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“**！**！！**？？？”
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papapapapapapapa--
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kanlaiyihoudeduozhengzhenga。
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【宿主：林栋】
【颜值：MAX】
【魅力：MAX】
【运动：MAX】
【zhishang：16→20↑】
【caineng：52→163↑】
【yanchang：77→297↑↑】
【leqi：12→237↑↑】
【yingan：-1341→-1120↑↑】
【wudao：-1000→-1000】
【yanji：-1000→-1000】
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“meiguanxide，nikeyigenwojiang，wokeyibangzhunifuchu。”
“5...4...3...2...”
yankanzhedaojishiyaodaole，lindongjile：“nibanggedera，sakaibani！！！”
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zheihaiwanergemaoa！！！
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