nvexinshizudehaomenzongcaixiaoshuo《huaizaihou，zhiwurenlaogongguidiqiuyuanliang 》，jiangshuzhujiaolixuanlutingyandeaihenjiuge，zuozhe“nangongziyan”qinglichuangzuoercheng，chunjingwudanchuangbanyuedutiyanjijia，juqingjianjieruxia：ketaroushenzaoyibeiyinmiezaiyipianfeixuzhizhong，naihelixuanzaiyouxiangfa，rujinyebunengtanjiubanfen。sijizhici，lixuanningmeitanlekouqi，xinfuquezaiciketixingyiju……
第14章
cifanyanhui，bingwuduoshaowairenzhixiao。
lixuannenghunruqizhong，shuomingtadeshenfenbingbujiandan。
qieyidingshihejitafaguoxiaoxiderenxiangguan！
lutingyanbusongshou，sisidingzhelixuan，“nizenmezaizhei。”
lixuanxinjianweizhan，yuyanyouzhi，zuihouzhishengxiaganbabadeyiju，“nizenmeyezaizhei。”
妈的！问错了！
cihuachukou，lutingyandeshuangtongshunjianbingruhantan，rutongningshiyigesiwu。
talengxiao，“nishibushijiwofaguoxiaoxi？huozheshuo，neigejiwofaxiaoxideren，shibushini？”
nanbucheng，zijidejimoujiuzheiyangbeifaxianle？
“bushi。”tahoutouyizhengundong。
zheijianshi，haibunengbeilutingyanzhixiao。
xiayimiao，houlongyitong，jiezhezhixiganchuanlai，lixuandajing。
“zhushou......deng......”
yucitongshi，liyunpailaishashouquezaicikeyuguanerru。
jigemoshengheiyingziyanqianlveguo。
lixuanyijingkaishifanbaiyan，keshilutingyanfengleyiyang，yazhizhuleta。
zailutingyanxinghongshuangyandezhushixia，taxulipinmingdetaijiaodingqu。
liangrenjiangchizhijian，youshashouxunsulaidaolutingyanyanqian，shouzhongjiandaofangruoxiayimiaojiuhuiluozailutingyandeshenshang。
zaizheiqianjunyifazhiji，lutingyansongleshou！
“刷！”
lutingyansanxiawuchuershoushileneigeshashou，lenglengsaoshiguoanzhongsichuhaizaiyongguolaideren，zhuaqilixuanjiuwangwaipao。
taxianzaikaishihuaiyi，jizijifaxiaoxideren，jiushilixuanzuode。
yaoxiangdezhizhenxiang，tayaobaohulixuandeanquan，zuiqima，bunengluozaipangrendeshouli。
“gaiside，rangtamenpaole！”
zaizheipaoludeguochengzhong，shenhouyizhongnanrenxunsubeilutingyanshuaidiao。
liangrenqichuanyuyu，laileyichukeyizanqieduobidedifang。
ketaxinlirengjiuyingraozhesanbukaideheiqi。
tadeqianqi，shitadeyikuaixinbing，renherenbunengtiji。
rujinquebeilixuanliyong，shenzhiqipianlezijideganqing。
tahuranzhennu，mengdizhuaqilixuandeyiling。
youlidedongzuoquerangnvhaishenxingmengranyihuang。
tabeipotiejin，lutingyanquechimayiju，“beibi！”
lixuanningmei，zheirenfashenmefeng，jiuzheimewanbuqi？
keshilingkouzaibuduanshoujin，lutingyanwuzhigegezuoxiang，yanzhongshaqitengteng。
“nimaochongwodeqianqiqipianwodeganqing！shiqingguohouhaixiangtaopao，shenzhihaiyaoshalewo？！”
fangcaichuangjinlaideneibangren，lutingyanhaiyiweishilixuanzaianzhonganpai。
shubuzhi，zheixiedoushiliyunderen。
“niwuhuile......”
tayaojieshi，huagangchukou，lutingyanqueturanbaoheyisheng，“lixuan！”
ganshoudaotashenshangshenzhifuxiantongchuheshayi，lixuanxinxiayichen。
zaizheiqianjunyifazhiji，lixuantiaojianfanshedezhuanshenjiupao！
jiaoxiashengfeng，yilukuaisu。
tayebuzhizijizaipaoshenme。
ketazhidao，shenhoudelutingyanzhengzaiqitoushang，zhenruoshiluozaitadeshouli......
sijizhici，nanrendeshenyingyuelaiyuejin。
wanruoyidaohuizhibuqudeyinying，yizhigenzailixuandeshenhou。
“站住！”
huayinluoxia，tapinzheyishenshang，zhijiejianglixuanqiangxingzhualehuilai。
zaizheiyishun，liangrenxiangshiyiyan，tadeqiheishuangtongsishizaimaozhewujindehuoyan。
“nitingwojieshi......”
“haiyoushenmehaojieshide？”
huayinluoxia，lixuanjiubeishenglayingzhuaizhetuozou。
“nigaisi！nishishenmedongxi，nishuawokeyi，danzuibugai，yongtademingyi。”
xiangshizoulexujiuyeluderen，zaixundeguangyuanshi，turanyourenyoudasuileta，cike，lutingyanjuedezijiyouxianrulenizhao，zaiheianzhongjujuduxing。
neixiecheyenannaidetong，zaiqidailuokonghoukaishilegengfengkuangdefanpu。
yilu，lutingyanhanlengcigudesangyin，shunjianranglixuanruzhuidiyu。
tabenyiweilutingyanhuidaizhezijihuijia，xinzhonghaizaimouhuazheyihuiyinggairuhejilutingyanjieshi。
shubuzhi，lutingyanbuyoufenshuode，zhijiebalixuandaiqulematou。
yisouyoulunganghaotingkaozaianbian。
liangfengxixi，chuidetaxinlifachen，lixuanyeminruidechajuedaoleshitaibudui。
lutingyanshanglechuan，shunshijianglixuanrengleshangqu。
“lutingyan！！！wei！”
lixuanqiji，yiweizhishixiaodaxiaonao，meixiangdaolutingyanlaizhende。
kaichuanderencemukantayiyan，zuilidiaozheyigenyan，yanwuliaoraozhijian，tatuchuyiju，“luzong，shibatasongqugudaoma？”
“gudao？！nifengle？”
tameihuihua，lixuanfanzaodenaolenaotou，kezhuanshunyouzichaoyixiao，mouguangxiachen。
julibenguozuijindeyizuogudaoyejiuzaizhongyangdeweizhi。
limianquanshiwangmingtianyadeguyongbing，jushuoshifenhunluan，ruoshinvrenjinqu，jihumeigequanshenchulai。
tasijizhici，xinlizhixiangmaniang，lutingyanzheige**！
lutingyanbushixiangyaochengfaziji，rujinzheiyangzuo，shixiangjiangtazhiyusidi！
yucitongshi，liyunganghaodezhixiaoxi。
“laoda，lixuanyaobeilutingyansongqulegebidegudaoshang，shangmianderendabufendoushininzhiqiandeshouxia。”
liyunyangmei，xianxidezhijianhuaguozhuomian，fachuyidaocierdeshengyin。
taweiweiyangchun，suihoudeyiyangyangdao，“neijiuzhaojigexiongdi，guoqujitagejiaoxun，gudaoneizhongdifangmeiyouduoshaorennvren，xiangbitamenzhulezheimejiu，yegandaoyanfanleba？”
cihuachukou，shouxialikemiaodongliyundeyisi。
tadiantou，chulebangongshidemen，taishoujiujigudaoneibianzhuzhadebingrenfalexiaoxi。
[laodayoufenfu，yihuierhuiyouxinrenshangdao，jidehaohaoguanzhaoyixia。]
shuowanzheiju，nanrensicunyishun，youbuchongdao：[shigenvren。]
zheibianlixuangenbenbuzhidaozijibeijianshi，jianghuiyoushenmekepadeshiqingdengdaizheziji，takanzheliansefachendelutingyan，xintouyijin。
yanxiaxinzhongneikouqi，taliluoqishen，xiayimiao，jiuganjueboziyitong，tabuganzhixindewangxianglutingyan。
“wozuihoujiniyicijihui，shuohaishibushuo？”
tayanshenningruhantan，dongzuoquemanbujingxin，yizhishouniezhuletadebojing，jiuzailixuanxiangyaozhengzhadeshihou，jiukandaoyanqianhanguangshanguo，lutingyanlingyizhishouniezhexiaodaozaitashenshangbihua。
“niyaowoshuoshenme？”lixuanminchun，xiayimiaojianruidetongjiucongjiantousankai，lutingyanduanxiangzhetadebiaoqing，shensemobiandejixushouxiadedongzuo，youshihenhenyidao。
“nifashenmefeng？！”tongyi**tazhiduosuo，zhiyuma，bujiupianletayihui。
keshilutingyandiuledao，danshouwuyan，didixiaolechulai，“tazainali？chuleni，haiyoushei，nimenshibushibatazangqilaile？”
lixuangenbenbuzhidaotazaishuoshenme，jingyiqishen，turanlutingyanyishengbaohe。
“shuoa！nimenbatazangdaonaliqule！”
xiayimiaolixuanjiuganjueboziyijin，huxizhujianbiandekunnan，keshilutingyanzhishixinghongshuangyandengzheta。
“wo，buzhidao......nishuodetashishei......”
lutingyanganjuexinmengdiyiting，suoyouzhongzudelizhizaicishunjianbengta。
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