《huaibaojunbuxuwannongxiaopanghu！》zheipianxiaoshuoshiquanyechashaobaodetaotieshengyan，henxihuan，henhaokan。zhujiaoweihulijunque，jiangshule：shifua，ninlaorenjiadaodizhihaowoderoushenmei！wobuxiangdangpanghulila！yebuzhidaoshibushishifutalaorenjialingtingdaolehuhuan，hulifaxianwangqianzoujuranyou……
hulibenlaiyiweijinrizijijiusiyisheng，meixiangdaotayunqibucuo，genjunquezhouxuandaoyibanshi，huranyouchaochenqiujian。
junquebatafangzaiqingongli，“laoshidaizhe，zhenhuilaiyaokandaoni。”
hulifachuguaiqiaodejiaosheng：“dengnine~”
dengjunqueyichumen，talikepeileyisheng。
sibaojun！guicaidengni！laozizoula！
hulitiaochuchuangkou，pingzheweiruodejingshenlitanchasizhou，duokaishibushichuxiandexunluoduiwu。
“neihaoxiangyoudongjing！”xunluodeshiweixiangduizhangbinggao。
hulilijigunrucaocongzhong，jiangzijizheyandeyanyanshishi。
dengxunluodeduiwulikaihou，hulicuanchucaocong，shuaileshuaishenshangdezacao。
zangsilezangsile！takeshijiepixiaohu！
zhengchangdedongwunongzanglezhihouhuizijijizijitianganjing，danhulibushidongwu，tadelinghunshigezhengerbajingderenlei，shizaizuobuchuzijitianzijidexingwei。
yishijianyezhaobudaonalishichukou，hulijuedingxianzhaogemeirendeqingongxigezao。
junquemuqianhougongwuren，konggongdianyizhuayidaba。
胡璃选中了龙浴阁。
tazhishidanchunjuedezheigemingzihaotingcaijinlai，shubuzhizheishijunquepingrimuyudedifang。
benlaizhishidasuanjiandandichongxiyixia，danzaikandaolongyugeneiyouwenquanhou，jinbengxujiudehulirenbuzhutiaojinquxiangshouyixia。
嗯~苏胡~
haimeidengtawanquanfangsong，damenhuranbeigongrentuikai，shushigegongrenjijimangmangdichuangjinlai。
“bixiayaolaimuyu，kuaijianchayoumeiyoushenmewenti！”
huliduojinwenquanli，baojunyoubinga！zheigedianxishenmezao！
zhengdasuanchenjianchadegongrenbuzhuyitoutoulikai，xiayike，junquegaodadeshenxingbianchuxianzaitayanqian，hedehuliganjinyouchenxiashenzi。
biepaowenquan，qiunibiepaowenquan。
“chuqu。”junqueyijuhua，gongrenlianmangtuichulongyuge。
junquexianedituoxiashenshangranxuedeyifu，yibuyibuzouxiangwenquanchi。
zhangtuigangjiechudaowenquanchidewendu，junquezhouranmilemiyan，shuichilimianyouren？
“出来!”
hulimanmanfuchushuimian，luchuyikeyuangungundenaodai。
“ying~renjiashilaitinicuozaodu。laiyadaye~”
junquediyicizaiyizhihulishangjiandaozheimechanmeidebiaoqing。
buzhiweihe，xinzhongdefanmenzaiqingkejianxiaosan。tazouruchizhong，jianzhuangdezhangbeiyilao，jianghulizhuadaozijimianqian。
“bushiyaojizhencuozaoma？zenmebudong？”
huliyanjingdoukanzhiliule，choubaojunshencaizhenhaoa，zheixiongjizheiguangze……xianzaibushixiangzheixiedeshihou。
“wohuranxiangqilaiwohaimeijianzhijia，pazhuashangnin，haishisuanleba。”
“e？neiyaobuyaozhenrangrenbangnijian，shunbianzaikanlenideshou？”
“bubububu！daizhijiacuoqishiyebieyouyifanganshou！”
hulishanshandishenchuxiaozhuazimocatadexiongji。
aiyozheishougan！tamaosihaizhuanle！
yulujunzhan，neibianyemoyimo！
junquejianzheihuliyuemozuiliedeyuekai，juranyouzhongzijibeiqingbodeganjue。
“你是公的母的？”
hulikebuganmaoranhuida：“ninxihuangongdehaishimude，renjiadoukeyi~”
weilegouhuo，xianhuochuqu！
junquedehuidayebuanchanglichupai：“zhenxihuanside。”
huliyilianjingkong：“nibuhuixihuanjianshiba？”
guaibudetiantiansharen，youbuqulaopo，yuanlaipihaozaizhei。
junquexiaodeweixianyoumiren：“dongzheimeduo，kanlainizhendebushiputonghuli。”
“ninyaobuhaishishishihuode，nengyoufanyingcaibijiaoyouhudonggan，buranyigerenduoganbaa。”hulizhenchengdijianyi。
junquexiaoyinyindidingzhehulikan，xinzhongyuefajuedezheihulizhenyouyisi，haizhidaohudongni。
hulichengrentashinandeyijiandedashuaige，danciketawanquanbuganxinshang，zhixiangtaopao：“ni，ni，nizheigeyanshen，buhuiduiwoyoushenmefeifenzhixiangba？buxinga，womenzhijianyoushengzhigelide！”
junquebuhuizheimezhongkouba！
“nixiangduole，zhenduizhubuganxingqu。”junqueelieyixiao。
hulisongkouqidetongshiyouxiangyaota。
nicaishizhu！laozibianchengrenneijiaoyigexianximiaotiao，fenfenzhongmidaowanqianalpha！
paowanzaohou，junquejuranhaiqinzibanghulichuimao，wenroudeshoufaranghulixinzhongjinglingdazuo。
他又想耍什么花招？
guoran，choubaojunmeibiehaoxinsi：“shouganbucuo，rangzhenxiangxiangzuochengweijinhaishishoutao。”
hulishenquyizhan，“nigangcaishuobuzuode！huangdibunengchuerfaner！”
“zhenyoubushihaohuangdi。”junquehenqingchuzijidemingsheng，wanquanbuzaiyi。
hulikukoupoxin：“suiranxianzaibushi，danrenkeyigaibianma。”
junquewenroudifumohulidebozi，shuochulaidehuaxiangemodiyu：“niganshuozhenbushi，buxiangyaomingleshiba？”
“……”**tashuozenmezheimetandang，yuanlaizaizheidengzhezhatani！
jianxiaohulibeizijiqidaoyuangungundedupiyizhanyizhan，junqueyouxiaochusheng，xinzhonggewaiyouchengjiugan。
——
zhanxinggenei，tuicechujunquejintianyidinghuiyoutiandingliangyuandezhanbushicikezhengdaishadizuozaidishang。
tongliaojianzhuang，shangqianquanta：“bujiushiyikezhanbuqiuma，huadianxinsizaizhongxinzuoba。”
“bu……genzhanbuqiuwuguan，shiwozenmehuisuancuo……zenmehui……”zhanbushibukezhixindinannanziyu，tacongdanrenzhanbushiyizhikaishijiumeisuancuoguo！
“bixiadoumeigennijijiao，nijiujieganshenme。”
“这是尊严!”
“youzheiyangdebixia，nihaiyaogepidezunyan。gangcaiwohaitingshuo，yougebupasideyouqugenbixiajianyanxuanfeideshiqing，beibixiaqinzilejiele。weileanquan，nijiubiezaitizheijianshile！fanzhengdanshendeyoubushini，hebini。”
zhanbushijidongdeyuwulunci：“youbiyao！wozhendezhanbuqiulikandaobixiadetiandingliangyuan，mingmingjiushijintian，zenmehui，zenmehui……”
“tingshuobixiajinridailezhihulihuigong，gaibuhuitadetiandingliangyuanshineizhihuliba？”
“bushi！shigeomega，meidebuxiangfanrendeomega。”zhanbushinannanziyu。
“jintianbieshuoomega，moshengalphadoumeichuxianyige。nia，jiuchengrenzijituiceyouwu，biezaijiujiele！”
zhanbushibutingdiyaotou：“buhuide，buhuide，wobuhuituiceyouwu。bixiakendinghuiyudaoyizhongren，kendinghuiyijianzhongqing，aideshenrugusui……”
tongliaoyaotou，wanle，zheikendingshibazongxiaoshuokanduole。
haishenrugusuini，shenruneilihaichabuduo。
