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小说简介

《guizezhishang：wojizuizhongdaan》zheishiwobushilanduochongdeyibunairenxunweidexiaoshuo，xiaoshuoqingjiehenshengdong！zhujiaoshilinmosuxiaoyu，jiangshule：zaijijiangbeidanchufubendeshunjian，tapinmingshenshouxiangyaozhuazhuneigebiaozhi，zhijianchupengdaodechanei，suoyoujingbaoshengturanjingzhi，yiduanquanxin……

精彩章节

chuanguoguangmendeshunjian，linmodeshiwangmobeicimudejinsetianman。dangshuangyanzaicinengshiwushi，yanqiandejingxiangrangtahuxiyizhi。

shengchengnuoya，yizuobukenengcunzaiyurenjiandechengshi，shuijingdazaodejiantazhichayunxiao，biaomianliudongzhehongcaibandeguangyun。jiedaoyouhuifachufuyinbanheshengdejinzhuanpujiu，meiyibudoujiqilianyibandeshengge。kongqizhongpiaodangzhetiannidexiangqi，xiangshironghuademitangyuruxianghunhe，rangrenbuyouzizhudifangsongjingti。

“huanyinglaidaoyonghengzhicheng。”tianshizhankaiyuyi，shengyinlidaizhemouzhongcuimianbandeyunlv。

xiaofushaonvzhengdayanjing，lianjiayinxingfenfanqihongyun：“zhei……zhendeshitiantang？”

tianshiweixiao：“zhengshiruci，haizi。”

linmomeiyoutiwen，tademuguangsaoguojiedaoliangcedejianzhu，neixiekansihongweidejiaotang、penquan、huayuan，zaizixiguanchaxiatouluchuguiyideguizheng。

meishanchuanghudehuduwanquanxiangtong。meikeshudegaodufenhaobucha。shenzhilianfengchuiguoshi，shuyeyaohuangdepinlvdouxiangbeichengxushedinghao。

“nimenkan！”xiaofushaonvturanpaodaoyizuofeicuipenquanpang，shenshouchupengdaoliudeshuizhu，“shuishiwangtianshangfeide！”

queshi，neizuopenquanweibeilesuoyouwulifaze—，shuiliubushixiangxiazhuiluo，ershiluoxuanshangsheng，xiangbeiwuxingdeshoutuoxiangtiankong。shuizhuzaiyangguangxiazheshechuqicaiguangyun，meidelingrenzhixi，meidebuzhenshi。

piyinanzoudaolinmoshenbian，shengyinyadejidi：“nizhidaokongbuguxiaoyingma？”

linmodiantou，taiwanmeidedongxi，fanerhuichufarenleibennengdejingjue。

jiuzaizheishi，yigechuanbaipaodejuminqiaowushengxidichuxianzaishaonvshenhou。

“xinlaide……xuyao……xiangdao……”，neishengyinxiangshilaoshiliushengjikadai，dancizhijianjiazazheguiyidejingdianzayin。

shaonvhedediezuozaidi，baipaojuminhuanhuanditou，tadelianxiangshilaxiangguanlijingxindiaozhuodezuopin，pifuguanghuademeiyoumaokong，zuijiaoguazheyutianshiruchuyizhedeweixiao。

linmodejiroushunjianbengjin，buduijing！

zheigejumindeyanqiubuhuizhuandong，dangtashuohuashi，zhiyouzuichunzaidong，mianbuqitajirouwanquanjingzhi，xiangshidaizheyizhangjingzhiderenpimianju。

piyinanyijingyigejianbushangqian，bashaonvzhuaidaoshenhou：“womenbuxuyaoxiangdao。”

baipaojumindeweixiaobubian：“shengcheng……henda……rongyi……milu……”

suizhetadehuayu，jiedaoliangpangdejianzhuyinyingli，huanhuanzouchugengduobaipaorenying。tamenbufayizhi，xiangshibeitongyigenxiancaozongdemuou。

shige，ershige，wushige

zhuanyanjian，zhengtiaojiedaobeibaipaojumintianman。tamenbaochizhewanquanxiangtongdezhanzi，yongyimoyiyangdeweixiaomianxiangxinren。

laotaitaidefozhudiaozaidishang，fachuqingcuideshengxiang：“amituofo……zheixiedoushishenmedongxi？”

shangbanzutuiletuiyanjing，jingpianfanshezhelengguang：“tamendehuxipinlvshitongbude。”

linmozheicaizhuyidao，suoyoujumindexiongtangqifujiezouwanquanyizhi，xiangshibeibianchenghaodejixie。

tianshipiaofudaobankong，yuyisaluoguangchen：“bubihaipa，nuoyadeziminzuishireqinghaoke。”

qifenninggudaojidian，linmoturanshangqianyibu，dangzaizhongrenyujuminzhijian：“jiranyaodangxiangdao，buruxiandaiwomenqugenengxiuxidedifang？”tadeshengyinhenwen，danhoubeiyijingshenchulenghan。zheigejudongrangqitawurendoulengzhule，zheishitamendiyicitingdaolinmozhudongkaikou。

baipaojumindetouluyijixiebandejiaoduzhuandong，zuizhongdinggezailinmolianshang：“hao…...de…...”

tianshimanyididiantou：“neime，qingsuizheiweiqianchengdejuminqianwangchaoshengzheyizhan。”

tamenbeidaidaoyidongbaisedalishijianzhuqian，menmeishangkezhe“chaoshengzhezhijia”jigezi。juminmenzhengqiditingzaimenwai，zhiyouzuichuneigexiangdaozuolege“qing”deshoushi。

zoujindating，linmolikezhuyidaotianhuabanshangbumanxixiaodekongdong，zheixiangmouzhongtongfengxitong，youxiangjianshiqidejingtou。

“zheidifangshendehuang。”piyinanyongzhiyoutamennengtingjiandeshengyinshuo，“woshudaosan，yiqibaneigexiangdaozhizhu。”

xiaofushaonvjingkongdiyaotou，shangbanzuqueturanchahua：“dengdeng，xianhuxiangrenshixiaba。”tatigaoyinliangduixiangdaoshuo：“nengjiwomenzhunbeixieshiwuma？”

xiangdaodeweixiaokuodaleyifen：“mashang……songlai……”

dengneishenyingxiaoshizaizoulangjintou，shangbanzulikeyadishengyin：“wojiaochenming，wangluoanquangongchengshi。zaibeichuansongdaozheiliqian，wozhengzaichuliyizhuangshujuxieluan。”

“zhanglei”，piyinanjianduandishuo，“tuiwuqianshitezhongbuduide，xianzaizuosirenanbao。”taxianqiyijiao，luchuyaojiandem9jundao，“kanlaiwuqinengdaijinlai。”

laotaitainianzhefozhu：“woxingli，zaimiaolizuoyigongjishinianle。”taturanyadishengyin，“neixiedongxishenshangyouguxianghuihunzhetiexiudewei，bushihuorengaiyoude。”

xiaofushaonvyaozhezuichun，gengyandao：“wo、wojiaosuxiaoyu，gaosanxuesheng……gangcaizaiyiyuanpeimamazuohualiao，turanjiu……”

baoanmolebalian：“wangdali，shangchangbaoan。made，zheidaodishenmeguidifang？”

suoyourendemuguangzhuanxianglinmo。

“linmo，ziyouzhuangaoren，zhuanmenxie……doushichuanshuoheweijiezhimi。”linmohuifu。

zhangleitiaomei：“suoyinijuedezheishizenmehuishi？”

linmogangyaohuida，zoulangchuanlaijiaobusheng。xiangdaotuizhecanchejinlai，shangmianbaizheliufenwanquanxiangtongdecanshi，kaodejinhuangdemianbao，jingyingtitoudeguodongzhuangwuzhi，haiyoumaozhereqidebuminghongseyeti。

“请……享用……”

没人动那些食物。

suxiaoyudingzheguodongliouershanguodejinshuguangze，liansefaqing。lipopoturandashengkesou，jiazhuangshishoudafanlezijidecanpan。

“aiya，zhenshibaoqian。”tazhanweiweidiwanyao，quechenjibalinmodecandaoshunjinxiukou。

xiangdaodeweixiaowensibudong：“mei……guanxi……”

tazhuanshenqunaqingsaogongjushi，chenmingxunsujianchalecanchedibu：“meiyoushengchanriqi，meiyouchengfenbiao，chulecandao，liancanjudoushihanside。zheigenbenbushijirenchide！”

zhangleiyijingmodaochuangbian：“houyuanyoukoujing，jingtaishangyouxueji。”

linmoturanqishen，jingzhizouxiangxiangdao：“qingwenshengchengdelishiyouduojiule？”

xiangdaodetoulu“kada”yishengzhuanguolai：“yongheng……zhicheng……meiyou……lishi……”

“neimezhongloushizuoshenmeyongde？”

“baoshi……”xiangdaodezuijiaochouchuleyixia，“weichi……zhixu……”

linmozhuyidao，meidangtidaozhonglou，xiangdaodeyuyinshizhenjiuhuijiaju。

wangdalituranzhizhechuangwai：“nimenkanneixiejumin！”

touguoboli，tamenkandaojiedaoshangdebaipaojuminquanbumianchaozhonglouzhanli，shuangshoujiaodiezaixiongqian，zuichunyiwanquanxiangtongdepinlvkaihe，xiangshizaijinxingmouzhongjitidaogao。

“tamenzainianshenme？”suxiaoyuxiaoshengwen。

linmobaerduotiezaichuangshang，buzhuodaoduanduanxuxudeciju：

“shuju……chunjing……shanchu……yichang……”

chenmingliansezhoubian：“zheibushidaogao，zheishixitongzijianzhiling！”

shunjian！xiangdaodeshentijuliedoudongqilai。tadepifuxiangronghuadelayiyangboluo，luchuxiamianjinshuyuxuerouhunhedejiegou。jizhui“kaca”yishengliekai，shenchusanjiefuroubandeheiseyuyi。

“jipin……yichang……qidong……qingchuchengxu……”

zhangleidejundaoyijingdizaitahoulongshang：“biedong！”

danweishiyiwan，zhengdongjianzhudeqiangbituranbiandetouming，tamenkandaowaimiansuoyoujumintongshitingzhi“daogao”，qishuashuazhuanxiangchaoshengzhezhijia。

sanbaizhangyimoyiyangdexiaolian。

sanbaishuangturanbianchengquanheideyanjing。

lipopodefozhuxianturanbengduan，tanmuzhuzigunluoyidi：“daxiongzhizhao……”

“houmen！”zhangleiyijiaochuaikaitongwangyuanzidemen。

tamenchongjinhouyuanshi，zuixiantuibiandexiangdaoyijingzhuileshanglai。wangdalilunqijingbiandetietongzaguoqu，jinshupengzhuangshengzhong，guaiwudetouluxiangtaoqibansuilie，danliekouchumeiyouxianxue，zhiyourudongdeshujuliuheshanshuodedaima。

“zheixiebushiren！shirengongzhineng！”chenmingzhuaqidishangdesuishizaxiangpulaidelingyigeguaiwu。

suxiaoyuturanjianjiao，sangejumincongjinglipalechulai，shiluludebaipaojintiezhetamenjixieyuxuerouhunhedequti。

zhangleidejundaohuaguoyidaohanguang，zhanduanzuixianpulaideguaiwushoubei。duanzhiluozaidishang，likefenjiechengwushufaguangdeshujuliu，youzhongzuhuidaoguaiwushenshang。

物理攻击没用！

zhongrenlikesisankaixunzhaoduobidedifang。

linmolazhesuxiaoyuhelipopoduojinyijianlibaitangshi，waimianyijingxiangqicanjiaosheng。

“zheili！”shujiahoumianchuanlaiqisheng，shizhanglei、chenming、wangdalisanren，chenmingshoulipengzhebenbeisipode《shengjing》：“kanzheige！”

fanhuangdeyangpizhishang，yongxuexiezheyiduanbeihuadiaodedaowen：“diqishengzhongxiang，zhishiweishenzhiyan。”

jiuzaizheishi，zhengdianbaoshidezhongshengxiangqi。

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diyishengzhongxiang，suoyouzhuishazhededongzuotingzhile。

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diersheng，tianshideshenyingchuxianzaiyuanchutiankong，tadepifukaishidamianjiboluo。

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disansheng，linmokandaozhongloudemenduanzandishanleyixialanguang。

“zhongloushiguanjian！shudaoqideshihou，tamendexitonghuizhongqi！womendequzhonglou！”linmochongzhejiaotanglidezhongrendahan。

lipopoturancongxiuzhongtaochushunlaidecandao，henhencirujiaotangmenkouguaiwudeyanjing：“haizimenkuaiqu！”

guaiwudedanaobaolie，penchufushixingyeti。wangdalibachenmingtuixianganquanquyu，zijiquebeiyetijiandaoshoubei——tadepifulikekaishishujuhua，xianglaoshidianshishiquxinhaobanshanshuoqimasaike。

“zoua！”wangdaliyongshangqiewanhaodezuoshoulunqijingsheng，chanzhulianggeguaiwudebozi。

zhangleizhuaiqilinmo：“nizhidaozenmepojiezheigefubenshibushi？”

linmodiantou，zhixiangzhonglou：“qichengbawo，danwomenxuyaochengdaodiqishengzhongxiang！”

disishengzhongxiangzaicishihuidangkailai。

tianshidejianxiaosilietiankong：“zhao……dao……ni……”