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zheihuayichukou，yinxingdatingyipiananjing，gegejianguibankanzhemuhaitao。
xiaozhanrenbuzhudao：“muhaitao，nizheimekuang，bupabeidama？”
“woshihuguozhanshendedajiuge，sheigandawo？”muhaitaozhuanglegebi，ranhouhedao：“rangnimenxingzhangguolai，tingdaolemeiyou！”
“baoan，zheishigefengzi，bataganchuqu。”
萧战喊了一嗓子。
haojigebaoanpaoguolai，fenfenbachudiangun。
muhaitaohedao：“laozizhenshihuguozhanshendedajiuge，yiweilaozizaigennimenkaiwanxiao？ma，bashipinjitamenkan，shanxiatamendegouyan！”
“haolie！”liguiyinglijitaochushouji，laidaobaoanmianqian，jiansuankebodao：“zhengkainimendegouyankankan，wonvershibushihuguozhanshendeweihunqi，woerzishibushihuguozhanshendedajiuge！”
baoanmenyikan，quanhehuaile，lianmangjimuhaitaojugongdaoqian。
“给我电他！”
穆海涛指向萧战。
baoannaganbuting，jiuyaodongshou。
一声大喝突然响起。
“都给我住手！”
heranshiyigezhongnianxizhuangnanzouchudianti，tabianshixingzhangliukaiping，muruxuejiugenzaitashenhou。
“出什么事了？”
穆如雪跑过来问道。
budengxiaozhankaikou，muhaitaoqihuhudao：“haoamuruxue，womingbaile，nibufuhaiyanqieduanfeidamaoyidezijinlian，paolaipianliuxingzhang，shuonishizhanshenfuren，rangliuxingzhangqieduanfeiyangmaoyidezijinlianshibushi？”
“我没有。”
穆如雪摇摇头。
“neiweishenmeliuxingzhangyaorangfeiyangmaoyitiqianhaidai？”muhaitaonuwen。
liukaipingdao：“wozhidaonimaochonghuguozhanshendajiuge，zhaoyaozhuangpian，danxinniyoulaoyuzhizai，tiqianrangnihaidaishijiyinxingzhisun，youwentima？”
zheihuayichukou，muhaiyan、liguiying，quandouzhale。
“zhengkainidegouyankankan，womenshibushimaochongde！”
liguiyingqingxujifen，jiangshoujidouenzailiuxingzhanglianshang。
liukaipinghennaohuo，yibazhangpaikaishouji：“woshuonimenshimaochongde，nimenjiushimaochongde，zaiganzaizheisapo，woyaojiaobaoanbanimenluangundachuqule！”
bairuobinggentashuomuhaitaoshimaochongde，taxiangxinbairuobingdehua，yinweijiuzhoujituandemuhoudalaobanjiushihuguozhanshen！
kemuhaiyanquezhale，yibazhangshuailiukaipinglianshang。
“你敢打我？”
刘凯平不敢置信。
“bujinwomeidani，wotamayedani！”
muhaitaoshangqian，yijiaojiujiliukaipingchuaifanzaidi。
“nimen...nimen...”
liukaipingqiqiaoshengyan，nubukee：“woyaobaojingzhuanimen，woyaobanimenzheiduixiongmeitongtongsongjinjianyu，haiyaogaonimengeqingjiadangchan！”
tazhengyaobaojing，muhaitaoqiangzoushouji，zazaidishang：“wokannishifengle，bazhanshenfurenhezhanshendajiugesongjinjianyu，sheijinidedanliang？”
“jinzhengnanniubiba？jiandaowomeidelaogongjiuguile，kuhanzheraoming，nizainiunihainiudeguojinzhengnan？”
“zhenshibudeleleni，ganduanwofeiyangmaoyidezijinlian，zheizhouliuwanshangquyihaogongguan，kankanwomeizenmehehuguozhanshenjiehun，daoshibieqiuzhewodaikuan！”
shuodaozhei，tadashouyihui：“zanmenzou，neisanqianwanmeidaohaikuanrixiuxiangranglaozihai，ganhuazoufeiyangzhangshangdeqian，wonongsita！”
ranhou，yiqunrendayaodabailikai。
muhaitaotamenzouhou，muruxueqihuhudeshuozhe：“muhaitaoyijiaxianzaiyijingpiaodemeibian，doubuzhidaozijishisheile，jianzhishizaijihuguozhanshenmohei！”
liukaipingfennunanping：“zheizhouliuwanshang，wodedaijingfangqucanjiahuguozhanshendehunli，daoshihuguozhanshenqudebushitamei，wojiurangjingfangbataxiongmeidouzhuale，qisutamenqiangjieyinxing，rangtamenlaodizuochuan！”
shuowan，taqujimuruxuebanfangkuanshouxu。
“对了。”
muruxuekanxiangxiaozhan：“nizenmelaile，jinzhixuanburangzanmenpeilanbojinile？”
xiaozhanxiaoxiao：“neigejinzhixuan，beisongjinyiyuanle。”
“什么！”
muruxuehuarongshise：“nibatadajinyiyuanle？takeshijinyedeerzia，jinyeyaoshiguaizuixialai，wozenmejiunia。”
“laopobiehuang，bushiwodade。”
“那谁打的啊。”
“shihuguozhanshenluguo，malubeidu，jinzhixuangentazhuai，ranhoujinzhengnanjiuguolaile，zhijiebajinzhixuandachenglezhutou，zaihuguozhanshendeweiyaxia，lianchedoubuyongzanmenpeile。”
“呜呜呜...”
muruxuegaoxingdedoukule：“taiganxie，taichongbaihuguozhanshenle，jintianyaobushita，wokongpadepeideqingjiadangchan。”
kanzhelaopozheikeaideyangzi，xiaozhanzhenxiangqintayixia。
henkuai，liangqianwandaikuandaozhang，muruxuehexiaozhangaogaoxingxingdelikai。
当晚。
yuefuyuemuyihuijia，yuemuzhangkoujiuma。
“ruxue，nifengleshibushi，ganqipianliuxingzhanghaiyanjiamaozhanshenfuren，shiliuxingzhangyaoshouhuifeiyangdesanqianwandaikuan，haiyanhehaitaofeichangshengqi，yaoqiunainaishouhuifeidamaoyijixiaoshu，nainaiyijingdayingle，denghaiyanhunjiewanjiushouhuifeidajinixiaoshu，zanmenjiabeinihaicanlenizhidaobu？”
“womeiyou。”muruxueyumendao。
wuhuilanhedao：“nimeiyou，neiweishenmehaitaotamenquyinxing，nigenliuxingzhangzaiyikuai！”
“shiliuxingzhangrangruxueguoqu，yaojiruxuebandaikuande。”xiaozhancongchufangchulaijieshidao。
jieguoyinglaidequeshiwuhuilanpitougailiandetongma：“haiyounizheigelaji，zaiyinxingdeshihouyoumaochongzijishihuguozhanshen，jihaiyanqidebuxing，dangmiangenwoshuole，ruxueyaoshibugennilihun，wojiajiuyongyuanbiexiangbaotadedatui，mingtianniheruxuebixujiwoqulihun，yaoshizaibuli，wojiuranghaitaozhijiejiaorenbanizuole，haitaoxianzaibietiduoniu，jintianzhishaoyouyibaigelaozonglaibaotajiadatui，tayaonongsinijiugenniansiyizhimayiyiyangrongyi！”
xiaozhanshizaishishoubulezheigezhangmuniang，danhaishixinpingqihedao：“nixianrenren，dengzheizhouliuwan，huguozhanshenyaoshizhenquhaiyan，wojiuheruxuequlihun，budanwunimenbaotadatuixingbu？”
wuhuilanxianglexiang，dao：“xing，neijiurangnizaiwojiazaidailiangtian，denghaiyanhehuguozhanshenchenghunhou，niyaoshizaibuheruxuequlihun，wojueduiranghaitaozhaorenzuodiaoni！”
mingtianxiaozhanjiufashangyuedegongzile，tahaixiangnadaoneiwuqiankuaigongzi，fouzecaibuhuirangxiaozhanduodailiangtian。
chiwanfan，zuowanjiawu，xiaozhanhuidaofangjian，jiujianmuruxuechuanzhefenseshuiyi，zuozaitadechuangbian，yifujinzhangdemoyang，poxiangdongfangshixiaoxifu，zaidengdaizhangfuhuifang。
“laopo，nizheishizaiganma？”xiaozhanhaoqi。
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