jianghexiede《guanzhe：zhongtianxia，zhongrenmin》zheibenshudoufeichangdebang，shibijiaowanmeideyibenshu，lidongsongcizhangtingjirenyinxiangshenke,《guanzhe：zhongtianxia，zhongrenmin》jianjie：“haiyou，bieguaiwomeiyoutixingni，denghuinizuihaoqinzibazheiweixiaotongzhisongguolai，shijudezhuyaolingdaokequandouzaidengzhejiejiantani，zheikeshinandedelulianjihui！”……
jianghaichaozhongjiuhaishixinxu，jiaorendingzhelidong，yigerenlaidaowurenchu。
dianhuabotong，erhushuohualoufeng，yuqihuangkong，“jianggongziduibuqi……”
jianghaichaoyuqidichen，“shaoshuofeihua，lidongzenmehuizhidaozhangbendeshi？”
erhuzizhireletian**fan，bandianbuganyinman，“zhangbenganggangcaizhaohuilai，haimeiheshizhenjia，zhengzhunbeixiaohui，qiahaojiubeilidongzhaoshangmenle。”
jianghaichaodexindoulianglebanjie，tazheixieniangenhuaxijituanyizhiyouliyihezuo。
jieguozuojiazhangdeshihou，huaxijituandehuijipabeiguo，toutouzuolelingyibenzhang，zuijincailuchumajiao。
rujinfuqinshengqianzaiji，yidanzheishipuguang，kedakexiao！
haozaihuaxijituanneibiandongzuohenkuai，jishiwenzhushitai，nacengxiangmafanhaimeijiejue，quebeilidongyitouzhuanglejinlai！
jianghaichaoyouxiedanhan，“zhangbenzaitashouli？”
erhujilegebuhaobuhuaidexiaoxi，“womenyezhinadaojiye，dangchangpinmingchidiaole，buguotaqiangzaiqianmianpailezhao！”
jianghaichaoqijibaihuai，“made，yiqunfeiwu！”
erhushitanshuodao：“jianggongzi，keqianwanbunengranglidongchulaia，yaoburanxiongdimenkejiuquanwanle！”
jianghaichaolengxiao，“haiyongnishuo？”
“lidongzheibiannibuyongdanxin，wohuirangtabizui！”
“mashangjiwogaodingshengxiadezhangben，zaiganchupilou，nimenjiuyongyuanbiehuilaile！”
huidaofangjian，jianghaichaofenfudao：“nimenxianchuqu，woxianggentadanduliaoliao。”
laojingchashangqiantixing，“xiaojiang，zheiyangbutaifuheliucheng，yaobu……”
shiguanfuqinqiancheng，bixuzhengfenduomiao，jianghaichaozhinengyinglai，“woyoufencun，womenshijingxiaotongxue，doushizijiaren，kankannengbunengjitayigejihui。”
众人对视，自家人？
jianghaichaogenzhangtingdeshi，zhenggefenjurenjinjiezhi，xianrujinlidongluozailetadeshouli，nengyoushenmehaoxiachang？
suirantongqinglidongzaoyu，dantabijingshijiangfuquzhangdegongzi，yemeirenyuanyiweilelidongdezuizheiweishaoye。
dengzhongrenlikai，jianghaichaoqinziguanmen，zaixinfuerbiandao：“jiwobangexiaoshi，tingjianshenmedongjingdoubieguan。”
“jizhule，womeikaimen，jiusuanshitianwanglaozilaileyeburangjin，ruguolanbuzhu，jiujiwobadadianhua。”
guanmenshunjian，qiangjiaodeshexiangtoumoqiguanbi！
jianghaichaozhuanshenzouhui，laguoyibayizi，pengyoutanxindekouwendao：“lidong，doushitongxue，xianzaimeiwairenle，zanmenliaoliaoba？”
lidongjiuxiangshizhangwolezhudongquan，“zenmeliao？”
jianghaichaoxuhanwennuan，“tongxueyichang，woyebuxiangkannihuidiaodahaoqiancheng，xiangbangniyiba！”
“yiyuandeshi，woqubangnichengqing，yiqiejiudangmeifasheng。chehuojiurendeshiwoqudiaojie，jinizhengquyigeligongbiaoxiandejihui！”
lidongfanwen，“xuyaowozuoshenme？”
jianghaichaozhibenzhuti，“shoujijiwo，shoukouruping！”
lidongxiaodecimu，“yiyuandeshi，benlaijiushiniwumie，tiwochengqingshiyinggaide。”
“zhiyuchehuojiuren，laozinaminghuanlaide，ligongyeshiwoyingdede！”
“nazheixiegenwotantiaojian，jianggongzi，nijuezheheshime？”
jianghaichaohenlehenxindao：“zanliangzhijiandeenyuan，shuobailejiushiyinweizhangting。”
“wowaimiannvrenhenduo，xihuanwodeyebuzhiyige，yigenvreneryi，fanbuzhezanmenxiongdifanmuchengchou。“
“ruguonizhendefangbuxiazhangting，keyi，wotuichu，bazhangtinghaijini！”
“lingwai，wohaikeyichumiantinichengqingfeiwen，yiwobadeguanxi，baozhengmeirenganyilunshenme，baozhengnimenlianggehehaoruchu！”
lidongmuguangchaofeng，“jianghaichao，ninawodangchengshenmerenle？niyoujianpolandepihao，buhaoyisi，wokemeiyou！”
“zaishuole，woyounvpengyou！”
jianghaichaolianshangshanguoyimobingleng，henkuaiyouhuifuzhengchang，“shiwokaolvbuzhou，neixing，wobangnidiaodonggongzuo。”
“xiangzhenpaichusuotiaojianjianku，nikeshizanmentianzhoujingxiaodeyouxiubiyesheng，buyinggaidacaixiaoyong。”
“fenju，shiju，nixiangquna？womashangjiunengbandao！”
“buxiangcongjingyemeiwenti，jiangbeiqudesuoyoudanweisuibiannitiao，qitadewolaibangnixiangbanfa。”
lidonglengmodao：“jianggongzi，haizhenshishouyantongtiana！”
jianghaichaogoujiandabei，yifulisuodangrandekouwen，“doushitongxue，huxiangfuchima。”
“yiqianzanmenlianggeyouwuhui，naoguomaodun，xianrujinwuhuichengqing，yihoujiushipengyou。”
“nifangxin，zuowojianghaichaodexiongdi，jueduibuhuirangnichikui，yiqichixiangdehelade！”
lidongjiangtagebotuidiao，youzaijianbangshangdanledan，“buhaoyisi，woyoujiepi，bushishenmerendounengzuowolidongdexiongdi。”
jianghaichaodenaixinjianjianxiaomo，yuqibodong，“haohuashuojin，zheiyebuxingneiyebuxing，lidong，neinidaodixiangzenmeyanga？”
lidongsongjian，“buxiangzenmeyang，daobutongbuxiangweimou！”
“jingchazheiwanfan，youbenshiwojiuchi，meibenshiwojiuezhe。”
“gennitongliuhewu？woduibuqiguojiaherenmindepeiyang！”
jianghaichaozhanqishen，dangchangchuaifanyibadengzi，xiongxiangbiludao：“cao，shangxueneihuijiutamakanbuguanni，**yige，zhuangshenmeqinggao？”
“lidong，jinitigexing，qianwanbiejilianbuyao！”
“niyiweiwoshipaleni，buxiangzangleshoueryi！”
lidongdiantou，“zheiyangcaidui，youhuachangkaishuo，yaoburanninanshou，wotingzheyeexin。”
jianghaichaokaimenjianshan，“wozhidaonizaijingxiaoyoujigepengyou，kewojianghaichaodeshi，tamenguanbule！”
“biebufuqi，zheijiushiquanli，nibufuqiyemeiyong。”
“wotiqiangaosuni，jintianmeiwodiantou，nizoubuchuzheili！”
“zuihouwenniyiju，shoujizaina，jihaishibuji？”
lidongmanmanjiangquantouzuanjin，xiaorongbianleng，“nishuodemeicuo，quanlizhenshihaodongxi，wolidonghanmenyige，zaiquanlijiaoxiajiushilouyi。”
“kewohaishixiangshishi，zijijintiannengbunengzoudechuqu！”
“yaobuniyeduyidu，kankanwolidongdebeihou，daodiyoumeiyouquanliguanzhao？”
jianghaichaoyanshenchaonong，“yebusapaoniaozhaozhao，putongrenyige，sheitamaguanzhaoni？”
“yitiaoxianyu，pingnihaixiangfanshen？xiabeiziba！”
“jingjiubuchichifajiu，wojiuduoyugennikeqi！”
huayinluoxia，tayiquanzaleguoqu！
menwai，xinfudengdezheji。
limiandongjingbuxiao，yeyourenguolaixunwen，haozaitadongyongjiangquzhangdemingyiyalexiaqu。
kezheishituobude，neimeduoshuangyanjingkanzhe，rujinbangexiaoshimashangdaole，jianghaichaoyaoshizaibuchulai，shiqingkejiujishoule！
jianghaichaobuyidingyoumafan，danlidongyaoshiyougesanzhangliangduan，takejiubuhaojiaodaile！
zhengdanxindegongfu，buyuanchuchuanlaidongjing，yixingrenzoulai，fujuzhangguanxinchangzouzaiqianmian，qitarenjinsuiqihou！
jiaobucongcong，qifenmingxianbudui！
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