，xiaoshuojianjieruxia：rangqiaofeiermeixiangdaodeshi，linfengbuguangmeiyoubiaoxianchuyidianweinandeyangzi，fanershibuduandexiangtakaojin“shaonahunongtamen……
“qiyoucili，zhenjuezhewolaotouzihaoqifu！”
sulaoyeziqidexiongtangqifu，nuhedao，“baoanni！bazheigeduyijiwoyaxiaqu，xianfeidiaosizhi，zaimanmanshenwen！”
waibiaocixiangheaidelaoyezi，shenshangtouzheyigushaqi，bijingxiangtazheiyangbaishouqijiaderen，nanengshishancha。
“wocuole，wozhendecuole！raowoyici，woshibeibierenzhishide……”
huangjiaoshouhedediezuozaidishang，shiniaolinleyikudang，buguotaguikulanghao，xiangshiyoushahuayaoshuo。
“juranganhailaoyezi，kanlaozibushaleni！”erzheishi，supengyuanbaonuzheshangqian，yijiaochuaizaihuangjiaoshounaodaishang。
zhijiezaitahuashuowanqian，batachuaiyunleguoqu！
jiezhe，supengyuanwangxianglaoyezi，fennudao：“ba，zheijiahuoshiwohualezhongjinqinglaide，meixiangdaoshigepianzi，danwulunruhe，woxiaoxinzaizheibaizhe，haiqingninlaobieguaizuiwo。”
“gongsiyouxieshiqingyaochuli，rangqingxuexianpeipeininlaorenjia。”
sulaoyezichenzheliandiandiantou，supengyuanganjinlikai。
“zhanzhu！yeye，jintianwochadianbei……wu，jieniganma！？”
suqingmanjimangyaogaozhuang，queyibabeisuqingxuewuzhulezui。
suqingxuesongkaimeimei，lengshengdao：“yeyegangxing，qingkuanghaibuwending，gaishuobugaishuozijixinliyoushu！”
suqingmanminleminhongchun，qiujiudekanxianglinfeng。
linfengkansuqingxuedeyanshenyuefamanyi，zheinvrenzhangdepiaoliangbushuo，xinxingyeshibusu，mingzhidaosupengyuancaishimuhouzhenxiong，weilelaoyezijingrannengshengshengrenxialai。
laoyezikanxianglinfeng，lianshangduimanlexiaorongdao：“xiaoshenxian，laotouziwoqianleninyitiaominga！womensujiadedongxi，nikanshangshenmeshuoyishengjiushi！”
linfengqingleqingsangzi，“keke，laoyezi，dongximeikanshang，danrendaoshikanshangle！”
“haiyou，bieninninde，jiaowolinfengjiuxing。bijingwoshiwanbei，shenshanghaiyouninqinzidingdehunyueni！”
shuowan，linfengzhijietaochuhunyue。
sulaoyezitingdaohunyueerzi，dunshiyipainaodai，“qiaowozheilaobuside，bazheishijiwangle，dangniannvshenxianjiuwoyiming，bianlixialezheiershinianhoudehunyue！”
“danzheihunyueduixiaoshenxianbugongpinga，yiqingxueqingmandeshenfennengli，chongqiliangzhinengjinindanggexiaoqie……”
shuozhelaoyeziturankanxiangsuqingman，buchongdao：“qingmansuiranaiwanleyidian，danzhangdeyebucha，yaobuxiaoshenxianniquandou……”
“yeyenishuoshenmeni？！”
yipangdesuqingxuetingdezhiduojiao。
tazenmeshuoyeshitianhaidezhishoukeredemeinvzongcai，zenmezailinfengmianqian，jiuzhinengzuoxiao，zuoxiaohaibugou，haiyaodashanggemeimei？
这还是亲爷爷么！
suqingmanqueshimeimoufaliang，“jiejielaogongyejiwodanglaogong，neiyihoubushiyoulianggerensihouwo？haoxiangkeyiye！”
“quququ，xiaoyatoucoushenmerenao！”
linfengbuxihuanxiaoyatoupianzi，kesoudao：“keke，laoyezinizheishishenmehua，wokeshijiqizhuanyidenanren，yaoyigejiejiejiuhao！”
“wohaimeishuoyaogennini，nizheihaitiaoshangle？！”
suqingxuemeihaoqidedenglelinfengyiyan，suiranlinfengjiuleyeye，danhaodaishitazijidezhongshendashi，tazenmekenengmahu。
erzheishi，sulaoyezizeturanzhangyuduantan，shenzhihaiyongshoumoqiyanleilai：“linfengxiaoyoua，shibuxiangman，zicongwomensujiayanfachujuyoutigaojiyili，zhiliaoaerzihaimozhengdeyaowuhou，jiubeigefangshilijidingshangle！”
“jushuozuijinjiuyaoduisujiadongshou，zhuyaozhenduidejiushiqingxue、qingmanliangjiemei。”
shuodaozhei，sulaoyezizhongzhongyiquanzazaizhuoshang，laoyanchongxuedao：“liangguinvdiezoudezao，wozheidangyeyede，jiusuanhuochulaoming，yedehutamenzhouquan！”
linfengburenxindaduanta，dengtashuowan，manyouyoudecongdishangjianqiliangbaorengongleinang：“keke，laoyezi，zhunbeigongzuozuodetingzua。”
zhengzhunbeijixushanqingdesulaoyezidangchanglengzaiyuandi：“……”
linfengzehentitiedipaipaitajianbang：“bujiushixiangrangwochushoume？xing！buguoxiaoyemeilida，nilianggebaobeisunnvyaoshifengkuangdiaishangwo，gaibufuze！”
jianlinfengdaying，sulaoyezicaishulekouqi，gangadixiaoxiao。
buguotaxinliqueshikuangxi，nengranglinfengzheiyangdegaorenliuxialai，jianzhitianjianghongyun。
bieshuoliangsunnvkanshanglinfengle，shuangshuangjizheixiaozishengwacaigengfuhetaxinyini！
“sheihuifengkuangdiaishangni，biezilianle！”
suqingxuemeimouhenhenbailelinfengyiyan，genlaoyezidaolebie，zhijiebalinfengzhuaidaobingfangwai。
talengshengdao：“jintianzanliangbixushuoqingchu，nijiulewoyeye，shiwomensujiadedaenren！”
“yaoqian、yaogongzuo、huozhemeinv，dounengbangnianpai，danshixiangdangwoweihunfu，bukeneng。”
林风：“……”
彼时。
supengyuanchenzhelianzoudaozhuchu，yibianlianzhongchengzhutoudesuhaoranyingshanglaiwendao：“ba，gangcaiwotingdaoyizhenguikulanghao，kendingshinirangrenbaneigexiangbalaofeileba！yeyeyegaigepileba，nishashihounengdangzongcai？”
“duile，jideliuneijiahuoyitiaotuijiwo，wozhunbeiqinzi……”
啪！
ketameishuowan,meizhongdelingyibianlianyouailezhongzhongyibazhang。
“liuninainaidetui！laoyezixingle，zanmenderenbeifeile！”
supengyuanshuowan，qihuhudihuiwu，jintiandeyimumuzainaohaizhongfuxian，zuizhongdinggezailinfenglianshang。
“huaishidedongxi，laoziyaonisi！”
taehenhendishuowan，zhijiebotongleyigebeizhuwei“dixialongge”dehaoma……
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