xiaoshuo《huguoshinian,meinvzongcaishangmentuihun》,benshuzhongdedaibiaorenwushilinbufanqinshuyu。gushineirongqimeierquzhe,shizuozhedashenlinshenshijianlusuoxie,wenzhanggenggai:qinguangliangkanzhelinbufan,weiweitanleyikouqi:“haizi,nitaichongdongle。”“huoxunijuedezijideyuanzeshiduide,……
zhaofanjianzhuang,budengqinshuyukaikou,ganmangjieshaodao:“zheiweishiqinshijituandezongcai,qinshuyu。”
“yuanlaishiqinzong。”wuqiaoshenghuangwu。
tatingshuoguoqinshuyu,qinshijituandezongcai,nianjiqingqingjiushenjiashubaiyi,renzhangdegengshipiaoliang,zhishishizhongmeijihuijiandao。
“zaojiutingwenqinshijituandezongcaimaomeiruxian,jinriyijianguoranjingweitianren。”wuqiaoshengxiaoyingyingdishuodao。
“wushaoguojiangle。”qinshuyudandandehuiying。
wulitaoshangguotayeyedeshiqing,qinshuyushizhidaoyixiede,ziranbuhuijitaerzishenmehaolianse。
shuohuadetongshi,qinshuyutongshinachulezhipiaoben,xieleyizhangliangbaiwandezhipiaodijilewuqiaosheng。
“zheixieqian,yinggaigoupei。”
wuqiaoshengkanlaiyiyanzhipiao,quemeiyoujieguoqu。
ershixiaohehedeshuodao:“peichangdeshiqinghaoshuo,buzhiqinzongyoumeiyoushijian,hewoyiqichigefan?”
“chifanjiumianle。”qinshuyuyaoleyaotou,“wushaohaishibaqianshouleba。”
jianqinshuyulenglianjujuelewuqiaosheng,tashenhoudezheiqunbaoan,dunshiweileshanglai。
“made,womenwushaoqingnichifan,shikandeqini,niganjujue?”
“qinshijituandezongcaiyouzenmeyang,ganbujiwowomenwushaomianzi,zhaosima?”
秦舒雨皱了皱眉。
yipangdezhaofanjianzhuang,ganmangshangqian,daqileyuanchang:“wushao,qinzongyihuierhaiyaohuigongsichulidianshi,wokan……”
啪!
meidengzhaofanbahuashuowan,wuqiaoshengyangshou,zhijiejiletayigezuiba。
“wozaiwenqinzong,niduoshenmezui?”
zhaofanwuzhelian,liansejidunankan。
但却不敢再言语。
zicongwulitaoshangweihou,danfanzaitianlinshizuoshengyideren,meiyoubujidantamenfuzide。
bijingyueshiyouqianderen,yueximing。
budaowanbudeyi,sheiyebuxiangnazijideshenjiaheminglaigenwujiafuzidu。
duyinglehaihaoshuo,yaoshishule,bianshiluodegenzhouzhengneiyangdexiachang。
jianzhaofanbishanglezui,wuqiaoshengbailebaishou,tashenhoudebaoanyeanjinglexialai。
wuqiaoshengkanzheqinshuyu,xiaodao:“zenmeyangqinzong,shanggelian?”
mianduiwuqiaoshengdezaisanyaoqing,qinshuyuzhidao,taruguobudaying,jintiankongpahennanlikai。
kewuqiaoshengzheigeren,tayeyousuoerwen。bujinxinhenshoula,gengshijidudehaose。
yaoshidayinggentazou,payeshidengyuyangruhukou。
buzhiruheshihaodeqinshuyu,xiayishidekanlelinbufanyiyan。
mouguangzhongshanguoyisixiwang,danshunjianyoubianchengleshiwang。
zheigelinbufan,ganggangbushihennengdame,zenmexianzailiangeshengdoubuganzhi?
果然还是个窝囊废。
jiandaozhenzhengyoushilideren,jiubuganchushengle!
xiangxiangyeshi,wuqiaoshengyouqishitanengdezuiqide。
“wuzong,chifanyoudeshijihui,yihouzaiyue。womenzhendeyoushi,haiqingjianliang。”jiuzaizheishi,yidaoqianlideshenyingzhanlechulai。
qiaojianzheienadeshenying,wuqiaoshengdemouguangzaiduyiliang。
yanqiandehuahanrui,xianziyimao,biqiqinshuyuyouguozhierwubuji。
jintianshishenmerizi,juranrangtayudaolelianggejueshiyouwu。
kanlaiwanshang,tayaoyanxiangqirenzhifule。
“wowuqiaoshengdehua,conglaimeirenganjujue。”wuqiaoshengmiandaiweixiaodekanzhehuahanrui,“buguojintian,kanzainidemianzishang,keyipoliyici。”
huahanruiwenyan,dunshisongleyikouqi。
ranerhaimeidengtachedifangxiaxinlai,youtingwuqiaoshengdao:“jiranqinzongbuyuanyiyigerenpeiwo,neijiujiashangniyiqiba。”
“ni……”huahanruidunshihuarongshise。
meixiangdaozheigewuqiaoshengzheimebuyaolian。
“liangweikeyaoxianghaolezaidafuwo,buranchulezheigemen,wokebuganbaozhengzaichangdajiadeanquan。”wuqiaoshengsixiaofeixiao。
zaichangzhongrendunshidoubianlelianse。
“qinzong,yaoburan,nijiupeiwushaochigefan?”
“shia,jiushiyidunfan,yedangebuleduoshaoshijian。”
“huazong,nikeshimingbairen,wushaowomendezuibuqide……”
……
zhongrendoukaishiquanqinshuyuhehuahanruidaying。
sheiyebuxiangyinweitamenerfashengyiwai。
“suntao,nidaoshishuojuhuaa,wokeshigenzheishiyidianguanxidoumeiyou,zhishidanchunguolaibangnimangde。”zhanzaisuntaoshenpangdewangmanzheihuierchangzidouhuiqingle。
tagenxiongdimenhaoduanduandezailouxiahejiulehe,yaobushijiedaosuntaodianhuaa,genbenjiubuhuilai。
yanxiabeilinbufandale,diulianshixiao。
yaoshibeiwuqiaoshengdingshangle,nalihainengyouhaoriziguo。
biekantaconghaiwaiqinglailequanwangqiaobu,ketingshuowujiashiyouyiweiwudaozongshizuokeqingde。
zongshirulong,fanrenruyi。
zheiyeshiweishenmeshenjiajishishenzhishangbaiyideshangyedalaoyedoujupawujiafuzideyuanyin。
dezuiletamen,jiusuannihuazaiduodeqian,qingzaiduodeanbaodoumeiyouyong。
cishidesuntao,qishibiwangmanhaizheji。
tananengganxinzijidenvshenqupeiwuqiaoshengzheigesegui。zaihaodenvren,yaoshiluoruzheijiahuodeshouli,douhuibeiwanlan。
keshisuntaoyewanbugandezuiwuqiaosheng,qingjizhixia,tabujingyijianpielelinbufanyiyan。
dunshixiangdaoleyigemiaoji。
zhiyaonengyinlinbufanduiwuqiaoshengchushou,tajiukeyichenluandaiqinshuyulikai,erwuqiaoshengjueduibukenengfangguolinbufan。
shihouzhiyaoqinjiagenlinbufanpieqingguanxi,zheigelinbufanhaibusidingle,qinshuyuyenengshunlijiechuhunyue。
一箭双雕!
shuobudingqinshuyuhainengganjita,jitayiqinfangzedejihui。
xiangdaozhei,suntaobianzhanlechulai,duiwuqiaoshengdao:“wushao,woxiangbingfeishiqinzongbuyuanyipeini,ershitayijingjiehunle,laogongjiuzaizheierni,buhaodayingnia!”
“e?”wuqiaoshengshunzhesuntaodemuguang,qiaojianlelinbufan。
jierluchulebuxiedeshenqing:“woqingqinzongchifan,niyouyijian?”
“meiyijian。”linbufandandankaikou。
“linbufanni!”suntaofanerbudandingle。
zheigelinbufan,juranbuantaoluchupai。qinshuyushinilaopoa,nijiuzheimegongshouxiangrang,yuanyidanglvmaogui?
qinshuyujianlinbufanzheiyangdefanying,yeshiyiliandeshiwang。
zheijiushitayeyeyisixiangbi,rangtajiadenanren。
“hahaha,nihenhao,wohenxinshangni。”wuqiaoshengmianludeyidedaxiao。
zheijiushitamenwujiagaiyoudelianmian,napatayaodaizoubierendelaopo,duifangyedelaolaoshishidegongshouxiangrang。
“nixiangqingwolaopochifan,womeiyijian,buguoyoujianshi,woxiangwenni。”linbufanzouxianglewuqiaosheng。
“shenmeshi?”wuqiaoshengxiayishidewendao。
“gangcaitingwaimianyourenshuo,nishifeishoujiadegongzi,nidefuqinshibushijiaowulitao?”linbufanwendao。
“meicuo。”wuqiaoshengdeyiyangyangdeshuodao。
zaitakanlai,jiexialailinbufanjiuyaoduitaliuxupaimale。
bijingzheikeshiyigelianlaopodounengsuibiangongshouxiangrangdesonghuo,mailelaopozaibuchenjigentajiaohao,qibushi**me!
“是就行了。”
linbufanshuozhe,zhijietaishou,yigebazhangmengdishanleguoqu。
啪!
zheiyibazhang,zhijiebawuqiaoshengdedayadoujishanlechuqu,manzuiliuxue!
meidengwuqiaoshengfanyingguolai。
啪!啪!啪!
linbufanzuoyoukaigong,jibazhangjiubawuqiaoshengchoudemianmuquanfei,wawaluanjiao。
懵了!
suoyourenqiaojianzheiyimu,quandoumengle!
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