《hunbuyanzhazongcailaogongbietaihuaiansheng》jiangshuleanshengmuyunshengzhijiandeaiqinggushi，xiaoshuorenwuzhenshishengdong，qingjiemiaoxiexini，kuailaiyueduba。didoudelinjiadashaoyefanshouweiyun，fushouweiyu，yaoshenmedoutuoshoukede，keshi，xinjifeijin，quepianpiandebudaozijizuixinaidenvren……...
“aiya，ansheng，nihuilaizenmeyebutiqiangenwoshuoyisheng，wohaotongzhichufangzhunbeinixihuanchidecaiya？”
mangleyitian，anshengzhijiehuileanjia，jimutangmeinakandaota，likecongshafashangzhanleqilai，xiaolianxiangying。
anshengpiaoletangmeinayiyan，bikailetashenguolaideshou，zhijielenglengdidao，“buyongle，wobazaina？”
zhuyidaoanshengneimingxianxianqidedongzuo，tangmeinalianshangdexiaorongsihaobujian，chezheboziqukanlekantadeshenhou，xiaomimidiyouwendao，“zenme，zhanhongmeiyougenniyiqihuilai？”
“wobazaina？”wanquanmeiyouyaohuidatangmeinadehuadeyisi，anshengyouzhongfuyibiandao。
tangmeinashouhuilewangdamenkouwangdeshixian，manliantaohaodexiaorongdao，“nibabazuijinmang，haimeihuilaini！ninandehuilaiyitang，jiuzaijialichilewanfanzaizou。”
“buyong。”hualuo，anshengzhuanshenjiuyaolikai。
“ansheng！”jiananshengyaozou，tangmeinalikebianyibalazhuta，“ansheng，ayiyoujianshiqingxiangyaobaituoni。”
“shenme？”taimouguoqu，anshenglengnizhetangmeinadandanwendao。
“anshengya，nikan，nimeimeinianjiyebuxiaole，yegaizhaonanpengyoule，ninengbunengrangzhanhongbangmangjie……”
“buneng！”budengtangmeinadehuayinluoxia，anshengbianzhijiejiletadaan。
“ansheng，nizheishishenmetaidu，nimeimeishimeiyouniyunqihao，wanchushenglejinian，yaoburan……”kanzheyanqiandeansheng，xiangdaotaxianzaiyanjiashaonainaideshenfen，mashang，tangmeinabianyoujiangxindehuoqijiyalexiaqu，youmanlianduimanxiaorongdidao，“ansheng，wotingshuo，yanyirudefujiashijingchengshuyishuerdehaomenshijia，linjiachulelinyaobaizhiwai，haiyouyigedidijiaolinyaonanyemeiyoujiehun，shibushiya？nikankan，youmeiyoujihui，banimeimeijieshaojilinyaonanya？”
batangmeinadenveranxiaojieshaojilinyaobaidedidi？！
呵……
安生只觉得好笑！
cike，taturanjiuxiang，ruguolinyaobaitingdaotangmeinadehua，taneizhangshenzhishilianhenhenyonglizhuangta，zaidianfengshifangdeshihoudoumeiyourenhebiaoqingdemiantanlian，cishihuishishenmeyangde？
kanzheneibangmanlianfengcideansheng，tangmeinalianshangdexiaorongzhongyuweichibuzhule，querdaizhide，shitaduianshengyiguandeyaneyukebo，“ansheng，nixiaoshenme？zenme？wohenibabangnijiajinlehaomen，niguodekuaihuole，jiubuyongguanjialirendesihuole，shibushi？yaobushi……”
“闭嘴！”
jiuzaitangmeinadehuahaimeiyoushuowanshi，anshengshudicetousaoxiangtangmeina，mouguanglitouchulaidefennuyulingli，zuzukeyijiangrenchuochuan。
“jirannizheimexihuanyanjia，neidangchuweishenmebubanidenverjiajiyanzhanhong？”anshenglengxiao，“youhuozhe，dangchuniweishenmeyaogouyinwoba，erbushiqugouyinyanzhenye？”
“啪！”
anshengdehuayincailuo，yizhidashouchaotashuaileguolai。
cubujifang，anshengjiejieshishidiaileanboniandezheiyibazhang。
“ansheng，nishenmeshihoubianderucimuwuzunzhangde？”
kanzhehuranchonglejinlaishuaileanshengyibazhangdeanbonian，tangmeinadezuijiaoyizhibuzhuchouchuyisimanyidexiaohu，buguo，mashangtayoulianseyibian，qulazhuanboniandegebo，kanzhenuqitengtengyoutaanfudao，“bonian，bieshengqi，anshengxinliduiwoyouyuanqi，wozhidaode，buguaita。”
anboniankanleyiyantangmeina，tayanlideweiquqiuquan，rangtaduianshengdenuhuoshunjiangengsheng。
kanzheyanqiandeanbonian，tadeshengshengfuqin，anshengganjuebudaolianshangdebandianertongyi，zhishizuijiaojiqiaoyiche，lenglengdao，“woyaojianwodehaizi！”
“xianzaixiangjiannidehaizi，xiuxiang！”haobuyouyu，anbonianjujue。
——休想！
lianggezi，jianganshengsuoyoudeqidaiyuhuanxiang，chediniansui
“hao。”anshengxiao，xiaoyeruhua，quelengdecigu，“ba，wohuigenyanzhenyeheyanzhanhongshuo，rangtamenconglinshichezi，ranhou，zaitongguogaodatouxing，zhaorenshougoulinshi。”
zheimeduonianle，tazaojiugaiqingchu，tazaianbonianheyanmeinadeyanli，buguojiushiyikeqizi，yijianshangpinbale。
“nigan！”anboniannuhou，“nidaodishibushiwodenver？”
yipangdetangmeinatingzheanshengdehua，gengliansegengshibeihedecanbai。
yaoshilinshimeile，neitadeerziyejiushenmedoumeile，neitakuxinjingyingzheimeduonian，qibushidoubaifeila？
wubijueqiangyoujiandingdemuguanghuijingzheanbonian，anshengxiao，xiaodeyanleidouchulaile。
kanzheyanqiandeansheng，zheiyike，anbonianhetangmeinazhongyumingbai，tazaibushiliunianqianneigerenyoutamenroubiancuoyuandeanshengle。
“ba，liunianqiannibawoyigerendiuzaibingdao，laiduiwobuwenbuwen，neishihou，niyoumeiyouxiangguohaiyouwozheigenver？”kanzheanbonian，yingshengsheng，anshengjiangyanleibilehuiqu，“dangyinianqiannibawozhaohuilai，yongwodehaiziyaoxiewojiajiyanzhanhong，huandelinshideanwendeshihou，niyoumeiyouxiangguowoshinidenver？”
“ansheng，nizheishishenzaifuzhongbuzhifu，jiajinyanjia，buzhidaoshiduoshaonvrendemengxiang。”kanzheansheng，tangmeinayouxieqieqiedikaikou。
dangchuruobushiyanzhanhongzhidingfeiyaoquanshengcaikenbanganshiduguonanguan，tamenyouzenmehuiranganshengjiajinyanjia。
“ba，kanlainishixianganshipochan，shiba？”wanquanmeiyoulihuiyanmeina，anshengzhikanzheanbonian，xiaozhegentaqueren。
“ni……”kanzheansheng，anbonianyangshouxiangyaozaicichaotadelianshangshuaixiaqu，keshouyangdaobankongzhong，queyoushengshengdunzhu。
tangmeinakanzheanboniantingzaibankongzhongdeshou，henbudetitashiyibajing，yonglishanzaianshengdelianshang。
zheigeansheng，conglaibubatafangzaiyanli，xianzaijiugengjiale，rangtazaiyanjiarendemianqiandoutaibuqitoulai。
“wogaosuni，ruguoniganluanlai，ranganshixianruweijidangzhong，zheibeizi，nijiuxiuxiangjiandaoneigeyezhong。”shouleshou，anboniannushengjinggao。
“he……”anshengxiao，huranjiuruanlexiaqu，aiqiudao，“ba，nidayingguowode，jiajinyanjiayinianhou，jiukeyirangwojiandaohaizi。”
“buxing，chufeinijiyanzhanhongshenggeerzi，fouze，xiangdoubiexiang。”haobuchiyidi，anbonianjujue。
kanzheanbonian，anshengxiao。
taguoranshihaishitaitianzhenle！
“好，我知道了！”
dandandi，anshengdayingyisheng，xiayimiao，zhuanshenlikai。
yejiuzaitazhuanshendeshanei，leishuiyongqi，keshi，taquezaicinulijiangsuoyouleishuibilehuiqu。
haizi，duibuqi，niyaodengzhemama，mamayidinghuizhaodaonide。
……
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