zuozhe“mutongxiao”jingxinbianxiewanchengdedoushishenghuogushi,《heikeji:daguojueqiconggaifeichuanshuoqi》shizheibenshudemingzi,zheibuxinzuopinzuijinhuobaoshangxianle,gushiqingjieshengdongganren,zhurengong:nongzeyulao,liangrenzhijiandeqingganjiugefeichangjingcai,xiaoshuojianjie:“ganggangzhiyizhubodexiongdimenni?chulailugeliana!zenmejiujitixiaoshila?wohuojianzhuanyedeyanjiushengbaozheng,zhuboneikongzhitaihefashetaizhuanyedaobuxing!zheijiangyu……
nongzezaoliaodaodajiahuiyouzheiyangdefanying。
taweiweiyixiao,dandingziruodishuo:
“womingbai,dahuoerkenengdui【shenqijiangyudandiyiban】deshechengchibaoliutaidu。danzuoweiliangxindaihuozhubo,wonawodexinyudanbao,shuodemeijuhua、jidemeigeshuzi,doushibanshangdingdingdeshishi!”
“rujinnongjishichanghuoyaoweishizu,zanmenshenqinongjichangyeshihuochuqule,daoguchuxieyuzhongbutong、yinghedechanpin,jiushiweilezaifengxianzhongqiufuguima!”
“suoyi,dahuoernaixintingwoxixidaolaizheikuanjiangyudandeshuju,wodabaopiao!meigeshuzi,tongsouwuqi——”
“shenqijiangyudandiyiban,heyibannongtianyongdezengyudankebuyiyang。jiusuanzaiganzaodaojidiandeshamo,takaozhetezhicailiao,yenengzaojiuyichangdayu!dangran,xiayudemimichengfenma,shangyemimi,zanjiubushenwale。”
“shuodaodajiadouguanxindeshecheng,fanfuzuolehaoduocibaoshoushiyan,caigongbushecheng2wangongli。danshijishang,tanengfeidegengyuanni!”
zheifanhua,zhenshibujingrensibuxiu!
zhibojiandenongze,dandingziruodijieshaozherenzaoyudandegezhongguige。
neifenchenzhe,neifenzizai,neifenmanbujingxin,fangfoliaodebuguoshigebaowenbeineimejiandan!
然而!!
zheijingrendeshecheng,jianzhimiaoshaquanqiuzuixianjindeyuanchengdaodan!
geguozangzheyezhedezhongjiwangpai,jiuzheiyangbeiyigexiaonongjichangpojiele?
shunjian,zhiboshirenshujizeng!
manpingdejingya、zhiyiruchaoshuibanyonglai:
“zhubozheiniuchuidemeibianerle!zaixianjindekeji,yebunengzaiganbabadeshamolibianchuyulaiba!nandaozheixiaonongjichangbidingjianshiyanshihainiu?!”
“shecheng2wangonglidechaojiwuqi,yaoshilimianzhuangdebushiyu,ershihedantou,neibushixiangzhanazhana?zhubo,nimaidedaodishinongjuhaishijunhuo?!”
“buxin!zhubochuidetaiguo!chufei...【chufeirangzheiyudanluowomencun】,womencunzaidongnanxxshixxxianxxcun,keyuduonian,didouhanliele!”
“duiduidui,bukanguanggaokanliaoxiao,zhubodaihuo,zenmeyedelaigeshiwuyanshiba!buqinyanjianchengxiao,zhenbuganxiadana(xiaoku)!”
“meicuozhubo!yanshiyige!rangwomenqiaoqiaozheiyudanshibushizhennengsheneimeyuan,zhinadana!”
cike,nongzedezhibojianyijingjujichaoguo500ren!
人数还在蹭蹭上涨!
zheizhibo,shizaitaixiyinyanqiule!
shihuashuo,dabufenrenhaishibanongzedangxijuzhubo。
yiweitazhishiweilezhiboxiaoguo。
kaiwanxiao,zhenyaofashedaodan?
raner,suoyourenwanwanmeixiangdao!
nongzedefanyingrangsuoyourenmudengkoudai!
“小事一桩!”
mianduiwangyouyaoshisheyudandeyaoqiu,nongzexiaomimidiyikouyingcheng!
jiranshizhenxinshiyituijianhaohuo,ziranderangdajiaqinyanjianshixiaoguo!
“zhenghaoyourexinwangyoujiledingwei,womenjiuyineierweimubiao,yubeifashe!”
huayingangluo,nongzecaozongyuanzhongdejixiebei,liqileneigeshenmiwanyier!
紧接着!
tazaikongzhitaishangyiduncaozuomengruhu,anjianshengpapazuoxiang。
嘴里还振振有词:
“dongnanxxshixxxianxxcun,shezhiwanbi!”
nongzezhuantou,xiaorongmanmian,qingsongdikanxiangzhibojianlideguanzhong:
“目标锁定。”
suihou,haobuyouyudianxialefashejian!
“di~di~di~”deshengyinsuijixiangqi——
“发射倒计时!”
“10!”
“9!”
“8!”
zheiyixilieturuqilaidecaozuo,zhijiebazhibojiandeguanzhongmenjingdiaolexiaba!
pingmushang,zaicibeimimimamadejingtanhaoyanmei!
“wodemaya!zhubotaihenle!shuofashejiufashe,haobutuonidaishuia!”
“zheiyetaiguoganle!haowuzhengzhao!tianna,zheiweizhuboshihefangshensheng?zheimelihaidewanyier,shuofajiufa!woxianzaiyilianmeng,fenbianbuchuzhubozheishizaiyanxihaishiwanzhende!”
“ganggangzhiyizhubodexiongdimenni?chulailugeliana!zenmejiujitixiaoshila?wohuojianzhuanyedeyanjiushengbaozheng,zhuboneikongzhitaihefashetaizhuanyedaobuxing!zheijiangyudankongpabushishuozhewande!”
“zhubolengjinga!kuaiquxiaodaojishi!sizizaizanguojiashangkongfadaodan,neikeshifanfadea!ebudui,suiranbuquedingjutifalv,danzheijueduibuxing!”
“zhuboazhubo!niyetaimengleba!shuoshejiushe!bupazheidongxiyifeichongtian,quanguonaizhiquanshijiedeleidadoudeshayan?neibutianxiadaluanlema!”
......
cishicike,zhibojiannei,meirenzaizhiyinongzedehuale!
tataidandingle!taisuixingle!
biaoyandehenjisihaobujian!
neizixindexiaorong,jiushizuihaodezhengming!
kuangqie,neixuanchengshecheng2wangonglideyudan,juefeikongxuelaifeng!
nongzeshenchuyinxiashi,wangyoudedizhiquezaiyaoyuandedongnanjiangyu!
liangdixiangjuchao4000gongli!
chuanyuezhenggeguojiadezhangdua!
xiangdaozheizhenhandeyimu,guanzhongdexindoutidaolesangziyan——
zhijianyijudaheiying,mengrancongyinxiashijiaoyueqi,cipoyunxiao,yinanyizhixindesuduchaozhedongnanjiangyujichi!
zheihuamian,sheikanlebuxinjingdanzhan!
zhibojiandewubaiduoshuangyanjing,shunjianyishidaolewentideyanjunxing!
wanyizheidongxibushiyudan,yidanshengkong,quanguonaizhiquanqiudefangkongxitongdoujianglaxiangjingbao!
甚至触发拦截导弹!
haikenengyinlaiguojifenzheng,yixilieliansuofanying!
zhei...zhei...zhei...zhei!
后果不堪设想啊!
yushi,zhibojiandewubaiduohaoren,kaishipinmingxiangnongzedaoqian,quanzutabiezuoshashi:
“nonggenongge!womencuole!bugaihuaiyinideshili!xianzaiwomenxinle,nimeishuohuang!kuaizhongzhidaodandaojishi!qianwanbierangtazhenfeilea!”
“womenxiadan!womenxiadanhaibuchengma!nonggekuaishangshangpinlianjie,womenxianzaijiumai!qiunibierangtafachuqu,houguozhenbukanshexianga!”
“zhuboyanzhiyouli!zheiyudanruoshifeiyuedabangetuzidaodongnan,kendinghuiyinfagedileidajingjue!daoshihouguoneidaluan,zhuboniyemafanchanshen!”
weilenizijihegongzuozhexiang,zheishizhenbunenggan!woganshuo,yongbuleduojiu,quanguogedidefangkongjingbaoshuobudingjiugaixiangqilaile。”
zhibojianderenshuxiangfengleyiyangwangshangzhang,zhayanjianjiuyijingtupoyiqiandaguan!
meigerendexindoutidaosangziyanle!
kenongzemianduizheiqunjidanyoutayoudanxinguojiazhixudewangyoumen,zhishicongrongyixiao:“dajiafangkuanxin,nimendanxindeshijuebuhuichengzhen。shejizheirengongjiangyudanshi,wojiubazheiwentikaolvjinqule。”
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