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精彩章节

1wuqishibanyepashangchuanglingde。bushirenjiazhenneizhongshilulu、daizhehexingqidebowu，zheiwunongdexiexing，

xiangaolanlederujiao，sisihuzailinshiluojiaodelaocitangpochuangwai，bayueguangkendeyidianbusheng。

wencaizaijiaoluolisuochengyituan，hanshenglidaizheduosuo，dagaimenglidouzaibeishenmedongxizhui。

qiushengtanzaizhiyaluanxiangdezhuchuangshang，shuangbeizhenzhehounao，dingzheheiququdefangliang。zheiwushancun，

jingderangrenxinlifamao，lianshenggoujiaodoumeiyou，haoxiangzhenggecunzizaojiuyanleqi，zhishengtamensangehuowu。

tazazazui，renjiazhengumapuziligangchuludenuomigaoxiangweihaoxianghaizaibijianrao。shiboyijuhua，

tamenjiugenzhezuanlezheishenshanlaolin，shuoshizheidijieer“dongxi”xiong，xunchangxianshengbaibuping。“xiong？nengyouduoxiong？

”qiushenggunongyiju，fanlegeshen。zhuchuangyoushiyizhentongkude**。jiuzaitayanpizikaishifachendeshihou，

yilvdiaozipiaolejinlai。jixi，jimei，xiangyongzuiruandeyumaojianersaozaixinjianzuiyangdeneikuairoushang。yiyiyaya，

buchengciju，quegouderenhuneryidang。wencaidehanshengtingle，fanlegeshenyoumeiledongjing。

qiushengquemengdizhengkaileyan，xiongqianglineikedongxidongdongzhizhuang。taguishishenchadizuoqishen，taoshangxie，

dongzuoqingdezijidouchayi。tuikaicitangneishanxiumumendechanei，nongwufangunzheyongjinlai，binglianghuani，

tieshangpirou。neidiaozizaiqiantouyinzhelu，huyuanhujin。wunongdehuabukai，jiaoxiadeluqueyinyuekebian，

xiangyourenzhuanmenweitasaochulaide。qiguaibarao，linmuzaiheiwulixianchuzhengningdeguiying。qiushengnaozilihunchenchende，

zhiyouyigeniantou：jinyidian，zaijinyidian，kanqingneichangquerde…wudouranyidan。laohuaishudeqiuzhixia，

lizhegehongying。yishenjiayisidehong，qunbaidixiaqueguangzheyishuangjiao，xuebaide，caizheshiheidenitu。

tabeiduizheta，wuheidezhangfashuiyiyangxiexialai，chuidaobukanyiwodeyaoji。neigouhundediaozi，

jiushicongneierpiaochulaide。qiushenghoulongfagan，buzicaiduanleyijiekuzhi。“kapa。”hengchangtingle。

neishenyinghuanhuandi，huanhuandizhuanguoshen。qiushenghuxiyizhi。neishizhangnengxigannanrenhunpodelian，meiyanhanqing，

chunbanfengrundexiangjinlelushuidehuaban，yanweiyimofeihong，xiexietiaoguolai，daizhezhongtianzhendeyaomei。takanzheta，

huran“puchi”yixiao，shengyinqingcuiyouguntang：“ya，haojunqiaodexiaolangjun，zheihuangshanyelingde，keshimilule？

”xiangqixilai，bushihuaxiang，yefeizhifen，

shiyizhongchenjiude、yinide、fangfocongjishendedidifanshanglaidenuantianfuxiang，zuanjinkoubi，zhichongtianlinggai。

qiushengjiaoxiafaruan，naozihuchenglejianghu，zhihuilenglengdikanzhetabijin。

bingliangde、rouruowugudeshoupanshangtadebojing，manmanhuadaogudongdexueguanchu，xiximosuo。

xianhongdezhijiajianguazhepifu，jiqiyizhenzhanli。“haozudeyangqi…”tatuqirulan，

zuichunjihutieshangtadeerchui，shengyinniannidelasi，“yunwoyikou，

jiuyikou…langjunyunlewoba…”yijiebinglianghuanidehongchou，wushengwuxidihuanshangleqiushengdebozi，

yidiandianshoujin。neikourangtagutoufengdoufasude“xiangqi”mengdibiandenonglie，

daizheyizhongchedide、lingrenzuooudefuxiudizi，taweizhangdezuili，sihuyoushenmeanyingzairudong。

qiushengtongkongfangda，shentiquejiangzhizhewufadongdan。“niezhang！gandongwotudi！”zhaleibandenuhesilienongwu，

yidaohuangguangjisheerlai，jingzhundidazaihongchouzhishang！“chi——！”hongchoushunjianjiaoheiduanlie，

rutongbeishaohongdeluotietangguo。neinvzifachuyishengjianruidebusirenshengdetonghu，

zhengzhangmeiyandeliankongniuquleyixia，luchudixiaqingheisede、jiangsidejili，suizhiyishun，

quehaideqiushenghunfeiposan，mengditanruanzaidi。jiushurutianshenbanzhuangpowuqiang，shouchitaomujian，jianjianxiezhi，

meixindezhouwenshendenengjiasicangying，yanzhongshiyabuzhudeleitingzhinu。lingyishoukouzhedetongqianjianwengmingbuzhi，

xushidaifa。neihongyi“nvzi”yuandudiwanlejiushuyiyan，shenxingshudizhakai，

huazuoyiguheihongsedexingchouyanwu，mengdichaoshenshangengyouchudunqu，

liuxiayichuanlingrenyasuande、rouzaletongkuyuzuzhoudejianxiaoyuyin。jiushumeizhui，

kuaibushangqianyibatiqilannisideqiusheng，zaitaetouxunsupaixiayizhanghuangfu，dihe：“jingxinningshen！

yikouyinsuiyuanqijiubanimichengzheiyang，pingriliangongdouliandaogouduziliqule！”qiushengyigejiling，chediqingxing，

mozhebozishangneidaojiaoheidelehenhecanliudejutong，houpadeyachigegezuoxiang。

“shi、shifu…neishishenmedongxi？”jiushumianchenrushui，dingzheneixiewuxiaoshidefangxiang，

congyafenglijichujigezi：“chengleqihoudeyingdianzi，huihuahuanxiangmiren，xi**qiyuanshen。zheicunzi，

guoranchengletadeliechang。”ciri，citangqiandekongdi。fatangaoshe，huangbupuzhuo。sanshengjipin，nuomiyancha。

xianxiangqingyanbizhi，tonglingqixingjianbaifangdeyisibugou。jiushuhuanshangyishenxinghuangdaopao，shensesumu，jiaotagangbu，

shouchifajian，nianzhoufenfu，shengzhensiye：“…yuanshianzhen，pugaowanling；yueduzhenguan，

tudizhiling…guiyidadao，yuanhenglizhen——poxie！”jianjiantiaoqidehuangfuhongranranshao，huazuoyituanchiliehuoqiu，

zhishexiangzuorineixiewuduntaodefangwei！raner，huoqiufeizhibankong，jingmengdiyizhi，

xiangshizhuangshangyiduwuxingdeqiangbi，zhourandaojuanerhui，yigengxiongmengdeshitoupuxiangfatan！jiushuliansejubian，

jimangqiajuegedang。“hong！”fuhuoyufatanzhouweibuxiadejinguangzhuangzaiyiqi，baokaiyituancimuguangmang，

qilangxianfanlexiangluzhutai，nuomisaleyidi。jiushumenhengyisheng，liangqianghoutuiliangbu，beiqiushengwencaihuangmangfuzhu，

daopaoxiukoujingjiaoheileyipian。weiguancunminhuaran，jingkongdiwanghousuo。yipiansijizhong，

neixufajiebai、yizhichenmopangguandecunzhang，zhanweiweidipaizhongerchu，lianshangmeidaozhouwendoukemanlejuewangdekongju。

tazoudaojiushumianqian，“putong”yishengguidaozainidili，laoleizongheng：“lindaozhang！shoushouba！

meiyong…doumeiyongde！”tazhongzhongyigetoukexiaqu，taiqilianshi，

nituhunzheleishui：“neishanlitangzhede…genbenbushixunchangjiangshia！shisanbainianqian，zaicidiyixiefabingjie，

yuzhengguixiandeneiweilaozu！zheizhengzuoshan…doushitadedaochang！”fangfohuiyingzhetadehuayu，

yiguwufaxingrongde、pangdayinsendeyapoganmengdicongshenshanshenchumimankailai，tiansedourananlejifen，

yinfenghuxiao，guaderengufengfahan。jiushushenxingjiangzhi，sisidingzheyuanshan，lianshangxuesejintun。

jiuzaicishi——yishengchenmen、kugao、fangfolaizijiuyouzhixiadejudabengliesheng，

qingxidichuanruzaichangmeiyigerendeerzhong！xiangshiyoushenmejudadeguanguo，zixingdakaile！

yidaomohudeheiyingrutongguimeibanqiaowushengxidichuxianzaijiushushenhou。sudukuaidaochaoyueshijuedebuzhuo。

yizhihaowuxuesedeshoucongxuanheiyixiuzhongtanchu，shouzhixiuzhangcangbai，gujiefenming，

daizheyizhonggulaoeryouyadeguiyigan，qingqingdi、jinhuyonglandi，

dazailejiushuyinshifafanshierweiweizhandoudeyoujianshang。binghancigu，shunjianchuantoudaopao，zhiqingusui。

yigedichenwenhe，quedaizheshuobuchudexieyiyucanglaoqixideshengyin，tiezhejiushudeergenxiangqi，qiliubinghan，

meiyouyisihuorenyingyoudewendu：“xiaodaoshi，

”neishengyinlihanzheyisiruoyouruowude、lingrenmaogusongrandewanweixiaoyi，

“nifangcaishuanongdezheijixiazi…”“jieshiwosanbainianqian，wanshengxiaburuyandebaxi。

”2neizhishoudashangjiantoudechanei，jiushuzhoushendexueyejihudongjiang。bushiyinqidehan，

shiyizhonggengshensui、gengjuewangdedongxi，fangfoshunjianbeituojinlewanzhangbingkudezuidiceng，lianhunpodouyaoningchushuanghua。

taxiudaoshushizai，yaoguizhuxiejianguowushu，

congweiyouguozheiban…quanranbeiyazhi、lianzhengzhaniantoudounanyishengqidekongju。neiwuzhixiuzhang，

cangbaidenengkanqingpixiadeqingheiseximai，zhijiandebinglengtouguodaopao，luotieyiyangtangjintajianjiaguli。

zhouzaodekongqininggule，zhanchouderutongshuiyin。cunminmendejingkongningguzailianshang，wencaibanzhangzhezui，

qiushengfuzhetadeshoudoudeshaikangyiban。neishengyin，tiezheerkuo，zaicimantiaosilidixiangqi，

meigezidoudaizhesanbainianjichendeyinshichenai：“wanhuo，bushizheimewande。

”jiushuhoujiejuliedihuadongleyixia，ejiaoqinchuximidelenghan，dantajiliangtingdebizhi，

yingshengshengdingzheneijihuyaoniansuitagutoudewuxingyali，zuoshouzaixiuzhongjisuqialegeleiyin，

kouzhongdihe：“chi…”“ng？”neishengyinweiweiyitiao，daizhedianxixuedexiaoyi。

jiushuqiadaoyibandeleiyinmengdiyijiang，yigugengyinhan、gengbadaodeliliangshunjianjuezhutadeshouwan，

yingshengshengjiangneigujiangfaweifadeyanggangfalibilehuiqu，fanzhendetajinmaijutong，bantiaogebodoumale。

xiuzhongdehuangfuwuhuoziran，shunjianhuazuoyixiaocuoheihui，congtazhifengsusuluoxia。“kan，

”neishengyinwenhedexiangzaijiaodaozhitong，“qizouchale，huishangshende。”jiushuyikouyajihuyaosui，

yanjiaoyuguangjielixiangpiexiangjianhou，quezhinengkandaoyimoxuanheiyijiao，heneizhicangbaideciyandeshou。

laocunzhangtanzaidishang，douderutongqiufenglideluoye，tileihengliu，buzhudiketou：“laozuxinu！laozuxinu！

waixiangdaoshibudongshi，chongzhuanglelaozufajia，qiulaozu…”neishengyindaduanlecunzhangdeaigao，yijiuzhiduizhejiushu，

manyouyoudi：“xiaodaoshi，shichenghepaia？zheidianweimojiliang，yeganlaiwodedifangsaye…shixianmingzhang，

haishi…”tadunledun，zhijianzaijiushujiantouqingqingqiaoleqiao，bingdejiushuyigeduosuo，“…huonile？

”yalizhouzeng！jiushumenhengyisheng，xigaiyiruan，jihuyaoguixiaqu，quankaoqiushengwencaisimingjiazhecaimeitandao。

talianshangxuesejinshi，zuichunfabai，danneishuangyanjingquemengdibaochuyiguhanlizhise，mengdiniutou，

lishengdao：“xiemowaidao！bingjieshibai，yuanqibusan，kunshoukugu，yeganwangchenglaozu，jianyueguixian？！

tiandizhengfa，qirongni……”“ka。”yishengjiqingweidecuixiang。bushilaizijiushu，

ershilaizitamenjiaoxiazheipiantudi。yijiushuzhanlizhichuweizhongxin，

dimianneixiesanluode、yuanbenyonglaibuzhenpixiedenuomi，jingyirouyankejiandesuduxunsubiandejiaohei，

xiangshibeiwuxingdeyinhuozhuoshao，fachuxiweide“zizi”sheng，tengqilvlvdaizhefuxiuqiweideheiyan。jinjiezhe，

zhouweichazhede、xiemanfuzhoudehuangselingqi，wufengzidong，julieyaohuang，qimianshangdezhushafuwenxiangshibeishuijinguo，

xunsuyunkai、andan，ranhou“pu”diyishengqingxiang，qiganqiqicongzhongduanlie！fatanshang，

neizhanweiyidebenmingyoudeng，dengmiaoyuanbenhaizaiwanqiangtiaodong，cikequemengdisuochengyidiandouda，lvyouyoude，

yingdejiushudelianyipiancanqing。“shifu！”qiushengshishengjinghu，ganjuejiazhedeshifushentizhongliangmengdiyichen。

neiguixiansihudididixiaoleyisheng，xiangshiyexiaotiku。“zhengfa？nimenneitaoguiju，guanbudaowozheiyisizhiren。

”tadazaijiushujiantoudeshouzhiweiweiyijin，jiushudunshifachuyishengyayidetongheng，etoushangqingjinbaoqi。

“buguoma…”guixiandehuafenghuranyizhuan，neipangdade、lingrenzhixideyalichaoshuibantuiqushaoxu，

zhiliuxiabinglengdejingu，“sanbainianmeihuodongjingule，daoshilailejigeyoudianyiside…wanju。

”tadeshenyingzaijiushushenhouhuanhuanqingxilexiexu，yijiukanbuqingquanmao，

zhinengkandaoyigemohude、chuanzhegulaoyangshixuanheishenyidelunkuo，zhangfapisan，

zhoushenliaoraozheruyoushizhideheiseyuanshayusiqi。“peinimenwanwan，yehao。”huayinluoxia，

neizhicangbaideshouzhongyucongjiushujianshangtaiqi，suiyidihuilehuixiu。yigukuangfengpingdierqi，

juanqidishangjiaoheidenuomiheduanliedeqigan，dazhexuanpuxiangjiushusanren。fenglidaizhewushuxisuiyindudeyiyu，

zhiwangrennaorenlizuan。“gunhuinimenneipocitangqu。mingririluoqian，biechulaiaiyan。

”“fouze…”fengshengzhouranjianxiao，rutongwanguiqiku，guaderenpiroushengteng，zhengbukaiyan。

jiushubeilianggetudisisituozhe，liangqiangzhelianlianhoutui，tasisidingzheneimohudeheiying，zuijiaoyichuyisixianxue，

yanshenlishiqiansuoweiyoudejingnuhe…yisishenzangdehairan。neiheiyingfachuyishengyiweibumingdeqingxiao，

shenxingrutongdirushuizhongdemoji，huanhuanxiaosanzaiyufanongzhongdeyinwuli。kuangfengzhixie。kongdishangyipianlangjie，

zhishengxiahepoledandecunmin，hemianrusihui、buzhuketoudecunzhang。qiushenghewencaibantuobanbaozhejiushu，

canghuangtuixiangcitangfangxiang，beihouneipianshenshanlaolin，heiderutongzhangkaidejukou，

sijilitouzhelingrentoupifamadexixuehebingleng。citangpojiudemenbei“peng”diyishengzhuangkai，

sanrendiediezhuangzhuangdishuailejinqu。qiushengfanyingzuikuai，fanshenjiuyongjianbangsisidingzhuneishanzhiyazuoxiangdemumen，

shoumangjiaoluandiconghuailitaochuzhoubabadezhenxiefuwangmenfengshangtie。wencaizhijieruandaozaidi，dakouchuanqi，

kudangchuyipianshenseshuizimankai，jingshixiaobianshijinle。jiushuzhengtuotamendechanfu，liangqiangjibu，

yibafuzhugongzhuocaimianqiangzhanwen。taliansehuibai，xianqianbeiqiangxingyaxiadeqixuefanyongzaiyeyizhibuzhu，

mengdifushen，“wa”dituchuyikouanhongdeyuxue，jianluozaijimanhuichendedimianshang。“shifu！

”qiushengjinghaiyujue，puguolai。jiushutaishouzuzhita，yongxiukouhenhencaquzuijiaodexueji，xiongkoujulieqifu，

meiyicihuxidouchedejianjiaguchuzhenzhasidetong。neizhishouliuxiadebinglengchugan，rutongdushe，haipanjuzaiyuanchu，

wanggutoufenglizuan。“mei…meishi。”tashengyinsiyadelihai，daizhechuan，“falifanchong，biguoqile。

”tataiqitou，muguangsaoguohedehunbufutidelianggetudi，zuizhongluozaineiyaoyeyumiedeyoudengshang，

yanshenyinchendenengdichushui。“zheidongxi…daoxingshendekepa。

”jiushudeshengyindaizhezijidouweicengchajuedeyisizhandou，“sanbainianqianbingjie…jingyangchulezheidengqihou！

zheizhengzuoshandeyinshadimai，kongpadouyichengletadeyangfen，yutatonghuxigongmingyun。

womenzhiqianduifujiangshideneiyitao，duita…pashinaoyangyangdoubugou。”“nei、neizenmeban？

”wencaidaizhekuqiang，shoujiaobingyongdipaguolaibaozhujiushudetui，“shifu，womenpaoba！tianliangjiupao！”“pao？

”jiushucanranyixiao，“nikankanchuangwai。”qiushengmengdiniutoukanxiangneipojiudechuangling。nongwubingweisanqu，

fanergengjiazhanchou，jihuninggu。zaineifangundehuibaisewuqishenchu，yinyuekejianyidaodaomohuniuqudeheiying，

rutongshuicaobanwushengyaoye，jiangcitangtuantuanweizhu。yizhongwushengde、lingrenzhixidezhushigan，

congsimianbafangshentoujinlai。tamenzaoyichenglewengzhongzhibie。“tashuodewanwan…”qiushenghoutoufagan，

yiguhanyicongjiaodibanzhichongtianlinggai，“shishenmeyisi？”jiushuchenmozhe，

congsuishenbudailimochujimeigujiudetongqian，tanzaizhangxin，bimuningshen，shituqigua。ranertongqianganglishou，

bian“kaca”yisheng，qiqicongzhongliekaiyidaoxifeng，biandeandanwuguang。tamengdizhengkaiyan，tongkongzhousuo。

guabugansuan，fabunengshi。tamensuoyoudeyizhang，zaizheiweisanbainiande“laozu”mianqian，douchenglexiaohua。

gongzhuoshangneidiandoudadelvsedengmiao，mengditiaodongleyixia。citangwai，nongwushenchu，yuanyuandi，

youpiaolaileneiyiyiyaya、meirugusuidehengchangsheng，duanduanxuxu，huzuohuyou，

daizheyizhongmaozhuolaoshubandexinong。zheiyici，hengchangshengli，sihuhaijiazazhejiqingjilengdedixiao。jiushudeshou，

sisizuanchenglequan，zhijiakoujinzhangxin，cichuxuelai。neizhidaguotajianbangde、cangbaixiuzhangdeshou，

fangfoyouwushengwuxidixuanzailetadehoujingzhishang。3gongzhuoshang，neidiandoudadelvyanzhengzhazhe，

jiangsanzhangcanbaidelianyingdehuminghuan。wencaideniaosaoweihunzhechennianhuichenheruoyouruowudefuxiutianxiang，

zhichengyizhangjuewangdewang，zhaoderenchuanbuguoqi。waimiandehengchangtingle。sijiyaxialai，

bixianqiandekuangfengzhouyugenglingrendanhan。wunongdexiangshininggudeshiyou，humanlemeiyidaochuangfeng、menxi。

neixiemohuniuqudeheiyingzaiwulidingzhule，buzaiyaoye，zhishichenmodilizhe，rutongsongzangdexinglie。

jiushutuikaishituchanfudeqiusheng，liangqiangzoudaomenbian，touguoyidaokuanxiedeliefengxiangwaiwang。kongdishang，langjieyijiu。

jiaoheidenuomi，duanliedeqigan，qingfudefatan。cunminzaoyiliangundaipataodemeilezongying，

zhishenglaocunzhanghaitanzaineier，mianchaoshenshandefangxiang，yidongbudong，buzhishisishihuo。ranhou，

jiushudehuxipingzhule。zhijiannidishang，neixiejiaoheidenuomisuixie，beiyiguwuxingdeliliangqianyinzhe，

xixisusudiyidong，yidiandiangoulechujigeniuqu、gulao、juefeidangshidezhuanwen——“zhangyeyishi，

youxikaichang。”zijichengxingchanei，bianwushengyinmie，sanrunitu。yigubinglengde、daizhexixueyiweidebodong，

rutonglianyi，qingqingdangguomeigerendeshenhun。qiushengmengdiwuzhuetou，fachuyishengduancude**，

xiangshibeizhenzhaleyixia。wencaizehunshenyidou，jingkongdidengdayanjing，sisiwuzhuzijidezui。

jiushuhuanhuantuihuigongzhuopang，beijijiangying。tamosuozhe，

congbudaizuidicengtaochuyigexiaoqiaode、sezeanchendeluopan。tianchizhongdezhizhenhaowuguilvdifengkuangluanzhan，

shiershunshizhendazhuan，shiernishizhenchouchu，zuihougancuisisidingsizaidaibiaodaxiongdashade“kan”wei，

weiweizhendong，fachujixiweide、jihutingbujiandebeiming。taheshangluopan，fachu“kada”yishengqingxiang，

zaisijidecitangligewaicier。“shifu…”qiushengshengyinfazhan，zhizhezijidetaiyangxue，

“gangcai…yougeshengyin…jiaowochuqu…”wencaidaizhekuqiangmengdiantou：“wo、woyeshi！

shuowaimianyou…yourehuhudemantou，gangchulongderoubaozi…”jiushubishangyan，houjiegundong。

neiguixiangenbenwuxuxianshen，tadeniantou，tadeyizhi，yijingrutongzheinongwubanwukongburu，