zhengzailianzaizhongdexiandaiyanqingwen《hedazongcaicefanxiaomianaoshibai》，gushizhongdedaibiaorenwuyouxueyun、linruoxue，shiwangluozuozhemengyeerqinglisuodazaode，wenzhangwushanjianbanbenjianshu：zheijianzhishiguipianxianchangle！“a！”wenjiaodajiaoyisheng，mengdifushenbaoqinver。bobobeijinbaozhu，jinghuangdehuitoukanxiangchuanglian，xiaolianwuguanjinbabade……
wenfuneigelianzaibobodeaihaoshengzhong，zhennengyongjingcaifenchenglaixingrong！
wenjiaoyibianrenxiao，yibianfuzhenverdetoufa，roushenghongdao：“xiaodu。mamijiboboxiaodu，meishile。”
kanxiangwenfu，talengmoshuodao：“bobobuxihuanbierensuisuibianbianpengta。”
“woshibierenma！”wenfulianmianguobuqu，dengyandihou，“woshitawaigong！nishizenmejiaoyuhaizide？zhenshishangliangbuzhengxialiangwai！yaobushinidangnianluangao，buzhidaohuailenageyenanrendezhong，yebuhuishengxiazheimegemeijiaoyangde！”
wenjiaodangjilianseyichen，yaoyalengxiaodao：“shangliangbuzhengxialiangwai？zhaonindeyisi，neiwoyeshishouninde’zhunzhunjiaodao’！”
“你说什么！”
wenfutingmingbaiwenjiaodefengci，dengshihumudengyuan，baonubuyi。
jimuherujianshibuhao，jimangcongcongzouguolai，yibawanzhuwenfudegebo，“lianggong，haizihaixiao，nigentayibanjianshiganshenme？yihouwomenbangzhemanmanjiaojiushile。”
“bubile！”wenjiaolengchaochusheng，“wozijidenver，wozijihuijiao。erqiebobohenguai，henyoulimao。”
“ni！”wenlianggongyankanyoubeitiaoqihuoqi，heruganjinquanta，jitashiyanse：“lianggong，jiaojiaohaoburongyihuijiale，womenbiezhanzaizheilile。zaishuonibushiyouhuayaogenjiaojiaoshuoma？”
tingleherudehua，wenlianggongcaixiangqishenme，qiangrenzheyaxiahuoqi。
heruduiwenjiaoweixiaodao：“xianjinlaiba。”
wenjiaoduixiaosanshangweidejimuxianglaimeihaolian，cikegengrendingtawushixianyinqin，feijianjidao！
bobofennudecizhexiaobaiya，coudaochenyushenbian，hetayaoerduo：“nikanwojiushuozheilishi’guaishoulaochao’ba！tamenquanbudoushikeededaguaishou，jiuxiangzheqifumami！”
chenyukanxiaoguliangyifentianying，moquancazhang，henbunenglikejiuququandajiaoti“guaishou”deyangzi，tankouqiduitashuo：“nilaoshidian，biehunao。”
boboguqizuiba，bugaoxingle：“neiguaishouqifumamizenmeban？”
chenyukanleyanzouzaiqianmiandewenlianggongheheru，yandihuaguoyimolengyijingguang，“neijiujitamendianyanseqiaoqiao。”
“haoye！”bobodunshijidongpaishou，liangzhioubeibihuazhe：“jitamenyigedaranfangneimeduoneimedadeyanse！”houyouqiazhezijiyuangungundeyaoshen，xiangzhixiaozhandouji：“kantamenhaiganqifumami！”
沉鱼：……
一个大染坊什么鬼？
guoranbunengzhiwangzheichunyatou，daibudongdaibudong，haidekanta。
客厅里。
wenfubeiheruchuoleyixiahoujigu，qingkeleshengduiwenjiaoshuo：“jirannixianzaizuoleheluchengdemishu，jiujinkuaibangnimeimeiyinjianyixiata。nimeimeiyaoshidedaotadexihuan，gongsideweijibujiuyingrenerjiele？zheijiujiao……”
“我知道！”
daduanwenfudehua，boboturanxingfendejiaoqilai，“yirendedao，jiquanshengtian！”
shuowantawaizhexiaonaodaizaiwenjiaomianqianxianbao：“mami，woshuodeduibuduiya？”
wenjiaopieleyanmianrucaisedewenfu，qiangrenzhexiaoyi，molemonveryuanhuhudexiaoliandankuata，“bobozhencongming！”
boboxixixiao，tianyanmiyudeshuo：“bobocongmingxiangmami！”
wenjiaonielenienverdeyangjiaobian，hongta：“bobo，nixiangenchenyuquwanyihuier，dengxiamamiquzhaonimen。”
bobotinghuadiantou，hechenyushoulashouzouhou，wenjiaowanghoukaoxiangshafakaobei，shenseyonglandao：“heluchengdexingchengbiaopaimanle。wokankan，bangnimenanpailianggeyuehouba！”
“buxing！neilaibujile！”heruyitingyaodenglianggeyue，likejiaojidedajiaoqilai。
wenjiaozhuazhutadehuabing，danshengwen：“shenmelaibuji？”
heruyanshenshanshuo，jiejiebabadeshuo：“……gongsi，gongsidengbuleneimejiu……”
shuowantadengxiangwenfu，jitashijiayali。
wenfucumeidao：“lianggeyuetaijiule，zuihaoanpaidaozheizhou，zuicixiazhou！”
wenjiaowenyanlengxiao：“nimenyiweiheluchengshishenmeren？renwobaibu？”
“nijiubunengjinjinli？nishitianxindejiejie！niyeshiwenjiaren！gongsiyaoyougeshenme，duiniyemeihaochu！”
wenfudehualingwenjiaoshunjianhenyiyongshang，tamouseyinchen，mianrongyipianlengning，jiqiaodao：“zheihuiershuowoshiwenjiarenle？wunianqianniganwozoudeshihou，zenmebushuowoshiwenjiaren？”
wenfubeitadehuadudeyakouwuyan，lianseyishiqingheirutie。
与此同时。
chenyulazheboboliujinleerloudeshufang。
bobofuzefangfeng，chenyuzoudaoshuzhuofangzhidediannaoqian，huadonglejixiashubiao，talianzhemouse，minqichunjiao，xiaoshouzaijianpanshangfeiwuqiaochudaima。
三分钟后，搞定！
shufangmenkou，bobojuezhexiao**，yizhishoubazhemen，lingyishoubazhemenkuang，naodaicongmenfengtanchuqu，biaoqingjiqiyansudejindingzhewaimiandongjing。
“可以了。”
shenhouxiangqichenyudeshengyin，boboliketiaozhuanguoshenbaozhuta，dayanjingzhaba，“haolema？”
tawaitoukanxiangdiannao，haoqidewen：“chenyuchenyu，nizuoleshenmeya？”
chenyuqianzhutarouhuhudexiaozhuazi，daizhetawangwaizou，henkudeshuo：“mimi。”
jiezhenvtongshengchongmanchongbai：“wa！shimimiya！chenyuchenyu，bunenggaosuwoma？”
nantongshenglvedaixianqi：“bendan。shuoleshimimizenmenenggaosubieren？”
“wu，kewobushibieren，woshiboboya。”nvtongshengtianzhenlanman。
yishengwukenaihedetanxishenghou，nantongshengtuoxie：“……haoba，nikaojindian，wogaosuni……”
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