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conglinjiatouliuchulaidelinzhe，hengzhexiaoquer，manbuzairongshanlaolin。
“yebuzhilaotouzijintiannagenjinbudui，jingranbarendouchele，ganjuegenguyifangwochulaiyiyang!yinmou!jueduiyouyinmou!”
linzhecongdoulitaochuyizhangyouxiefanhuangdezhaopian。
zhaopianshang，yigezhazheyangjiaobiandexiaonvhaizhengtiantiandexiaozhe。
zheishitacixingde“mudedi”。
linjiabainianqianmingzhenhuaxia，housuiyinshi，yijiuzaihuaxiaguwujiepoyouweiwang，yuyanjingsongjia、mobeitangjiabingchenghuaxiasandayinshiguwujiazu。
shijianxiangyulin、song、tangsandayinshijiazulianyindehaomenbujiqishu，linzhegengshizaisansuishi，jiuyufuqinzhiyou，rongchengshoufuyeqingshandeqianjindingxialewawaqin。
linzhezheicihaoburongyiconglinjia“taochulai”，yishiyebuzhidaogaiquna，bianjuedingqurongchengqiaoqiaoneisuweimoumiande“weihunqi”。
rongshanrenjihanzhi，shenshanlaolubuhaozou，raoshiyilinzhedeshenfayefeileshuxiaoshidegongfucaicongrongshanzhongchulai。
“zeze，zoudetaiji，lianyasuiqiandoumeilaidejina……shenwufenwen，gaibuhuiyaozoudaorongshanzhenquwenluba?”shuolaicankui，linzhehaizhenbuzhidaozenmequjibaigongliwaiderongcheng。
“砰——”
yishengqiangxiangcongshanxiachuanlai。
linzheyileng：“rongshanbushizaojiujinzhidalielema?zenmehuiyouqiangsheng?”
zhijiantajiakuaibufa，shizhanshenfa“xishuiyoulong”，shenxingyishan，xiayikeyichuxianzaishimizhiwai，chaozhechuanlaiqiangshengdegongluchongqu。
xinjiandeshandaogonglushang，yilianghongsebaoshijie718beisiliangheisedeaodia8ltuantuanweizhu。
paochepang，yigefengyunyoucundezhongniannvrenchiqiangjiangyimingwuguanjingzhi，liuzhepijianduanfa，shencaigaotiaozuyouyimiqideshaonvhuzaishenhou。
shaonvchuanzhebaiseleibianchenshan，daoxidexiaolanqun，jiangtaneidazhangtuizhanluwuyi，wanmeideshencaigewaideyourenyanqiu!
aodichepang，shijigeshenchuanheisexifu，daizheheikuangmojingdechengniannanren，jiangliangnvduzailepaochepang。
zhongniannvrenchiqiangzhizhetamen，jinggaodao：“bieguolai!nimenzaishangqianyibuwojiukaiqiangle!”
weishoudeheixifuguangtounanrenjiangmojingqulexialai，dandandekanxiangyanqiandenvjing，lengxiaodao：“zhaoyu，woquannizuihaobiezheimezuo!kaiqiangdehouguonichengdanbuqi，zhaojiayechengdanbuqi。womenmeibiedeyisi，qingyexiaojieyuwomenzouyitangjike。”
“xiangdoubiexiang!”zhaoyuxinzhongkemeitabiaomianshangneibanzhenjing，duifangzhidaotadeshenfenhaigandongshouqiangren，xianranshiyoubeierlai!
他们是谁?
yanjingdechenjia，haishimobeidetangjia?
tamendemubiaoshiqianqian，nandaoshi……
zhaoyuyinyinyouxiecaidaozheixierenshishei，deque，tadezuibuqi，tashenhoudezhaojiayedezuibuqi。danjibianruci，tayebunengjiangzijidezhinv——“yeshicaituan”deqianjinyeqianqianjiaojitamen。
weishoudeheixifunanrenmeiyoulihuizhaoyu，muguangchuanguotakanxiangtashenhoudeshaonv：“yexiaojie，qingnipeihe，fouzejiubieguaiwomenyongqiangle!”
yeqianqianlengheng：“zuomeng!xiangzhuawozou，xianwenguowozhaoyishouzhongdeqiang!”
yitingzheihua，qianmiandezhaoyudunshixindouliangle，xindaowokeaidezhinva，zheiqiangjiuliufazidan，gangcaimingqiangshijingkaileyiqiang，xianzaihaiyou5fa，danbierenyou16gerena!jiusuanwoshenhuqishenyiqiangdaliangge，yehaisheng6ge!
“jiranyexiaojiebuyuanyipeihe……neijiubieguaiwomenle，shang!daiyexiaojiezou!”weishoudeheixiguangtounanrenyihuishou，sigeheixifunanbuguzhaoyudeweixie，shangqianzhunbeizhifuyeqianqian。
“砰!”
“sheigan!”zhaoyumiaozhunqizhongyirenkouxiabanji，zidantiezhetanaodaifeilechuqu。danneirenbujinmeiyoutingxiajiaobu，fanerjixubijin。
“ke——ke——neisha……daraoyixia，woxiangwengelu!”
zheishi，yigediaoerlangdangdeshengyincongpaochecheweichuchuanlai。
zhongrenyijing，cetouyiqiao，zhijianyimingchuanzhebaitxu，heisexiuxianku，gaogaoshoushou，xiaomaisejifudecuntoushaonian，buzhiheshizhanzainei，xiaohehedekanzhetamen，daizhongrenkanxiangtashi，tahaihenlimaodehuishoudazhaohu。
“qingwenyixia，rongchengzenmezoua?”linzheliezui，yangguangshuaiqidexiaowen。
yiqunheixifujingedekanxiangta，zheirenshenmeshihoulaide?
heixifushouguozhuanyedexunlian，gaoxinbeipinqingdanrensirenbaobiaotuan，gegeshilifeifan，suibuzhiyuyanguansimianertingbafang，danxunchangrenjinshenwuliumijiuhuibeitamenchajue，gengbieshuozoudaoshenbiandoumeibeifaxiandeqingkuangle!
“gun!”julilinzhezuijindeheixifunanrendengletayiyan，zhizhelinzhelenghedao：“jini30miaoxiaoshi!buran——aaaaa!”
zheirenshougangtaiqilaizhixianglinzhe，jiubeilinzhetaishouzhuaizhu，yikou，yila，jiangtazhifu。
linzheheiheixiaodao：“wobutaixihuanbierenzhiwo，duile，rongchengzenmezou?”
beilinzhezhifudeheixifuxiangyaofanshouqinnalinzhe，qiliaotagangyoudongzuo，beilinzhekouzhudeshouwanjiuchuanlaiguliedeshengyin。
“biedonge，tuojiulewokebufuze……”linzheheiheixiaodao。
qiliaohuayinyiluo，jiuting“ka”deyisheng，heixifunanrenyishengaihao，tuojiule……erqiehaishishouwanheshoubeiyitongtuojiu!
neiheixifunanrenweiqudedoukuaikuchulaile，xinlibuduanmadao，nierdayedeniangqin!nibushishuobiedongma，laozitemedemeidongniyebawozhengtuojiule!
linzhehenwuguhenkuijiudexiangheixifunanrendaoqian：“baoqianbaoqian……nimenrenduo，woyoudianjinzhang!”
“zhuazhuta!”weishoudeheixifuguangtounandunshimingbailinzheshilaidaoluande，bujiejuetahennanduiyejiaxiaojiexiashou。
huayinyiluo，limajiuyousanmingjulilinzhezuijindeheixifuxiangtachongqu。
林蛰动了。
yiquanhongxiangzuijindeneirenxiongkou，ceshenduoguolingyirendeqinna，yijikuaidesuduzaisanrenzhijianchuansuo，sanquanliangjiaozhayanjiujiangsanrenfangdao。
全程不到10秒!
yeqianqianhezhaoyujingle，yiqunheixifuzejingdaile!
zheitemenamaochulaidebiantaia?
linzhezuijiaomoqiyidaohaokandehudu，shuangshouzhenzhetouweixiaozhecongdishangaihaodenanrenshenshangkuaguoqu，raoguozhaoyu，zoudaoyeqianqiangenqian，luchushuaiqiyangguangdemiaoshaxiaorong，wen：“meinv，sanweiduoshao?”
zailinzheshazibandechuchang，yingxiongbandefangdaosanmingbangfei，daizheyangguangbandexiaorongzouxiangtadeshihou，yeqianqianxintiaodoumanleyipai，lianshangmomingdeyouxiefare，tingdaolinzhedewenti，jihuxiayishidebaochuyichuanshuzi。
“ha?”yihuidawan，yeqianqianmengle。
zheinaohuiluzhuandeyoudiangenbushanga!
yeqianqianmianhongerchidedenglelinzheyiyan：“xialiu!”
linzhexiangqineizhangfahuangdezhaopian，zhuanguoshenxiaohehedeziyanziyu：“meixiangdaocaijinian，jiuzhangneimedale!”
一语双关!
danyeqianqianmeitingmingbai，youzhenghaolinzhegangwenwansanwei，dunshiqideliandouhongle，damadao：“liumang!”
linzhemiandaixiaorongdekanxiangheixifuguangtounan：“zhidaorongchengzenmezouma?”
neiguangtounanxindaozheixiaozishigeshenjingbingba，paochulaiyingxiongjiumeijiudaoyibanpaoquwenbierensanwei，ranhouyouzhuizhewenrongchengzenmezou，zheirongshanshanggaibuhuiyougejingshenbingyuanba?
“nixiaozizhidaowomenshishei……”guangtounanbenxiangweixieliangju，qiliaolinzhejiaoxiayita，yigejianbuchaotachonglai。
tayanqianyihua，linzheyijingzhanzaitagenqian!
“啪——”
linzheyibazhangshanzaiguangtounanlianshang：“zhidaorongchengzenmezouma?”
“你他妈……”
“啪——”
“zhidaorongchengzenmezouma?”
“我干你……”
“啪——”
“zhidaorongchengzenmezouma?”
“我——”
“啪——”
yilianshijibazhang，neiguangtounanyuanbenyoujifenxionghandeguozilianbeishandezhongdegenzhulianside，doujinxuele，guozilianyebianchengletuoyuan!
“nidaodishuobushuo!shuobushuo!shuobushuo!weishenme，wen，ni，jiu，shi，bu，shuo，hua，ni!”linzheshuoyigezi，dayibazhang，shuoyigezi，dayibazhang，neixiexianglaijiuguangtounandeheixifujieshibeitayiquanyijiaoliaodao。
neiguangtounandoukuaibeidakule，xinliweiqudexiang，wotmdaoshixiangshuo，dannidaoshijiwogejihuia!
“ting!”guangtounandahanyisheng，xuezihunzhetuomochadianpenlelinzheyilian：“zhushou!wozhidao……wang，wangnanzou40gonglishangrongchenggaosu，100gonglihoudiyigechukouxiagaosuzaishangraochenggaosu，zaizoujishigonglijiudaole……”
linzhehenxinweidepailepaiguangtounandejian：“baoqian，rangnizaishouxiamianqianzheimediulian!zaodianshuobujiumeishilema?tongbutong，wozheiyouzuchuandediedayao，zhimai998……wei，dengdeng，biezoua，nimenkeyixianshiyong，youxiaoguozaijiqiana!woqu!paozheimekuai!”
zheiqunheixifuqiaojianlinzhebuzhicongnataochuyipingdiedayaochaotamentuixiaoqilai，ganjinsansanliangliangdefuzheshangche!
youzheiyaoniezai，renshibiexiangbangzoule，haishiganjinpaoluba!
“zheijiuzoula……xianzaidebangfeidouzheimebukaopulema，rendoumeibangdaojiupaolule!”linzhetucaoyiju，zhuanguotoukanxiangshenhoumudengkoudaideyidayixiaoliangnv，heiheixiaodao：“liangwei，huashuonengrangwodageshunfengchequrongshanzhenbu?wozheirenxinshan，jiumingzhienyishenxiangxujiubuyongle，suibianjigejishiwanjiuxing……”
suiranhenxiangbaodayixiayanqianzheirendejiumingzhien，songtaqurongshanzhen，danliangnvgangadehuitoukanleyiyanliangzuodebaoshijie718……
linzhesihukanchuletaliangdeganga，hendafangdebaibaishou：“meishimeishi，ayinikaiche，wobaozheninverjijifujiajiukeyile，wobujieyide……”
神tm的阿姨!
我介意!
liangnvdunshishuangyandouyaopenchuhuole，yeqianqianxindaozheirenlianpizenmezheimehou，xianshichenzijibuzhuyiwensanwei，xianzaiyouyaobaozhezijijifujia!
他当他是谁!
woneilianmiandoumeijianguodeweihunfuma?
呸!
jiushineisipangziyebuxing!
linzheyilianweiqu：“ai……shifengrixia，renxinbugua，nanguaixianzaihaorenyuelaiyueshao，haorenzuowanhaoshilianjuxiexiedoumeiyou，dageshunfengchedoubuken，yihousheihaiyuanyizuohaorena……”
zhaoyu，yeqianqian：“……”
yeqianqianzhilezhipaochezhujiahefujiahoumiandeweizhi：“nizuohoumian!”
“weiweiwei，meinv，niyoumeiyouanquanyishi，buzhidaopaochezuohoumianshiweiguidema?”linzheshuangshouzhenzhetoulanyangyangdeshuodao。
nihaizhidaopaochezuohoumianshiweiguidema?
nandaofujiashangbaogerenjiubuweiguile?
“ai……shifengrixia，renxinbugu……yebuzhidaoneixieheiyirenhaihuibuhuihuilai，yebuzhidaonimengaobugaodeding……”linzhelanyangyangdezhuanshen，chaozherongshanzhendefangxiangzouqu，gangzouliangbu，jiubeizhaoyujiaozhu。
“xiaoxiongdi，nidengdeng!”zhaoyutanlekouqi，kanxiangyeqianqiandishengshuo：“qianqian，zheilijulirongshanzhenwaidelutiantingchechangbuyuan，yejiujifenzhonglucheng。yaobunijiuweiquyixia，niliangjiyiji，woqulechejiurangtazuowodeche。”
“tashuodebucuo，wanyineixierenyouhuilaile，jiupingwomenhaizhendehennantuoshen……tiansezheimewanle，womenhaishimingtianzailaiba!”
yeqianqianlianshangyizhenhongyizhenbai，tahenxiangshuonizenmebuhetajiyiji，danyixiangzhaoyuhaodaishizijidezhangbei，gangcaiyoujiejinquanliweihuziji，haobanshangcaiyaozheyadao：“hao，ba。”
ranhou，zhuanguoshenchaolinzhelengshengdao：“weizhiyirenyiban，niganyouqitadongzuo，wojiubanirengxiaqu!”
linzhexiaodao：“nikan，wojiushuohaorenhaishiyouhaobaode!”
“zouba，qianqian。”zhaoyuxianshangleche。
linzhejingenzhezhijiefanshentiaoshangfujia，dadalieliedezhanqulesanfenzhierdeweizhi，yeqianqianqidexiangyibazhangpaisita，danrenlerenhaishiaizhelinzhezuoxia，jiangmenyila，zhenggerenkaozaimenshang，jinkenengdexiangyaoyuanlilinzhe。danfujiajiuneimediankuandeweizhi，suitazenmechaomenshangji，shentiyijiushitiezailinzheshenshangde。
zhaoyufadongqichechaorongshanzhenkaiqu，lushang，tarenbuzhuwenlinzhe：“xiaoxiongdi，nizhuzairongshanzhenma?”
“wozhurongshan。”linzhekaozaizuoyishang，mizheyan，wenzhemouzhongzirandexiangwei，shenqingqieyidehuida。
住榕山?
linzhehuayichu，zhaoyuheyeqianqianyilianzhenjingdekanxiangta!
nanguaitashenshouneimehao，nanguainenggouyikouqijiejueshiliugezhuanyebaobiao，yuanlaitajiushizheirongshanshangguwujiazudeyinshigaoren?
tajiushiwomenxiangqingde“gaoshou”?
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