zuozhe“aluoshigemaotouying”chuangzuodexuanyilingyiwen《guiyi：tianshixiashankaijushoufuxiaoshimei》，shuzhongdezhuyaojiaosefenbieshijiangfengqingmiangui，xiangxineirongjieshao：qingmianguicikebeidadeyoudianmeng，haibeijiangfengshoufuhouneizhongdashoubizhenjingdao，jingranxiayishidexunwen：“laoda，*……
dui，jiushizheiyang，xiao**niuqilai。
jiangfengzaichuangshang，kanzhexiaoshimeitiaozhehuameiwubu。
zhendeshutan，shangxinyuemu。
zaidongzuobubiaozhunshi，jiangfengjiulaiyidaojinguang。
rangxiaoshimeiqingxiganshoudaolaizibangyidageguanai。
xiaoshimeicike，leishuizaiyankuangzhongdazhuan，enaduozishencai，yibububeiniuqudebianxing。
shizaishitainanshoule，zheijianzhishitaizhemorenle。
tadeguisheng，rucijiannan，chulebeigaojiguiyishouqubaohufei，kanzhejiangfengyangqizheimewangsheng，xiangxiqunengliang，jieguoyudaoledashen。
zhijietidaogangban，taganjuechumenmeiyoukanguili。
砰！
yishengfangmenbeituikai，yidaoqiheidaizhedouli，shencaiqiangzhuangpifufaqingshenyingchuxianzai**dianfangjiannei。
suizhetajinlaide，haiyoudandanbaiseyoulingying，zaitapifushangbuduanyongxian。
qingsepifutunshiyidaodaolinghun，zhenggefangjianneichongchiguikulanghaojiaoderenxinfanyiluan。
jiangfengdaliangyiyan，yongxitongsaoshixiadezhi：
【bjiguiyiqingmiangui。】
bjiguiyi？zijizheishilaidaoguiyiwole？！
qingmianguikanzhezaipangbiantangzhedejiangfeng，luchucanrenweixiao。
renleideqixi，haoxianmeiderenleiqixi，takanleyiyanyonghuanshubianchengrenleimeinvdexiaoshimei，youxiebuxieshuodao：
“jintiandeyinqiyinggaijiaole，017haoyezhu：shimei，ruguomeiyoudehua，jiunanimianqianzheirenleixiaozikaidaoba。”
tazabazabazui，tianshiyixiazijizuijiao：
“haoxianmeiderenlei，zheirouzhifangdaoyouguozhayizha，fangshangcongjiangsuan……”
jiangfengyouxiemeng，takanlekanpangbiandeqingmiangui，zhijiebuhaoyisidejulejushoushuodao：
“neige，choudongxi，nishuoderenleishiwoduiba？！”
qingmianguiyitingqianmianyijuchoudongxi，zhijiepofangle，tazhaixiadouli，luchuyizhangqingsejingluo。
manyanzailianpang，xiangshiyidaodaowenshenyiban，yanjingtuchu，zuibazhangdelaoda，luchufengliliaoya，shangmiandaizhediandianxuesi，duizhejiangfengchongqu，yongmanzuixingchouxundejiangfengwujinbizi。
zuibashizaishitaichoule，buhuichiaolijileba。
zheiguidongxi，nandaobushuaya，shenkerenshuwobunengren！
qingmianguikanzhejiangfeng，jiuxiangshikandaizijiwucanyiban，zuijiaoliuchufushixingtuoye。
zheiqingmianguishuozijishishiwu，fanxiayanzhongzuiguo。
gengjiazhongyaodezuiguojiushi，zheiqingmianguidaraolejiangfengkanxi。
zheikebishuozijishishicaigengrangjiangfengbukejieshou，yaozhidaoyigebieleqianniannanren，zaixingzhizuigaoshibeidarao，neimehouguohuishishenmeyang？！
答案马上揭晓。
jiangfengduizheqingmianguibuxieshuodao：
“congneililaigundaoneiliqu，ranhouxiangdaoyewobiaoshichenfu，burandehua，daoyeworangnizhidaoshenmeshicanren。”
huidazijideshiqingmianguinaqichongmangucidequantouchongguolai。
qingmianguideyiquanzhizhong，daizhedandansenluoguiqi，kongbuyuanlingzaiquantoushangchanrao。
qingmianguijuedezhiyaozheiquandaxia。
zijimianqianzheitaoyandexiaogui，biranhuihuifeiyanmie。
jieguo，chuhuzijiyuliaodeshi，zaiquantoujiechujiangfengyigongfenshi，mengditingzhu。
xiangshichupengdaoshenmepingzhangyiban，zaiyipangxiaoshimeikandaile，wolei？！
这是什么鬼？！
qingmianguikeshibjiguiyi，mengguijieguanlirenyuan，zairenleizhenyingdangzhongxiangdangyubainianxiuweidalao，jingranlianmianqianzheirenfangyudoupobule。
太可怕了？！
wojiujinggouyinleshenmedalao，zheibushiguaiwu，zheishidalaoya。
zijigenzheta，zhixuyaotiaotiaowu，dalaoshouzhifengluchulaji，dounengrangzijishilizengqiang。
xiaoshimeidesixu，kaishibuduanpansuan。
jiangfengdangranbuzhidaomianqianzheixiaoshimeixiangfa，tahenshengqi！
shifenshengqideshuangbeiershifenshengqi!
quantoudaizhejinguangxiangzheqingmianguizaqu，yibianzazheyibianmadao：
“worangnidaraowokanpian。”
“budui，worangnidaraowokanxianchangzhibo！”
“worangnidaduanwoshuohua！”
“worangnishuobawozuochengrengan！”
……
yiquanjiezheyiquan，qingmianguishenshangdesenluoguiqi，zaidandanxiaosan。
dengzhejiangfengzuihouyiquanluoxiahou，biankanjianqingmianguiyongyinqiningjieshenti，lianzhongzhangchengyigezhutou，erqingmianguideshenti，doubiandedandanxiaosanqilai。
qingmianguicike，xinqingxiangshiguoshancheyiban：
“wuwuwu，dalao，wocuole，wocuole，niraolewoba，biedale，zaidawozhendehunfeiposanle。”
“wochenfu，wochenfu，biedale。”
jiangfengyiting，zhijiefachujiejiejieguaixiao，bifanpaigengfanpai：
“nichenfuwobushou，meihaochuhaorangnidangxiaodi，nizhendeshilaihamazhuiqingwa—zhangdechouwandehua。”
“worangnizhuangbi，worangniganggangbuchenfu。”
youshiliangdaoquantouzaguoqu，pangbianxiaoshimeizhijiejingdaile，chenfudoubuyao？！
zijiheqingmianguibiqilai，shilichadetaida，buhuidalaoyebuyaowoba。
taputongyixiaguidaozaidishang，zhandoudeduizhejiangfengshuodao：
“dalao，woyeyaochenfu，wohuitiaowu，huixiyifu，huichangge，hui**，woyouyongchu……qiuqiunishoulewoba。”
【dingdong！xiaoshimeixiangnibiaoshichenfu，shifoushoufu！】
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