doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《hongchenyaoniegaoshou》zaiguangdawangyouzhijianyongyouchaogaorenqi，xiazhanganninganxindegushishouhuobushaofensideguanzhu，zuozhe“susu”dewenbiburongxiaoqu，jianshuwei：“zuiguanjiandeshi，baijingxinzangbanmogongxuebuzu，daozhiwuzangliufuxueyabugou，yunxingbuchang，zheiyejiajuleqiguanshuaijiedesudu！”xiazhanganzizizhuji，rangzaichang……
回到家中。
xiazhangandeduzigugudijiaoleqilai，zhongrenzheicaixiangqi，wanfanhaimeichi。
linhuannalaisantongpaomian，“yijinghenwanle，xianduifuliangkouxiuxiba！”
“啥？”
xiazhanganyilianxianqi：“nimenpingshijiuchizheiwanyier？”
ninganxinyouxiekuse：“baomujintianxiujiale，suoyimeirenzuofan，zhinengxianchizheigele！mingtianwozaidainiquchidacan！”
“我不要。”
xiazhanganyaoleyaotou，zhuanshenlaidaochufang，dakaibingxiang。
xingkuininganxinsuiranbuhuizuofan，danbaomuquezaibingxiangsaimanleshicai，zugousangerenchile。
tafeichangxianshudikailuchaocai，henkuaiyizhenzhenxiangweijiucongchufangchuanchu。
“咕噜！”
ninganxinhelinhuanrenbuzhutunleyikoutuomo，kanxiangshoulipaoleyibandepaomian，dunshibuxiangle！
zheijiahuo，zenmehaihuizuofanni？
很快。
xiazhanganjiuduanzhesangecaiyigetang，congchufanglizouchulai，suiranzhishijianjiandandandejiachangcai，dansexiangweijuquan，rangrenhenyoushiyu。
“你们要不要吃！”
xiazhangangangkaikou，jiujiandaotamenyishensuzuodaolecanzhuoqian：“chi！dangranchile！”
sanrenfengjuancanyun，henkuaizhuoshangdecaijiuchilegeguangpan。
xiazhangantangzaiyizishangdaleyigebaoge，“linhuan，wozuofannixiwana！buzhunrangwolaopoxi，buranzouni！”
“……！”
linhuankanzhexiazhanganyouyiliandeqianbian，shenshenxileyikouqi：“moshengqimoshengqi！chirenzuiduan，bujiushixigewanma！”
tayilianbufendishoushicanju，quchufangxiwanle。
buguaitazheimoyang，pingshizheixiedoushibaomugande，ertakeshiningzongzuidelidezhushoumishu！
taduishangyedeshizaixing，danduijializhangduandejiawuhuoquebutaishulian。
buguokekebanban，yezongsuanxiwanle。
erwaimian，xiazhanganyijinghanranrushui。
xianzaitaiwan，linhuanyemeilikai，zhijieheninganxinyiqishuile。
次日，一大早。
ninganxinhelinhuanhaizaishuijue，xiazhangankandaowaimiantianqibucuo，jiuchumensanbuqule。
tajihucongbuxiashan，liaoliaojicixiashanyeshisuizheshifuxialaiwenzhende，yinciduiyuchengshihaishidaizhehaoqixinde。
xiazhanganyanzhelubianyiluxiaopao，dachengshijiushifanhua，shenghuojiezouyekuai，caizaoshangqidianjiedaoshangjiuyijingrenlairenwangle。
谁知！
jiuzaicishi，qianfangyiliangdahuocheturanheyiliangxiaojiaochexiangzhuang！
“我去！”
xiazhangantingdaoyishengjuxianghoukanleguoqu，zhijianxiaojiaochedechetoudoubeidahuochejizhuangbianle，sijidangchangsiwang。
erhouzuo，yigenvziyanyanyixi，manshenshixue，buzhisihuo。
“快点帮忙！”
lurenzifadibangmangjiuyuan，qibagedahanyitongchuli，baxiaojiaochejiejiulechulai。
yixierenyebodale120dianhua。
xiazhanganjuliyouxieyuan，yibianpaoguoqu，yibianzaiguanchaxianchangqingkuang。
tashiyisheng，shouxianguliangdejiushishangzhedeqingkuang。
danshangzhezaichenei，beicheshendangzhule，wufachakan，zhinengdengjiuyuanduilaile。
xingkuiwufenzhonghou，jiuhuchejiudaole。
wugeyihurenyuancongcheshangxialai，xingdongxunsudizhankaishijiu。
“快，抓住时间。”
qizhongyigeyishengjiqiebuyi，danguanchalexianchangdeyihurenyuanqueyaoleyaotou：“qinzhijieyisheng，zhipajiuwomendenengli，jiubulea！”
“什么？”
qinzhijiezhouzhemeizouguolai。
zixiyikan，dunshiyehedebuqing。
yinweicheneihoupaidenvzi，zhenggerendoubeikazaichezili，wanquanwufadongdan。
“wenwenxiaofang，shenmeshihoudao！”
qinzhijieshenshoujinqutanleyixiashangzhedeqixi，yijinghenweiruole，shijianbunengzaituo：“buxingle，dengbujile！”
“woyouqiegegongju，buranbachedingqiekai，barenjiuchulaiba！”
youyigelurenhanzihanleyisheng，qinzhijieliketongyi：“kuaidiannalai！”
zhongrenqixinxieli，zhongyubashangzhecongchelijiulechulai。
“快，上担架！”
qinzhijielianmangzhihuileqilai，danshangzheshangshihenzhong，hunshendoushixue。
“先带上呼吸机！”
qinzhijieshuliandikaishianpai，dengyihurenyuanjishangzhedaihaohuxiqihejieshouqihou，jiudaishangwujunshoutaokaishiweishangzhechulishangkou。
“糟了！”
qinzhijiemeitoujinzhou：“shangzhedexinlvhendi，gujichengbuleduojiule……”
huayinweiluo，shangzhejiuyijingchuxianlexinlvtingzhidezhengzhuang。
“kuai，jinxingrengonghuxihexinfeifusu！”
kesuizheshijiantuiyi，jijiudeshouduanquemeiyouqidaobandianxiaoguo。
erjianceshangzhexinlvdeyiqi，chedimeiyoufanyingle！
“shangzhesiwang，tongzhijiashuba！”
qinzhijieyaoleyaotou，quxiajianceqi，yongbaibubashangzheliandaitoubuyitonggaihao。
围观者们无比可惜。
“tianna，kanshangquhaineimenianqing，jiuzheimemeile！”
“lianqinzhijieyishengdoushuosile，neijiuzhendesile！”
“meicuo，qinyishengkeshidiyirenminyiyuanwaikebudezhuren，yishuhenhaode！”
“……”
tingzhezhongrendeyilunsheng，xiazhanganquejinzhouzhemeitou。
zheidiyirenminyiyuandeyisheng，douneimexihuancaojianrenmingdema？
zuowandebaijingjiushizaidiyirenminyiyuanzhiliaode，yaobushita，baijingyehuibeixuanpansixing！
而现在！
shangzhexiuke，xinlvtingtiao，yezhijiexuanbusiwangle？
mianduizheizhongyisheng，xiazhanganyouxieshengqi：“zheiweiyisheng，renhaimeisi，nijiuzhijiefangqile？”
“什么？”
qinzhijietingjianyourenzhiyizijidepanduan，dunshinaonudihuitou！
jieguoyikan，budelele！
shuohuazhiren，juranxiankailebaibu，bashouanzai‘sizhe’xiongkoudeweizhiyonglianya！
“nisheiya？buzhidaoshenmejiaozuozunzhongsizhema！”
qinzhijiekandaozheirenxianshizhiyiziji，xianzaiyouduishitibujing，dunshihuodale。
“我在救人！”
xiazhanganlianmeiyandoubutaiyixia，shouyixiayixiayonglianya，tongshiyigukanbujiandeyinzhenzhiqishunzhezhangxin，huanhuanliurushangzhedexinmai！
“你在胡说什么！”
qinzhijieshuangmuxinghong：“sizheyijinghencanle，nijuranhaibuzunzhongta！ganjinjiwogun！”
taduizijidepanduanhenzixin，xingyiwenyaosanshinian，tabuzhiyulianrensimeisidoubuzhidao！
所以！
zaitayanzhong，zheirenjiushizaiwurushiti！
“闭嘴！”
xiazhangantaimoudingletayiyan，poyoubunuerweideqishi，qinzhijiedunshiyezhule。
danhenkuaitajiuhuiguoshenlai。
该死的！
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