《haidailaorenzhuanshenbeizhuang，weibaochianquanjuli》shiwobuchiniurouchuangzuodeyibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuo。gushiweiraozheliuxiuliuminzhangwenzhankai，jieshiletamenzhijiancuozongfuzadeguanxihebukesiyidemaoxianjingli。zheibuxiaoshuojikourenxinxianyouchongmanjingxi，lingduzhenanyiwanghuai。liuxiuzheishiturankaikou，shengyinshaya。“mingmingshinizhuanglewo，zenmenengzheiyangni？”tachengqishenzi，hunzhuodeyanjing……。
anli：liushisuilaorenliumou，zailushangturanzhuanshen，pengdaolewangmou，shuaidaozaidi，guzhe。
suopeishibawan，zuihoufayuanpanjue，peichangqiwan，erliyougengshiqipa。
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woditoudingzheshoujipingmu，muzhizaixunijianpanshangfeiwu。
bangwanliudianbandexiyangjiangwodeyingziladelaozhang，toushezaixixirangrangderenxingdaoshang。
woganggangjixinrenshidenvyousuqingfaledisantiaoyuyinxinxi，zuijiaoguazheyanbuzhudexiaoyi。
“qingqing，wokuaidaojiale，wanshangshipin？”
woanxiafasongjian，quanranmeizhuyidaoqianfangsanmichu，yiweitoufahuabaidelaorenzhengtingxiajiaobu。
liuxiugangmaiwanjiangyayaocongyaodianchulai，turanxiangqiwanglewenyishengxinkaideyaonengbunenghebaojianpinyiqichi。
liuxiumengdizhuanshen，zhunbeizhefanyaodianzixun。
jiuzaizheiyishunjian，liuxiudejianbangyuditouzouludewohenhenxiangzhuang。
“哎哟！”
liuxiuganjueyigudalixilai，zhenggerenxianghoudaoqu。
taxiayishishenshouxiangzhuazhushenme，quezhizhuadaolekongqi。
houbeizhedideshunjian，wotingdaochuanlai“kaca“yishengcuixiang。
wozheicairumengchuxingbantaiqitou，shouji“pa“didiaozaidishang。
wokanjianyiweilaorentangzaidishangtongku**，youbeichengxianbuzirandewanqu。
“dama！ninmeishiba？”
wohuangmangdunxia，quebuganmaoranfuqilaoren。
zhouweixunsujujiqiweiguanrenqun，yourenyijingbodale120。
“xiaohuozizoulubuzhangyana！”
pangbianyiweidamazhizedao。
“balaorenjiazhuangchengzheiyang！”
wobaikoumobian，zhinengbuduandaoqian。
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wozhudonggenshangche，zaiquyiyuandelushangjigongsizhuguanfaleqingjiaxiaoxi。
jizhenshidedengguangcanbaideciyan。
xguangpianxianshiliuxiuyoubeiraoguguzhe，xuyaolijishoushu。
dangyishengnazheshoushutongyishuzhaojiashuqianzishi，liuxiudenverliuminzhenghaogandao。
“jiushinibawobazhuangchengzheiyangde？”
liuminsishichutou，yishenzhiyezhuang，yanshenruilirudao。
tajieguotongyishuqianwanzi，zhuanxiangwangli。
“zheishimeiwan，womajinniandouliushile，gutoucuidehen。”
wolianlianjugong：“duibuqi，kewobushiguyide，shinimazhuangledewo！”
“zhuangni，nibuzhidaoduokaima？nizhidaolaonianrenguzheduoweixianma？bingfazhengzenmeban？”
liumindeshengyinzaizoulanglihuidang。
“woyijinglianxilelvshi，zhunbeicailiaoqisuni。”
santianhou，woshoudaoleliumintongguolvshifalaidesuopeiqingdan：yiliaofei8wanyuan、hulifei5wanyuan、yingyangfei3wanyuan、jingshensunshifei2wanyuan，heji18wanyuan。
zheigeshuzirangyuexinbuguowandewoyanqianfahei。
“这也太夸张了。”
woxianggongsifawubudetongshizixun，“wozhishibuxiaoxinzhuangleren，jiuyaopeizheimeduo？”
tongshituiletuiyanjing：“an《qinquanzerenfa》，xingrenzhijianfashengpengzhuang，yibanhuigenjuguocuochengdufendanzeren，danduifangshilaoren，fayuankenenghuiqingxiangbaohuruoshiqunti。”
wojuedingpinqinglvshi，zaipengyoutuijianxia，wozhaodaolegangdulizhiyebujiudezhangwenlvshi。
zhangwenzixiyanjiuleanjianxijiehou，faxianleyigeguanjiandian。
“genjunidemiaoshu，shiduifangturanzhuanshendaozhixiangzhuang，”
zhangwenfanzheshiguxianchangzhaopianshuo。
“womenxuyaozhaodaomujizhengrenhuojiankongluxiang。”
liangrenzhongfanshiguxianchang，faxianlubianbianlidianmenkouyouyigejiankongshexiangtouzhengduishifadidian。
jingguoyifanjiaoshe，dianzhutongyidiaoqudangtianluxiang。
huamianqingxidixianshi：liuxiuyuanbenchaodongxingzou，zaimeiyourenhezhengzhaodeqingkuangxiaturanzhuanshen，ercishiditouzouludewanglijulitajinyouliangbuzhiyao。
liangrenxiangzhuanghou，liuxiuyinshiqupinghengershuaidao。
“zheigezhengjuhenzhongyao，zhengmingduifangyecunzaiguocuo。”
diertian，wonazheguolanquyiyuankanwangliuxiu。
bingfangli，liuminzhengjimuqinweifan。
“你来干什么？”
liuminyijianwojiufangxiawan，yuqibushan。
“wolaikankanayi，shunbiantantanpeichangdeshi。”
我放下果篮。
“liunvshi，jiankongxianshi，shininmuqinturanzhuanshendaozhixiangzhuang，woyeyouyidingzeren，dan18wandepeichangshizaitaigaole。”
“womadouguzhele！yishengshuoguzhishusongyanzhong，huifuqizhishaosangeyue！”
刘敏声音提高八度。
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“18wanyijingsuanbianyinile！”
liumindeshengyinjianruicier，zaibingfanglihuidang。
“womazheibanianjiguzhe，nizhidaoyouduoweixianma？ruguoyoushenmeshiqing，nihaiyaofuzede！“
wozhuyidaobingchuangshangdeliuxiuyanshenshanshuo，kushoudeshouzhijiuzhebeidan，zuichunrudonglejixiaqueyoubishang。
tabikaiwodemuguang，zhuantoukanxiangchuangwai。
“womenkeyixieshangyigehelideshue，”
wodeshengyinyouxiefazhan，shoujizaikoudailifangfoyouqianjinzhong。
“fouzezhinengzoufalvchengxule。”
liuminturanzhuaqichuangtoujushangdebolibeizazaidishang，suipiansijian。
“fatingjianjiufatingjian！wodaoyaokankannagefaguanhuipiantannizheizhongbuzhangyande！”
“小伙子。”
liuxiuzheishiturankaikou，shengyinshaya。
“mingmingshinizhuanglewo，zenmenengzheiyangni？”
tachengqishenzi，hunzhuodeyanjingzhigougoudingzhewo。
“woyebushieni，shijiwaneryi...”
takesouyisheng，luchufanhuangdeyachi，“nimeiyou，keyijinijialirenyaoa！”
zheijuhuaxiangdaoziyiyangzhajinwoxinli。wofumudoushiputonggongren，zheibiqianxiangdangyutamenhaojiniandegongzi。
“ayi，”wowojinquantou，zhijiaxianruzhangxin，“jiankongluxiangxianshishininturanzhuanshen...”
“放屁！”
liuminyibachediaomuqindeshuyezhentou，xuezhulikeshenlechulai。
“manibiegentafeihua！”
tazhuanxiangwo，lianshangfuxianzhengningdexiaorong。
“womenfatingshangjianzhenzhang，daoshihoukejiubuzhi18wanle！”
bingfanglideqitabingrenfenfencemu。yiweihushitantoujinlai，kandaodishangdebolisuipianhexueji，jinghuchusheng。
liuxiuturanwuzhuxiongkoujuliekesouqilai，zhenggerenquansuochengyituan。
liuminquezhanzaiyuandibudong，lengyanpangguan。
“xuyaojiaoyishengma？”woxiayishishangqianyibu。
“gun！”liuminhenhentuilewoyiba。
“maokuhaozijiacibei！womayaoshiyougesanzhangliangduan，worangnipeideqingjiadangchan！”
woliangqiangzhehoutui，houbeizhuangshangqiangbi。
liuxiudekesoushengzhong，wotingjiantaduanduanxuxudishuo：“xiaomin...biezheiyang...keke...renjiahaiziyebushi...”
“妈你闭嘴！”
liuminlishenghechi，“shangcibeidiandongchezhuanglecaipeiwuwan，zheiciburangtadachuxuewojiubuxingliu！”
zheijuhuarangworuzhuibingku。yuanlaitamenshiyou“jingyan“de。
zouchuyiyuanshi，wodeshouhaizaifadou。
wotaochushouji，jizhangwenlvshifaletiaoxiaoxi：“zhanglvshi，wojuedingyingsu，tamenbushidiyicizheimeganle。”
yangguangtouguofatinggaogaodechuanghu，saxiabanbodeguangying。
woxinqingchenzhongdizuozaibeigaoxishang，yizhongmomingdeyayiganjinjinbaoguozhewo。
zheishi，yuangaoxishangdeliuminzhanqishenlai，qingxujidong，tadashengshuodao：“wanglizhuanglewoma，bingqiedaozhitaguzhe，shentihejingshendouzaoshoulejudatongku，woyaorangtapeichangshibawan！”
woshenxiyikouqi，nulirangzijizhendingxialai，zhishizhefaguan，chengkendishuodao：“faguandaren，shishibingfeiruci，shiliuxiuzhuangdewo，yinggaishitaquanzecaidui，bunengsheiruosheiyouli！shiqingfashengdehenturan，dangshiwozhengchangzoulu，liuxiuturanzhuanshen，zhijiezhuangshanglewo，suihoutashuaidaoshoushang，wodiyishijianjiubodalejijiudianhua，bingqiepeitongquleyiyuan，danzerenguishubunengjinpingyifangdeshuofa，deyijushishi。”
liumintingdaowodehua，qingxushunjianshikong。
“wangli，nihaishibushiren？nibawomazhuangchenglezheiyang，haibuxiangfuzeren？womadouneimedanianjile，jindeqinizheiyangzhetengma？nizheijiushizaitaobizeren！”
liuminzhanghonglelian，shuangshoujinjinwoquan，fangfoxiayimiaojiuyaochongguolai。
wowunaidikanzheliumin，neixinyeshihenweiqu，zheijianzhijiushiwuwangzhizai。
“liunvshi，wolijienidanxinmuqindexinqing，keshishijiushishishi，woyebuxiwangfashengzheiyangdeshi，zicongchushiyilai，woyeyizhiqinshinanan，danwomendoudezunzhongshishi，bunengdiandaoheibai，xianchangyouyixielurenmudulequanguocheng，woyezhaodaolejiweiyuanyichutingzuozhengdezhengren，tamennenghaiyuanshiqingdezhenshijingguo。”
faguanyansudikanzhewomenshuangfang，qiaoxianglefachui，shuodao：“qingshuangfangbaochilengjing，fatinghuiyijuzhengjuheshishizuochugongzhengdecaijue，jiexialai，qingshuangfangyicichushixiangguanzhengju。”
suizhetingshendejixu，gezhongzhengrenzhengyan、jiankongshipindengzhengjubeiyiyichengshang，zhenxiangyesihuzaizheinilaiwowangdejiaofengzhong，zhujianfuchushuimian。
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“xianzaixuanpan：beigaowangmoupeichangyuangaoliuxiuyiliaofei、hulifeidenggexiangsunshigongjiqiwanyuanzheng，benanshoulifeiyouyuanbeigaoshuangfanggechengdanyiban。”
faguandeshengyinzaifatingneihuidang，fachuiluoxiadeshengyinxiangyijimenleizazaiwoxiongkou。
qiwan——zheigeshuzirangwodeshuangshoubushoukongzhidizhandouqilai。
“法官大人！”
我一脸不服气。
“jiankongshipinmingquexianshishiliuxiuturanzhuanshendaozhipengzhuang，weihehaiyaopanbeigaochengdanquanbuzeren？”
faguantuiletuiyanjing：“kaolvdaoyuangaonianshiyigao，guzhishusongyanzhong，tongyangdezhuangjiduinianqingrenkenengbusuanshenme，danduilaonianrenquekenengzaochengyanzhonghouguo，jiyubaohuruoshiquntideyuanze，zuochushangshupanjue。”
“haiyou，beigaoheliuxiubingweibaochianquanjuli！zheicaidaozhishigudefasheng！”
“anquanjuli？zouluyaoshenmeanquanjuli？”
我笑了，心如死灰。
wosisizuanzhequantou，zhijiashenshenqiajinzhangxin。
ruoshiqunti？wokanleyanyuangaoxishangdeliuxiumunv——liuminzuijiaoguazheshenglideweixiao。
zouchufatingshi，jiuyuedeyangguangcidewoyanjingfateng。
zhangwengenzaiwoshenhou，gaogenxiezaiyunwenshidimianshangqiaochujicudeshengxiang。
“zheipanjuetaihuangmiule！”tayadishengyin，“mingmingyoujiankongzhengmingshiduifangturanzhuanshen，juranhaipanniquanze！”
wojixiedidiandiantou，danaoyipiankongbai。
qiwanyuan——xiangdangyuwobuchibuheyiniandegongzi，huozhefumuzailaojialiangniandejixu。
“womenkeyishangsu。”zhangwendijiwoyipingshui，“zheigepanjuemingxianyouwenti。”
wojieguoshuiping，quefaxianzijilianningkaigaizideliqidoumeiyoule。“shangsuyaoduojiu？”
“yishendaoershenzhishaosangeyue。”tatanlekouqi，“erqie...ershengaipandejilvbuda。”
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