wenqiande《hunlidangtian,nvyouzuodiqijia》zheibuxiaoshuokendingkeyirangnixihuan,shierningzhongshiergaoxiao,nengkanchuwenqianshiyongxinzaixiede。xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:xiangdaowanglianneiliangniandetianmishiguang,wolianshangyouguashanglexingfudexiaorong:『ningning,qianwoyijingjinizhuanguoqule,zheixianengjiwokaimenleba,woyijingpobuji……
hunlidangtian,nvyouzuodiqijia
hunlidangtian,woqujiexinniang。
taquefeiyaowozaijitaershiwancaili,fouzebukengenwojiehun。
poyuwunai,wodayingle。
taqueyourangwojieshaotangmeijitadidangxifuer,buranhaishibukengenwozou。
woyibarengxiata,zhuanshenxiangtaguimiqiulehun。
女友傻眼了。
01
hunlidangtian,wonazhepenghuadaizhebanlangtuanzainvyoujiamenkoujieqin。
banniangmenkanzaiwomenzhunbeidefenghouhongbaomianzishangbingmeiyouguoduoweinanwomen,zuolejigeyouxijiubawomenfangjinqule。
wonazhepenghualaidaonvyoumenqian,kenvyouquebukenjiwokaimen,feiyaowodayingtadetiaojiantacaikenkaimen。
nvyouyixiangrenxing,woyeyuanyichongzheta,suoyiwohaobuyouyudijiutongyile。
gezhedamennvyoutichudetiaojianquerangwoshayanle。
tashuo:『xiangyaowojiajini,nizhuanwoershiwancaili。』
woyuanbenxiaozhedezuichunyijiang,shuodao:『ningning,shuohaodesishiwancailibushiyijingdadaonikashanglema?』
nvyoudeshengyingezhemenbanyouxiemohudichuanlai:『womashuoneicailishiliujiwodiquxifueryongde,kajiuliuzaitaneilile。wokeshijiadaonijiadexinxifuer,ruguomeiyouqiancaibangshen,womashuonijiarenhuiqiaobuqiwode!』
shuodaozheilinvyoudeshengyinbiangaolexie,yuqiliyeduolexielizhiqizhuangdezhiwen:『nandaonixiangrangwobeinijiarenkanbuqima?』
wowunaidigezhemengentajieshi:『ningning,wojiarenbuhuiyinweizheixieqiaobuqinide。erqiewomenzhiqianbushishuohaode,yaobacailidaihuiwomendexiaojiama?zhangmuniangtadangshiyeshitongyidea,zenmeyoubianguale?』
songningdeyuqigengjializhiqizhuang:『wodiditayemashangdaoquxifuerdenianjile,wozuoweijiejiedangranyaobangtaa,buranyihouzainijiashouleqi,sheitiwochutou?』
wohaixiangzaishuoshenme,songningquezhijiedaduanlewo:『rangnizaizhuanershiwanjiwo,nijiuzheimemomojijibukenzhuan,wangfengnishibushibuaiwo?wogaosuni,bujiwozhuanershiwan,woshibuhuijinikaimende!』
yankandinghaodejishikuaidaole,waimianhaiyouhaoxieqinqipengyoudouzaidengzhewojiexinniangzichuqu。
woxinyiheng,youwangnvyoukalizhuanleershiwan。
buguozheiciwoduolegexinyan,meiyouzaiwangzhangmuniangshoulineizhangyinxingkazhuan。
ershizhuandaolenvyoulingyizhangyinxingkashang。
buranwopadaoshihou,zheiershiwanyedaobulewonvpengyoushoushang。
bijingtacongxiaobeitaneigezhongnanqingnvdemaxinao,nianjiqingqingyijingshigezishen“fudimo”le。
suirantayoudianbeixinao,danbenzhishanghaishigewenroushanliangdehaoguniang,buranwoyebunenghetazaiyiqizheimejiu。
womenshitongguoyouxirenshide,xianshitanleliangnianwanglian,houlaicaibendexian。
zhengshiyinweiyouqianmianliangniandeganqingjichuzai,zongshibenxianhoufaxiannvyoushenshangyouzhuduoquedian,woyeyuanyiyiyibaorong,zuihoucaishunlizoudaojiehunzheiyibu。
xiangdaowanglianneiliangniandetianmishiguang,wolianshangyouguashanglexingfudexiaorong:『ningning,qianwoyijingjinizhuanguoqule,zheixianengjiwokaimenleba,woyijingpobujidaiyaoqunihuijiale。』
sheizhidao,songningshoudaoqianhouquerengjiubukenkaimen。
『nibieji,wohaiyouyigetiaojianmeishuoni』
『haiyoushenmetiaojiannishuo,nengdayingnidewoyidingzhaoban。』
cishideworengjiulehehedixiaozhe。
『wodidisongyaozumashangyaodaojiehundenianjile,tahaimeiyounvpengyouni,nijieshao**meijitadangxifuer。』
songningdeyuqiwenwenrourou,shuochudehuaquerangwobuganzhixin。
『nishuoshenmesongning?rangwobameimeijieshaojinididi?』
02
我气笑了。
『womeimeikeshibeidadecainvxiaohua,jiunineigedazhuanyekaobushangdedidiyepeixiaoxiangta?』
songningqueyifulisuodangrandeyangzi:『jiushiyinweiwodidixuexibuhao,caizhao**meizuoxifuera,haogaishanyixiawomensongjiadejiyin。yaobushikanzai**meixuexihao,kaodeshangbeida,wodidihaikanbushangtani。』
『songning!』wodaduantadehua,yuqiyanlidijinggaota,『buyaoyongzheiyangdeyuqibiandiwomeimei!』
songningquebuxieyigu:『buguoshigezainimenjiabaichibaiheshijiniandeqiongqinqi,nihaizhenbatadangqinmeimeile?biegaoxiaolewangfeng,niyaogaoqingchuwocaishiniweilaidexifuer,genniguoyibeizideren,nidefenqingchuyuanjinqinshu。』
『zaishuo,tazainijiabaichibaiheshijinian,neibudebaodama?jiajiwodidijiudangtabaoenle。wohaijuedewodidiquletazheigemeidiemeiniangdeguerchikuileni。』
tingzhesongningzheixiecierdeyanyu,naoziquexiangqixiaoshihouwomeimeiwangruoruozaiwoshenhouzhuizhewohangegedechangjing。
womeimeishidabojiadenver,zaitahenxiaodeshihou,daboyijiajiuchuchehuoqushile。
ruoruoyizhiyangzaiwojia,wozaojiubatadangzuozijideqinmeizile!
youwozaisheiyebiexiangqifuwomeimei!
woyiquanchuizaisongningmenshang,fachu“hong”yishengjuxiang。
songningzaiwuzili,hedejianjiaochusheng。
talishengsihou:『wangfengnifashenmefeng!』
yuanbenzaiwaimiandebanlangbannianghebinkemenyebeigangcaidedongjingxiyinleguolai。
wobishangyanjingshenxiyikouqi,ranhouzaicizhengkaiyanjing,yanliyishiyipianguoduan。
zheizhongnvrenquhuijiayeshihuohai!
tabuyuanyijia,wohaibuyuanyiqule!
『songningzheigehunniaijiebujie!』
woduizhemenhanchuzheijuhuayihou,yuanbenshixiangzhijiezou。
danshixiangdaojintianyaoqinglezheimeduoqinqipengyou,zheiyangbatamenpaoxia,yebuzhangyi。
wofumutamenhaizaijialidengzhewodaixinniangzihuiqujuxinghunlini
wonazhepenghuazhengsikaozhegairuhechuli,queganshoudaoyigubaohandanyoudemuguangzhewenroudizhushizhewo。
wotaiyankanqu,shisongningdeguimizhouqing。
ciketazhengshenzheyishenxuebaixishadebanniangfu,heshendebanniangfubaoguozhetagaotiaomanmiaodeshencai,kanshangqubibeiguanzaimenlidesongninggengxiangshiyiweidaijiadexinniang。
woduisongningzheiweiguimilejiebuduo,songningzongshifangzhewogentajiechu,tazongshiguazaizuibiandeyijuhuajiushi:fanghuofangdaofangguimi,kebunengrangzhouqingbawoqiangzou。
meiciwozonghuidiaoxiaota,dangwoshirenminbia,sheidounengkanshangwo。
keshihoulaiyouyici,zhouqinghezuijiujurangenwogaobaile,tashuotaxihuanwo,wobengaishitade。
wobeitashuodeyilianmeng,zhengbuzhigairuhefanyingshi,zhouqingdejiuxingle。
taxinglaihougenwodaoqianshuozijichongdongle,zhiqiuwodangzuoshenmeyemeifasheng。
zhihouwozaiwentadehuashishenmeyisi,tashenmeyebukenshuole。
wojiuzhibazheijianshidangzuomimi,sheiyemeishuo。
zhihouweilebixian,lianggerengengshizaiyemeiyoujianguomian。
yingzhezhouqingguanqiedemuguang,woxinliyoulegedadandexiangfa。
03
wozhuanshennazhepenghuachaozhouqingdanxixiagui。
『zhouqing,niyuanyijiajiwoma?suiranyouxiecangcuhemaomei,danwoshizhenxinde。cailihesanjinzheixiesuiranjintianbunengjini,danwodouhuijinibuhuilaide!』
shuozheihuadeshihou,woyanlidejinzhanghetantezangdouzangbuzhu,napenghuadeshuangshougengshijinzhangdibapenghuashangdehudiejiezuanchulaijilvzhezhou。
woxinliyemeidizhouqinghuibuhuitongyi,bushisheidouyouyongqizaizheizhongchanghexiadayingwodeqiuhun。
woxinlizaoyijingzuohaolejueding,ruguozhouqingdayingwo,jintianjiushiwohetadehunli。
ruguozhouqingjujue,woyebuguaita,jintiandehunyanzhinengbianchengyichangputongdejiazujuhuile。
zongzhi,wojuebukenengzaiqusongning!
『wodaying!jiusuanmeiyoucailihesanjinwoyeyuanyidaying!』
zhouqingjieguowodepenghua,neishuangwenroudeyanmouzhongsuiranyoubujieheyihuo,dangengduodeshijidongyuqingxing。
neiyike,wozhidaowoduduile!
04
zhouqingjieguopenghuahou,wolazhezhouqingxiangzou,quebeisongjiadeqinqilanxiale。
tamenyidajiazibawohezhouqingdangzaiwuziliburangchuqu。
songningdedabomushoudangqichong,dangzaiwomianqian,yiliankebodiyongshouzhizhewodebizimadao:『xingwangdenizheishishenmeyisi?jintianmingmingshiniheningningdehunli,nixiangzheigenvrenqiuhun,haiyaodaizouta?nidangwomensongjiarenhaoqifuma?』
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