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“haizhuangni，niyigeshazinalaideqianmainvshenzhixin。”
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简直豪气无比！
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bushaoqinjiarenzhanchulaibangqiangdao。
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......
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“眼瞎是吧？”
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秦卿敢怒不敢言。
“woquzhaoyinxinggaocengwenwen。”
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tajiudidunxia，mianlucanxiao。
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lanchengyinxingzongxingzhangjiaolinfujian，zhiqianbudanzaijiuzhongtianjianguo，tahaijilezijiyizhangzhizunheika。
lifengyijingjitadaledianhua，duifangpaizhexiongfudaying，mingzaohuirangyinxingderenzaimenkougonghou，youxianbangtamenbanli。
......
第二天一早。
lifengheqinqingzaicigandaochengnanfenxing。
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秦卿闻言心里一酸。
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“wangbadan......ni！”
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方子寒神色傲然。
qinlantailetaixiaba：“qiantoudailuba。”
erhou，tabianyilianaorandewanzhefangzihanwangqianzou。
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fangzihanjiaobuyidun，yanshenbushandedingzhelifeng。
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shuowanjiudiantouhayaodebaqinlanliangrenlinglejinqu。
“liangwei，qinggenwolai。”
xiaochenyinggaishigangbiyebujiu，haidaizhexiezhiqi，shangqiankekeqiqidebaliangrenqingjinqu：“qingwenliangweiyaobanshenmeyewu？”
“womenlaihaigongsidedaikuan。”
lifengtanranshuodao，qinqingjingetaitou，jidezhuailelifengyixia：“nibieluanshuo，wonayouqian......”
tabenyishixiangyingzhetoupi，quqiuwujinglizaikuanxianliangtian。
xiaochenshixinren，xianranzuobulezhu，tacaichiyizhemeihaozhangkou。
“我有就行了。”
lifengqianzhutadeshou，anfuxingdeyongliwolewo。
“还贷款。”
lifengcongdoulitaochuyizhangheika。
妻子酒后越界，下场比鬼还惨
作者：天天走上
栏目：都市
zuozhe：wowudilehaizinuligen
栏目：都市
zuozhe：xiangzuobaifumeidexiaoniu
栏目：都市
假装穷小子体验生活，校花女友当众羞辱我，我摊牌了。
zuozhe：choumingzhaozhudemingzhengnvdi
栏目：都市
作者：木千
栏目：都市
一屋子亲戚逼我交出抚恤金，说我是个废物不配用
作者：加勒比海怪
栏目：都市
