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neigeshijiederenchushoule，doubuxingma？
“jinijihui，kenibuzhongyonga，jingranganlianhexifangdeshengdian，qizuidangzhu，nimenjiasidebuyuanwang。”
zhoutianzheihualuoxia，wuyishijitamenxialejueshaling。
zhaotiandunshidengdayanjing：“nixiangganshenme，zheishizhaojia，bushinimenxiaoxiaozhoujianengdezuide，bieyiweiduoguoleshengdiangaoshouzhuishajiunengdaowozheiliyaowuyangwei。”
xianran，zhaotianyagenjiumeiwangzhoutianmoshashengdianrendefangxiangxiang。
tashuowan，lianshangdehuangzhangyeshaolejifen，danzheigeshihouzhoutianhuanhuanguanshanglebieshudamen。
jifenzhonghou，zaizhaotiandeshufangnei，zhaotianhezhaolongliangfuziguizaizhoutianmianqian，lianggerendouliansefabai，zaoyijingmeilezhiqiandeweifengmoyang。
“wowenni，wangjiaweishenmeyaoduifuwofuqin，wozhiwenyici，yezhihuijiniyicijihui，nizhuahaolezheicijihui。”
zhoutianzuozaiyizishang，lengyankanzheguizaidishangdeliangren。
zhaotianxiangzhegangcaizhoutiandeqiangda，xinliyijingshengbuchuyisifankangxinli，huangzhangdao：“wozhenbuzhidaoa，dangnianwomenzhaojiahenifuqinzaishengyishangyouguojie，nifuqinzhoudahaihenlihai，haojicichadianjuelewozhaojiadelu，houlaididouwangjiaderenhuranzhaodaowo，shuoyaobangwoduifuzhoudahai，houlainifuqinhuransiqu，wozijiyebuqingchuzenmehuishi。”
tashuowan，zhoutianlengxiao：“jiuzheimejiandan？”
“jiuzheimejiandan，woyaodeshididouwangjiajideziyuan，fanbuzheweitamensharenba，nifuqindesigenwozhendewuguan。”
zhaotianhuangzhangjieshi，zhoutianlengyankanxiangta，qishibofadeshihou，zhaotianlenghanzhiliu，neigushangweizhedeqishitaganshoudehenqingchu。
“jiranruci，jinwandeshashoushizenmehuishi？”
“nei，neigeshiwolianxilewangjiaren，wangjiarentiwomenbande，woshuozhoudahaierzihuilaile，haidaileyigeshangxiao，tamenshuozijihuianpai，rangwobuyaodanxin，ke。”
“kemeixiangdaowohuianranhuozhehuilaishiba？”zhoutianlengshengjiehua。
zhaotiankuseyixiao，suanshimorenle。
kenqiudao：“qiuqiunifangguowomenyijia，womenzhaojiacongcihuizaiyunchengxiaoshi，wozhidaodangchubugaitantuziyuanheliyi，danwozhendemeiyoushanidefuqin。”
“呵呵。”
“mingtian，bianshiwofumujiri，bulaijidianzhe，tumanmen！”
zhoutianlengxiaoleyisheng，maibuqishenlikaifangjian，dengdaolebieshumenkoudeshihou，feilongyijingzaimenkoushouhu：“laoda，yaobujinwanjiangzhaojiaderendoushaledele，goujieshengdianshahuguojiangjun，benjiushisizui。”
“jiuzheimesile，shizaishitaibianyitamenle，mingtianjibaiwofuqindeshihou，rangtamenquwofuqinfenqianguixiarencuo。”
zhoutianshuowan，feilongmeiyouzaiduoyan，yeshizheigeshihou，zhangxiaoyudedianhuaxiangqi，gangjietong，zhangxiaoyujiuzaineibianqifendao：“nipaonaliqule？zhaogexiuchede，rendoupaodiule。”
“mashangjiuhuilaile，bianshangneijiaguanle，wozoulehaoyuanni。”
zhoutianjieshileyiju，lianshangmeilegangcaidelengmo，querdaizhideshiwenrou。
zhangxiaoyutinghouzaineibiankaikoudao：“kuaidianhuilai，buxingwomendageche，xianqunainaijia，bierangtamendengjiule。”
“好。”
gualedianhuahou，dagaishifenzhonghou，zhoutianhuidaolechezitingxiadedifang，zhangxiaoyukantahuilai，limadao：“zenmequleneimejiu，kuaidiande，douguoqukuaiyixiaoshile。”
“rangnijiudengle，dongxizhaodaole，wonengxiuhao。”
zhoutianshuozhe，dakaileyinqinggai，jianglingjianfanghuiquhou，tashangche，fadongchezi，zhangxiaoyujianzhuangyemeizaiduoshuo，genzhoutianyitongqianwangzhoujia。
ercike，zhoujiabieshumurongxuezuozaidating，shenseyinqingbuding，tadeneixinyeshijinzhangde，nazheshoujifanfulekanlejibian，zuihoudalechuqu。
gangjietong，murongxuexinjiugedengyixia，ranhouduineitouzhangxiaoyudao：“xiaoyu，daolemeia？”
“daomenkoule，nainai，rangnijiudengle，lushangchezipaomaole。”
zhangxiaoyuhuidahou，yijinghezhoutianjinrulezhoujiabieshu。
zhangxiaoyushuowandeshihou，murongxueeleyisheng，daoshiyoujifenwusuowei，kaikoudao：“xiaoyua，nizhenshixiaoshun，buguozheiyicijibai，zhoujiarengujibunengqule。”
“为什么？”
张小玉心中一紧。
“yinweiwozheibianshoudaoxiaoxishuomuyuanneibianlaileyiweijunfangdarenwujizu，shenfenhengao，baohudehenyanmi，ruguoqudehua，kenengyeyaoyanhou，zheizhongjibaideshiqing，shichenhenzhongyao，yaobuxiayinianba，daoshihounihexiaotianliangrendengneixiebaohuderenchezoule，duziqujibaiyixiaba。”
murongxueshuowan，zhangxiaoyuyaozhezuichun，youdianbuganxindao“qitarenbunengyiqiqume？”
“xiaotianyeyemeiduojiuyedaojirile，daoshihouyibingnongba，zheigeshiqingbuyaozaitile。”
murongxueshuowan，zhangxiaoyukanlezhoutianyiyan，zhoutianqishenweiweiyixiao：“jiuanzhaonainaishuodezuoba。”
jianzhoutianyezheimeshuo，zhangxiaoyuyejiumeiyouzaiduoyan。
zhihou，liangrenjiuchulezhoujia，chulaideshihou，zhangxiaoyushenqinghendiluo，zhoutiankanzaiyanli，anweidao：“meishide，wobazhidaozanmenyouzheifenxinjiukeyile。”
huagangluoxia，zhangxiaoyuyanleijiuwangxiadiao：“zheibuyiyang，nibuzaijinian，dajiadoumeihaohaojibaiyixianibaba，woxiangzhenihuilaile，younidailingdajiahaohaojibaiyici，zenmejiupengshangshenmedarenwujizuni，darenwulebuqia，wodaoshiyaokankan，shishenmerenpohuailewodejihua。”
tingzhehua，zhoutiankuxiao，zheiyaoshibeizhangxiaoyuzhidao，zijijiushineigedarenwu，gujinengbeitachuisi。
xiangzhe，takaikoudao：“guantashenmedarenwu，zanmengaishenmeshihouqu，jiushenmeshihouqu。”
“可以么？”
zhangxiaoyushuoleyiju，youlimadao：“suanle，haishibuyaoremafanle，liannainaidoubuganquzhaorederen，womendezuibuqi。”
“meishi，woyeshidangbinghuilaide，xiangbihuijijifenbomian，zanmengaiqujiuqu，jiusuanzaidarenwuyebunengfangaibierenjidianfuqinba。”
zhoutianzheimeshuo，zhangxiaoyujiangxinjiangyi，yemeizaiduoyan，liangrenzhihouhuiqu，zhangxiaoyudeqingxuyebugao，zhoutiankantazheifumoyang，xinzhongwennuan，zijibabameibaitengtaa。
huidaojialihou，zhangxiaoyujiuzhaotazijibamashuole，nalizhidaotabamatingzhoujiarenbuqu，yebuyuanyiqule，zhangxiaoyujiugentamendachaoleyijia，ranhouhuiqulefangjian。
zheihuier，zhoutianzuozaifangjianli，shenseyinmai，kanzhezijibamadezhaopian，jintiandeshiqingrangtazuinanguodeshizhoujia。
mingtianbianshifumudejiri，zhoujiarenjingranliangenxiangdoubukenqushang，nandaozhendejiuyidiandoubunianjiuqingma？
ciri，yidazaozhangxiaoyujiuqichuangle，zhoutianzaozaojiuzaidenghou，qumaileyixiejibaideyongpinhou，zhangxiaoyuhezhoutianlaidaolemuyuan。
kegangdaomuyuandebanshanyao，jiukandaoledaoluliangbianzhengqideheisebaobiao，lanzhulezhoutiantamendequlu。
zhoutianjianzhuangjiuyaoshangqulilun，danbeizhangxiaoyujilanzhule，kanshanyaoxia，wushuderenyingzhanli，qizhongbufayixieshijiadazu，haiyouyunchengdedarenwu，xianrantamendoushilaikandarenwude，xiangzhenengbunengpanshangyidianguanxi。
zixikanqu，murongxuehezhoujun，linruotamendouzai。
zhangxiaoyukanhou，xinzhongfaliangdao：“yigedarenwu，doubizijideerzizhongyaome？”
“不要生气了。”
zhoutiananweileyiju，zhangxiaoyukanxiangzhoutiandao：“woshitiniweiqu。”
tingzhehua，zhoutianxinzhongkuijiu，roushengdao：“duibuqi，woxianchuquyixia，nizaicheshangdengyihuier。”
“好。”
zhangxiaoyuyiweizhoutianshineixinnanguo，xiangqutoutouqi，yemeiyouzulanta。
tinghaochehou，tayebuxiangquzhaomurongxuetamen，xinzhongduitamendeyaneyuelaiyuezhong。
keyoushihounibuzhaorenjia，renjiakeyaozhaoni。
tagangzaizhenglijidianwupindeshihou，zhoujunhelinruobuzhidaoshenmeshihouguolaile，kanzhemanghuodezhangxiaoyu，kaikoudao：“you，womeikancuoa，zheibushiwomenjiadezhangzongjinglime，tingshuonimenjintianjibaiwosishu，nindeshenfenyeguobuqume。”
zhangxiaoyukanletayiyan，meikaikou。
“zheixiaotianbushiyougedaxiaopengyouma，woxiangyoutazaidehua，kendingnengdaitashangqu，zheizuoweirenzi，jibaizijifuqindouyaobibierenhoumian，haizhenshifeiwuni。”
zhoujunjixuchaofeng，zhangxiaoyurenwukeren，dengyandao：“zhoujun，xiaotianyeshinidejiaren，tadiulian，nijiubudiulianma？”
“wodiushenmelian，neishangmiantangzhedeyoubushiwofuqin，youbenshinimenxianzaishangqua。”
xiayimiao，zhoujunjixu**zhangxiaoyu。
zhangxiaoyuqideliantonghong，yanquandouhongle，bianshanglinruomeiyousihaotongqing，lalelazhoujundao：“ge，bieqifutale，douyaokule，takeshiyougetuiwuhuilaidelaogong，daoshihoudawomenzenmeban？”
“haohao，jiutingmeimeide，denghuiernikeyaorangnigugudaiwoshangqujianjianneigedarenwua！”
zhoujunshuozhe，helinruojiuwanghuizou。
tamenqianjiaogangzou，yigerenjiudaolezhangxiaoyubianshang，kaikoudao：“saozi。”
zhangxiaoyuhuitoudeshihou，jiukandaolefeilong，youdianfameng：“feilongdaxiao？”
“jiaowofeilongjiuxingle，shitiangerangwolaide，ninshangwodeche，wosongninshangqu。”
feilonggongjingkaikou，zhangxiaoyuhaifaleng，jinsuizhefanyingguolaidao：“zhei，zheibuhuirangnishoudaoshenmechufaba？tingshuojintianshangmianneigerenlaitoutingdade。”
“zenmekeneng，womendoushibing，woyijinggenshangmianderengoutonghaole，nijiugenwolaiba。”
feilongshuowan，zhangxiaoyudianlediantou，shangchehou，xinlixiangzhezhoutianzongsuanzuoleyigemingbaishi。
buguo，tahefeilongbushiyouchoume，zenmehuiyinweizheigeshiqingquqiufeilongbangmangni。
daizheyihuo，chezifadong，zaizhongrendemuguangzhong，yilianghanmachongshangshandao，suoyourendouxiangkankanshishenmerenwunengzaizheigeshihoukaicheshangqu，danchesutaikuaigenbenmeiyourenkanqing，zhiyouyidaocanying。
zhanzaimurongxuebianshangdezhoudachuanbujindao：“ma，zheigeshihouzenmehaiyourengankaicheshangqu？”
“bieduozui，yexuyeshidarenwuyeshuobuding，dengtaxialai，nigenlinlanxiangbanfajiejin，zanmenshijunwushijia，meizhunnengcenggecaitou。”
murongxuehualuoxia，zhoudachuanxinliyouleyisiqidai，yaosijintiannenggenzheiweidarenwujiechushang，napashishuoyijuhua，zhoujiacongcidediweikenengdouhuijiejiepansheng。
jushuo，zheiweidarenwulebude，shangcishenmefeilongshangxiaozaitayanlidouzhishixiaoloulou，conglinlantouludexiaoxilaikan，neishiyiweijiangjun。
hepingniandai，yigejiangjun，neishishenmediwei，neijianzhijiushiyunduanshangderena。
lingwaiyitou，zaifeilongdedailingxia，zhangxiaoyuyijingdaolemuyuanqian，kanzhechengpaichuanzhejunzhuangdeshibing，tayoudianfaleng。
budui，zheiyinggaibushishibing，yinggaitamendejunxianherandouyoushangcilaizhoujiajiafangneisanweidejunxian。
rangzheimeduodejunguanlaizhangang，neishangmianneiweidarenwujiujingshishei。
zhangxiaoyubuganquxiang，xinliduifeilongmanshiganji。
dengdaolezhoudahaifufumuqiandeshihou，jiukandaoyipaiderenguizaineili，zhaojiayibaiyuhaorenquandouguizaiyuci，haohaodangdang，shifenzhuangguan。
cikedezhaotianyijingwanquanshayan，tazhidaozhoutiankendingbushijiandan，danmeixiangdaohuirucidekongbu。
zaoshangfeilongdaitalaideshihou，takandaolebushaodejunguan，xianzaikanzhetamendejunxian，tasiledexindouyoule。
帝都王家？
suangepia，jiuzhanzaitamenbianshangneijigeqingniandejunxianjiunengnongsijigewangjiale。
zheizhoutiandaodishishenmerenwu，nengqinglaizheimeduodedarenwulaijizu，bingqiekantamenyangzi，sihuzhishidaxiashouyiyang。
kongjuzaizhaotianneixinyingrao，yeshizheigeshihou，zhanzaizhangxiaoyubianshangdefeilonghurangaohedao：
“quantidouyou，lizheng！”
刷刷刷！
“将军好！”
zhengqideshushenzhishengxiangqi，zhenzhennahan，didongshanyao。
manshandekangxianjunguanshenqingjidongkanxiangmuyuanxiafang，shanyaochuneibianderenzhinengkandaoyigebeiying。
wushudenvshengmuguangweizhiqingdao，jiutinglinruonannankaikou：“haoshuai，ruoshinengjiajizheiyangdenanren，napashijiushisuidelaotou，woyezhidea。”
cike，guizaidishangdezhaotianhuitou，dangkandaoneizhanglianhetajianbangshangdesanxingjiangxianzhishi，naodaiwengdeyisheng！
zhoutian，shiyigeshangjiangjun？
guaibudewushiwangjia，gengbuhuibeishengdianderencisha。
shangjiangzhixian，guozhixionghu，youqishixiaoxiaokeshang？
taxiangbazheigexiaoxidaichuqu，daijiwangjia，daijiwangjiabeihouderen，keshiquemeiyoujihuile。
jintian，zhaojiaquantishangxiaderen，bixusi！
erzheigeshihou，zhangxiaoyumengzhuzuiba，kanzhezhoutiancishidejunxian，lianxiangdaozhoutianshenshangmanshendeshangba，zaoyijingleiliumanmian。
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