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“xiao、xiaoyou？”baoanlingduilijiyishidaolemuqianshitaideyanzhongxing，ganmanghuangeliansexiangzhangzilingyuchenghuangpeizui，“liangweixiansheng，shiwomenyanzhuole，qingjianliang！”

qitazaiyipangdebaoanyeshixuezhebaoanlingdui，fenfenxiangliangrenjugong，qiqiuyuanliang。

zheishineitangzaidishangdebaoanxingleguolai，kandaomianqiandebaoanlingdui，likekusudao：“shushua！nikeyaobangwobaochou，zhemositamen，tamen、tamenjinggandawo！”

zhutoubaoanbaozhebaoanlingduidekujiaobufang，suihouyouhenhendidingzhechenghuang，“nisidingle！woshushubuhuifangguonide，hahaha！”

xianchangyipianchenji，yuanchugengyouyixiefuhaokanbuxiaqu，zhuanguoleshen。

zhutoubaoanhuranchajuedaolexianchangqifenbuduijing，kanlekanzhouwei，mengdikandaoledalaoban，heleyidatiao。

“大、大老板！”

“hunzhangdongxi！”baoanlingduiyibazhangchouzailezhutoubaoandelianshang。

zhutoubaoanbeizheiyibazhangchoumengle，lenglengdikanzhebaoanlingdui，kudao：“shu、shushu，nidawo？”

“nihaibukuaijiliangweixianshengpeizui！”baoanlingduijiuzhezhutoubaoanlaidaozhangzilinghechenghuangmianqian，jiangzhutoubaoanyingshianzailedishang，guizailiangrenmianqian。

“xiansheng？tamen？”zhutoubaoanhaimeiyoufanyingguolai，“shushunifengleba？tamenlianggeqiongguia！”

“hunzhang！”baoanlingduiqideshuobuchuhualai，yangqideshoubuduanzhandouzhe。

“goule！”dalaobanyishenglenghe，zhizhulezheichangnaoju，“batadaixiaqu，wobuxiangzaijiandaota。”

dalaobanhuadeyisiyijinghenmingxianle，nenggouzuodaozheizhongdiweideren，zongshiyouxieshouwan。

baoanlingduiyitingdaodalaobandehua，shunjianbianhehuaile，takejiuzheiyigezhizi，haixiangyaoqiuqing。

“yaomeni，yaometa，erxuanyi！”dalaobanlenglengdehuayu，yijingrangbaoanlingduiyishidao，zheigezhizipashibaobuzhule。

xiangdaozheili，baoanlingduimomodituilexiaqu，liuxiazheizhutoubaoanyirenguizaiyuandi。

zheizhutoubaoanxianranyeshiyishidaolemuqiandezhuangkuang，likeketouqiurao。

“dalaoban，raominga！wocuole！”zhutoubaoanguizhepadaodalaobanmianqian，xiangyaoqiuqing，buguoquebeilianggeshangqianlaidebaoanjilanzhule，burangtakaojin。

jiandalaobanzheilimeiyoubanfa，zhutoubaoanyouxiangqileliangren，lianmangpadaochenghuanghezhangzilingmianqianbuduanketou。

“xianshengraominga！wocuole，ninjiudangwoshiyigepi，bawojifangleba！raominga！”zhutoubaoanbuduandichouzhezijidezuiba。

ercishichenghuanghaimeiyoucongxianchangjubiandejushizhongzouchulai，lenglengdiwangxiangzhangziling。

zhangzilingsonglesongjian，shuodao：“wodaoshiwusuowei，zhuyaokanni。”

“kanwo？”chenghuangzhizhezijiwendao，haimeiyougaoqingchujiujingfashengleshenme，jushibianhuataikuai。

“tademing，nilaijueding。”zhangzilingzhizheguizaimianqiandezhutoubaoanshuodao。

“wo？”chenghuangkanlekanmianqiandezhutoubaoan，xinzhongyouyixieburen，bijingchenghuangzhishiyigeputongren，zheibaoansuirankehen，danshizijiyijingzouletayidunchuqile，haimeiyoudaoyaotamingdedibu。

xiangdaozheili，chenghuangyaoleyaotou，“haishisuanle，shaoshaojidianchengfajiuxingle，raotayimingba。”

tingdaozheijuhua，zhutoubaoankedegengjiayongli，leishuizhiliu，“xiexiexiansheng！xiexiexiansheng！”

baoanduizhanggengshiduichenghuanghezhangzilingyuejiaganjiqilai。

zhangzilingyaotouxiaolexiao，buguozheibijingshichenghuangdejueding，zhangzilingyezunzhongta，bingmeiyoufanbochenghuangdejueding。

dalaobankandaozhangzilingdemuguang，weiweidiandiantou，“neijiulaxiaquba，daduanyitiaotui，buyaorangtazaizheigechengshichuxianle。”

tingdaozheili，baoanlingduibuyousongleyikouqi，suirantuimeile，danzongsuanshimingbaozhule。

“mingbaile。”baoanlingduizoulechulai，shiyilianggebaoanchulaidaizouzheigezhutoubaoan。

“慢。”

zhangzilingturantuchuyigezi，yourangbaoanlingduihezhutoubaoanxinzhongyijing。

“xian、xiansheng？”baoanlingduikanxiangzhangziling，haipataturangaibianzhuyi，bijingbaoanlingduihaishiyoudianyanli，zhidaozhenzhengzuojuedingdeshiyanqiandezheigenianqingren。

zhangzilingmanmandizoudaozhutoubaoanmianqian，shuodao：“nachulai。”

suoyourendoubeizhangzilingdezheiyijudonggaodeyitouwushui，jiulianzhutoubaoanyemeiyoufanyingguolai。

baoanlingduihenkuaibianshifanyingguolai，yebuguanzhangzilingyaodeshishenme，mengditileyijiaozhutoubaoan，houdao：“kuainachulaia。”

“nachushenmea？”zhutoubaoandoukuaijikule，tabuzhidaozijishenshangyoushenmedongxinenggourangyanqiandarenwukandeshangyande，buguoxianzainabuchulai，zijidexiaomingyoujiule，qingjizhixia，zhutoubaoanjingranheniaolekuzi。

“ai，”zhangzilingkanzhezheizhongchengzhutoudebaoankulechulai，buyoutanleyikouqi，suihoushuodao：“qian！”

“qian？”zhutoubaoanlengleyixia，suihouxiangdaoleshenme，lianmangcongdoulitaochuzhiqianshoudeyiqiankuaiqian。

zhangzilingcongzhutoubaoanshouzhongchouhuineiyiqiankuaiqianfangdaochenghuangdeshouzhong，suihoubailebaishou，“batadaixiaquba。”

“xiaoyou，libianqingba，yourenxiangjianni。”dalaobanqiguaidikanleyiyanzhangziling，xinzhongyeanziqiguai，xiangweishenmeneiweihuijiaozijilaiqingtajinqu，buguodalaobandaomeiyoukaikouxunwen，ershizaiciyaoqingzhangzilingrunei。

yuanchudefuhaomensansanliangliangdeyilun，buduancaicezhangzilingjiujingshihefangshensheng。

“weiziling，nishizenmerenshidalaobande？”zaijiaoyiquyihaohuabaojianmenkou，chenghuangqiaoqiaodiwenzhangziling。

“woburenshi。”zhangzilinghuidao。

“niburenshi？neidalaobanzenmehuibangni，haiduinizheimeyouhao？”chenghuangyihuo。

“gujishiyourenrenshiwo，womenxianjinqukankanba。”zhangzilingxiaolexiao，bianshizoulejinqu。

“zheixiaozi，kendingyoushenmemanzhewo！”chenghuangkanzhezhangzilingdebeiyingziyanziyudao，ganjuezheiyiqiedouzaizuomengyiban，yiqianjiandoujianbudaodedarenwu，xianzaijingranduizijibigongbijingde，ergaibianzheiyiqiededoushiqianmiandeneigenianqingren。

chenghuangturanfaxianyanqianderenyouxiemoshengle。

“ziling，zheibanianjiannijiujingjinglileshenme？”chenghuangnannandao，genzhezoulejinqu。

liangrengenzhedalaobanjinrubaojian，jiujianyigelaodaoshizhanzailimian。

zheilaodaoshizhengshizhangzilingzaihubianyudaodeneigeweisuolaodao，buguoweiyidechabiejiushizhanzaizheilidelaodaomeilehubianxiangyushineiguweisuodeqizhi，fanerpoyougaorenfengfan。

“daozhang。”dalaobanyijianzheilaodaoshibianshigongjingdidazhaohu。

laodaoshidandandidianlediantou，suihouxiaozheduizhangzilingshuodao：“womenyoujianmianle。”

dalaobanyijianzheilaodaoshijiuxiangheyigelaopengyoushuohuabanyuyanqiandenianqingrenshuohua，xinzhongbuyouyijing。

dalaobankeshizhidaolaodaoshizaizhenggehuaxiadoushiyouyidingdiweideren，zaijingdoudouyourenqiuzhejianzheiminglaodao，eryanqiandezheiweinianqingrenjingrannenggouranglaodaoshiyongrucitaiduduidai！

dalaobanxinzhongbuyoujiangzhangzilingdediweizaicibagao，yuejiajuedingyaojiaohaota。

bijingrendaolezheizhongdibu，qianyijingbuzaishiweiyidezhuiqiule，fuhaotamendaduoshudouzhuiqiujiankangyuxiangshou。

“youjianmianle，”zhangzilingxiaomimidikanzheweisuolaodaoshuodao，“shifu。”

yitingzheijuhua，zaichangsuoyourendoudachiyijing，neilaodaoshigengshijingdegankeqilai。

“meixiangdaozheinianqingrenjingranshidaozhangdetudi！zheikeshidaxinwena，yidingdejiaohaota！”dalaobankanxiangzhangzilingdeyanguangyuejiaheaiqilai，“wodenveryeman18le，shigaitangenanpengyoule！”

“zilingzheibanianshichuqubaishixueyile？kandalaobandetaidu，gujizheilaodaoshihenlihai！”chenghuangqiaoqiaodaliangzhezheilaodaoshi，“buguotadelianzenmezheimehong？”

“jianzhishizheshalaodaole，yongyourucimingshuderenjingranjiaolaodaoshifu！”laodaoshixinzhongxiangzhe，zhengxiangyaojieshi，buguozheishizhangzilingqueshichuanyinduilaodaoshishuodao：“laodaoshi，nizanqiejiuyongzheigeshenfenbangwoyanshi，wobuxiangtaiguozhaoyao！”

laodaoshiyitingdaozhangzilingdechuanyin，xinzhonggengshijingdewuyifujia，nenggouchuanyinrumideren，zaidiqiushangdoubuchaochuwuzhizhishu！eryanqiandezheiweijingranzheimenianqing！

不能得罪！

xiangdaozheixie，laodaoshidaozuibiandehuayeyanlexiaqu，zhihaoganxiaodao：“haotuer，nilaizheiliganshenme，shixiangweishilema？”

“shifuzheishinalihua，qianxierizishifubushiqudeleyizhubinglingcaome，bingqiehaiyongzheizhucaolianchenglezhuyandan，fenfutuerjinrilaizheilipaimaime？”