renqijiazuo《hunlidangtian,weihunqihechuliandexiaoshipinhuobaoquanwang》,jinlaishoudaolefeichangduodeduzhemenzhichi,zhuyaorenwufenbieshisongcibaiwei,shiyoudashenzuozheqingfujingxinbianxiewanchengde,xiaoshuowuguanggaobanbenneirongjianshu:baiweixianqidenilewoyiyan。“nishibuzhidao,womenliangfenshouhou,tatiantianhetiangouyiyangzhuiwo,wocaijiletazheigejihui,rujinxianglai,yaoshimeihenifenshoujiuhao……
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wolenglengdekanletayiyan,meiyoujieguo。
“dongxisongdaole,neiwojiuxianzoule。”
jianwotaiduzheimelengdan,baiweibumandezhoulezhoumei。
“songci,nishenmetaidu?”
“我什么态度?”
我被气笑了。
“nihetadexiaoshipinzaiquanwangchuanbo,dangzhequanshijiedemianjiwokoushanglvmaozi,rujinhaihetaguanxuanlezhijiezhujintajia,youxiangguowoma?haiwenwoshenmetaidu?”
guzichenbudongshengsedezouleguolai,zhanzaiwohebaiweizhongjian,yuqibuyue。
“songci,nihuazenmeshuodezheimenanting,woneiwanshiweilejiuweiweideming,sheizhidaohuibeigouzi**xialai,xianzaizheiyangdejiejusheidoubuxiangfasheng。”
“erqierangweiweibanguolaihewozhuyeshiweileyanrenermu,zongbukenengbeigouzifaxianwoguanxuandenvpengyouhaihelingyigenanrenzhuyiqiba?”
shuowan,takanxiangbaiwei,wunaidetanlekouqi。
“yaobunijiuhesongcihuiquba,dabulewotuichuyulequan。”
tingdaoguzichenzheiyangshuo,baiweixintengdewuzhutadezui。
“nibuyaozheiyangshuo!neitianwanshangniyeshiweilewo,wozenmekenengrangniyinweizheigefangqiniyinyiweiaodeshiye?”
anfuwanguzichenhou,tanuqichongchongdezhizhewo,fangfowoshishenmeshiebushedezuiren。
“songci!nizaizheilinaoshenmenao,womenzaijialibushishuoqingchulema?”
“neitianshizichenweilejiuwo,erqiewomenliangxianzaiduibicidoumeiganqingle,yebuhuijiuqingfuran,niwanquankeyifangxin。”
“fandaoshini,woxuyaonideshihounibuzai,rujinhewofazheixiexiaopiqi,nidaodishibushinanren,zheimexiaodujichang?!”
baiweidemeiyijuhuadouxiangdaozi,henhendezhazaiwodexinshang,tengdewohunshenzhandou。
woshenxiyikouqi,yaxiaxintoudesuanseshuodao:
“baiwei,womenfenshouba。”
baiweilianseyibian,keyingzhewotonghongdeyankuang,qiangrenzhenuyidao:
“xingle,jiusangeyue,sangeyueshijianyiguowomenjiuguanxuanfenshou,daoshihouwomenzaijubanhunli,dabulewomeigezhoumohuiqupeini,nijiudengyideng,haoma?”
wopingjingdekanzheta,yaoleyaotou。
“buyongle,womenfenshouhou,suibiannimenshijiaqinglvhaishijiaxizhenzuo,douyuwowuguan。”
baiweibukezhixindekanzhewo,yanzhongzaiciyongshangnuyi。
“你认真的?”
wochelechezuijiao,dianlediantou,zhuanshenzhunbeilikai,sheizhibaiweinaqishoubiandechuifengji,jiuzhizhixiangwozalai。
“nijianzhibukeliyu!”
woduoshanbuji,chuifengjizhongzhongzadaowodehoubei,tengdewodaoxiyikouliangqi。
guzichenbaozheshuangbeihaozhengyixiadekanzhezheiyimu,suihoujianqiledishangdechuifengji,chaqidianjibaiweichuitoufa,zhuangmozuoyangdeguanxindao:
“nizenmenengzheiyangduisongcini?tazhibuguoshitaizaihunierchicule,caixiangzhenafenshouweixieni,nanrendouxinsiwohaishidongde,taxianzaizhibuguoxiangyaonihaohaohonghong。”
baiweixianqidenilewoyiyan。
“nishibuzhidao,womenliangfenshouhou,tatiantianhetiangouyiyangzhuiwo,wocaijiletazheigejihui,rujinxianglai,yaoshimeihenifenshoujiuhaole。”
chuifengjideshengyinyouxieda,zhihoutamenerrenshuoleshenme,wotingbutaiqingle,zhizhidaobaiweibeidoudegegezhixiao,shenzhiyitouzaijinleguzichenhuaili。
wozhijuedezheiyimuciyandehen,xinzangmenmendeteng,wotaoyebanzhuanshenlikai,xiangyigerenrenquxiaodexiaochou。
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