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hankuaihuidaosushe，bafankadiujilesongteng，daotoutangzaichuangshang。
“zenmele？kannidexinqingbushihenhao，shibushibeirenshuaile？”songtengzheigejiahuoyilianxingzailehuodebiaoqingdao。
dangchugangrudaxue，shuohaoyiqidanshendaobiye，jieguosushelijigebujiangyiqidejiahuoyigegedouzhaodaolenvpengyou，jiutahaidanzhe。
suoyi，songtengzongshixiwangsushexiongdimendoufenshou，laipeibantazheigegujiaguaren。
“zheicirunisuoyuan，wotamedezhendebeishuaile！”hankuaimeihaoqidao。
“woqu！buhuishizhendeba？niduilimeilineimehao，tazenmeshedeshuainini？”
“你认识林官吗？”
“tingguojianguo，tashitongjixueyuantongjixide，neijiahuotebiesaobao，yishendoushimingpai，yaobujiushinaikeyaobujiushiadi，tingshuotajiatingyouqiande，tameigeyuedeshenghuofeidouqibaqianqiankuaiqianni。”songtengyilianxianmudao。
ranhouyouyifentianyingdao：“made，wodaxuebiyezhaogongzuo，gongziyebuzhidaonengbunengdadaoqiqiankuai。zenme，nidenvpengyoubuhuishishuailenigenlinguanleba？”
beisushedexiongdiyiyuchuozhong，hankuaibietiyouduobiequle。
不过……
zuoweisushexiongdi，shijianjuebunengrangzheijiahuochengkoushezhikuai。
“nidaxueliannvpengyoudouzhaobudao，daxuebiyenikendingyezhaobudaogongzuo。suoyi，nijiubiexiangneimeduole！”hankuaidao。
“wocao！nibuzhidaoqingchangshiyi，shangchangdedeyime？wodaxuesiniandoumeiyouzhuidaonvren，neimewodaxuebiyekendingkeyizhaoyigetebiehaodegongzuo。shuobudingyongbulejinian，gemenwojiuchurenceo，yingqubaifumei，zoushangrenshengdedianfeng。daoshihou……”
“keqianwanbiewanglexiongdiwoa！”hankuaibuchongdao。
“woqu！daoshihousheirenshinizheizhong**sia！buguoxiangyaogemenlaniyibayehenjiandan，niqubagemenwodefanheshuale……”songtengbachiguofanhaimeiyouxidefanhetuileyixiaxiaodao。
“jigecaia，jiuzuichengzheiyang！wodeniaohuang，rangwocaicixingni！”
“gun！dachegun！doutameshilianle，zuihaizheimesui，huogainishilian。”
jiuzaizheigeshihou，hankuaideheimi1proshoujixiangleqilai，laidianxianshishisuqingqing。
“hankuai，wozainisushelouxia，nichulai，woyouhuayaohenishuo！”suqingqingdao。
“zhaowoshenmeshi？ruguoshijilimeilishuoqing，haishimianle。”hankuaizhijieguadiaoledianhua。
songtengnaqibuxiugangfanhezhunbeiqushuawan，kandaotadefankayouwenleyiju：“wodefankalijiushengyibaiduole，nihualeduoshaoqian。”
“meihuaduoshao！budaoyibai！”
hankuaiyijiuzuohaozishizhunbeifangyusongtengdegongji，kesongtengkuxiaoleyishengdao：“jiaoyoubushena，jintiankanzainishiliandemianzishang，wojiubuheniyibanjijiaole。xianzaiqujiwobafanheshualequ，yaoburanzheiyigeyuenijiubiexiangzaiwozheilicengfan！”
“haolei！songdayenixianzuozhe，xiaodezheijiujinishuafanhe，baozhengjinishuadeganganjingjing……”
hankuainaqisongtengdefanhegaogaoxingxingdiwangshuifanglipao。
songtengyounaqiyigenhuangguakachikachidiyaoleqilai。
shuiguotaigui，huangguakeyidangzuoshuiguochi。
huangguadandandetianweirangsongtengshiyilianxiangshou。
jiuzaicishi，sushemenjiubeituikaile，menkouchuxianleyigechuanzhejinshenniuzikudezhangtuidameinv。
看到这长腿大美女，
“hankuaini？wozhaohankuai……”
“水房……”
zhangtuidameinveleyisheng，tuilechuqu。
你妹啊！
pingshenmezhangtuidameinvzhaodeshihankuaineigejiahuo，erbushiwo！songtenghuranganjueshoulidehuangguajiubuxiangle。
cishi，hankuaifangzaichuangshangdeheimishoujizaiduxiangleqilai，songtengshunshoujiujietongledianhua。
“hankuai，xiaomenkouqunidesigekuaidi，shunbiankuaidi！”
guadiaodianhua，songtengchuanzhetuoxiejiuzouchulesushe，bianzouhaibianshengqidao：“hankuaizheigegoudongxihaijilaozizhuangqiong，shuozijimeiqian，meiqianhaiwanggoumaineimeduodongxi！woqubakuaidiquhuilai，zheicijiaorenzangbinghuo，kanzheigoudongxihaizenmejiaobian！”
shuifangzhong，hankuaizhengzaijisongtengfanhe。
sushesigexiongdi，guanximoni。
wulunshishei，dangkouliangbuzudeshihou，douhuigenqitaxiongdicengfan，ercengfandedaijiajiushishuafanhe。
谁也不会感觉丢人。
jiuzaizheigeshihou，yishuangyubeihuranshenleguolai，bafanheconghankuaideshouliduoleguoqu。
“shuafanhezheizhonghuodangranshinvrenlaigan，nimennanrenkendingshuabuganjing，nikan……fanheshanghaiyouzheimeduoxijiejingni！fanheyaozheimexi，cainengxiganjing……”
“nikan，zheixiaganjingduoleba？”
hankuaizheicaikanqingchu，zheishuangyubeidezhurenjingranshisuqingqing。
“nizenmehuizaizheili？”hankuaichijingdiwendao。
“wozenmejiubunenglaizheili？buyaowangji，woshixueshenghuide，woxiangyaojinnanshengsushezhiyaohesuguanayidagezhaohujiuxing！”suqingqingbafanhetuijilehankuai。
“哦！”
“enigetou，gangcaiweishenmeguawodianhua？nidangnanrenzenmenengzheimexiaoqini？gangcaizaiqingcaoyuanshiwodecuo，womeiyoulejieqingkuangjiuzhizeni，woshizhuanchenglaixiangnidaoqiande，kenidoubujiwoshuohuadejihui，jiubadianhuaguadiaole。”suqingqingjiaonudao。
“哦！”
“nizaie，xinbuxinwonazheigeshoujidaponidegoutou！”suqingqingbachazhe**koudaideshoujitaochulai，zuoshiyaodahankuai……
keshi，yinweitashoushangyouxijiejingmozideyuangu，shouyihua，shoujizhendezazailehankuaidenaodaishangle。
ranhou，shoujikacayishengdiaozailedishang，pingmufensui。
suqingqingjimangbashoujijianleqilai，suiranshoujihainengyong，buguopingmusuidehenlihai，kanqilaiyouxienanshou。
“douguaini！zheixiazenmebanya？”suqingqingyouxiexintengdao。
“woqu！nidadeshiwo，xianzaiwodenaodaihaitengni，ninengbunengxianguanxinguanxinxiawodenaodai！”hankuaidao。
suqingqingzheicaixiangqilai，tagangcaiqueshizazaihankuaidenaodaishangle。
buguo，hankuaidenaodaipishidoumeiyou，xianzaitadeshoujipingmuquesuile。
“zheishoujishiwosongjilimeilitayouzhuansongjinide，tayaojiwotuihuilai，woyoumeiyoudasuanyao，zahuaijiuzahuailebei！”
“nishuodeqingqiao，dengdeng，nigangcaishuolimeilisongjiwode？taneimekouzenmekenenghuisongshoujijiwo！zheishiwohuale26kuaimailaide，zenmenengshuozahuaijiuzahuaileni？wobuguan，niyaojiwopei……”suqingqingsajiaodao。
hankuaimeiyouxiangdaotasongjilimeilideshoujijingranbeimaidiaole。
“woxianzaiyeshiqiongguangdan，yaoqianmeiyouyaoming……yebujini！niyaobuxianqidehua，wodeshanzhaishoujipeichangjini。”
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