wanzhengbanhaomenzongcaixiaoshuo《guzongshenyemaizui，hongyanfafengxiagui》，ciwencongfabuyilaibiandedaolezhongduoduzhemendexiai，kejianzuopinzhiliangyouzhi，zhujiaoshixuhuanguye，yeshizuozheluhuasuoxiede，gushigenggai：wanfengxuxu，xuhuanduanzhuangcongrong，shenshangyouzhongrangsutangwangchenmojideqizhi，zheiqizhiyujiajingwuguan，xuhuandediqi，congtoudaoweidoushizijideshili。……
第2章
yiwenguohou，xuhuanqichuanyuyu，faxianluoyueyijingchedizoule，tadengleyiyanguye，kuaiyaobeitaqisile，taishoujiuxiangyaoshantabazhang，quebeitacekaibozi，duokaile。
tadeboziduoleliangtiaoxuehen，tabushenzaiyidezhuazhetadeshouwanshuaikai，“haitingxiong？piqidaoshibiyiqiandale。”
guyeshuowanzhihou，xiaodesanmanqueshifenqianzou，muguangzaitadelianshang，zuihoukendingdebuleyijugengjiande。
“queshi，shibiyiqianpiqidale。”
xuhuanhenshengqi，“fengzi！niganggangneiyang，wanyibeifaxianle......”
guyebushenzaiyi，shenzhiqingxiaochusheng，“faxianyemeishenmebuhao，daoshihouxishangjiaxi，rangsuoyoulaibinbuxucixingkanrenao。diyigerenaoguchengjinchuguijiangnirengxia，diergerenaonizaizheilitouqing......”
“guye，niyoubingba？nixiangfafenghaishixiangfaqing，mafannixiangwanhuangeren，wobuxianggennizheizhongrencheshangguanxi！”
guyewanzhexiuzideshouzhiyidun，lengshenchusheng，“wonazhongren？”
许欢，“你无耻！”
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“wowuchi，neinishishenme，hewuchihunzaiyiqidenvren。”
xuhuanbeiguyedehua，nongdelianhongerchi，qidebuqing，zheixienianyinyiweiaodeqingxuguanli，congbushikong，zhongyuzaiguyezheili，bengdeyitahutu。
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zheiyigejudong，zhijiejixuhuanhedaole！
“你别开门！”
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“buxiangrangwokaimen，buxiangrangbierenzhidaonigenwoyiqiandeshi，neijiubawoweixinjiahuilai，wanshangjiwodashipindianhua，jiejuehouxu。”
xuhuanxunsuhuanhaolianyiqun，lengzheyizhangliankanta，“jiejueshenme？”
guyezhanzaitashenhou，zheicidaoshilaoshidebangtabalianyiqundelalian，bujibuhuandelaleshangqu。
suihouzaitashenhouaimeishuodao，“nishuoni？”
“guye，nijiwogun！”
xuhuancongyimaojianlichulaideshihou，shoulinazheshouji，kanleyiyanpengyouquanhaiyoujigequnlideliaotian。
guoranbuchusuoliao，kanrenaokanxi，dengzhekantadiurendedayourenzai。
xuhuanxiangleyixia，suihoujiguimisongmianfaleweixin。
【qinaide，bazhibozhanghaojiewoyongyong，jiuji！】
songmianrenzaibeimei，zheihuierhaibuzhidaoxuhuanzheibianfashengde‘jingcai’。
【zhanghaomimafanile，nidinghunzenmeyangle？】
xuhuanzhijiejitahuileyigeweixiao，【fanfanqunliao，neishixiangdangcijile。】
zairuchangzhiqian，xuhuandexiaozhuliyepaoleguolai，nawenleshouji。
“xuzong，wozheidouzhunbeihaole！”
xuhuandiantou，“neijiuzouba，jideyihuierhaohaojizhaochaderen，paigetexielulian。”
“好嘞！”
xuhuanchuanzheyitiaoxiangbinsexiangqianshuizuandelifuqun，jiangzhenggerenchentuodeyouyacongrong。
xuhuankaishiyoutiaobuwendejingjiu，genrenpantandeti，zheifendandingqidu，bandianrangrenkanbuchulaixinlangpaole，bakongquanchangcongrongbupodejiashi，queshirangbushaorengaokanyiyan。
yourengaokan，yeyourenzhaocha。
“xuhuan，kanbuchulaia，nixintingda，guchengjinweilesutangpaole，nihaizaizheiduanzhenia！”
“yongbuyongwogaosuni，guchengjinshinatiangensutangjiuqingfurande？wozhenshirexinchang，zheimegennishuo，sutangshanggeyuehuiguo，jiushiguchengjinqujiedeta。”
“xuhuan，xiangkujiukuba，fanzhengnixianzaiyeshigedaxiaohuale，dajiayedounenglijieni！”
......
xuhuanduanzhejiu，kanzhecongxiaojiugentabuduifudejigeren，daoyebushengqi，fanerxiaozhekanleyiyanzhuli。
“ganggangshuohuazheiwei，jiushiyinchengyaoyedesanxiaojiechenyu，tazheirenzuixihuanshuohua，haishirexinchang，dajiaduizhiqiantajiashexianyaohanliangzaojiazheijianshidehaoqi，bufangwenwenta，tayidingzhenchengxianggao。e，tadejigeguimipengyou，fenbieshi......”
xuhuanzheimeyijieshao，jigerendangjijiujuedebuduijingle，shenzhiyourenkaishitaishouxiangyaojiangliandangzhu。
chenyugengshilianzhangdetonghong，“xuhuan，ni......nizenmehaizhiboshangle！”
xuhuanxiaozhediantou，xiangshigenpengyouliaotianyibansuixing，“ng，mianmianchuguole，nimenzhidaode，tahaodaiyeshigejibaiwanfensidexiaowanghong，teyirangwobangtabugezhibo，miandediaolerenqi。”
xuhuanshuowanzhihou，hainazheshoujikanleyiyan，“e，redubucuo，zaixianguankanderenshudouhaojishiwanlea。”
hualuo，jigerenliansegengshibaileyifen。
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zhangbeimendoukanzheni，geweibuhuibujimianzi，buxiangheba？”
“zen......zenmehuini......”
qitajiren，zheihuierzhixianglikeyuandixiaoshi，yigegegenxuhuanjiangzhelianganbeideyangzi，jianzhibituncangyinghainanshou。
xuhuanjianbierenbuhaoshou，tazheihuierxinlihaoshouleyidian，zaigujiabuzuorendexiongdiliangzheilishoudewonangqi，tayesuanshisuijitutujigelurenjiafaxiechuqule。
guyezuozaibinkezhuxiweishang，chenshanzuishangmiandeliangkekouzimeiyouxi，zhijianjiazheyanxileyikou，muguangtouguoyanwu，mouguangshenshen，tingliuzaiwanyaogenzhangbeishuohuadexuhuanshenshang。
tafaxiaoluyanjiangshoujituiguoqu，“nizheixiaotangsaoyoudianyisia，qunlidoudengzhekantaxiaohuani，fashenglezheishi，tahainengyiliandandingde，yigerenzaizheidashasifangni！
xuhuanmingshengzaiwai，doushuotazheirenwanmeiwuxiacongbushitai，e，zuoshidishuibulouyecongbuchikui，gujiyouhoushoudengzhezhaohuguchengjinni。”
guyeyudiaosanman，“wanmeiwuxia？”
taxiangqilexuhuanbaiyubandejifu，neizhangqiaolian，queshiyidianxiacimeiyou，qizhicongneidaowai，qingliganjingde，rangtayouzhongxiangcuihuideyuwang。
luyantebiebaguadeshuozhe，“shia，nizheigangcongguowaihuilai，ziranshibuzhidao，biekanxujiacailiyiban，danxuhuandangniankeshijijiazhengqiangkanshangdehaoerxi。
zhangdepiaoliangquebusumei，duanzhuangdafangzhaozhangbeixihuan，xuelinengligengshinianyaquanziliyizhongtianzhijiaozi，wairenyanliqueshikanchengwanmei。”
guyemanbujingxindekaozheyibei，chouwanleyan，jingzhiqishen。
luyan，“ai，wohuahaimeishuowanni，nishangnaerqu？”
guyeshenxiao，“zhaoleziqu。”
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