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zaibaiyueguzhengdexiaoshuo《guzhengxianziyueliangzhishenyuqihuaqizi》zhong,lingyunguzhengxianyueliangzhishiyigeputongren,dantazhudingyaochengweigaibianshijiedeyingxiong。beixuanzhongbaohuyigegulaodeshenmiyiwu,lingyunguzhengxianyueliangzhitashangleyichangchongmanqihuanhemaoxiandelvcheng。tajiangmianduixieeshilidezhuizhuhezijineixindezhengzha,tongshiyefaxianlezijiyinzangdeliliangheshiming。nimenku,nimenjiao,youyousheixintengwo,woyezhishiyige10suidebaobaoa。weishenme,suoyoudeyalidouyazhewoyigeren。guzhengxianziwohensinile,niweishenme……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigechongmanjingxihegandongdeshijie。

精彩章节

woqichongchongdepaochumen,turan,yigemaoyingshanguo,jiezhechuanlaiyizhenjianjiaosheng。

“啊啊啊~~。”

“哈哈哈~~。”

dangwochongjinchufangshi,kanjiantanzuozaidishangdemama。tacishimianmudaizhide,yibianyouyibiandejiaozhe“xiaoyuer。”zaiyibianyouyibianmozhe,huailitangzhedeyidongbudongdedididelian。

erpangbiandelingyigedidi,yeyanyanyixi,dakuzhepinmingdepaxiangmama。

erzheibian,neizhiheimaoshunjianbianchuzhenshenlai,yuanlaitajiushiwodetiandi,zhengerguniang。

zhijiantashouyishen,wozhiqianbuxiaoxindafande,jibabaaodejiumingtangrou,jiuzidongfeidaotashoulile。

wodunshi,nuhuozhongshao,yigejianbuchongdaomaozhengshenshang,yongzuihenhendesichezheta。

keshi,dangwofengkuangsichede,lianyachidoudiaole,manzuixueshi。caifaxian,neimaozhengmeiyoufanying。

“xianrena,weishenme,maozhengkeyiyongfali,erwobuxinga。wozheiyangxiaqu,shenmeshihounengdabaita。”

turan,maozhengshouyihui,jiujiangwojishuaifeile。suizhe“peng”deyisheng,wojiuluozailemamashenbian。

wopashangqianqu,molemomamahuailidedidi,dajiaodao:“maozheng,nidaodiduiwodidiganshenmele。di~di,didi,nizenmeyangle。”

zhijianmamahuailidedidi,meiyourenhefanying,rusirenyiban,zhiyouduzihaiyouweiruodeqifu。

lingyigedidi,kudemeijingle,ruxiaozhuzhuyiyangqiaozhexiaopipi,pazaidishangshuizhele。tacaijigeyueda,wanwanquanquanbuzhidaofashengleshenme。zhishi,yibianchouqizhe,yibianhaizuozhexiangtiandemeng。

tashijingxilejikouqi,youchuanleyixia,shaohouzhuanguotou,jixushuizhe。ranhou,juezhezuishijingshunxizhe,danzaichinai。jiezhe,hehexiaoqilai,zaibajibajizuibazai,shuozhemenghua:“hehehehehe,~b-a,bababa,mm,ma,jiejie。”

dunshi,chudonglewoxinlizuirouruandebufen。kanzhediditianzhendemoyang,woshunjianwangquelesuoyoudeshiqing,sihukanjianlezijixiaoshihou。

buzhibujue,zhengerguniangyijinglaidaowodeshenbian。

zhengerguniangshuodao:“zheimehaodeqisihuishengdexianzirou,nijuranbujianqilai,jianzhishidashagua。yaobuyao,wofen

你一丁点。”

woshuodao:“nicaishidashagua,ninandaobuzhidao,zheiroushicongnalilaidema!zheishiwotuishangderou,woquanshendoushirou,haizaihuzheiyidian。zhiqian,wohaiduiyizidehua,banxinbanyi。yezhishisimadanghuomayi。zhenshimeixiangdaoa,juranquanshizhende!neiwoyebuhaipanibawodidihaisile,yebupababasile,wozhiyaogeyikuairoujiujiuhuole。hahaha,laotianduiwohaibucuo,jilewoyigechilezhangshengbulao,qisihuisheng,yuhuadengxianderoushen。maozhengkannizenmehewodou!niyoubanfasha,wojiuyoubanfajiu。”

zhengerguniangshuodao:“nijiubupawosha100ci,1000ci,10000mei,shenzhiwushucima。neiyang,nihainaliyourou,jitamenchi!”

woshuo:“bupa,dashisongjiwoyigefaqifaliwubian。”

“shizheigema?”zhengerguniangshuodao。

suiji,zhengerguniangnachujiexinyinjing。limianchuxianyigeluopowubideshaonian。tabeibangzaiyikedashushang,ruyizhixiaolaoshuyiyang,sesefadou。dangjingtoulajinshi,worenchulaileshigangfeng。

woshuo:“wokemeiyoushuozheigemeichuxidewanyi,gangchushishineimeniu,rujinchengzheigeyangzi,wodouhuaiyi,shibushitongyigefaqile。”

zhengerguniangshuodao:“nijisuidezhishang,faqijiuhuizhongxinpipeiweijisui。nixianqitashi,shijishangshizaixianqiniziji。”

woshuo:“zheishiwohetadeshiqing,nibuyongguan。nihaiyoushenmeshiqing,meishibiedaraowojiuren。”

zhengerguniang,zaicinazheshouliderouweiwozuibian,shuo:“nizhiyaochiyikuai,wojiufangguoni。”

woshengqideshuodao:“shikeshabukeru,wozenmekeyichizijiderou。”

zhengerguniang“shangtianweishenmeduinizheimehao,rangniguzhengxianziderourucizhijingui,yikuaijiunengjiuyitiaoming。erwoquechilewushujiedemaorou,zishenrengshiyiwenbuzhi!”zhengerguniangqingxujidongdeshuo。

takudehenshangxinhenbuganxin,zhuanerwanfenshiluodeduiwoshuo:“guzhengxianzi,wofeijinxinsiyaodabaini。keshiwozuizhonghaishibaijinile,baizainixiantiandesheding,sheirangnideroukeyizhangshengbulao,qisihuisheng,yuhuadengxiande。danshi,wohaishibufu。womenkebukeyizaiduyiba,ruoniyingle,wolimaxiaoshi,juebuzaichuxianzainimianqian。bingqiehaijiangbaiyueheheianlianyudeshengling,quanbudoufangle。ruoshule,jiuhewojiaohuanroushen。”

woshuo:“dujiudu,sheipashei。”

zhengerguniangshuodao:“duniganbuganshadiaoneigeshuijuedehaizi,hefengdiaodefunv。”

woshuo:“wobudu,wobuduzheige。zheishiwodeqindidihemama,zongshiwozaizenmehenxin,yebukenengduitamenxiashoude。woderoushen,shihaoburongyi,chengmengdashidezaizaozhien,caiyoude,suoyiyebukenenghenijiaohuan,lianggedoubuxing,juebudu。”

turan,zhengerguniang,yizhangdaxiangmama,youjuqishoujixiangdidishi,woyigejianshendangzaishushuidedidimianqian,dunshi,wohunshenjinmaidoudekuaiduanle,tuxuedaoxia。

“maozheng,niweishenmefeiyaobiwochushouya。”wodajiaodao。

zhengerguniangshuodao:“nizheimeruanruowuneng,haipeidangxianzi。haishirangwosongnihenididi,mamayiqibeieguimenchidiaoba。”

suihou,zhengerguniang,nachujinyingfaqi。shuodao:“zheishiwodefaqijinying,rangtapeinihaohaowanwanba。xiankankan,nimamahedidizenmehetamenwandeba。”

wokanleyiyan,feichangjidongdejiaodao:“jinyingdazuiba,nihaijidewoma。shangci,wocongtianshangluoxialai,nihaijiulewo。wo……。”

jinyingfaqi,cishizhishigefaqi,meiyouliwo。

turan,congjinyingfaqilimianchulai3geegui,gegezhangdeniujiao,dabizi。duzishangquanshigutoujiazi,congtoudaojiaojiuyigenxixideguanzilianzhe。

nei3geeguipulai,wolianmangtuozheshoushangdeshenzi,baozheshuizhedediditaopao。sheizhizhengerguniang,jingranduzaimenkou。wozhihaojiangtahuzaiwohuaili,tahedewawadaku,woyehedewawadaku。

sheizhi,zhengerguniangyibajiangdidiqiangguoqu。haiyongfaqijiangwodingzhule,woshuobulehuayedongbulele。zhiyouyanzhengzhengdekanzhe,3geesixishizhewodelianggedidihemama。henkuaitamenjiubiandeyichangtongku,quanshenkabaikabaide。

wozaiyejianchibuzhule,shunjianjijieqishangyiwanniandechouhenyufali,erbiandelidawuqiong,faliwubianle。

woshichuquanshenliqi,taiqijijiangduanliedeshoujin,yizhangjiujiangmaozhengdadaozaidi,tamengdituxue。

woshuo:“maozheng,jiushuobiebiwochushou,nihaibuxin。wobijingshiguzhengxianzizhuanshi,yaobushikanzaidashifenshang,wozaoshiyongfalishoushinile。douguaiwoyiqiantairenci,rangnizheixiaorendezhi。ai,guoqudejiuguoquba。suanleba,bushangganle。kanzaiyiwangjiaoqingshang,wohaishijiniyigetongkuai。”

zhengerguniangshuo:“shengzheweiwangbaikou,wowuhuakeshuo。zhishi,erenlinzhongyeyoushanyan。niwohuoxudoubeimuhoudedashou,kongzhizhe。qishiwo,zaoganjuedaole……。”

woshuo:“shaofeihua,nizijizuoeduoduan,haizhaojiekou。wokannishizhaosi,worangnizheiyimiaosi,nixiuxiangdengdaoxiayimiao。”

ranhou,woyigepiaoyijiulaidaotashenbian,yibaqiazhuletadebozijiangtajugao,zairuchuipiqiubanchuizheta,zhongyubatajinongdeqiqiaoliuxueersi。

dangwokanjian,pangbianweimaozhengkuqidejinyingfaqi,yijiaojiangtatiyuanle。nianzaitacengjiuguowodefen,zanshi,xianraoguoletademing。

suihouwofaxianle,maozhenglinsiqiancongshoulidiaoluode,sankuaijiumingrou。wofushenzhengzhunbeijianqishi,turanshenhouchuanlai“kekeke”sheng。

woxintoumengdiyijingfanyingguolai,dajiaoyisheng:“egui,kuaifangkaitamen。nimendehaorizi,yedaotoule。woyaorangnimenqianshiwanshiyezhuanbuletoubuletai,woyaochilenimen,sheirangnimenyaochiwohewodidimamade。”

ranhou,womengdishenchuzhangzhangdeshou,yishouzhuazhuyigeegui,ranhou,shijingjiangtamenniansuixunsusaijinzuili,yaoyaqiechidejiangtamenyikouqitunxiaqu。haishengxiazuihouyizhiegui,hedesichuluancuan。

zuihouyigeeguiduozaijiaoluoli,shuodao:“guzhengxianzi,raomingya,womenyezhishitingmingxingshi。neimaozhengyongduzhoukongzhizhewomen,ruowomenbuxibierenqi,tajiuhuiyongduzhourangwomenwuxizisunhoudaideqi。wozaiyebuganle。ruoniraolewo,wodingdangweimingshicong。yihouzhitingniyiwanrende,raomingya,raoming。zaishuo,nitangtangdexianzi,chilewokongzaoshangtianjiangzuiyuni。”

woshuo:“shangtian,youyigeshangtian,haoyigeshangtian。kanwochileni,tahuibuhuijiangzuiyuwo!”

wojiangkelianbabadeegui,zhuazhu,shijingniansui,niansuilezainian,zhidaoniandekuaiyaomaohuole,caijiangtayikouqitunxia。cishi,haibujieqi,wozhijiejiangsizhoudejiaju,menchuangquanbuzagefensui。shenzhi,jiangwaimianbuxiaoxinluguode,wugubaixing,yeyizhangjipisile。

wojiangmanqiangnuhuo,taiqitoukanxiangkongzhongfazhe:“doushinimenbiwode,bawobishanglejuelu。woyizhishoutiangui,zuntiandao,nulixiuxingleyiwannian。

zhenggeayuzhoudezhongshengyuwanwu,nagemeiyoushouguowodeencihedujiu。wobumianbuxiu,bucixinkudeweishijianchuanqufale。meiyougonglao,yeyoukulao。

erwojinjinzhishi,yinweidongleyicifanqing,yicixiaoxiaodefanqing。jiubeibianxiajie,shoujinjiushiqingjie。xianzai,zheiyishiyouluoderuciqiliangdexiachang,shirennagemeiqing,nagewuai,neinidouguanya。weishenmepianpianzhiguanwoyige。genghekuang,woshishanggufaqi,youbushishenxian,youbushiren,wozainizhiqianjiuchushile,weishenmeyeshouniguan。wobufu,woyaogaiming。woyaobaochou,woyaoshashasha。”

wobengkuidezuozaidishang,tiliyekuaihaojinle。

womaitoutongkuqilai,jixushuodao:“yanqiansileneimeduoren,womeiyoudenglainidejiuzhu。haishenmetianjibukexielu,bukeshiyongfashu,yonglaikunbangwo。yankanmama,didiyouyaosile。wolianqinrendoubaohubule,haixiushenmeshen,zuoshenmerena。shenmepoqingguijielv,shenmezheiguineigui,dougundanba。congxianzaikaishi,woyaorenlanrenzhan,molanmozhan。woyaojiangniqianwode,douyaohuilai。”

dangwochedicongchouhenzhongqingxingshi,zhongyuyoulizhile。

wohuangmangpaojinwu,chakandangxiadeqingkuang。wofaxianzhengerguniangdeshiti,jinyingchaodufaqi,hedishangsaluodesankuairoudoudiule。

woxunsupaodaomamashenbianchakanqingkuang,yigedidiyijingsile。lingyigedidihemamahaihuozhe,cishizhenghunmidedaozaixueboli。

“wei,ma,nixingxing,kankandoushinixiangxindezhengergandehaoshi。weishenmeniyaozheimesiban,jiushibuxiangxinwodehua。kanlai,niyeshijiuyouziqu。kanzainishenglewoyichang,wohaishijiujiuniba。”woshuo。

“didi,biepaa,niguaiguaidexiantangzaizheili,woquaoyao,dengwoaohaolejiulaile。guai~~。”woshuo。

woxunsunachuchufangmenhoumian,guazhededao,kanlekan,zaiwenlewen。

“zenmezheidao,youguyuxingwei,zheimeqiguai。mofeishishangcigeroushi,wangxiganjingle。”woyihuodeshuo。

ranhou,wokanjianzhuozishangyouyipenshui,shuiliyouyiduohehua。worengdiaohehua,xiangdoumeixiang,jiujiangdaofangjinquxileyixia。

jinjiezhe,wogeqizijishenshangderoulai,tengdewosiquhuolai。danshi,xiangzhenengjiu,didi,babamamashi,woyejuedezhile。

buchuyiwaidehua,yiwaihaishifashengle。wofaxianwodeshangkouyichangtong,shangkoubutingshenxue,zenmeyezhibuzhuxuele。

gengkepadeshi,shenshangchuanzhedeyifu,zhiyaoyizhandaowodeshangkouchu,jiuxunsuheshangkouzhangdaoyiqile。dangwoshijingjiekaishi,quezenmeyejiebukaile。wozhihaoyongfali,jiangyifujiekai,sheizhiyifuxiamianyijingzhangchulesancunzhangdegenxule。

“sheiyouzaixianhaiwo,wozhuazhutayaoshaleta。aaa!”wodajiaodao。

wonaqidao,jiuzhunbeibashuangtuiduole。dangdaoyaoduoxiaqushi,wofanyingguolaile。

“duoleziji,haizenyangbaochou。woyaoduoyeyaoduole,neiyaohaiwoderen。”woshuodao。

dangwozhongyu,jiangroutangaohaohou,wopobujidaidequweilianggedidi,hemama。

“didididi,mama,nimenkuaidianxingxing。woshibaoer……。”wokuzheshuo。

“咳咳咳……。”

“哇哇哇哇…。”

kanjianmamahedidiyoulefanying,wojidongjile。

dakuzheguizaidishang,jiaodao:“ma~ma,xiao~di,erdi,nimendouxinglema。zheishizhendema,woshibushizaizuomeng。taihaole,haojile。

guoranwoderouyouyongye,woyihuierjiuqujiubaba,ranhouzaiquzhaomeimei。henkuai,womenyijiarenjiuyaotuanjule。wobushirenyaole,haiyishenfali,woyijingchuqulemaozheng,yihouzaiyemeiyourenganqifuwomenyijiale。cunminyebuganqifuwomenle,dousidechabuduole。woyebuzaishizaixingle,yinweiwoyaozijigaibianzijidemingyun。

duile,haiyaojididimeimeimenzhunbeiliwu。baba,woyezhunbei。mamadehua,kantabiaoxian。biaoxianhaodehua,wojiuyuanliangta,xiayihuiyejitazhunbeiliwu。zheitangzheiyihui,kebunengzaisale。zheiyici,woyidingyidingyaohaohaoshouhuhaowodetang。sheiyaoshinongpolewodetang,woyaohetapinming,yidingjiangtasuishiwanduan。”

wochenjinzaiduiweilaidemeihaohuanxiangzhong,turanchuanlailejudadekusheng。neikushengsihubeirenshijingqiazhekudeyiban。

“baoer,kuaikankannidedidimen,zenmeyangle。ni~~nidaodiweiwomenchileshenmeya。zenmeduzilimian,haoxiangzhehuoleyiyang。**ladeyao~~shaosile。”mamatongkudeshuodao。

“ma,di,nimendengzhe。woququjiulai。zheishijiumingdeyao,yaoxingtaiqiangleeryi,bangexiaoshihoujiuhaole。jidedengwo,woquweibabale,mashanghuilai,mashanghuilai……。”

erchufanglijijiangdanshenglianggeshenmideshengming……

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