《haochilanzuoxiaojiaoniang，haoyunlianlianchongshangtianzheibenshuxiedehenshenggong，juqingbusutao。kanlehaixiangkan，gushihenxiyinren，xiazichengxixiedezhenhao。qinbaoerxiaohengshibenshudezhujiao，jiangshule：qianmeipofangxiawan，“zheigewodangranzhidao。wozheicilai，shijinijiasanyatoushuomeide！”“shenme？jiwojiabaoershuomei？！”licuihuadedasangmen，jianggangmihuguo……
“ershaofuren，gaiheyaole。”
yigekanqilaisishiduosui，chuanzhejiangjiudefuren，zhenglenglengdidengzheta。
kanzhefurenshouzhongdeyaowan，qinbaoerbuyoudedalegeduosuo。
zhishiqiaozhewanzhongneiheihuhudeyaozhi，tadeweijiukaishichouchu，zuibaligengshifanchuzhenzhenkuwei。
“bu，wangmama，buyao，wobuyaohe！”
wangmamalengxiaoleyisheng，“ershaofuren，zheikeshifurenfenfude，youbudeni！
zaishuole，furenzheimezuoyeshiweilenihao，nandaonijiubuxiangkuaixiehuaishanghaizi，tiergongzikaizhisanye？！”
shuoba，wangmamabianrangpangbiandelianggexiaoyahuankongzhizhuqinbaoerdeshenti，culudiniekaitadexiaba，jiangneiwanyaozhiguanjinletadezuizhong。
jukuwubidezhiye，shunzhezuibaliurutadehoulong。
kudeqinbaoeryanleibuzhudiliu，weiligengshifanjiangdaohai。
suizheyizhenexinfanweideganjueyongshanglai，qinbaoerzaiyerenbuzhu。
“呕哕！”
neikusedeyaozhihunhezhetaweizhongweixiaohuadeshiwu，quanbutuzailewangmamadeshenshang。
kanzhezijimanshensanfazhenanwenweidaodewuzi，wangmamaliansedabian。
tashenshoujiuchaoqinbaoerlianshanghenhenyibazhang，yixiazijiangshouruodeqinbaoershandaozaidi。
“nizheigetianshadejiantizi，zheikeshiwoxinzuodeyishang，quandoubeinijihuile！”
wangmamadengzheqinbaoeryanzhongmanshiedu。
xiangshibujiehenyiban，tayouchaoqinbaoerdeduzihenhenditileyijiao。
唔！
qinbaoertengdelianseshabai，shentiyekaishibutingdichouchu。
wangmamaquefangfomeiqiaojianyiyang。
“jiaoniyishengershaofurenshijinilianmian，nibuguojiushiyigedijiandecungu！biejiwozaizheierzhuangmozuoyang，jintianzheiyaonifeihebuke，jiwoanzhuta，jixuguan！”
……
“baoer，baoer，bieshuile，kuaixingxinga，buranniangyougaishengqila！”
qinbaoercuzhemeixingleguolai。
zheiyijingshitadisancizuozheigemengle。
zhishizheicidemenghaimeiyouzuowan，bianbeiqinzhaodidaduanle。
yexingkuibeidaduanle，tashizaibuxiangzaizuozheizhongemengle。
jiuhaoxiangtazhendejingliguoyiyang。
shenzhiduziyinyinyueyue，haoxiangzhendeyoudianerteng。
qinbaoeryibianrouzhetaiyangxue，yibianwendao：“dajie，chushenmeshile？”
qinzhaodinaqiyipangdeyifu，xiangshizuolewushuci，maliudibangtachuanshang。
“家里来媒婆了！”
“meipo？dajienibushidingqinlema？”
shuowan，qinbaoercaifanyingguolai，zijishuoleshahua。
yinggaishijitaerjieshuomeideba。
zhishihaimeidengqinbaoerzaikaikou，jiutingqinzhaodidashengdao：“shilaijinishuomeide！”
qinbaoershunjianqingxingguolai。
什么？！
给她说媒？！
dengqinbaoerzouchufangjian，yiyanjiuqiaojianletadieqinlaosan，tanianglicuihua。
yijilicuihuashenbianneigenianyuesansishisui，xiabashangzhangzheyikedawuzidefuren。
qinbaoerrenshita，tajiushifujinshilibaxiangzuichumingdesunmeipo。
qinzhaodijiushitajishuodemei。
sunmeipoyeqiaojianlezouchulaideqinbaoer。
taxiaodao：“aiyacuihuameizi，nijiabaoerzhenshiyuezhangyuepiaoliang，yuezhangyueshuilingle！
woqiaozhe，jiusuanshichengli，doumeiyoubitagenghaokandeguniangla！”
yanqiandeqinbaoer，edanlian，xingrenyan，pifuyoubaiyounen，jiuxiangneigangboleqiaoerdejidan。
yeshitahuizhang，zhuantiaolicuihuagenqinlaosanshenshangdeyoudian。
napashenshangchuanzhecubuyishang，keneirongmao，neiqizhi，zenmekanyebuxiangshixiaoshancunlizhangdadeguniang。
guaibuderenrendoushuo，qinbaoershizheishilibaxiangchulemingdemeiren。
licuihuatingjiansunmeipodehua，xiaodeyanjingdoumichengleyitiaofenger。
“sunmeipo，niyetaikuazhangle，wojiazheiyatouyejiuzaipoxicunhaixing，naligangenchenglide**menbina！”
licuihuazuishangsuiranzheimeshuo，keshixinliqueshishifendeyi。
tazhangzheimeda，yemeijianguozhangdebitajiasanyatougenghaokandenvwa！
zheimepiaoliangdenvwa，haishicongtaduzilishengchulaide，licuihuadangrandeyi。
“wodangmeipohaojishinianle，jianguodeguniangduodedoushubuguolai！
woganbaozheng，qimafujinzheijigexiancheng，jueduimeiyouzhangdebitagenghaokandele！
yaoburan，zheimehaodehunshi，wozenmehuidiyigejiuxiangqinijiabaoerni！”
tinglesunmeipodehua，licuilanzheicaixiangqilaizhengshier。
“duilesunmeipo，nigangcaiyaojisheishuowojiabaoerlaizhe？”
sunmeipoliezhezui，lianshangdezhouwendouxiaokailehuaer。
“shuochulai，nidoubuganxin，woshijibaoershuode，keshiwangxianlingjiadeergongzi！”
cihuayichu，bieshuolicuihuale，lianyipangdeqinlaosangenqinzhaodiyejingdezhangdalezuiba。
县令家的公子？！
qinlaosanzhishiyigehuolang。
xianlingjiadegongzizenmehuiquyigehuolangdenver？
erqiehaishiyigexiaoshancunlihuolangdenver？
“shi，shinagewangxianling？”
“hainengnage，dangranshiqingyangxiandewangxianling！”
licuihuazhengdayanjing，yanleyantuomo。
有些难以置信。
“sunmeipo，nibushizaigenwomenkaiwanxiaoba？！”
“zheimedadeshier，wonengsuisuibianbiankaiwanxiaoma，zheikeshixianlingjiademei，woyaoshihushuobadao，neibushibuyaomingle！”
tingdaosunmeipozheimeshuo，licuihuadunshixichuwangwai，yanjingdouliangleqilai。
buguotahaimeidaobeixiyuechonghuntounaodedibu。
licuilanyouyouxieyihuodiwendao：“keshixianlingjiadegongzi，zenmehuilaizanmenzheipianpidexiaocunzilizhaoxifu？
buhuishitayoushenmemaobingba？！”
tingdaolicuilandehua，sunmeipolianshangdexiaoyidunshixiaoshi，qihuhudishuodao：“aiya，cuihuameizi，qiaonizheihuashuode！yaoshineiwangyingjiezhenyoumaobing，wonengjibaoerjieshao？neibushisangliangxinma！
womenrenshizheimeduonianle，woshineizhongrenma？！”
licuilanyejuedezijizheihuawendebuhao，xiaorongyouxieshanshan。
“wojiushisuikouyishuo，kemeiyouneigeyisi，nikeqianwanbiewuhui！
zaishuo，wojiazhaodijiushinijishuodemei，wohainengbuxiangxinnima！”
jiansunmeipoliansehaokanleyixie，licuilanlianmangyouwendao：“niganjingenwoshuoshuo，neidaodishizenmehuishiera？”
sunmeipozheicaihuanhuandaolai。
zheiwangyingjieshigezaochaner，ziyoushentijiuruoyixie，buguodamaobingshimeiyoude。
zheigequchengliyidatingjiuzhidao。
sunmeipoyeshiqinyanjianguowangyingjiede。
suishuotasuanbudeqiangzhuang，danqiaoqilaidaoyekangjian，bingfeishiyigebingyangzi。
zhengyinweizaochandeyuangu，xianlingfurencaishifenzaiyizheigeerzi。
daolewangyingjiegaishuoqindenianji，tateyizhaoleyigeyoumingdesuanmingxianshengsuanleyigua。
jusuanmingxianshengshuo，wangyingjietiruobuzhishiyinweizaochandeyuangu，gengzhongyaodeshiyinweitabaziruo。
suanmingxianshengsuanlesuan，youshuo，wangyingjieyaoshiquqi，duifangjiashibunengtaihao，fouzehuiyaleta，rangtashentiyuelaiyuecha。
lingwaini，qizizuihaowangxianchengzhengxibeidefangxiangzhao。
erqie，yidingyaozhaoyigejiweinianchushengdeguniang。
xianchengzhengxibeifangxiang，zhiyouyigecunzi，neijiushipoxicun。
“suishuoshizaizanmenxiangxiazhao，danshiwangfurenyebuxiangkuidailezijierzi，teyifenfuwozhaogepiaoliangyouqizhide！
zheibu，wodiyigejiuxiangqinijiabaoerlaile！”
qiaqiao，qinbaoerjiushijiweinianchushengde，zheibuzhengshitianciliangyuanma！
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