《guiyijianglin：huaxiayinwofanrongchangsheng》zhujiaoweijiangchenyanzi，zuozhexiaowudirumuchunfengdenaodonggenxiangxiangli，qingjiehuanhuanxiangkou，xiamianjiujigeweijieshaoyixia。jihuzaijiangchentichuyaoqiudeyishunjian，shiwankuaishikuaihemucai，bianyijingdaowei。tongguo【guoyunhunpeiyouxi】，zhuanhuachenglejiangchenxuyaodecailiao。……
wulunshiduiweilaichongmanxiwanghaishijuewangderenlei，doubuyueertongdeyongruwangluokongjian，fengkuangdexuanxiezheqingxu。
gedashejiaopingtai：ruzhihu、weiboyihuozhedouyin，shunjianrongruhailiangdeyonghu。
liuliangneishiaoaojiaodewangshangzhang，jihuzaizhayanjianbianbaozenglejishibei。yigeyouyigehuatibeitichu……zaizheixiewentihehuatixiamian，meifenmeimiaodouyouchengqianshangwandehuidachuxian。
jiuzaiquanshijie，yinwei【guoyunhunpeigonggao】，xianruqunmoluanwuzhizhongshi，geguozhengfuyeyiquansuoweiyoudesudu，xingdongqilai。
jinjinyiliangfenzhonghou，geguolingdaorenbiantongguomeitifabuleguanyu【guoyunhunpeigonggaowenti】detonggao!
【baitouyingribao：‘guoyunhunpei’duidengtalaishuo，shiyichangzainanyeshiyicijiyu。zhiyaowomennengzhuazhu，biannengrangdengtazaiciweida!aiyou……kuaifuwoqilai!】
【dongyingribao：zhongsuwushidaojingshen，jiuzaijinri!rangyinghuazaicipiaoxiangshijie!】
【ribuluozhoubao：‘guoyunhunpei’jianghuishinv……guowanghuangguanshangdeyouyikemingzhu!】
【huaxiadangbao：huaxiasuoyoupaichusuo、wujingbumen、jingchabumen……yijingkaifangwuqiku。beixuanzhongdegongmin，qingjinkuaiqianwang，lingquwuqi!】
【ruguojuliguoyuan，qingdaihaowuqi、shuiheshiwu……zheikenenghuiniyousuobangzhu。lingwai，niwuxuduizai‘guoyunhunpeikongjian’zhongdeyiqiexingweifuze。】
【weilaidejiushizhu，qingjiayou。weilehuaxiaqingyidingnulihuoxiaqu!】
【baixiangribao：lve……】
【……】
bansuizheguanfangdefayan，daojishiyejinruleweisheng。
erjiuzaizheishi，yidaojieranbutongjideshengyin，xiangchezaijiangchendenaohaizhong。
【gongxi，huaxiagongmin‘jiangchen’，ninyijingbeixuanweihuaxiadewanjia。qingninzuohaozhunbei，wumiaozhonghou，chuansongkaiqi!】
【qingweihuaxianulijiaopeiba!】
【5、4、3、2、1……daojishijieshu，kaiqichuansong!】
suizhe【guoyunhunpei】detishisheng，jiangchenzaiyipianziguangzhong，xiaoshizaiketingzhizhong!
……
yucitongshi，yigemingwei【guoyunhunpei】dezhibojian，pingkongchuxianzaidianzichanpinshang。
lingwaizhiyaoyourenxiangkan，haikeyipingkongjiangzhibohuamiantouyingdaonaohaizhong……keweishixiangdangfangbian。bingqie，fadanmuheshijiao，yezhixuyaoxinnianyidongbiankeyile。
zhibojianchuxiandeshunjian，wushuguanzhongbianrutongguojiangzhijibanlianmianbujuedefengyongerru。
jihuzaizhayandeshunjian，guankanrenshubianpoyi。
yongruzhibojiandeguanzhong，yingruyanliandebianshi：zhibojianzhongzhidingguize。
【zhiboguize：chuleshaoerbuyihexuanshouyinsiwai，quanchengzhibo。guanzhongkeyihuifang，wuxudanxincuoguojingcaihuamian。】
【huaxiawanjia：jiangchen!】
“wocao，haofangbian!jingranzhijienengzainaohaizhongguankanzhibo。jianzhitaishenqile!”
“fadanmuyeshi。zhiyaoyixiang，biankeyile。lingwaiqitayuyan，yehuizhijiefanyichenghanyu。jianzhile!”
“bietaolun，zheixieyoudemeidele!”
“nimensheirenshiwomendejiushizhu：jiangchen。youmeiyoudiaodadechulaishuoyixia?”
“burenshi?xianzaiyangmaohaimeiyouchuxian，zenmequedingshishei?zanmenhuaxia，jiaojiangchendemeiyoushiwanyeyoubawan!”
“dengzheba!wogujidengzhengshikaiqizhibohou，jiangchendezuzongshibadai，douhuibeibachulai。”
“neibixude!buyaoxiaoqiaoguanfangheminjiandashendenengliang。”
“zenmehaibukaishizhiboa!”
“woyijingyoudianpobujidaile!”
“……”
jiuzaiyiwanguanzhongdeqidaizhong，zhibohuamian，zhongyufashenglebianhua!suizheyidaoziguangshanguo，zhibojianhuamianzhong，chuxianleyigezhangkuangeshimi，sisifangfangdedekongjian……
kongjianzhengzhongyang，yigeshenzhexiuxianfudenianqingren，zhengzaizhuangruofengkuangdaxiaozhe：“hahaha……”
“laozijiuzhidao，yidingshiwo!zhenshitianshengwocai，biyouyonga!”
“zheixialaoziwudile!”
“【guoyunhunpeiyouxi】zheikeshinibalaozilajinlaide。”
“neijiubuyaoguaiwole!”
“kuaijilaozifenpeixifuba。woyijingyoudianpobujidaile!”
jiangchenzaitingdao【guoyunhunpeiyouxi】detishishenghou，zhiganjueyigukuangxicongzijineixinshenchubengfaerchu。
没办法!
zheituran【guoyunhunpeiyouxi】hezijideduoziduofuxitong，jianzhitainimaqihele!
jianzhijiushijizijiliangshendingzuode。
zheizhijieshengqulezijiduoshaoshiqing!
buyongxiangqin、buyongzhunbeifangzi、buyongcailishenzhibuyongjianmian，zijizhiyaotuikaihongsedamen，biannenghuodeyigexifu。
简直了!
gengzhongyaoshi，zijidedaxiaowangjineng!
genbenwuxudanxin，zijihuibuhuibeiduifangshasi。huanjuhuashuo，zijizhiyaobulang，zijizai【guoyunhunpeiyouxi】zhongjiushiwudidecunzai!
zheizennengrangjiangchenbufengkuang。
jiangchenzhidaozijizai【guoyunhunpeiyouxi】zhongshiwudide。danqitarenkebuzhidaoa!
huaxiaguanzhongzaikandaojiangchendebiaoxianhou，renbuzhudaoxiyikouliangqi。tamenzenmeyexiangbudao，zijiguojiadejiushizhu，jingranshige‘naocan’。
tagaibuhuibeiheshaleba!
haishishuotayijingjikedaozheizhongchengdule。
“wocao!wozenmeganjuewomenhuaxiadejiushizhu，naoziyoudianbutaiduijing。”
“zheishihoubuyinggaixiaoxinyiyidetansuoyixiazhouweima?zheijiangchenzenmeyikaishi，jiupobujidaidexiangyaohunpeile!”
“xiatounan!zheijiangchenjueduishixiatounan!”
“wokaishiyoudiandanxinwomenhuaxiademingyunle。jiangguoyunjiaojijiangchen，zhendehaoma?”
“hahaha……wodaibiaobaitouyingjihuaxiasonglaihedian!zheijiushinimendejiushizhua，kanqilaihenyouxiudeyangzi。wohenqidaitadebiaoxian!”
“gunniniangde!lajibaitouyinggunhuinimenzijidezhibojian!”
“baitouyinghegoubudejinru!”
“……”
huaxiazuoweilanxingshangzuiqiangdadeguojiazhiyi。yijuyidongzhijian，dougewaiyinrenzhuyi。suoyiganggangkaibo，qitaguojiadeguanzhong，bianfenfenyongruhuaxiazhibojian，laicitanqingbao。
youqishihenbudehuaxia，yuandizibaodebaitouying，laideguanzhongzuiduo。
dangtamenkandaojiangchen，jinjinshiyigeputongren，shoulihaimeiyouxiangyangdewuqihou。
dunshirenbuzhukaikouchaofeng。
dangran，jiusuanjiangchenbiaoxiandemeiyourenhewenti，tamenyehuikaikouchaofeng。tamendeyuanzejiushi：youshimahuaxia，meishizhaoshiyeyaomahuaxia!
shuohuabumahuaxia，jiuhaosibuhuishuohuaside。
erhuaxiadeguanzhong，yebuganjimo。yefenfenqianwangbieguodezhibojian，kankantamendexuanshou。jieguofaxian，suoyoudexuanshou，douzaishenchuyijianchabuduodefangjianzhong。
danxiangbijiaojiangchen，nengranghuaxiakanshangyandeguojiadejiushizhu，doushizhuanyerenshi。
zuidijideyedoushiyewaiqiushengzhuanjia。
shenzhiyoujigexiaoguodejiushizhu，zhijiejiushijunren，shouligengshichiyouqiangzhi。
zhuangbeixiangbijiaojiangchen，gaolebuzhiyigedangci。
zheiranghuaxiaguanzhong，xinzhongbumianmengshangyicengyinying。dangran，huaxiaguanzhongsuiranxinzhongzheimexiang，danzuishangqueburaoren。
zhangzherenduoshizhong，zhijiejiangbaitouyingdeguanzhong，madezhaobudaobei。
jiuzai【guoyunzhibojian】zhong，geguoguanzhongshuangfangjinxingleqinqieyouhaodejiaotan，tanlvjiaoliudeshihou，【guoyunhunpeiyouxi】zhengshikaiqi……
suizheyidaoziguangshanguo，kongjianzhongsimianqiangbishang，chuxianlesishandamen。
我的女友是姐姐闺蜜
作者：炸天小仙
栏目：都市
时序心痕
作者：时分不久
栏目：都市
我癌症晚期，女友拿救命钱去打胎
作者：华仔来了
栏目：都市
七零：毒舌老父杀疯了，白眼狼跪了
作者：日更三万
栏目：都市
妻子去寺庙祈福，竟与僧人有关系
作者：暴富鱼丸
栏目：都市
恨让爱更持久
作者：佚名
栏目：都市
