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精彩章节

第一章

beiqinshengfumujiehuihaomenhou，shequtongzhirenkoupucha。

dengjidegongzuorenyuanyilianzhiyidiwenwo：“hukoushangmeiyounindemingzi，ninquedingshihaomenjijiadunv？”

woshixiao：“dangran，rujiabaohuan。”

taquebapingmuzhuanxiangwo：“xitongxianshi，jijiadehukouminge，yijingbeizheiweijixunuozhanyongle。”

erwodehukouzeshibeisuibiansaidaoledashanpinkunhulimian。

jixunuoshiwobamazaiwozoudiuhoushouyangdejiaqianjin。

bamashuoyangtazhishiweilekuanjiesinianzhiqing，wohuilaihouhuilimasongzouta。

kewoqianjiaogangtajindamen，tajiudabingyichang，bamaliuletayigeyue，

shangyanyichangbushebielidexima，youliulesangeyue。

errujin，lianwozaizheigejialimingzhengyanshundeshenfenfumuyeliujileta。

womomonachushouji，maileyizhangsantianhouquxinidejipiao。

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huidaojijia，woshenxiyikouqi，qiangxingyaxiaxintoufanyongdesuanseyukexiao。

“ba，ma，jintianshequrenkoupucha。”

“wodehukou，weishenmehuizaiyigewoburenshideshanqupinkunhumingxia？”

zhoulanfangzhengzaijijixunuoxuepingguo，

wenyanshoumengdiyidou，daohuaguozhijian，shenchuxuezhu。

tashenzhimeigudeshangzijideshang，

zhishimeitoujinsuo，yuqilimanshifuyanyubunai。

“hukouzheizhongxiaoshi，huitoumazaijinixiangbanfa，buji。”

“小事？”

我重复着这两个字，

helideshenfenbeizhanju，zaitayanli，jingzhishiyizhuangwuzuqingzhongde“xiaoshi”？

“jiranshixiaoshi，neiwojiudaizheyuanjianqugenggaiduidiaoguolai。”

“胡闹！”

wohuayingangluo，zhoulanfangdeliansejiushunjianbianle。

“nuonuodehukouqianchedaotamingnianshenqingguowaidaxuedeshiqing，zaojiudinghaole，zenmenengshuohuanjiuhuan！”

fuqinyejiangzhongzhongjiangshoulidebaozhishuaizaizhuoshang。

banzhelian：“niganghuilaijitian？jiubunenganfenyidianma？”

“tiantianjijiaozheixiejimaosuanpidexiaoshi！yijiarenzuizhongyaodejiushiheheqiqi，nidongbudongzheigedaoli？”

yuanlai，wozhengquzijidequanli，

zaitayanzhongjiushishangbudetaimiandewuliqunao

“xunuozheixieniantinizaiwomenshenbianjinxiao，womenkuiqiantaliangduo！”

纪军建话锋一转，

kanxiangjixunuoshi，yanshenshunjianrouhe，chongmanlianxi。

“nizuoweijiejie，jiubunengrangzhetayidian？feiyaozaizheigeshihounaodetabutongkuai？”

jixunuotingdaodongjing，yankuangxunsufanhong，

tameiyoukanwo，fanerxianduizhefumu，

shengyinlishiqiadaohaochudezizeyutitie，

“ba，ma，nimenbieguaijiejie，taganghuilai，xinliyouqishizhengchangde。”

tashuozhe，caizhuanxiangwo，yanleiyuluobuluo，shentiweiweifazhan。

“jiejie，duibuqi，doushiwodecuo！yinweiwozhanlejiejiedehukou，jiejieshengqile，wo......wozhendebuzhidaohuizheiyang，woyiwei......”

haimeishuowan，bianwuzhexiongkou，zuoshiyudao。

zhoulanfanghejijunjianyigejianbuchongshangqianfuzhuta。

“nuonuo，wodeguainver！”

zhoulanfangshengyindaizhekuqiang，jiqiedipaizhetadebei。

“yishengshuolenibunengjidong！”

jijunjianyehuangmangnaqishuibei，yuqishiqiansuoweiyoudewenrou。

tamenshoumangjiaoluandianfuzhe，

“nuonuobieji，buguannideshi！”

“doushiwomenbuhao，meiyouchulihao，rangnishouweiqule！”