zheibenxiaoshuoguiyixiashanticaixinying，busutao，xiaoshuozhujiaoshiliyihuangxiaorong，menglixiangjianjiangnandadawenbihenhao，jingcaineirongtuijianhuangxiaorongsuirandadalielie，daodishigenvhaizi，hanlezheiyisangzizhihou，xinliyezaiaihao，laoniangdeyishiyingminga，jiuzheimemeile……
“duiayeye，zheixiaozilailibuming，dangnianyaobushiyinweizheige**，ninzenmekenengwochuangershinian！”
yitinghuangjiaqianshuodehua，neigenianqingrendunshiyelailejingshen，zhanchulaijihuangjiaqianqiaobiangu。huangxiaorongneimepoladexingge，cikejuranzhinengwushengdeliulei，kanlaidangnianlaoyezideshangshisihuheyoushidehuangxiaorongyouguan。
“nimenkoukoushengshengdeshuowoshuopianzi，neiwomendageduruhe？”
liyizuijiaodaizheyisilengxiao，huangxiaorongshitadaoletianhairenshidediyigepengyou，tamenganzheimedangzhezijidemianqifuhuangxiaorong，liyizenmekenengzheimejiandandefangguotamen。
“zhenwangdouzhibuhaodebing，niyigemaotouxiaoziganshuoninengzhihao，nishuobanixiangzenmedu？”
huangjiaqianyilianyuandudekanzhehuangxiaorong，liyixinzhonghuranyouleyisihaoqi，daodidangnianfashengleshenme？
“woshuo，wojintianjiunengranglaoxianshengzhanqilai，ruoshiwonengzuodao，nimenlianggeguixiajixiaorongjieketourencuo，yihoujiandaoxiaorongjiedoujiwoduoyuandian，nimenganduma？”
liyiyilianchaofengdeshuodao。
“chuiniudoubudacaogaodema？nizhidaowoyeyezuoleduoshaoniandelunyima？ruoshinizuobudaoni，neijiuranghuangxiaorongzheigejiannvrenyongyuanbuyaozailaiwohuangjia！”
huangjiaqianyilianyuandudekanzhehuangxiaorong，yebuzhidaodaodidangnianfashengleshenme，rangtazheimehenhuangxiaorong。
“jiaqianxiaojie，tingzhengshaoye，nimenshidasuanqisilaoyema？”
jiuzaizheigeshihou，menwaizaicijinlaiyigemanliannurongdelaoren，neilaorenkandaohuangxiaorongzhihou，liansehuanheleyidian，weiweixiangzhehuangxiaorongdianlediantou。
“zheishiwoyeyedeguanjiawangyeye，congxiaogenwoyeyeyiqizhangda，zheimeduonianshizhonggenzhewoyeye，yaobushiwangyeyezai，kongpawodoudouhuobudaoshiliusuiba！”
huangxiaorongqingshengdezailiyishenbianshuodao。
“nizhendenengzuodaoma？”
huangxiaorongshenxiyikouqi，kanzheliyiwendao。
“嗯！”
李毅肯定的回答道。
“wodule！yaoshiwoshule，woyihouzaiyebuhuitajinhuangjiayibu！”
黄小蓉咬着牙说道。
“bukea，xiaorongxiaojie！”
laorenyilianjinzhangdekanzhehuangxiaorong，lianshangneifendanxinranghuangxiaorongxinliyinuan，zheigejiali，chuleyeye，kongpayezhiyoutacaishiguanxinzijiderenba！
“zanmenhuangjiaderenkedoushiyiyanjichusimananzhuia，buguoruguonixianzaidexiangfanhui，womenjiudangshenmedoumeitingdaohaole！”
“sheishuoyaofanhuile！daodisheishusheiyinghaishuobudingni，nimenliangbuyaotaideyile！”
liyiqingqingdepailepaihuangxiaorongdejianbangshuowan，ranhouzoudaohuangmingzheshenbian，liaoqihuangmingzhetuishanggaizhedexiaotanzi，kaishijianchatadexiaotui。
huangjiasuiranzhibuhaohuangmingzhedebing，danshitamenjiacaiyiwan，huangmingzhedeshentibeizhaogudejihao。zheiyidianliyigangcaibamaideshihoujiufaxianle，zheiyerangliyishengxiahenduoliqi。
“唉！”
huangmingzhezhangtanyisheng，keshidaodishenmedoumeishuo......
“zhaogerenguolaidabashou，qinglaoyezitangxialai，ranhouzhaorennayipenreshui，yitiaoganjingdemaojinguolai！”
liyitoudoumeihuidefenfudao。
huangxiaoronglianmangshangqianjibu，shuangshoufangzaiyeyedeyexia，ganshouzheyifuxianeijukushoudeshenti，huangxiaorongdexinlichongmanlezize。errenxiaoxindebahuangmingzhefangzaipangbiandemutashang，zhishengxiashuangjiaoxuankongzaimutabianyuan。
laoguanjialianmangchuqufenfurenzhunbeiliyixuyaodedongxi，budaowufenzhong，laoguanjiashouzhongnazheyitiaojiebaidemaojin，yigeyishennvpuzhuangdeshaonv，duanzheyigetongpenzoulejinlai。
“laoxiansheng，nizhongdudeshijiantaijiule，woxianzaixuyaozainideshuangjiaoshanggekaiyigexiaokouzi，yongyinzhenhedumenshoufajiangnitineideyuducongjiaoshangzaicibichulai，ranhouzaiweinijinxingxiayibudezhiliao！”
liyicongbeibaolinachuzijidezhennang，heyibagupodexiaobishoushuodao。
“xiaohuozi，nikaishiba！”
huangmingzheyeshiyaoleyaoya，shenxiyikouqishuodao。
liyicongbeibaolinachuyigehongsedexiaoyaoping，ranhoudaochuyixiefenmozaitongpenli，tongpenlideshuidunshichengxianchuleyizhongguiyideqinglvse。
“我要开始了！”
liyishenshouzhuazhuhuangmingzhedezuojiao，ranhouyongbishouzaihuangmingzhedejiaodihualeyigeshizishangkou，dunshiyouxiefaheidexueyekaishixiangzhetongpendiluo，liyizaicinaqilingyizhijiao，rufapaozhizhihou，yongmaojincalecashou，tunxialehuangmingzhekuansongdewaiku。
suirantabeizhaogudehenhao，keshiyouyuduonianbunengyundonghezhongdudeyuanyin，tadeshuangtuizhishanghaishikushouruchai，kanzheyeyezheigeyangzi，huangxiaorongdeyanzhongzaiciliuchuleleishui。
liyijiangzhennangpingtanzaitashang，shenxiyikouqi，ranhouyoushouzhijiehuazuoleyituanliuguang，suoyourendouganjuezijiyanqianyihua，liyisihuhuranzhangchuleliutiaogebo。huangxiaorongjianguoliyishizhan，xianzaizhishidanxinzijideyeyedaoshimeixiangtaiduo，keshishengxiadeneixierenkejiubuyiyangle。
youqishihuangjiaqianhehuangtingzheng，tamenzuomengdoumeixiangdao，zheigenianqingrenjuranhaiyouzheimeyishou。
jigehuxideshijianguoqu，huangmingzhedeshuangtuishangduochuleshibagenyinzhen，liyideetoushangyijingkaishijianhanle，liyishenxiyikouqi，ranhouyoushoushizhi、zhongzhibingchengjianzhi，shunzhehuangmingzhedexiongqian、xiaofu、yaojian、shuangtui，buduandehuodianhuopai。
suizheliyidedongzuoyuelaiyuekuai，huangxiaorongyilianjingxidefaxian，yeyejiaodixiadeshangkouchude，dichudexianxueyijingshiqiheirumo！
liyiyibianbiandezhongfuzhezijidedongzuo，rushisanbianzhihou，yibajianghuangmingzhedeshangbanshentuoqi，zaicizaitahoubeishangbuduandepaiji，suizheliyidedongzuo，huangmingzhedelianseyuelaiyuenankan。
“呕~”
zhongyu，huangmingzhezaiyerenbuzhu，yikouxingchoudeheixuepenchulaoyuan，zhenggerendeqisedunshijiuhaolehenduo。
liyidetoudingbuduandemaochubaiqishengteng，zhenggerenjiurutonggangcongzhenglonglimaochulaiyiyang，zhangzhangdetuchuyikouqizhihou，liyijianchizhequxiahuangmingzhetuishangdeyinzhen，ranhouyonglidezaihuangmingzheyaojianyipai。
“咔嚓~”
huangmingzhedunshibeiliyizheiquanlideyizhangpaidehengfeierqi，zaisuoyourenrutongrilegoudemuguangzhizhong，liyizhijieyijiaofeichu，suoyourendouqingchudetingdaoleyishenggugecuoweideshengyin。
huangmingzhezhongzhongdeluozailerouruandeditanshang，liyizeshihunshentanruanzaiyemeiyouduoyudeliqizhanqilai，rutongyitanlanniyibandetangzaidishang。
“**！younizheimezhibingdema？huangxiaorongdeyaoshiyeyeyoushenmeshiqing，woyaonichangming！”
huangtingzhengdunshidanuleqilai，jimangpaoquchakanhuangmingzhedeqingkuang。
“别动！”
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