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xiaoshuozhurengongshiyexianxiaoyueningdexiaoshuojiao《gouzaishanzhaidangzhuixu》，shizuozhewudonghualiuliuzuixinxiedeyibenchuanyuezhongshengleixingdexiaoshuo，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：chuanyuezhihunjundangdao、jianchenhengxingdegudai，chengweixianchengshoufuzhizi。ranerhailaibujixiangshouyitianhaorizi，jiubeipiaoliangnvshanfeilushangzeiwo，lunweijiexiaqiu。juemeiyouxiongedenvzeishou，gengshibizheyexianyishenxiangxu……weilehuoxiaqu，yexianwusuobuyongqiji。shenweirenzhi，quehaolingshanfei。shenweixiaodizhu，quezijizaozijidefan。jieqindiedefu，jitianxiazhipin，gengshijibencaozuo。yexianhenkunao：“wojiushixiang......

精彩章节

daqiguobeijingbianchui，qingyunxian。

yiqunshouchiliqiqiexiongsheneshadeshanfei，weifenglinlindizhanchengyipai。

shanfeimianqian，guimanleshenchuanjinluochouduandexiangshendihao。

pingrilizheixiehaoshenhengxingbadaoguanle，shilibaxiangdebaixinggannubuganyan。

jinriquegegekudiehanniang，mianrusihui。

“luojiadashaoye，bazhantarentiandi，dangjieoudawugubaixingzhican，zuiwukeshe，lairenna，duodiaozheisiyitiaogebo！”

“yeyeraoming，buyaoa！”

“剁！”

heiyingzhaizhishimianwubiaoqing，shouchijuanzong，bunuziweidisongduzhezhuangzhuangzuizhuang：“chengyuanwai，qiangzhanliangjianvzi，zongrongepudashangliulaohan，faduantuiyitiao！”

jigehubeixiongyaodeshanfei，buguchengyuanwaishengsilijiedeaihao，yiyongershang，anzheshenzizhijiejiangqiyoutuizhanduan。

shengxiaderenzhi，zaoyihedehunbufuti，daxiaobianshijinzhebuzaishaoshu。

guizairenqunzhongdeyimingshaonian，dengdayanjing，manlianmengbidikanzheyanqianfashengdeyiqie。

“wori，wozheishi……chuanyuele？”

“erqie，haichuanyuechenglegudaiqiguomougebianchuixianchengdeshoufuzhizi？”

“gengkongbudeshi，wojuranbeitufeizhuadaoleshanshang，zhengzhunbeijinxingzhengyideshenpan？”

玩笑开的有点大！

suizheqianshenjiyiyongrunaohai，yexianzhongyulvqinglailongqumai。

shenweishoufuzhizi，mianbulezaorenjiyu。

jinzaogenjigehupenggouyouchulaihaipi，jieguobeizaoyimaifuduoshideheiyingzhaishanfeidaigezhengzhe。

kansishiyichangyiwaishijian。

dangenzijiyitongchuyouderenlimian，zhiyouzijibeishanfeibangle。

qitarenzaozaishanfeidaolaizhiqian，bianzhaolegezhongliyou，geziliuzhidaji……

tiandixianayouneimeqiaodeshi？

zheimingxianshiyichangzhenduizijide，chiguoguodeyinmou！

jiuzaiyexianduizheixiehupenggouyoudeliezuliezong，zhiyizuichonggaodewenhouzhiji。

heiyingzhaizhishibinglengdemuguangsaoleguolai。

“yexian，qingyunxianyejiashaoye，suinianjinshiliusui，danlunhuohaiyifang，zhenggeqingyunxianwurennengji！zhangzhejiazhongnaiqingyunxianshoufu，wuebuzuo！diaoxiliangjiafunv、shaominfang、qiangliangtian、toukanweichugedenvzixizaodengdeng，zhuangzhuangjianjianzuizhuang，qingzhunanshu！”

“anheiyingzhaiguiju，dangxuduoqushuangshou！”

tingdaozheier，yexianzuijiaozhichou。

zijiqianshihaodaiyeshiyigechunliangyisheng。

suitanbushangxuanhujishi，dangaodiyedandeyigeyizhefumuxin。

zuihougengshijilaoguodu，leisizaishoushutaishang。

xianzai，juranchuanyuedaoyigezuietaotiandewankuzidishenshang？haiyaojiduifangbeiguo？

kubilebanbeizi，zhongyuchuanyuechengfuerdai，haimeilaidejifubaiyiba，jiubeituishangxingchang，zheizenmeganxin？

yankanjigeshanfeichongleshanglai，yexianyiyaoya，dashengyaoheqilai：“zhuweizhuangshiqieman！”

mianduiyexianturuqilaidedayilingran，zhongshanfeidouyoudianmeng。

yexianshenxiyikouqi，kengqiangyoulidibaoquandao：“ruokenliuwoyitiaogouming，woyejiabiyouzhongxie！”

shanfeibeishanleyigeliangqiang。

yibianjiangyexianyazhu，yibianlengxiaobuzhi。

“chouxiaozi，nizhendangqianshiwannengde？”

“ruoqianyouyong，neixiexiangshenyouqihuiliuxue？woquannihaishibiechuisizhengzhale，luozaiwoheiyingzhaishouli，dengzheaidaozibianshi。”

yexianxinjirufen，weilebimianzijizheishuangqiaoshoubeiduodiao，zhinengsimadanghuomayi：“meirenyiwanliangyinzi！”

huayingangluo，yishengjiaohebianxiangleqilai：“qieman！”

叶贤大喜过望。

laohuashuodemeicuo，youqiannengshiguituimo！

xunshengwangqu，zhijianrenqunzhong，yimingnvzishenqibaimazoulechulai。

suirannianjibuda，queyijingwanquanzhangkai。

meiruyuanshan，yanshenqingchequelingli，jiashangyishenhongsezhangyi，pizheheisebanshenqingjia，moheixiufazhachengyigemaweibian，junmeiyoubushisashuang，wanruyiduoshengkaizaihongtudishangdejiaoyanyehua。

zheiniantoudenvren，kedoushichuntianrande，yuyexianshijiegongchangliushuixianshengchanchulaiderenzaomeinv，wanquanbushiyihuishi。

叶贤不禁看呆了。

zheishanfeilimian，juranhaiyouzheimepiaoliangdenvren？

heiyingzhaizhishimeitouweizhou：“dadangjiade，zheiyexianexingwushu，shizaishizuiwukeshe，yiwanliangyinzisuiduo，keshi……”

budengzhishibahuashuowan，xiaoyueningyijinghuishoudaduan，jushoutouzutouzhewuyongzhiyidequanwei，yishuangshensuimingliangdeshuifengyan，zhidingzheyexian：

“gangcaichadianmeirenchuyedagongzi，ruozaodianzhidaoshini，benzhaizhukendingyaoqinzijiedaini。”

yexianjingxiwanfen，zheiniujuranrenshiziji。

莫不是自己人？

然而……

xiaoyueningmiandaiweixiao，roushengdao：“yegongzikeshiqingloudeyaoqianshu，erqieyaoqiupogao，jiedaitadegeji，bixushishenziganjingdexinren。zheishilibaxiangbeitazaotadenvzi，meiyoubaibashi，yeyousanwushi。zheideng**dengtuzi，zhishizhanduanshuangshou，weimianbianyitale。

“lairenna，jiangyegongzishenshangduoyudebuwei，quanbukandiao，zuochengrenzhi！youqishitaneitiaozhuanmenhuohainvrendedisantiaotui！ranhoujiangzheisirengdaoshanli，renqizishengzimiebianshi！”

benyiweipengdaolejiuxing，meichengxiangjuranshishaxing。

叶贤差点当场尿了。

“meinv，niyaobuyaozheimehen？wohaishigehaizi……”

wudasancudeshanfei，zhijiejiangyexiandesizhibaichulai。

yexianjiaotiantianbuying，jiaodidibuling。

zheijieguyanshang，xiaoyueningturanfachuyishengmenheng，xiayishishenshouwuzhuxiaofu，liansezhenzhenfabai。

shenweiqianshishiliyiyuanyoushiyilaizuinianqingdezhurenyishi，duifukeyouyoubushaoyanjiu。

yexianyiyankanchuwentisuozai，youruzhuazhujiumingdaocao，lianmangdahan：“dadangjiade，nishibushilaiyueshile？！”

ciyanyichu，xiaoyueninglianjiashunjianhongtou。

xianchangjiutayigenvren，henbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu。

jinjiezhenaoxiuchengnu，jiaoshenghechi：“gaiside**，sidaolintouhaigankouwuzhelan，doulengzheganshenme，ganjinbazheidengtuzikanle！”

zhaizhuyouling，xiashumoganbucong，zhengyaojiangyexiandegeboduoxialai，quetingzhouweichuanlaizhenzhenjinghusheng。

xingxingshanfeilianmangzhuanshenkanqu，xiaoyueningyijingdaozaidishang，liansecangbairuzhi，etoubumanxihan，xiandetongkuwubi。

现场瞬间乱作一团。

“dadangjiade，nizheidaodishizenmele？nikebiehehuwomen。”

“nilianshanghaowuxuese，mobushihaileshenmeeji？haishi……beiyexianneichouxiaozishuozhongle，zhenshitongjingle？”

“tongjing？neishishenmebing？wensuoweiwen！”