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youyuyongdeshichezaitonghuaxitong，liangrendetonghuabeisurantingdeyiqingerchu，
suranyouxiedanxin，renbuzhuwen：“neiliangchelishishenmeren？”
“genzijiwuguandeshibiedatingtaiduo。”
gupeishenlenglengdeshuo，suihoubuchongdao：“yaoshihaipadehua，daodifangnizijixianzou，woxianzaibunengtingche。”
“wobuhuizou，wozoulejiushengniziji，wanyichushilezenmeban。”kanzhetalengjundecelian，suranweiqudehuidao。
gupeishenmouguangyidong，saoshitayiyan：“suibianni。”
qianmiandechezaiyijialeisiyezonghuidedifangtinglexialai，congcheshangxialaisannanyinv，sangenanrenweizheweiyidenvren，banshixiepodebatadaijinleyezonghui。
suranzaimaluduimiandechelikandao，zhuantouwengupeishen：“tamenjinqule，nizhunbeizenmeban？”
“jirannibuzou，jieniyongyiyong。”
gupeishenjiangsurandechenyiniukousongkaileyike，youbatadequnzixiangshanglalela，batanongchuyifufengchendeyangziliangrencaixiache。
talanzhesuranjinruneijianhuisuo，menkoudeyingbinjimangshangqiangongjingdewen：“xiansheng，qingwenyouyudingma？”
“renni？zenmebudenglaozi。”
gupeishenzuoyoukankan，zhuangzuozhaorendemoyangziyanziyu，ranhouzhuanguotouduiyingbinshuo：“gangcaijinlaineiboren，tamenzaineijianfang？”
yingbinwenleqiantaifangjianhao，zuolegeqingdeshoushi，zhunbeizaiqianmiandailu，gupeishenquedashouyihuidao：“nibuyonggenzhele，zheiliwoshudehen，wozijiguoqu。”
liangrenzaiyingbindemuguangzhongxiaoshizaidatingzhuanjiao，jinledianti，gupeishenyadishengyinwen：“gangcaichelixialaidenvrenkanqingchulema？”
jiansurandiantou，tajixushuo：“daihuiwodaizhenizhuangzuoshizoucuofangjianlechuangjinqu，nizhuangzuoshitadejiemei，shuoyoushizhaota，batadaichulai。”
“taburenshiwo，huigenwomenzouma？”suranyouxiebuan，jiaozheshouzhiwen。
gupeishenquedudingdeshuo：“nigangcaimeikanchulaitashibeibidema？buguanrenburenshi，zhiyaonengdaitazou，tayidingbuhuijiechuan。”
suranruoyousuosidediantou，suihouyouwen：“neixierenrenshinima？nijinquhuibuhuibeirenchulai？”
gupeishenmeitouningchengyituan，bunaifandeda：“kenengrenshi，yekenengburenshi，xianjinquzaishuo，neigenvrenhenguanjian，woyidingyaojiandaota。”
suranshuirundemouzidingzhebuduanpashengdeshuzi，naozhongquezaiweishenbianrendeanweidanxin。
zuizhong，suiranxinlipadeyaoming，tahaishihuanhuanshuodao：“wozijijinquba，niruguobeirenchulaijiumafanle，woyigenvrenburongyibeihuaiyi。”
“niziji？”gupeishencuoedekanxiangta，yanzhongshanguofuzadeqingxu。
tazhengyaokaikouzuzhi，suranquexiangshianweibandibuchongdao：“xiangxinwo，wohuibatadaichulai。”
huayinyiluo，diantimenkaile，suranmangwen：“neigenvrenjiaoshenme？”
“露露。”
gangcaidianhualitidaodenenmo！
surandunshijuedezijicicirenwujianju。
tajinliangyongqingsongdekouwenshuo：“zaianquanchukoudengwo，wozijiguoqu。”
liuxiazheijuhua，surantouyebuhuidetachuledianti。
tazaizoulanglijiangzijidetoufaquanbuliaodaoyibian，youjiangyuanbenzhazaiqunzilidechenshancongchouchu，gaogaodezaiyaobudalegejie，fangcaizoudaotayaozhaodaofangjian。
suranzaifangjianmenkoushenxiyikouqi，wendingweiweifadoudeshenti，tuikaifangmen。
fangjianneidengguanghunan，neigejiaozuoluludenvrenzhengzaibeiyigezhongniannanrenguanjiu，jiandaosuranjinlai，nanrendedongzuotingleyixia，lianshangluchubuyuedeshense。
nanrenshenbiandebaobiaomashangwen：“ganshenmede？”
suranlengleyixia，jimangdaoqian：“duibuqi，wozoucuofangjianle。”
taweiweiwaizhetou，guzuowumeidexiaozhezhuanshen，yanfengsaoguolulushikuazhangdejiaodao：“lulu！nizenmezaizhei，wozhaolenihaojiu！”
surantizheqi，qiangyaxiaxinzhongdekongju，yibianshuozheyibiankuaibuzoudaolulushenbian，shurendelaguotadeshou，ananyonglijitaxinhao。
jianlulumeiyouchuochuan，suranshenzhetouduizuozaitalingyipangdezhongniannanrenxiaodao：“zheiweilaoban，woshiluludejiemei，youdianshiqingxianggendandushuoliangju，jielulujiwowufenzhonghaobuhao？”
neigezhongniannanrenshangxiadaliangyifansuran，bunaifandedashouyihui：“kuaiqukuaihui，bieshuahuayang，laozihaidengzhetajiwoxiehuoni。”
“shishi，henkuaijiuhao。”surandiantouxiangzhongniannanrendaoxie，lazheluludeshoukuaibuchulefangjian。
guanlebaojiandemen，luluxunsuchouhuishoujingtidewen：“nishishei，woburenshini，zhaowoyoushenmeshi？”
“womenxianlikaizheili，nifangxin，wobushihuairen。”
suranxiangshibeichouzouleliqi，yachidajia，shuohuadeqixibuwen，luluchayanguanse，kanchutameiyoueyi，suiranxinzhonghuyi，kehaishigenzhetalaidaoloutijian。
jiandaogupeishenshi，luluyifuburenshideshenqing：“nishishei？zhaowoyoushenmeshi？”
“woshigutianlindeerzi。”
tingdaozheijuhua，lululiansezhoubian，zhuantoujiuyaozou，gupeishenjimanglazhuta，chenshengshuo：“nibiepa，wozhidaowobadesigennimeiguanxi，wozhixiangwennijigewenti。”
lulujiaobuyidun，yihuodekanxiangta，querenguoyanshen，tayadishengyinshuo：“nixiandaiwolikaizheili。”
huayingangluo，hutingshenhouyourenjiaoma：“choubiaozi，haixiangpao！”
sanrenwenshengzhuanshen，lianggebaobiaoyangdenanrenyizhishenqian，qizhongyigecuntounanrenyibazhuazhululudetoufa，jiuyaobatadaizou，lingyigehuangmaozetaochuyibabishouhuanglehuang，xiongsheneshadeshuo：“shixiangdeganjingun！”
gupeishenhaobuweiju，lazheluludegebolishenghechi：“fangshou！nimenyaoganshenme？”
“找死是不是！”
huangmaonazhebishou，zhaozhegupeishendegebobuyoufenshuojiuciguolai。
gupeishenduoshanleliangxiameicizhong，cuntouyetaochuyibabishou，yixunleibujiyanerzhishichongzhetahuiwuguolai。
gupeishenbennengdetaishouyidang，shoubeibeihualeyigedakouzi，xianxueshunjianyongchu，ranhongletadezhenggeyixiu。
suiranfuleshang，kegupeishenbingbudasuanshoushou，tazaicizhuazhululudegebochonglianggenanrendao：“tabuyuanyigennimenzou。”
“made，wokannishihuonile！”
liangcishishoudehuangmaoyounazhebishouchonggupeishenzhaohuguolai，suransuiranyouxinbangmang，keyoupazijituoleita，zhinengzaiyipangganzheji。
luluhedekuchulesheng，pinmingxiangyaozhengtuocuntoudeqianzhi，cuntouzhoulezhoumei，yinhendeshuo：“made，lulu，nijinggantounanren，laozixianfeilenideyenanren。”
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作者：天天走上
栏目：都市
zuozhe：wowudilehaizinuligen
栏目：都市
zuozhe：xiangzuobaifumeidexiaoniu
栏目：都市
假装穷小子体验生活，校花女友当众羞辱我，我摊牌了。
zuozhe：choumingzhaozhudemingzhengnvdi
栏目：都市
作者：木千
栏目：都市
一屋子亲戚逼我交出抚恤金，说我是个废物不配用
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栏目：都市
