lingyixiaoshuo《huadouaoshikuanglong》，caiyongjincoudexushifengge，jiangshulezhujiaoyewudaoxuyuanyuanjinglideyixilieliqishijian。zuozhechengfengshangyuebenzunyunyongkongbuhexuanyiyuansu，jiangduzhedairuleyigeguiyierlingrenmaogusongrandeshijie。zheibenshujueduishixiyinlingyixiaoshuoaihaozhedejiazuo。“lishubunengwang！”laoyezijiqizhizhe。zaisuyuelixiaoxinyiyidechanfuxia，sulaoyezilikaibingchuang，putongyisheng……
suoweichourenxiangjian，fenwaiyanhong！
chenfanjiandaoyewudaohou，shenqingyixiazizhengningdaojizhi；“chouxiaozi，ganhuaiwodeshi，dawoderen，nisidingle！doujiwoshang，xianjiwobaxujiazale，zaibazheixiaozijiwofeile！”
“shi，shaoye！”hunhunmenjixudaza，haobuliuqing。
wangyukandaozijibiaoxianjihuilaile，likezhanchulai；“zhushou！”
“nitemeyoushishei？”chenfanyilianbushuang。
“woshijianyujituandewangyu！”wangyudandanshuo；“jiwoyigemianzi！”
砰！
chenfanyiquanhenhendazaiwangyulianshang，bawangyudadaozaidishang。
“jinimianzi，nitemesuanlaoji？”
“a！”wangyutengdeyongshouwuzhuyanjing。
“wangyu，nimeishiba？”xumudanyouwen。
“ayi，womeishi，zheibanghunhunbujiangli！”wangyuhenhendao。
“jiejie，womenduozaiyegegehoumian！”xumengmengliangjiemeiduozaiyewudaoshenhou。
“meishi，youwozai！”yewudaoweixiaozheanfuliangjiemei，muguangbinglengdekanxiangchenfan，shuo；“kanlaizuotianjinimendejiaoxunhaibugou！”
“chouxiaozi，biexiaozhang，yihuierbieguidiqiulaozi！”chenfanhuishou；“nongsita！”
“上！”
hunhunmennazhegunbang，yiyongershang。
yewudaojianzhuang，suiyihuishou！
啪！
啪！
qibaminghunhunyachihunhezhexianxue，fenfenlianchaodishuaidaozaidishang。
“zhei……yetailihaileba？”xufujingdiaolexiaba。
“lihaiyouyoushenmeyong，tayigerennengdaguozheimeduorenma？”xumulengxiao。
“yibangfeiwu，doumeichifanma？”chenfannuhou。
“少爷，我来！”
chenfandeshenhou，yigeguangtouwenshennanzhanchulai，xianranshigelianjiazi，nuheyisheng，yiquandaxiangyewudao。
zheiyiquanshidalichen，ruguodazainaodaishang，putongrenjueduihuibeihuohuodachengnaozhendang。
“chouxiaozi，qusiba！”
yewudaobuxie，danshouzhuazhuzheimingguangtouwenshennandequantou，wuzhiqingqingyongli，neikongbudeliliangtouguojingmaizhijiezhensuileguangtounanyitiaogebo。
“a！”guangtounanfachucanjiao，henhendaozaidishang。
“lianguangtoudoubushitaduishou，zenmehuizheiyang…”chenfanyouxiehuangluanle，xiayishidechaohoutuiqu。
yewudaoziranbuhuifangguota。
“wozuotianjiguonimenjiaoxunle，jirannimenbuzhangjixing，zheicijiubieguaiwole！”
shuozhe，yewudaohuanhuanzouxiangchenfan。
chenfanhedechaoqiangbianhoutui，faxianzijituiwuketuihou，hunshenbuduanfadou，shuangtuidazhebaizi；“ni，nibieguolai，wo，wobakeshiyelangbangdebangzhu，huixiashuqianren，ni，nishangwodehuajueduichibuledouzizoude！”
砰！
yewudaoyijiaozhijiechuaizaichenfanshenshang，kongbudeliliangzhijiebachenfanshenhoudeqiangzhentale。
“gulu！”suoyourenzuibazhangda，jingbaoyanqiu！
天呐！
好恐怖的力量！
“sha，sharenle！”xumujianjiao，zhijiehedeshuangtuifaruan。
“yegege，tabuhuisiba？”xumengmengyouxiejinzhangwen。
yewudaoshuangshouchadou，dandanshuo；“zheizhonglouyihaibupeisizaiwoshouli，wozhishifeiletadeshenti，congciyihou，tazhinengyibeizitangzaibingchuangshangle！”
xumengmengsongkouqi，xinghaomeisharen，buranshiqingjiudatiaole！
yewudaokanzhedaodidehunhun，lengxiaodao；“haibugun？”
“快，快跑！”
“zheijiahuojianzhijiushigemogui！”
“太恐怖了！”
hunhunmenwuzheshenti，qiangrenzhetengtong，yiqueyiguaidetaocuan，guangtounanhaibuwangchanfuzhehunsiguoqudechenfan。
kanzhehunhunmentaopaole，xumengmengjidongdehuidongxiaoquantou；“ye，yingla，yegegezuibangla！”
xuyuanyuanyeshifenjidong，yewudaodeshenshoutainitianle！
xufuxinggebenjiuwenhe，yizhixiangzheliangnver，bingmeiyoukanbuqiyewudao，rujinyoujianshileyewudaozheinitianshenshoushi，gengjiazhenjing。
“yuanyuan，nizheigenanpengyouzhaodehaoya，youtazaidehua，babajiufangxinle！”xufushifenkaixin。
“heng，buguohuidiangongfueryi，suanshenmebenshi？”wangyuganjuejintianyanmianjinshi，lengbudingchaofengdao。
“gongfu？”yewudaolengxiao；“wozheibushigongfu，keshisharenji！”
杀人技！
wangyushentimengranyizhen，hunshenmaokongquanbuzhankai，fangfoganshoudaolesiwangdeqixi。
“shushu，ayi，woshentituranyouxiebushufu，jiuxiangaocile！”wangyuzhaogejiekoulianmanglikai。
“neigewangyu，niheyuanyuandeshi，ayishizhichide！”xumuhaiyouxieshebudewangyu，zheikeshijinguixu。
wangyutouyemeihuijiupaole。
xumengmengjiandaozheimu，renbuzhuwuzhuduzichaoxiaodao；“haha，yikanjiushigedanxiaogui，xiangzheiyangderenzenmenengbaohujiejie？”
“mengmengshuodedui！”xufuzancheng。
“wojiuzhidaotaxing！”xuyuanyuanjifeng。
“heng，guanghuidajiayoushenmeyong？”xumulengheng，muguangkanxiangxuyuanyuan；“yihouzaiganbananrendaidaojiali，jiubierenwozheigema！”
“妈！”
jiuzaizheishi，menwaituranchuanlaiyidaotianmeideshengyin；“yuanyuanzaijiama？”
jirenniutou，fenfenkanleguoqu。
zhijianmenwaizhanzheyigechuanzheheiseleisilianyiqundejipinmeinv，qizhigaogui，shencaigaotiao，heifasanrupu，wuguanjingzhi，miansitaohua。
“月璃姐！”
“yuelijiejie，nizenmelaile？”xujiajiemeiliangpaoleguoqu。
“shisujiadedaxiaojie，suyueli！”xufulianmangyingqu。
“aiya，nazhenfengbayuelichuilaile，kuaijinlaizuo！”xumuxiaodao。
sujiazaijiangnanshidiweihengao，suiranxianzaimeiluole，danshousideluotuobimada，yuanbushixujiazheizhongsanliujiazukebide。
“shushu，ayihao！”suyueliweixiaodiantou，muguangganghaoduishizheyewudao，qiaolianjingyadao；“shiyexiansheng，niyezaizheier！”
“suxiaojie！”yewudaoluchuxiaorong。
“taihaole，meixiangdaonizai，wolaixujiajiushixiangdatingnidexialuo！”suyuelikaixinshuo。
“wobeixujiahongchuqule，mashangjiuyaowujiakeguile！”yewudaoshuangshouyitan，diaokandao。
suyuelilianseyibian，chenshengshuo；“wosujiahuanyingni，nishiwosujiazuizhongyaodekeren，yongyuandoushi！”
zheifanhualuoxia，xumuxintoufangfobeitiechuiqiaojiyiban！
“yexiansheng，woyeyejintianqishidashou，xiangyaoqingnifuyan，ninyoukongme？”suyueliluchutianmeidexiaorong。
“当然有！”
“wodechejiuzaiwaimian，womenzouba！”suyueliyuyewudaobingjianqianxing，liuxiamianmianxiangqudezhongren。
“wuwu，yegegezoule！”xumengmengweiqudeduzui。
“yuanyuan，nizheinanpengyoudaodishishenmeren？lianweigaoquanzhongdesulaoyezi，zhuanmenpaisudaxiaojieyaoqingtaqufuyan？”xufuzhenjingwen。
xuyuanyuankuxiao；“takebushiyibanren，sujialaoyezibingzhong，jiushiyewudaojizhihaodede！”
什么？
xufuzhenjingdaojizhi，sujiarujinzhisuoyipaizaierliujiazu，jiushiyinweisulaoyezihunmilesanniandaozhide。
keruguosulaoyeziyidansuxing，neisujiashibizhonghuijiangnandiyijiazudebaozuo！
“wojiuzhidaozheiyewudaobujiandan，meixiangdaojingranrucijingren，lianbanzhijiaotaruguancaidesulaoyezidounengzaitashouzhonghuoguolai！”xufuzhenhan。
yipangdexumuzhejile，lianmangcuicu；“yuanyuan，nigankuaiquzhuiya！bunengrangtajiuzheimezoule！”
“hehe，ma，renbeiniganrenzoudeme？”xuyuanyuanchaofeng。
“a，zhei。。”xumuzhijietanzuozaidishang。
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