zaixuanwangwangdexiaoshuo《gouzizhibosuanming，kaijupuguangxiaoxianrou》zhong，xiaotanxiaotiantianshiyigeputongren，dantazhudingyaochengweigaibianshijiedeyingxiong。beixuanzhongbaohuyigegulaodeshenmiyiwu，xiaotanxiaotiantiantashangleyichangchongmanqihuanhemaoxiandelvcheng。tajiangmianduixieeshilidezhuizhuhezijineixindezhengzha，tongshiyefaxianlezijiyinzangdeliliangheshiming。“loushangde，xingxing！jikehuashengmia，rangyirang，neishiwolaogong！”“wolaogong！”“laogong，tietie，zhufuzhichi，shinianqingmeizhumadelianqing，haolangmane。……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigechongmanjingxihegandongdeshijie。
xiaotanyijinjidulide**zishishangwancesuo，yichulai，jiujiantadezhuzhidafuqianlaichafang。
shuolaihaoxiao，chuanyuepingxingshijiedeta，yuanshenjingranshiyulequanyimingxiaoyuji。
换言之，狗仔。
maoxiangoubudaijiandegouzi，kanchengdangdaixiajiuliudexingdang。
xiaotanchuanlaizhishi，jiuyijingzaiyiyuanle。
yuanshenweilegenzongpaimougenvmingxingdediyishouziliao，pashangyike30midegaoshu，buxingcongshushangshuaixialaishuaiduanletui。
住了一个月的医院。
“dafu，wohaiyouduojiunengchuyuan？”xiaotanwendao。
zhuzhidafushigeliushiduosuidetutoulaodafu，kanjianxiaotan，yilianbianmiditankouqi。
tabingbuzhidaoxiaotanshigegouzi，zhizhidaotashiweilepaimeinvbazijishuaichengzheigeyangzide。
zhangdezheimejungeshuaixiaohuo，zenmeqiaozhequeshigesepei，zhiyu**bazijizhengduantuidema。
“mingtianjiunengchuyuan，danchuyuanhouhaidehaohaojiangyangliangsangeyue，fangcainenghaolisuo。”
lixingchafangzhihou，laodafunazhebinglichulemen，buzhixiangdaoshenme，turanyoucongmenhoutanlenaodaijinlai。
萧探：“？”
laodafupopomamaxianggelaofuqin，yiweishenzhangdikantayiyan。
dingzhudao：“neige，chuyuanzhihoukeqianwanbiezaizhuichepashukan……meinvle。”
萧探：“……”
bieshuotatuijiaozanshibulisuo，jiushuotakangfuhoujianburufei，zhuichepashudaoyeshidakebubi！
changyandaofuhuoxiangyi，suishuogangyichuanlaijiutuizhele，youxiedaomei，buguoxiaotanhuodeleyigexuanxuexitong。
可窥探天机。
yejiushishuo，tanahaiyongdezhebashansheshuidegenzongpaishe，zhixuqiazhiyisuanbianke。
zheigexuanxuexitongkeweishiduitazhiyejiachengbaifen，suibianbaogeshenmeliaomaichuqu，daoshoujibaiwan，laiqianjirongyiyoukuai。
buguoxiaotanmeidasuanzheimegan。
kaiwanxiao，daoyiyoudao，gouziyeshiyoudaodedixiandehaoma。
这是装逼的说法。
buzhuangbideshuofa，jiushimeibiyao。
shouwojinshouzhi，caifukeweishituoshoukedededongxi。
erbangdingxuanxuexitong，nengzuodeshiqingketaiduole，zuijiediqidebianshiyusuanmingxiangguan。
dangran，tabukenengdundajieshang“zhaoyaozhuangpian”qu，hulianwangshidai，keyizaiwangshanggaogaozhibo。
shuoganjiugan，xiaotandakai“moyin”zhiboruanjian，zhunbeikaiqizhibo。
yuanzhuzhiqianjiuyouzhanghao，zhanghaolihaiyoushilaitiaoyiwangpaidemingxingdeshipin，yongbuzhezhuce，zhijienalaijiunengyong。
chuyuduiyuanshendezunzhong，xiaotanmeishanneijigeshipin，neishiyuanzhudeliuxialai。
tazhishizaigerenidjieshaoshangjialejigezi——baitiansuanren，yejiansuanhun，xielutianjizixunshi。
yuanzhuyuanbenjiushigejijiwumingdexiaogouzi，guanzhutadefensibingbuduo，shangqiedabudaopcduankaizhibodefensiliang。
xiaotanyebingbuzheji，xiugaiwangerenziliaohousuishoushuaqileshipin。
yigeshipinyinqiletadezhuyi。
neishiyigenanmingxingfabudeguanxuanlianaishipin。
suishuoxiaotangangchuanlaibujiu，keyuanzhuqueshigeshidashide“quanneiren”，yushiyiyanrenchuneigenanmingxing。
zheiweinanmingxing，jiaowuzhifeng，zaidangjinyulequanlisuanshidiertiduidexiaoxianrou，zhengzaishangshengqi。
jinqigangbaoleyibudianshiju，redubiaosheng，youwangjinrudiyitidui。
shipinzhong，tayuyigemeinvjiewenbixin，feichangweimeitianmidehuamian，peizhewenan：“shinian，youni。”
zhiyuneiweimeinv，xiaotanyebumosheng，gangchudaoyiniandeyingshixiaohua，jiaoluojing。
yuanshenzhengshiweile**tacaicongshushangshuaixialaide。
这该死的缘份！
jiujianshipinzhong，nandeshuaiqinvdepiaoliang，kanchenglangcainvmao，juepei！
wenanjianduan，liaoliaojibiquehangailejudadexinxiliang，shinian，yejiushishuozheiliangweitanleyoushinian。
liangrenyejiushiershilangdangsuidenianji，yuanlaijingshiqingmeizhumaliangxiaowucai！
zaiyulequanzhong，hainengyoushenmebizhuanqinggengdadongrenxin！
zheitiaoguanxuanshipinxianranbaole！
shipinzuzuyouyibaiduowandianzan！liuqishiwandepinglun。
pinglunli，youchiguaqunzhongkanrenaode，youfensiaihaode，youshujufensikongpingyishuizhufude，haiyounvyoufenxuanbuxinsuiyaopaqiangde。
“aaaaaa！shenmeqingkuang？guanxuanlianaile？”
“zenmezheimeturan！kusi。”
“loushangdebieku，zheibubimouxietafangnanyirenqiangduole，shuomingfenggeyoudandang。”
“niupi！wolaogongzenmebushengbuxiangjiuyoulaopole，yingyingying。”
“loushangde，xingxing！jikehuashengmia，rangyirang，neishiwolaogong！”
“我老公！”
“laogong，tietie，zhufuzhichi，shinianqingmeizhumadelianqing，haolangmane。”
“aiyamaya，yingnianzaolian，paqianglepaqiangle。”
“xiaoheizituituitui，yaofenbierenganjinde，busong。”
“qie，nijiagegebushiyizhilideshidanshenrenshema！”
xiaotanliuyidaoyitiaoreping，neitiaorepingshi：
“yidianfengshengdoumeiyou，turanguanxuanlianqing……rucituran，buhuiburizhihoubianhuiguanxuanjiehunba？”
neitiaopinglunxiamianchaodebukekaijiao：
“shia，shangshengqi，wuzhehailaibujini，weishenmehuiguanxuan？”
“heizi，guncu！shuominggegepinxinghao，youzerengan。”
“nidongde，yibanrucituran，kendingyoutu**kuang，nijiaoubabuhuishiyao……fengzichenghunba？”
“rentongfengzichenghun+1。”
“rentongfengzichenghun+10086。”
官宣结婚？
xiaotankanzheneitiaorepingyaoleyaotou。
tamenerrenzhipashizoubudaoneiyibu。
guanyuwuzhifengyunvxiaohuadeweilaifazhan，xiaotanyijingtongguoxuanxuexitongkuichadaole。
jiandajiataolundeshifenrenao，tazaipinglunquqiaoxiayixingzi：
“errenzhijianyinyuanpipeidubaifenzhisishisi，leixing：nieyuan，suchengtaohuajie，jieju：wuxianshengpashihuishengbaiminglie！”
……
第二天是出院日。
zhongyuchuyuanhuijia，shenqingqishuang，xiaotandingbengzhetuijiandanshoushilewuzi。
xiexizhishi，tazhuomoleyixiazhibodeshi。
xiangzheyaobuyaopaigeshenmeshipinyinyixialiu，huozhegancuimaijibaijiangshifen，dadaokaizhiborenshu。
jieguoyidakaishouji，jiukanjianpingmushangchuxianyilianchuanhongdiantongzhitixing。
haojiahuo，zheishibeiwangbaolema？
buyongxiang，yuemoshitaneitiaopinglun“redehuo”。
xiaotandiankaiyiqiao，jiujiantishixiezhe：
“niuguluxiaotiantiandeng301renduinijinxingleguanzhu。”
“niuguluxiaotiantiandeng564renduinidepinglunjinxinglehuifu。”
“1233renduinidepinglunjinxingledianzan。”
……
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