zhengzailianzaizhongdedoushishenghuowen《hunliqianxi,nvyoujiabanzhulinvpengyoupeitahuijia》,shizuozhe xiaoxinxiapojingxinlichuangwanchengde,benshuzhujiaoyouluwanzhoumingyuan,gushiwuguanggaoneirongwei:shuoshiyaodangmianganxienidayingrangwojiabantanvpengyou,woxiangzaitabamamianqianyebuhaoganxie,bianrangtayiqilaile。……
xianglianliunian,woheluwanzhongyujijiangzoujinhunyindediantang。hunliqianxi,taturanrangwobahunlituichiyizhou。
“laogong,xiaozhoudefumubitajiehun,wodayingguotayaojiabantanvpengyou,peitahuijiayingfufumu。
”wochenmoleyihui,diantou:“hao!”getian,wokanzheluwanhezhulizhoumingyuantashangfeiji,
zhuanshenjiqinpenghaoyouhejiudiandadianhua。hunliquxiao!woyiweiquxiaohunlihuihennan,danshijihenjiandan。
xianshifumu,zaishiqinpeng,zuihoushijiudian,woyibianbianzhongfu,xiangshiyitailiushuixianshangdejiqi。
bamaheqinpengdedianhuabutingdalai,xiaoxiyitiaotiaofalai。【chushenmeshile?dinghaodehunlizenmeturanquxiao?
】【xiongdi,jintiankebushiyurenjie,biekaiwanxiao。】woyexiwangshikaiwanxiao,kebingbushi!
hunliquxiaodangranshiyinweimeiyoulexinniang。luwanningyuanxianjiazhuangzhoumingyuandenanpengyou,
peitahuijiayingfufumudebihun,doubuyuanxianhewojiehun。wosuanshenme?chengleqinqipengyouyanzhongdexiaohua。
【hunliwoyijingquxiao,nibuyongzhejihuilai。】wojiluwanfaquxiaoxi,qipantanenghuifu,
napashishengqizhiwen。zhiyaotahuixiaoxihuodalaidianhua,wohetahaiyouwanjiudekeneng!ranertayizhimeihui!
woanweizijitakenengzaifeijishang,shoujifeixingmoshishoubudaoxiaoxi。kexiyangluoxiashi,
wokandaoletafadepengyouquan。【womendaole,haomeidejingse!】wokanzhetafadezhaopian,xiyangxixia,
huohongdefengyepumandimian。queshihenmei!woxiaoxiao,shouqishoujizouchujichang。neixindeqipanchediluokong,
wozaiyezhaobudaoliyouanweiziji。woheta!jieshule!dasibiyewanhuishangdejinghongyipie,
woxinlibianzhumanletadeyingzi。liunianshijian,wofengkuangzhuiqiuta,manxinmanyandoushita,wanquanweitaerhuo。
tagaoxing,wopeitayiqixiao。tashangxin,wodiyishijiananwei!woshizhongxiangxinyijuhua:“shenqingbuguopeiban!
”suoyi,woyizhipeizaitashenbian!conggongzuodaoshenghuo,diandiandidiwodoujiangtazhaogudehenhao!
wulunyudaoshenmekunnan,woquandouzijikang,juebumafantayisiyihao。
tabuzhiyicidekaiwanxiaoshuo:“wodoubeiniyangpangle,zaipangxiaqunigaibuxihuanwole。”“buhui,
wulunniduopang,wodouhuiyizhixihuanxiaqu。”wocongshenhouyongzhuta,kanzhejingzizhongtaderongyan,
zhixiwangshijiannengjiucidingge。tashuozanshibukaolvjiehun,yaobazhongxinfangzaishiyeshang,womeiyouqiangpo,
quanxinquanyiweitadegongzuobaojiahuhang。taxihuanhua,wobuguzijiduihuafenguomin,zhuanmenpaoquhuahuishichang,
mailezuzubaimanyizhenggewuzidexianhua,zhiweitayigerenzhanfang。yinweiwodezhaogu,
tadeyiquanshenxinpuzaigongzuoshang,duanduanliunian,congyigexiaozhiyuanzuodaolegongsigaoguan。shengzhideneitianwanshang,
tapazaiwohuaili,yaozhewodeerduoshuo:“laogong,womenkeyijiehunle,kaixinma?”woyongliyongjinta!
bushikaixin,shijidong!woqipanzheiyitianyijinghenjiule!tapazaiwohuaili“gege”xiao,
qinlewoyikou:“laogong,xiexieniyizhiyilaiduiwodebaoronghezhaogu。”woxinlishiwang!
yinweiwoxiangtingdebushixiexie,ershi“woaini!”xianshizhengming,tazhongjiubuaiwo,
wozaitaxinlibingbushishouwei!woxiangxin“shenqingbuguopeiban”,kewoyeshiren,youxueyourou,yehuigandaolei。
cengjingwonengyaoyajianchi!danzheicitahaobugujiwodeganshou,yijuhuajiuyaotuichihunli,
yuanyinjingshijiabanzhulidenvpengyou,peitahuijiayingduifumudebihun。wozaiyejianchibuxiaqule!aitaliunian,
woyiweihuixiuchengzhengguo!kezhongjiumeiyou!kansizhichayibu,shizetianchadibie!wohunhuneedehuidaojia!
zheitaofangzishiwohuafeiliunianshijianzhunbeidehunfang,bujinhuaguanglewoliuniandejixu,
yehuaguanglebamacaolaodabanshengdejixu。ketadenvzhurenquepaoqileta。wodakaiqizhongyijianfang,
pubierlaidehuafenrangwojuliekesou。wowuzhukoubi,houtuijibu。zheijianfangshiwozhuanweiluwangaizaodehuafang,
dantazhiouerjinlaiguanshang。“gongzuomang,meishijian!”zheishitadeyuanhua。kedangchutamingmingshuoguohenxihuanhuade。
buguoyijingbuzhongyaole!wokanzhemanwudexianhua,youyupianke,haishijuedingjiluwandadianhua。fangziwohuimaidiao,
danzheixiexianhuazhongjiushiweitamaide,yaoxunwentadeyijian。dianhuaxianglesansheng,luwanjietong。“wei,laogong!
”tadeshengyinxingfen,xiangshiyudaoleshenmegaoxingdeshi。wotingdaotaneibianhenchaonao,
yinyinyourenzaitanlunjiehunshiyi。budengwokaikou,luwanjiuxingfendeshuo:“laogong,
xiaozhoulaojiazheibiandehunlixisutingqilaihenyouyisi,wojuedekeyijiazaiwomendehunlishang。
”yuanlaizhendeshizaitanlunhunli!danzhitingleyicijiurangnizheimexingfen,haiyaojiazaiwomendehunlishang,
nandaoniwanglewomendehunlishihuafeilewoduoshaoshijianhexinxuecaizuizhongquedingxialaide?wohenxiangzhiwenta,
danrenzhule。“wuzilidexianhua,ni……”budengwoshuowan,luwanjicongcongdaduan。“laogong,
xiaozhoumamarangwoguoqu,xianbushuole。”wokanzhebeiguaduandedianhua,zichaoxiaoxiao。henqiguai,
woxinlijimeiyoushengqi,yemeiyoushiwang,youdezhishinongnongdepibei。woroulerouetou,pijuandezuozaishafashang,
dadianhuajihuahuishichang。“wozheiliyouyipixianhuayaochushou,dui,jiayixiaweixin,shaohouwobadizhifajini。
”yeli,luwanjiwofaxiaoxi。【laogong,nijintiandadianhuashiyoushenmeshima?
】wodazihuifu:【yijingmeishile。】【e!】tahuidehenkuai,yehenjiandan,
wanquanmeiyouduowenyijudeyisi。wofangxiashouji,tangzaichuangshang,shuangyanwushendekanzhetianhuaban。yiyeweimian!
yizhouhou,wojiedaoluwandedianhua。“laogong,wohuilaile!”“xiaozhoudebamayeyiqilaile,
womenxianzaizhunbeiquchifan,nizaina,woqujieni。”woxiayishixiangshuobuyongle,
danzhuannianxiangdaotakendingyijinghezhoumingyuandebamashuole,ruguowobuqu,huirangtaxiabulaitai。
woxiayishibuxiangrangtadiumianzi,jujuedehuadaozuibianbianchengle:“wozaijia!”banxiaoshihou,
luwanjiwofaxiaoxishuocheyijingzailouxiale。ketabingbushiyigerenlaijiewode,zhoumingyuanyeyiqilaile,
haizuozaifujiashi。luwanxiangwojieshi:“xiaozhoufeiyaoyiqilai,
shuoshiyaodangmianganxienidayingrangwojiabantanvpengyou,woxiangzaitabamamianqianyebuhaoganxie,bianrangtayiqilaile。
”zhoumingyuanchaowoxiao:“muge,xiexieni!”tasuiranshizaishuozheganxiedehua,danyanshentiaoxinyiweishizu。
wokanletayiyan,meishuoshenme,zhuanshenwenluwan:“suoyinimendasuanyizhipianxiaqu?”“bushide,
woyijingxianghaole,chifanshijiuxiangxiaozhoudefumujieshiqingchu,bijingzheizhongshinengmandeleyishi,manbuleyishi,
erqiewomenyeyaojiehunle,bunengzaidanwuhunlile。”yuanlaitahaizhidaohunliyijingbeidanwule!
wodiandiantoumeizaishuoshenme,lakaichemenshanglehouzuo。luwanyijingbushidiyicile!tayaozuoshenme,
conglaibuhuitiqianhewodazhaohu。zhiqiantayaojiabanzhoumingyuandenvpengyou,peitahuijiayingfufumudebihun,
hunliqianxicaitongzhiwo。rujintayaoxiangzhoumingyuandefumujieshiqingchu,yeshishidaolintoucaigaosuwo,
erqiehaishiyinweiwoxianwende。“laogong,zheiyizhounimangleshenme?”“meimangshenme,gongzuo,zaijia!
”wopiantoukanzhechuangwai,fuyandehuidaluwandewenti。shishishang,
woyijingxianggongsishenqingqufuzewaididezigongsi,gongsiyijingdaying,zhidengzhengshirenmingdewenjianxialai。
zhishizheixiemeibiyaoduiluwanshuo。yilushang,luwanbutinghezhoumingyuanshangliangzenmehetafumujieshiqingchu,
youshihuiturantingdun,zhuanerxunwenwodeyijian,xiangshigangxiangqiwoyezaicheshang。womeicidoushifuyandehuida。
daolechifandedifang,kandaowo,zhoumingyuandemamabuman:“wanwan,tajiushinidezhuliba,
zanmenyijiarenchifan,daigewairenlaisuanzenmehuishi!”zhuli?wokanxiangluwan!
yuanlaitazhiqianshizheiyangjieshaowode。luwangangadikanlewoyiyan:“ayi,qishiwobingbushixiaozhoudenvpengyou,
shijiabantanvpengyouyingfuniheshushuduitabihunde。”shuowanzheijuhua,luwanzoudaowoshenbian,
shenshouwanzhuwodegebo。“tacaishiwonanpengyou,erqiewomenhenkuaijiuyaojiehunle。
”zhoumingyuanmamabuganzhixin:“wanwan,nishizaipianwoba?nizenmehuibushimingyuandenanpengyou,
mingmingneijitiannimendoushuizaiyijianfangli。”“ayi,nizhendewuhuile!”luwanlianshangxiemanlehuangluan,
jiaojixiangwojieshi:“laogong,wohexiaozhousuiranshuizaiyijianfang,danwoshuideshichuang,tashuidedipu。
”zhoumingyuanxiaozhefuhe:“dui,muge,niqianwanbiewuhui。”woyilianpingjing!douyijingshuizaiyijianfanglile,
haiyoushenmekewuhuide。“laogong,nishengqileshima?”luwanxiaoxinyiyidikanzhewo。
wochongtaxiaoxiao:“meiyou,erqie,nigenbenbuyongjieshide。”luwanyiwaikanzhewo:“laogong,
nizhendebushengqi?”“zhende!”wolachuyibayizizuoxia。meishenmehaoshengqide,yinweiyijingbuzhongyaole。
luwanyouzhuantouxiangzhoumingyuandefumudaoqian,ranhoufenfufuwuyuanshangcai。“shushuayi,
wobugaihexiaozhouyiqiqipiannimen,zheibeijiuwojingnimen。”luwanduanqimianqiandejiubei,yiyinerjin。
woshenchukuaizijiacaideshoujiangzhukongzhong!cengjingdeluwandijiubuzhan,rujinque……woxinlizichaoxiaoxiao,
jixupangruowurendejiacai。luwanjiezheshuo:“shushuayi,yigexingqidexiangchu,
wonengzhenqieganshoudaonimenduiwodetengai,xiangxinnimenyihoukendinghuishiyiduihaogongpo,yeqingnimenbuyaoshiwang,
xiaozhouyihoukendingnengzhaodaobiwogenghaodenvhaizi。”“wozaijingnimenyibei!”luwanyouheleyibei,
ranhoukanxiangwo。“laogong,niyejingshushuayiyibei,dangchuwojiabanxiaozhoudenvpengyou,niyeshitongyilede。
”wotongyi?tingdaozheihua,wogandaowubidehaoxiao,taitoukanzheluwan:“nigenbenmeibiyaodaoqian,
yinweinikeyihezhoumingyuanzaiyiqi,ranhoujiehun,shengzi。”“niheta,haiyoutabama,zuozhenzhengdeyijiaren!
”luwannanyizhixin!“laogong,nizaishuoshenmea?womenkeshikuaiyaojiehunle。”“e,
hunliwoyijingquxiaole。”wopingjingkanzheluwan。“jiuzainihezhoumingyuandengshangfeijideneiyitian。
”“niquxiaolehunli?”luwandengdayanjingkanzhewo,dashengzhiwen:“nipingshenmequxiao?
jiuyinweiwojiabanxiaozhoudenvpengyoupeitahuijia?dangchuniyeshitongyilede!”tingdaotadehua,woyouxiehuanghu。
shi,woshitongyile,danwobutongyitajiubuhuiquma?congtazaihunliqianxiyouzheigexiangfakaishi,
jiejujiuyijingzhuding。luwanhaizaizhiwenwo:“nishuoquxiaohunlijiuquxiaohunli,youmeiyoukaolvguowodeganshou?
rangqinqipengyouzenmekanwo?”tajihushihouchulaide,zheishiwodiyicijiantashiqulizhi。
wopingjingfanwen:“neinini?shuotuichihunlijiutuichihunli,youyoumeiyoukaolvguowodeganshou?
youmeiyoukaolvguoqinpenghaoyouzenmekanwo?”luwanyusai,qishidangjiruolexiaqu。“woshiyinweidayinglexiaozhou,
suoyicai……”wodaduan:“shi,nidayinglezhoumingyuanyaojiabantanvpengyoupeitahuijia,
dannishibushiwangleyedayingguohewojiehun?”“jiehunzhongyaohaishijiabantanvpengyouzhongyao?nixuanlehouzhe,
jirannixuanzeleta,wobianlikai,jiuzheimejiandan。”shuowan,woqishenxiangbaoxiangwaizouqu。
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