shuangwen《 xiaofanliangyisi》，huobaokaiqi！xiaofanliangyisishishuzhongdenannvzhujiao，yeshishilipaizuozhexianyuqiezibaojingxinsuoxie，wenzhangjingcaigushineirongjiangshudeshi：xiaofanyitouheixian：“dajie，nibiehushuobadao，gangcaimingmingshiniqiangwenwo，daodisheibuyaolian？”gedenggedeng！louxiaderenhenkuaipaoshanglaile……
终南山，紫阁峰。
huangwurenjidexianjunfengyao，yijianmaocaofangnei，yilaoyishaozhengxiangduipantuierzuo。
laorenxianfengdaogu，shaonianqiyubufan，liangrenjiemianwubiaoqing。
“faner，weishijinriyouyijianhenzhengjingdeshiqingyaogaosuni。”
xiaofan：“shifuqingshuo。”
laoren：“weishizuowanyiwutiandao，feishengzaiji，nidaihuijiuxiashanquba。”
“shenme？fei……feisheng？”xiaofanyilianhuyi，“shifu，ninzuowanbushishualeyigetongxiaodedouyinmeinvma？shoujidoushuadaomeidian，zenmeturanjiuwule，ninwudedaodishishadao？”
“kekeke，zhengshiyinweizheixiehongfenkulou，weishicaidewurenjianzhengdaode！”laorenlaolianweiweiyihong，“zongeryanzhi，nijintianbixudexiashan，zhongwuneiyicanzijijiejueba，weishifeishengzaiji，jiubujinizuofanle。”
xiaofankuzheliandao：“shifu，wochuleninzhiwaiwufuwumu，xiashanganshaqua？”
“gaiganshaganshaqu，zheijinnangnazhe，xialeshanzhihouzaidakai，ziranjiuzhidaoquchule，pingnixianzaidebenshi，tianxiasuida，quemeiyoubunengqudedifang！”
jieguolaorendilaidejinnanghou，xiaofanhaichuyumengbizhuangtai：“shifu，ninjintianyinggaimeihezuiba？”
“xiaohua，weishihaochengtianzuidaoren，dangranbuhuizui！”laorenlvlelvzijibaisedezhangxu，“faner，jizhuweishidehua，zainidebumiezhenlongjuexiuliandaodiwucengzhiqian，qianwanbuyaoposhen，fouzejiangyouzouhuorumozhihuo！”
“shifuqingfangxin，tuerjizhule。”
“duile，haiyouyijianhenzhongyaodeshiqing。”
“师父请讲。”
“wozheibeizizuiyihandeshiqing，jiushimeinengqunishiniangguomen。”laorentanlekouqi，“nixiashanzhihouruoshiyouyuanjiandaodehua，jiutiweishihaileniezhaiba。”
xiaofanzhijieshayanle：“shifu，nindeniezhai，wonashenmehai？”
“niyijingshidarenle，zijikanzhebanjiuxing。”laorenzhengsedao，“tabuguoshinvliuzhibeieryi，buhuitainanweinide，nengbuchangduoshaojiubuchangduoshaoba，duile，jinnanglihaiyoujifenhunshu，doushishifuyiqianjinidingdewawaqin。”
“zhidaole……dengyixia！”xiaofanturanfanyingguolaile，“shifu，ningangcaishuoshalaizhe，jiwodinglejigewawaqin？？？”
laorenbanzhezhitouyibenzhengjingdishudao：“nianjidalenaozibuhao，woxianshushua，yi，er，san，si，wu……buduo，jiujiugeeryi。”
xiaofanyigeliangqiangchadianshuaidaozaidi：“shenme？！jiugewawaqin？kailiangtaimajianghainengyoushengde？！”
“meicuo，jiujiuguiyinaidaojiatianshu，jilima。”
“jinida……shifu，wonengshuozanghuama？”
“buneng，weishidefeishengjishidaole，nizouba！”
“shifunilaipi，bunengzheiyangkengtudia……”
xiaofanhuaweishuowan，zhijianlaorenyoushouqingqingyifu，tazhenggerenjiubuyouzizhudifeilechuqu，zhizhidieluoshanya！
jimiaozhonghou，fengdingxunsuningjudapianheiyun，jinjiezhelianxujiudaotianleiluoxia，quanbupizailemaocaowushang……
……
zigefengbanshanyaochu，yimingyaotiaoshaonvzhengfuzhenianguohuajiadelaorendengshan。
qinyanerroushengshuodao：“yeye，zheizigefengshizaitaigaole，yaobuwomenxianxiehuiba？”
qinyonghahayixiao：“ququyigezigefengsuandeleshenme，xiangdangnianyeyenianqingdeshihou，dengemeishandoubudaichuanqide！”
“kewodanxinnindexinzang。”
“meishi，wozijixinliyoushu，jixuba。”
jiuzaiyilaoyishaozhunbeijixudengshandeshihou，toudingshangfangturanchuanlailonglongleixiang，tamenjingeditaiqitoulai，zhenghaokandaoyigerenyingzhuiluo，daizhelieliefengshengdierushenbujiandideshanyazhong！
liangrentongshibeiheleyidatiao，jiuzaiqinyanerxinyouyujidiwangyadikanqushi，qinyongturanwuzhulezijidezuoxiong，tongshiluchutongkuzhise，yuanlaishijingheguodu，daozhixinzangbingfanle！
kandaotadeyiyanghou，qinyanerdunshihuarongshise：“yeye！yeyeninzenmele！”
qinyongnulirudongzuichun：“yao……yao……”
qinyanerrumengchuxing，ganjincongshoutibaoliquchuyeyedeyaoping，zhengzhunbeidaochuliangkeshi，yizhenkuangyedeshanfengturanxilai，yixiajiujiangzhengpingyaochuifeilechuqu！
yanzhengzhengkanzheyaopingdieluoyadi，qinyanernaozhongyipiankongbai，ranhoudashengkuhanqilai。
“lairena，jiuminga，youmeiyouyishengzai，sheinengjiujiuwoyeye！！！”
xianzaibushilvyouwangji，dengshanderenbenlaijiuliaoliaowuji，jiusuantingdaoqiujiushengyehennanganguolai，qinyongmianrujinzhi，manmanbishangleyanjing。
“yeye！yeye！！！”
jiuzaiqinyanerwubijuewangdeshihou，yizhihaizhanzhenichendeshouqingqingpailepaitadexiangjian。
“meinv，xuyaobangmangma？”
qinyanerjingxidihuitouyikan，zhijianyiminghuitoutuliandenianqingnanzizhengzhanzaizijideshenhou，shenshangdeyifupopolanlande，kudangchushenzhihaipoleyigedong！
“你……你……”
qinyanershayanle，tazuomengyemeixiangdao，zijihanjiumingjingranhanlaileyigeqigai！
“bienidewodele，rangkai。”
kandaoyanyanyixideqinyonghou，xiaofanzhidaodanwubude，zhijiejiangtajidaoleyipang。
“nizheichouqigaizaizuoshenme？biepengwoyeye！”qinyanerjianbangbeizhuangdeshengteng，limaxiangzhimubaoziyiyangfennule。
xiaofanlenglengdishuodao：“woruobupengdehua，tazuiduohainenghuogeyiliangfenzhong！”
tingdaozheijuhuahou，qinyanerlengzhule：“ni……nijingranshiyisheng？”
xiaofanmeikonglihuita，ershiconghuailitaochuyizhangyouxielaojiudeniupi，tankaizhihou，yimeiliangcunzhangdejinzhenchuxianle！
哧啦！
xiaofanzhijiejiangqinyongdebaichenyisilanle，ranhoujiangjinzhencirushanzhongxue，yonglianggenshouzhiqingqingniandongqilai，jimiaobudao，laorendemiansejiubianhaolebushao！
nianleshiduomiaohou，xiaofanjiangjinzhenbachu，youciruqinyongbeihoudezhiyangxuezhong，suizheshouzhidebuduanzhandong，yigurouyannanjiandezhenlongqibuduanyongrulaorentinei，erqinyanranzhinengzaiyipangxinjingdanzhandikanzhe……
yifenzhongbudao，xiaofanshouhaojinzhen，ranhouzaiqinyongbeihouqingqingpaileyizhang。
“呕！”
laorenzhangkoupenchuyikouwuxue，ranhouhuanhuanzhengkaileyanjing，mianseyijinghuifuruchang！
qinyanerjingxijiaojia，ganjinshangqianfuzhuleta：“yeye，ninmeishile？！”
zheigeshihou，xiaofancaiyoukongdaliangmianqiandenvhai，zhijiantafuruningzhi，meimuruhua，zaijiashangneifuchuchukeliandebiaoqing……haoyigejuesejiaren！
“meinv，niyeyedexinzangbingyijingbeiwozhihaole，yihouhaohaoquanquanta，nianjidajiudefulao，biexiangwoshifuneiyangyitiandaowanweilaobuzunkanmeinv，kandaozuihoudoubazijikanfeishengle……”
qinyanerdengdalemeimu：“ng？nishuoshenme？”
“ahahaha，meishenme，woshuojintiantianqitinghaode，shigexiashandehaorizi，zaijianle。”
zhengdangxiaofanyaozhuanshenlikaideshihou，qinyongzhongyunengkaikoushuohuale：“xiao……xiaoxiongdi，qingwenzunxingdaming？”
“xiaofan，laorenjia，gangcaibuguoshijushouzhilaoeryi，xiejiubuyongxiele，jintiansuanniminghaoyushanglewo，ganjinzhaojianyifuchuanshangba，baibaile！”
“哎！小兄弟……”
wulunqinyongzenmejiao，xiaofanmeizaihuitou，fanerjiakuaijiaobuchaoshanxiazouqu，douqiaodeshitirulvpingdi，meiyihuijiukanbudaorenle。
“gaoren，zheijueduishiweishiwaigaorena！”qinyonggankaibuyi，“jiuwenzhongnanshanyounengrenyishi，kanlaitajiushiqizhongzhiyile。”
“yeye，gaorenzenmekenengchuanderucipolan，kanqilaijiuxiangqigaiyiyang，nandaotamenjiubuyongzhuyixingxiangdeme？”qinyanerrengranduixiaofangangcaijirendeculuxingjinggenggengyuhuai，“wokantashifengzihaichabuduo，nengjiuhuoninwanquanshixiamaopengshangsilaoshu！”
“nicuole，zhenzhengyoubenshideren，zhuzhongdeshineixinxiuyang，erbushixuyouqibiao！”qinyongtanlekouqi，“kexile，zheidenggaorenmingxianbuxieyujiejiaoshengren，yaoshinengdashangtazheitiaoxiandehua，womenqinjiahuoxunenghuifudangniandehuihuang！”
“yeye，ninmeikaiwanxiaoba，qinjiazhongzhuhuihuangnengkaozheijiahuo？”qinyanermingxianbuxiangxin，“bujiuhuidianzhenzhizhishueryi，youshenmelebuqide？”
“xiaoyana，nizheirenshenmedouhao，jiushiduiwudaozhishiyiqiaobutong，zhidaotagangcaiweihexiashanneimekuaima？”
秦嫣儿摇了摇头。
“dengyihounijiuzhidaole，zouba，womenyegaixiashanle，duile，ganjinnajianyifujiwo，guailiangde……”
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