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《hulaotaizhongshengbaling，kuangzouquanjiaxiaohaha》shiyibukuayueshikongyumingyunjiaozhideduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo，jiangshulehuqiuqinsunqingmeizaibaiyunhouduodebixiajinglidezhuanglimaoxian。huqiuqinsunqingmeishenfuzhongren，bixuchuanyuebutongdeshidai，xunzhaoshenmidebaowubingzuzhixieeshilidefuhuo。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanlelishi、mituanheganrendegushi，xiangdaozheixie，huqiuqinzhengzouzhelu，huerjilezijiyierguang，youzhetamenzheiyangdefumu，lianggenvernengguohaocaiguaini！……jiangyinlingduzhezoujinyigelingrentaozuideshijie。

精彩章节

zhangshuishengshenzheerduotingleting，meihaoqidishuo：“shiwangandefumuwanghuhechenping！tamenkendingshitingdaoxinle，zhaozanmenshuoqinglaile。”

huqiuqinzhijuedepibeibukan，zhanqishenquwangliwu，dandandifenfu：“nimenxianyingfuzhe，wojinwutanghui，dengnimenzhaojiabuzhule，wozaishang！”

yushi，zaidajiazhenjingdemuguangzhong，huqiuqindandinghuiwushuijuequle。

ranhou，zhongrendoukanxiangzhangshuisheng，rangtahuranchanshengleyizhonglinweishoumingdeganjue。

yushi，zhangdajunkailemen，guoran，laizheshichenpinghewanghu。

jinrudaotangwu，chenpingbianjiangzitaifangdehendi，butingdiquanshuo：“shuishengdage，womengangcaiquyiyuanle，hushishuohujiebeilahuijiale，womenlaikankan。womenyeshigangzhidaoshi，jiulimaganleguolai，zheishia，shiwomenwanganbudongshi，nianjixiao，rongyichongdong，nimenqianwanbiegentayibanjianshi。

zaishuole，zheinianqingrenzhijian，xianglalashoubushihenzhengchangma？womatale，bieshuohunqian，jiushijiehunhou，yedezhengqiulanyuedeyisi，xiaoqinglvzhijiandemoca，liangrenbanliangjuzui，niutoubujiuhehaole。”

zhangdajunmolemolian，xiangqigangcaidejiaohui，meihaoqidikaikou：“daniang，zheishixianzaiyijingbushizhiguanxidaotamenlianggexiaonianqingle，anzheninzheiyisi，womatoushangdeshangjiubaiailebei！”

haosizaoyijianguanlezheiyangdechangmian，chenpingyijiuxiaomimide：“wobushizheiyisi，jueduibunengbaiai，womendailewushikuaiqianguolai，bugoulewomenzaibu，wohetadieyeshangliangguole，zheishishilanyueshouweiqule，jiehundeshihou，cailiwomenzaitianshangyibaikuaiqian。”

shuohuajian，chenpingyijingjiangqiansaidaolezhangshuishengdeshouzhong，kandaozhangshuishenglianshangdebiaoqing，tahenshizixin，zheihunshi，tuibule。

congdiyitianjianshidaozheiduifufuzhongnanqingnvdezuopaihou，tabianzhixiao，buguanyihouyudaoduomeguofendeshi，zhiyaoqiandaowei，zhangshuishengliangkouzibianbuhuiguanguinvsihuode。

zhangshuishengditoukanzheshouzhongdewushikuaiqian，molemolian，tengjinghaizai，yushi，baqianhaijilechenping，bingqieyizhengyanci：“wozhangshuishengshiaiqian，kewozhixiao，bushishenmeqiandounengyao！

woyaoshijieshoulenizheiqian，neibujiushidengyushuo，womenlanyueyihousuinimenchuzhile，neitahainengyouhaoriziguoma！”

chenpingmeixiangdaozhangshuishengjingranhuibaqianjihaihuilai，youxielengzheng，shenzhiyouxiecuoshoubuji。

wanghugankeyisheng，tixingdao：“laoban，shuishengdageyouqishiyinggaide，haishixianwenwenlanyuedeyisiba。”

jingguotazheimeyitixing，chenpinglimawozhuzhanglanyuedeshou，xiaorongmanmian：“lanyue，rangnishouweiqule！ninengyouzheiyangdebiaoxian，shuomingnishigehaohaizi，danshixianzainimenshizaizhengjingchuduixiang，zhenmeibiyaozheimexiuse，huiyingxiangdaonimenzhijianganqingde。”

zhanglanyuetuikaitadeshou，taiduhenshilengdan：“chendaniang，ninbiezheiyang，womenyijingshanglianghaole，zheiqinshikendingshibunengzaijixuxiaqule。”

haoxiangyuliaodaotahuizheiyangshuo，chenpingmeiyousihaohuangluan，fanerhenshizhenjing：“lanyue，zheishinizijideyisiba？hunyindashi，kebunengtingniyigerende，detingnibamade。”

suihouteyiwenxiangzhangshuisheng：“shuishengdage，nishuoshiba？”

zhangshuishengzaicimolemolian：“zhei...”

chenpingjiantayouyu，kaishiyoushuo：“shuishengdage，zanmenzhijiansuiranfashengledianbukaixin，danshi...yibaiwushikuaiqian，jiashangzhiqianzanmenshanglianghaodewubaikuaiqian，zheikejiushiliubaiwushikuaiqianle，bieshuonimenlanyueshihushile，jiushipaichusuozhangjiadenver，yemeizheimegaocailide，nihaohaoxiangxiang。”

zhangshuishengyijiumolian：“wo...zhei...”

zhanglanyueshuangshouwojin，lengshengtixing：“ba，womakehaizailimiantangzheni，ninxianghao。”

tingdaozheihua，chenpinglimaxinshengyiji：“shuishengdage，xianzaizheigejia...bushinindangjia？heiyo，zheikejiushisaozidebuduile，zheiyaoshichuanchuqu，qibushirangrenxiaodiaodaya！zaijiali，nayouyemenbudangjiadedaoli！nikanwomenjia，doushiniwanghuxiongdishuolesuan。”

tiaobolijiandexinsijiuchamingshuole，redezhanglanyuebailetayiyan，chenpingquezhidangmeikandao，xinlixiangzhe，dengnijinlemen，youdeshijihuishoushini。

ruoshiyiqian，zhangshuishengkendinghuishanggou，keshi，xiangqihuqiuqinzuijindebiaoxian，tadanqiele，yushishanshandishuo：“zheijianshia，sheiailenijiaerzideda，sheishuolesuan。”

chenpingyezhu，xinzhonggantan，zhangshuishengzenmebiancongmingle，yixiazi，youbashiqingdejuedingquanjiaodaohuqiuqinhezhanglanyueshouzhongle。

zheiliangrenmingxianhaizaiqitoushang，shifennanquan。chenpingxinzhongzhengxiangzheruhequanshuozhanglanyue，huer，shenhouxiangqiwanghudeshengyin：“shuishengdage，zheishinimenjialaosanba？zheitoufashizenmele？lianzenmeyezhongle？shigenrendajialema？

zezeze....zheibudegengnanquxifule！”

jingguotazheiyitixing，chenpingshunjianyoulezhuyi，zoudaozhangdahaishenbian，lazhetaxiaoshengshuohua：“xiaozi，bangshenziquanquannibamahelanyue，anzhenibamadexingzi，lanyuedecailikendingshiyaoliujinide，liubaiwushikuaiqiana，shenmeyangdeguniangqubudao，nidianliangdianliang。”

jingguotazheimeyishuo，zhangdahaihaizhendeshixindongle，keshimolemotoufa，youmolemolian，youkanleyanzhangshuisheng，yifansixiangdouzhenghou，tanlekouqi：“shenzi，womeiainierzidezou，woshuolebusuan，suiranquxifuzhongyao，danminggengzhongyao，ninhaishigenwoneiailezoudeqinmashangliangba。”

chenpingzuijiaochoulechou，duiyuzheijiarenjinridebiaoxianhenshiyihuo，zenmehezijiyupandebuyiyangni？

haiyou，zenmeyigegedeluanmolian？

zhangshuishengzhilezhililiwu：“qiuqinzailimiantangzheni，niqugentashangliangba，bijingchuxuedeshita，genwomenshuozaiduoyemeiyong。”

jianshizheiyangdeqingkuang，chenpingzhinengzantong：“shuishengdageshuodedui，woqugenlaosaozihaohaojieshijieshi。”

suiji，qiaoxiangleliwudefangmen：“qiuqinsaozi？wonengjinlaibu？”

sunqingmeidakaifangmen，lianseshifenbuhao，bachenpingfanglejinqu。

chenpingyijinwu，bianbeiheshale，jingdechadianjiaochusheng，youxienongbuqingyanqiandezhuangkuang。

chuangshangtangzhegeren，yongbaibumengzhe...

chenpingshuangtuiyiruanguizuodaoledishang：“wodetianyeya！zheishi...zheishidasilema？lahuijia？shizheimegeyisi？wodeer...xiashouzheimehendema？”

zhenghuaiyijian，sheizhi，chuangshangde‘shiti’soudezuoleqilai！

chenpingbeihededajiaochusheng，qieshifencanlie：“aaa！zhashila！

老头子，救命啊！”