zhangpianlianzaixiaoshuo《guyishengdexiaozuojing》rangrenkanhouaibushishou，chuzishilipaidashen“yaoyaoaixiewen”zhishou，yangluguyizhijiandegushirangrenyibukaimuguang，xiangqing：jianwobushuohua，laodayeyouwanshenzixiguanchaguyi，「zeze，zheixiaohuoziduoshuaia！xiaoguniang，zheinidoushedefenshou，zheibutaikexilema？」……
第一章
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wohuideneidianjijiuzhishidangchushiguyijiaowode，jintianpaishangyongchangle。
shangbanlushangyizhiduche，datingzhixiawocaizhidaoqianmianfashengchehuole，wogandaodeshihou，yigexiaonanhaizhengtangzaidishang，haiyouyishi。
woxunsujixiaonanhaizhixue，pangbianderexinlaodayeyizhikuawo。
「zheixiaoguniangshoujiaozhenmali，nianjiqingqingdezheimelihai，yihoukanbingwojiuzhaoni，xiaoguniang，nishinasuoyiyuande？」
wogaosulaodayewobushiyisheng。
wozheijixiazidoushigenqiannanyouxuede......
yushiwoshifengancuidigaosulaodaye，「laoshijiaodehao。」
huayingangluo，jiucongjiuhucheshangxialaiyigegaodashuaiqidebaidagua。
tazouguolaikanlewoyiyan，ranhoudunzaixiaonanhaishenbian，dandandikaikou：「xunainai，doufenshousannianle，haidianjiwo？」
「......」
woshuodelaoshijiaodehao，sheishuowodianjini？
「jiranyishenglaile，wojiuxianzoule。」
wozhanqishenyaozou，yibiandelaodayeburangle。
「xiaoguniang，zheishiniduixianga？weishafenshoua？」
「......」
jianwobushuohua，laodayeyouwanshenzixiguanchaguyi，「zeze，zheixiaohuoziduoshuaia！xiaoguniang，zheinidoushedefenshou，zheibutaikexilema？」
「......」
laodaye，wokeyizoulema？
laodayecoudaoguyishenbian，「xiaohuozi，nixianzaiyouduixiangmeiyoua？」
嗯？
suiranwoheguyiyijingfenshousannianle，zheishisannianlaiwoliangdiyicijianmian，danwoyehenxiangzhidaotazaizheisannianlichulemeiyou。
womaichudeyoujiaoyoushoulehuilai，juedingxianbuzoule。
guyihaizaijixiaopengyoujinjichulishangkou，ranhoujiangxiaopengyoutaidaojiuhucheshang，luguowoshenbiandeshihou，caididishuoleyiju，「meiyou。」
kanzheyuanqudejiuhuche，woxianruleyizhenchensi。
guyineiju「meiyou」shishuojiwotingdema？
wokemeiwena，shilaodayewende。
laodayezheishiyoulaidaowoshenbian，tanlekouqi，「xiaoguniang，niliangdangchushisheixiantihuangde？」
wowuyudikanzhelaodaye，ganxiaoleliangsheng。
laodayemusongzhejiuhuchelikai，gantandao：「taishuaile，yaobushiwosunnvyouduixiangle，wodouxiangbatajieshaojiwosunnvle，xiaoguniang，zheimehaodexiaohuozi，niyaozhenxia。」
「......」
zhihoulaodayeyouyilubawosonghuiwodecheshang，ruciduandeyiduanjuli，laodayejilewomodadeguli，rangwobaguyijizhuihuilai，daozhiwodaogongsideshihou，yijingchidaobangexiaoshile。
zhuguanyaofawoliangbaikuaiqian，liangbaikuaiqianwokeyina，danshierbushizheimegeshier！
「woshilushangjiurendangeshijianle，zheiyeyaofakuan？」
zhuguanlenglengdidalianglewoyiyan，「shangyigechidaodeyeshizheimeshuode，nimennengbunengyoudianxinyi？」
woxinkouduzheyikouqi，「woshizhendejiuren。」
zhuguanyijiubuyiburao，「zhengrenni？」
「......」
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wojueduibushiweileliangbaikuaiqiandadianhuajiguyide，woshiweileburangzuohaoshiderenxinhan！
dangranwozhidaoguyixianzaikendingzaishoushushi，suoyiwodengdaoxiabanzhiqiancaidadianhuajita。
haomawoyijingshanle，danwozaojiulanshuyuxinle。
sannianle，guyimeihuandianhua。
「找我有事吗？」
tayuqiyirujiwangdeqingleng，dantingzheiyisi，shizhidaoshiwole？
gaibuhuitahaibaocunwodedianhuahaomaba？
woshitandiwenta，「nizenmezhidaoshiwo？」
dianhualixianshichuanlaijimiaozhongdechenmo，ranhouguyiyiweishenzhangdeshengyinxiangqi，「wobushini，lianlaoshidouwangle。」
「......」
zheishihaijichouni，xiaoxinyandenanren。
wohaishibawochidaofakuandeshiqinghetashuole，ranhouwenta，「ninengbangwozuozhengma？」
那边没声音了。
wokanleyanpingmu，meigua。
「顾逸？」
guyizheicaiyoukaikou：「bangnizuozheng，yebushibukeyi......」
「我请你吃饭！」
wozheigerenhendongqianguizede，qiurenbanshijiudeqingrenchifan。
顾逸：「好。」
kan，zheibujiudayinglema。
yushixiabanwochulegongsi，jiukandaoguyizaiwogongsimenkou。
tayizhechezhanzhe，xiyinlelailaiwangwangbushaoshixian，shenzhihaiyouxiaoguniangshangqiangentayaoweixinni。
哼，招蜂引蝶！
wofanlegebaiyan，ranhoujiukandaoguyizhilezhiwo，neilianggexiaoguniangkanlewoyiyan，youxiegangadixiaoxiao，zoule。
tagangcaizhiwoneiyixia，gaibuhuishishuowoshitanvpengyouba？
wobeizheshouxinbuzouguoqu，yangzhexiabaqingkeleyisheng，「gaibuhuishiliyongwoyingfuhenidashanderenba？neiwoyebangleniyigemang，nishibushiyegaiqingwochifanya？」
guyiyizhikanzhewo，dengwoshuowanletacaikaikou：「wolaizheihaibushiyinweini。」
「......」
haoxiangqueshishizheimehuishi。
guyizhanzhishenzi，「zouba。」
yushiwoliangquzhaolezhuguan，nahuineiliangbaikuaiqian。
chulaideshihou，guyikanwodingzheneiliangbaikuaiqianziyaleyilu，renbuzhuwen：「zheimekaixin？」
wodangrankaixinle，zheinalishiliangbaikuaiqiana，zheishiwoshenglideguoshi！
wobaliangbaikuaiqianzaishouxinshangpialepia，「wojiuyongzheiliangbaikuaiqianqingnichifan，goubugouyisi？」
guyi：「yuanlaiwopaozheiyitang，jiuzhiliangbaikuaiqian。」
「......」
这个人还真是贪心。
shishizhengming，guyizheigerenbujintanxin，haitanzui，yidunfanchilewoliangbaiwushikuaiqian。
tacacazuiyiranzidedigaosuwo，「zheibushiqiandewenti，shinishenglideguoshi，bubizaiyiduoneiwushikuaiqian，chidekaixinzuizhongyao。」
我呵呵了。
是你吃得开心吧。
chulecanting，guyiqumaileliangbeinaicha，jiwoyibei。
「qingnide，wozheigeren，jueduibuhuizhanqiannvyoudebianyi。」
「......」
niyiqiankemeishaozhanwobianyi。
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huidaojia，wokanzheheshengyibandenaicha，maizangzaixindidejiyiyuanyuanbuduandimaolechulai。
woheguyishiqingmeizhuma，congxiaojiurenshi，gaosanbiyezhihouzaiyiqide......
shitaxiangenwobiaobai，kebushiwo。
wodangshiyezhishi「mianqiang」dayingtadela。
haoba，wochengrenwozaojiuduiguyiyouneigexinsile。
xiaoxueguyijiushixiaocao，houlaichuzhonggaozhong，tayeshiwomenxuexiaozuishuaide，erqietajiayouqian，haishixueba，dalanqiuyehao，bianshengzhihou，lianshengyindoushineizhongguiqimirendediyinpao。
zheizhongnanadouhaohaizhiduiwohaodewanmeinanren，houlaizuoleyisheng，yitianmangdejiaodahounaoshao，woshengri，tazaishoushushi，qingrenjie，tazaishoushushi，woshengbingle，tazaibierendeshoushushi......
woliangmingmingzaiyigechengshi，kezheilianaitandequegenyidilianside。
zheizhongfanchaxia，wohetatichufenshoule......
tangzaichuangshangdeshihou，woyouxiangdaoleguyi，wofaxianwodexinzaijidong。
......
diertianwozhundianlaidaogongsi，zaizhuguanmianqiandaka，dayaodabaidijinqu。
wogangluozuo，guimijiantongshiyanglujiuqigugudiguolaile，yibababaobaoshuaizaiwodezhuozishang。
「fansile，youfaleliangbaikuaiqian，shi，chidaoshizanmenbudui，keyebunengfazheimehenba！」
woyeshizheimejuedede，kemeibanfaa。
yangluzaiwoshenbianzuoxia，「nizuotianneiliangbaikuaiqianzenmeyangle？」
shuodaozheigewokejiulailexingzhi，「woyaohuilaile，nidoumeikandaotazuotiandelianse，genbianmileyiyang。」
yangluzhoumei，「nizayaohuilaide？」
wocoudaoyangluerbianxiaoshengshuo：「woyouzhengren，wozuotianjiurendeshihou，genjiuhuchelaideyishengshiguyi。」
yangludeyanjingshunjianchengdelaoda，「wokao！nizuotianzabugaosuwo？」
woheyanglushigaozhongtongxue，shangledaxueyeyizhilianxizhe，biyezhihouwoliangtongshihuilaojiazheibian，suoyiwoheguyideshiqing，tadoushizhidaode。
dangchuwoheguyifenshoudeshihou，tazuzuquanlewoyigelibai。
yangluwangwoshenshanggonglegong，「ranhouniranhouni？」
wogangyaoshuohua，jianzhuguanhuilaile，wolikebalakaiyanglu。
zhongwuwoliangchuquchifan，wobeiyanglushenwenleyigexiaoshi，zuihoutawenwo，「neiniduiguyihaiyouganjuema？」
嗯......
ganjuehaishiyoude，bijingwodangchuyebushiyinweibuxihuantalecaihetafenshoude。
可说实话多丢脸！
woyaotou，「meiganjue，yidianganjuedoumeiyou。」
yanglumizheyanjingkanlewoyihui，「qie」leyisheng，「niyihouconghuozangchanglilachulai，chulehui，kendinghaiyouliangpianzuichunzi，zuizenmezheimeyingni？」
「......」
......
chiwanfan，woliangmanyouyouhuidaogongsi，yijinqujiutingdaotongshimenzaiyilungongsimingtianyaokaizhanjijiuzhishijinenghuodong，qingdayiyuandeyishengguolaijiwomenjiangjie。
yangluyibabawochedaozhongjian，「haiyongqingshenmeyishenga？nainaijiuhui，taqiannanyoujiushiyisheng。」
woyixiaoerguo，quemeixiangdao，diertianlaiwomengongsijiwomenjiangkedeyisheng，jingranshiguyi。
yangluzaiwoshenbianlianlianjingtan，「yuanfena！」
「......」
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guyijiwomenjianglehenduo，daoleshifanhuanjie，guyikanxiangdajia，「xiamianwojidajiayanshiyixiaxinfeifusudezhengqueliucheng，zhaogerenshanglaipeihewoyixia。」
wosuozhebozi，buxiangshangqu，yangluzheigeyuanzhongzhijiejiwotuileshangqu。
「guyisheng，jiutale！」
「......」
guyikanxiangwo，diandiantou，zhizheyibiandedianzi，「neinixiantangxiaba。」
wodengleyangluyiyan，zhinengzaidianzishangtangxia。
guyijiwozuolexinfeifusu，dangran，tameizhendeyongneimedadelidao，xinfeifusubunengsuibianzuode，rongyishangdaoleigu。
yankanwojiuyaogongchengshentuile，yangluturanyouhanleyisangzi，「haiyourengonghuxini？」
「......」woheguyikanleyanbici，wolikeyikaishixian。
woxiangzou，gangyaoqilaijiuyoutingdaoyanglushuo：「guyisheng，womenzhendebuhuirengonghuxi，wozhihuijiewen，jiewenherengonghuxibuyiyangba？」
guyidianlediantou，「dui，buyiyang。」
yanglujiancicidikaikou：「neinidaoshijiwomenshifanyixiaa。」
guyi：「......」
wopaleqilai，zhibenyangluerqu，kanwoyijiaobatatifei！
zheishi，wodetongshiliuxuezhanleqilai，hanxiudaisaodishuo：「guyisheng，wokeyipeiheni。」
jinjiezhexiangqileyizhenqihongdeshengyin。
woyijinglaibujichuaiyanglule，lianmanghuiquyouzaidianzishangtanglexialai。
「还是我来吧。」
woduishangleguyishensuideshixian，woyoulikekanxianglebiechu。
hai，shiwule，gaodewohaizaihutayiyang。
yangluzheigeshachakanwoliangbudongdan，youshuohuale，「duile，nainaiyinggaiyehuirengonghuxi，neiguyishengbuyongnile，daoshihourangnainaijiaowomenjiuxingle。」
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