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guchenlinweiweishiyiweiputongren，queyinweiyiwaishijianerbeijuanruleshenmidemaoxianzhilv。zaiaichiguadexiaoguandexiaoshuo《guzong，nidebaiyueguanggaixiadiyule》zhong，guchenlinweiweijiangmianlingezhongtiaozhanhekunnan，tongshiyejieshilehuobanhediren。tongguoyongganhecongmingcaizhi，guchenlinweiweizhujianjiekaileyigegemituan，bingfaxianlezijineixindeliliang。"shinigande？"tayibaqiazhuwodebozi，"suan，womeixiangdaonizheimeedu！"wopinmingyaotou，taqueyueqiayuejin："bangfeizhimingyaonilaijiaohuan！nizuihaoqi……jiangrangduzhechenjinzaichongmanjingxiheqiyudeshijiezhong。

精彩章节

1.wodiyicijiandaoguchen，shizaihaichengdaxuedexiaoqingshang。neishitazuoweiyouxiuxiaoyouhuixiaoyanjiang，xizhuanggelv，

zhanzaijuguangdengxiakankanertan。erwozuoweixueshenghuixuanchuanbudedazaxiaomei，fuzejitadishui。"xiexie。

"tajieguokuangquanshuishi，zhijianbujingyicaguowodeshoubei，wochudianbansuohuishou，shuisaletayishen。

woyiweitahuifahuo，bijingneishigushijituanyijingshihaichenglongtouqiye。dantazhishilengleyixia，

ranhousisidingzhewodelian。"nijiaoshenmemingzi？""su...suan。"tadeyanshenturanbiandefuza，

xiangshitouguowozaikanlingyigeren。houlaiwocaizhidao，neiyiketakanjiandeshilinweiwei——tadechulian，

wodexuejie，neigezaitajiapochanshihaobuyouyufeiwangguowaidebaiyueguang。"zuowonvpengyouba。"tashuo。

quanchanghuaran。woshazaiyuandi，yiweitazaikaiwanxiao。zhidaotadangzhesuoyourendemiandanxiguidi，

congxizhuangkoudaitaochuyimeizuanjie。neiwan，tazuixunxundigaosuwo："niheweiweizhangdezhenxiang。"jiuzheiyang，

wochenglehaichengzuiangguidetishen。guchenbuzhidaodeshi，woanliantazhengzhengsannian。

congdayishitazaibianlunsaishangyiqifengfadeyangzikaishi。neitiantachuanzhebaichenshan，zaitaishangkankanertan，

yangguangtouguochuanghusazaitashenshang，xiangduleyicengjinbian。dangtaguizaixiaoqingwutaishangshi，

womingzhidaoneimeijiezhibushijiwode，quehaishiguishishenchadidianletou。"suan，nizhenjian。

"shiyouchenyuedangshizheiyangmawo，"zuotishenhaizheimekaixin？"woyaozhezuichunmeishuohua。

neishidewohaitianzhendiyiwei，zhiyaozugouaita，zongyouyitiannengqudailinweiweizaitaxinlideweizhi。

2.wotianzhendiyiwei，shijianhuirangtawangjilinweiwei。gushipochanneiduanshijian，shiwopeitaaoguolaide。

tazhengyeshimian，wojiupeitakanlingchensidiandehaicheng；tayingchouhedaoweichuxue，

wozaiyiyuanshoulesantiansanye；tazijinlianduanlie，wotoutoumaidiaonainailiujiwodeyuzhuo。gushipochanneiduanshijian，

shiwopeitaaoguolaide。tazhengyeshimian，wojiupeitakanlingchensidiandehaicheng；tayingchouhedaoweichuxue，

wozaiyiyuanshoulesantiansanye；tazijinlianduanlie，wotoutoumaidiaonainaidechuanjiayuzhuo。

neikuaijiazhilianchengdeyangzhibaiyuzhuo，wozhimailewushiwan。houlaiwozailinweiweideinsshangkandao，

tayongtongkuanyuzhuodapeiaimashibaobao，peiwenshi："xiexiechengesongdeliwu~"wonazheshoujizhiwenguchen，

taqueyilianbunaifan："bujiushigezhuozima？wozaijinimaishige。"tabuzhidao，

neizhuozishinainailinzhongqianqinshoujiwodaishangde。tashuo："anan，zheishizanmensujiazuchuande，

yihouyaochuanjisunxifude。"qinianli，guchensongwohaozhai、paoche、**kuanbaobao，

quecongbukengongkaiwomendeguanxi。""anan，zaidengdeng。"tazongshizheiyangfuyanwo。zhidaolinweiweihuiguoneitian。

neitianshiwomenlianaiqizhounianjinianri，wozuolemanzhuotaaichidecai，dengdaolingchenliangdian。

zuihouzaipengyouquanshuadaotahelinweiweizaimiqilincantingdehezhao——tachuanzhewosongtadexizhuang，louzhetadeyao，

peiwenshi"jiubiezhongfeng"。womomoshandiaolezhunbeifade"qizhouniankuaile"。3."tingshuomei？

guzongdebaiyueguanghuilaile。""neitishenshibushigaigundanle？""qinianlehaikanbuqingzijiweizhi，

zhendangzijishizhenggongle？"landiaojiubadexishoujianli，wotingzhewaimiansiwujidandechaoxiao，

shouzhisisikoujinzhangxin。shuohuadeshiguchendefaxiaozhouyi，yizhianlianlinweiweideneige。

woshenxiyikouqituikaimen，xiaoshengjiaranerzhi。zhouyilianshangshanguoyisiganga，

suijiyouguashangneifulingrenzuooudejiaxiao。"yo，su**yelaihejiu？zhenghao，

gugezaivipbaoxiangjiweiweijiejiefengni。"wozhuanshenjiuzou，quetingjiantazaibeihoutigaoyinliang："youxierena，

jiushirenbuqingzijijijinjiliang。tishenjiushitishen，zhengzhuhuilailehaibushixiangdianzijigun？"baoxiangmenmeiguanyan，

wotouguofengxikanjianguchenlouzhelinweiweideyao，tazhengcouzaitaerbianshuoshenme，doudetadaxiao。

neishiwocongweijianguodekaihuaixiaorong。wozhuanshenshizhuangdaolefuwusheng，tuopanshangdehongjiuquansazaiwobaiselianyiqunshang。

zhouyidexiaoshengjianruicier："kan，lianjiudoukanbuxiaquyaojinidianyanseqiaoqiao！"baoxiangmenturandakai，

guchenzhoumeikanzhewolangbeideyangzi："nizenmelaile？""wo..."wogangyaokaikou，

linweiweijiuwanzhutadeshoubei："chenge，zheijiushinixianzaidenvpengyouma？zhangde...queshiyoujifenxiangwoni。

"tawaizhetoudaliangwo，yanshenxiangzaipingguyijianliezhifangpin。guchendebiaoqingshunjianbiandeganga，

xiayishisongkailetadeshou。"nixianhuiqu。"taduiwoshuo，yuqiburongzhiyi。4.neitianzhihou，

guchenkaishipinfan"jiaban"。rilishangdeshuziwushengditiaodongzhe，meiyigedouxiangbinglengdezhen，

zhazaiworijianxibodexiwangshang。tashenshangdexiangshuiweibianle，buzaishishuxidexuesongmu，

ershitiannidehuaxiang——linweiweideweidao。wozhuangzuobuzhidaotameitianqude“gongsi”qishishilinweiweidegongyu，

xianggekebeideyanyuan，duizhekongdangdangdefangzilianxiweixiao，jiazhuangxiangxintashenyeguilaidejiekou。zhidaoneigeqingchen，

wozaiweitayuntangxizhuangshi，yizhangyingzhidekapiancongtaneidaihualuo。liangzhangfeiwangmaerdaifudejipiao，

riqiheranyinzhewoshengrideshuzi。yangguangtouguoluodichuang，cidewoyanjingshengteng，jipiaoshangmudedineijigezimu，

xiangcuiledudezhen，zhajinxinzangzuishenchu。yuanlai，talianfuyandoulandezaiyongxinle，

lianwodeshengridoukeyichengweitahebaiyueguangbenfutiantangdejinianri。“anan，nitingwojieshi。

”tatingdaodongjingcongyushichulai，kandaowoshouzhongdejipiao，lianseweibian，likeshangqianzhuazhuwodeshouwan，

lidaodadejihuyaoniesuigutou。“weiweiganghuiguomeipengyou，xinqingbuhao，

wozhishi……zhishixiangdaitachuqusansanxin，zhuanhuanyixiaxinqing，ta……”“zhishishenme？”womengdichouhuishou，

jipiaoxiangtangshoudeluotiebeiwozuanzaizhangxin，shengyinpingjingdelianzijidougandaomosheng，fangfolinghunyijingchouli。

“zhishipeitaqudumiyue？zaiwoshengrineitian？guchen，qinianle，nidangwoshishenme？

yigezhaozhijilaihuizhijiqudeyingzi？haishiyigetixingni‘zhengzhu’cunzaidenaozhong？

”talianshangdeneidianhuangluanxunsubeifanzaoqudai，xiangsikaileweizhuangdeyeshou：“ninengbunengbiezheimeduoduobiren？

woheweiweishenmedoumeifasheng！taxuyaorenpei，wozhishi……”"neizheixieshishenme？"wodakaishoujixiangce，

quanshitahelinweiweideqinmihezhao——takaozaitajianshang，taweitachibingqilin，

tamenshouqianshouguangshangchang...guchendeliansebianle："nigenzongwo？""xuyaoma？"wokuxiao，

"nidehaoxiongdizhouyimeitiandouzaipengyouquanzhibonimendetianmirichang。"guchendelianseshunjianbiandetieqing，

yanshenlizuihouyisinaixinxiaoshidaijin。tapishouduoguowodeshouji，henhenshuaizaidishang！“peng”deyishengjuxiang。

“suan！nishenmeshihoubiandezheimebukeliyu，xianggefengziyiyang！”tazhizhewodebizi，xiongtangjulieqifu，

fangfowocaishineigezuidaejideren，“weiweitadanchunshanliang，zhishixuyaoyidianguanxin！

ninengbunengbieyongnineiwochuodexinsiquchuaiceta！tagennibuyiyang！”！""danchun？

"wojianqiposuideshouji，pingmushangdezhaopianhaizai——linweiweiduizhejingtoubiye，

beijingshiguchenzaizhubaodianjitamaixianglian。"guchen，woyaobanchuqu。

"tamengdizhuazhuwodejianbang："ninaogoulemeiyou？meiyouwonisuanshenme？zhuwodechiwodeyongwode，

xianzaizhuangqinggao？"neiyike，wochedikanqinglezheigewoaileqiniandenanren。5.banchuqudedisantian，

wojiedaozhouyidedianhua。"weiweijiebeibangjiale！"tazaidianhuaneitoudahan，"bangfeishuoyaowubaiwanxianjin，

gugezhengzaichouqian！douguaini！yaobushininaofenshoufensanlegugedezhuyili，weiweijiezenmehuichushi！

"wogandaoyuedingdidianshi，guchenzhengtizheqianxiangjiaojidengdai。kanjianwo，tayanshenshunjianbiandexionghen。

"shinigande？"tayibaqiazhuwodebozi，"suan，womeixiangdaonizheimeedu！"wopinmingyaotou，

taqueyueqiayuejin："bangfeizhimingyaonilaijiaohuan！nizuihaoqidaoweiweimeishi，fouze...""guchen！

"wojiannandibaizhetadeshouzhi，"nilengjingdian...wozenmekenenghui...""shaozhuangsuan！

"zhouyichongguolaituisangwo，"jiankongpaidaobangjiaweiweijiederenjinlenijiaxiaoqu！"jiuzaizheishi，

guchendeshoujixiangle。tasongkaiwojietingdianhua，lianseyuelaiyuenankan。"zhaodaole？

zai...suanjiadedixiashi？"woruzhuibingku。zheijueduishigequantao。6.jingchapomenerrushi，

linweiweizhengbeibangzaidixiashideyizishang，zhuangrongjingzhi，liantoufasidoumeiluan。kanjianguchen，

talikelihuadaiyudikuqilai："chenge！wohaohaipa..."guchenchongguoqujiekaishengzi，

linweiweipujintahuaili，quetoutouduiwoluchuyigeshenglideweixiao。"suan！

"guchenzhuanshenhenhenshanlewoyierguang，"nihaiyoushenmehaoshuode？"woerduowengwengzuoxiang，