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1weiduzhizhan：renleidenixi23shiji，kejiyiyizhongjinhudiankuangdetaishixunmengfazhan，

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manhuaichongjingditoushenyuyongshengdeqimiaozhilv。suzhangping，wuyishizheishidaihongliuzhongzuiweiyaoyandenongchaoerzhiyi。

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xiantiaoyinglang。shensuideyanmouwanruyekongzhongshanshuodehanxing，touzheyushengjulaidezhihuiyujiandingbuyidejianyi。

cike，tazhengquanshenxindichenjinyuxunishijiesuodailaidewujinxinqiyuzhenhanzhizhong。

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suzhangpingshouzhongjinjinwozheyibasanfazheguposhenmiqixidezhangjian，jianshenzhishangkemanlexingtaigeyideshenmifuwen，

zheixiefuwensishizaiyouyousushuozhewangxisuiyuelidehuihuangyuzhuanglie。shenpangdezhanyoumenyouruyiqunjiedeyelang，

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difangjianglingqizheyipigaodaweimengdechihongsejunma，neijunmayangqitou，fachuyishengxiangcheyunxiaodezhangsi，

sitibutingdibaozhedimian，qishifeifan，fangfozaixiangshirenzhanshitadejieaobuxun。

jianglingshouzhongdezhangdaozaikongzhongsiyihuiwu，daorenfanshechubinglengcigudeguangmang，youruyidaoxunmengwubideshandian，

yileitingwanjunzhishichaozhesuzhangpingzhipierlai。suzhangpingdeyanshenshunjianruiliderutongcangying，

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tarutongguimeibanceshenyishan，neifengliwubidedaorenjinjintiezhetadeshentihuxiaoerguo，

daiqiyizhenlinglidejifeng，guadetalianjiashengteng。suzhangpingchouzhunduifangjiuliyiqu、xinliweishengdejuejiashunjian，

haobuyouyudifanshouyijian，rudushechudongbancixiangmapi。junmachitong，fachuyishengqilidesiming，

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luchuyisibuxiedexiaorong，jinjiezhebianyushuaidaozaididejianglingzhankaileyichangjingxindongpodejinshenbodou。

suzhangpingdeshenxinglinghuoderutonganyezhongdeguimei，jianzhaogengshilinglihenla，rangrenfangbushengfang。“jiezhao！

”tayishengdahe，youruhongzhongbandeshengyinzaizhanchangshangxiangqi，tongshiyijianzhicijianglingdeyanhou。jianglingjianzhuang，

congmangjudaodidang，“dang”deyishengjuxiang，wanruqingtianpili，huohuasijian，

qiangdadechongjilizhendeliangrendeshoubeiyizhenfama。raner，suzhangpingbingweiyousihaotingdun，chengshengzhuiji，

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“niyiweininengruciqingyidiqusheng？”jianglingyaozheya，congyafengzhongjiannandijichuzheijuhua。“duifuni，

jianzhichuochuoyouyu！”suzhangpinglenglengdihuiyingdao，shouzhongjianshibudansihaobujian，faneryufalingli，

fangfoyaojiangduifangcheditunshi。wannileyuanguzhanchangneirexuefeitengdepinsha，suzhangpingxinnianyizhuan，

zhayanjianbianzhishenyuxunideweilaidoushizhizhong。jiedaoshang，feixingqicheruliuxingbanlaihuichuansuo，

tamenfachudeqingweiwengwengshengjiaozhizaiyiqi，fangfoyanzouzheyiquweilaidelezhang。suzhangpingshuangshouchadou，

yourandimanbuzaijietou，yanshensuiyidikanzhesizhoushanshuobianhuandequanxiguanggao。raner，

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“zheixunishijiekansiyingyoujinyou，keweihewoneixinquezongjuedequeledianshenme？”tadishengnannanziyu，

shengyinzaizheicaozadehuanjingzhongxiandeshifenweiruo，fangfosuishidouhuibeiyanmei。taxinbuzoujinyijiakejizhanguan，

guanneichenliezhegezhongqixingguaizhuang、chaohuxiangxiangdefaming。tazaiyitaishiguangmoniqiqianhuanhuantingxiajiaobu，

yanshenzhongtouluchuyisihaoqiyusisuo。tashenshouqingqingchumozhemoniqidewaiqiao，ganshouzheneibinglengdechugan，

fangfozaiyuzheishenmidekejichanwujinxingyichangwushengdeduihua。“zheidongxiruozhennengrangrentiyanshiguangchuansuo，

neihuishizenyangyizhongqimiaodaonanyiyanyudeganjue？danjibiannengchuansuoshiguang，

younengfoutianbuwoneixinshenchuneinanyiyanshuodekongqueni？”taxianruleshenshendechensizhizhong，

duishengmingdeyiyiyufagandaomimang，fangfozhishenyuyipianmiwuzhizhong，zhaobudaoqianxingdefangxiang。

2zainantujiangpingjingderizizongshirutongyisuideboli，zaibujingyijianbianhuijiaranerzhi。neitian，

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raner，mingyundechilunquezaizheiyikeqiaoranzhuanxiang。turan，

yidaodaoguiyizhijideguangxianruyoulingbanhaowuyuzhaodishechuanlexunikongjian。“zheishishenmeguidongxi？

”suzhangpingdelianseshunjianbiandecanbairuzhi，xinzhongyongqiyiguqiangliedaojihulingrenzhixidebuxiangyugan，

fangfoyichangmiedingzhizaizhengyipaishandaohaizhishixunsubijin。chaneijian，

xunishijiexiangshizaoyuleyichanghuitianmiedidezainan，kaishijulieyaohuangqilai，

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”suzhangpingpinjinquanlichezhesangzipinmingdahan，shengyinzhongdaizhenanyiyanshidejiaojiyukongju。yucitongshi，

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zaijuliedeyaohuangzhongyaoyaoyuzhui。“hong”deyishengjuxiang，fangfotiandidouweizhizhandou，

yizuomotiandalouhongrandaota，judadeyanchenruxiongyongpengpaidelangtaobanshunjianshengtengerqi，zhetianbiri，

jiangzhenggeshijiedoulongzhaozaiyipianheianzhizhong。“daodifashengleshenmeshia？nandaoshijiemorizhendelaile？

”pengyoujingkongwanfen，shengyinzhandouderutongqiufengzhongdeluoye，daizhekuqiangjuewangdishuodao。“woyebuqingchu，

dankendingbushihaoshi，xianbaozhuxingmingyaojin！”suzhangpingjinjinlazhepengyoudeshou，shouxinliquanshihanshui，

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fachu“pilipala”deshengxiang，fangfozaifachuzuihoudeaiming。dongwumensichubentao，fachuqicandejiaosheng，

neishengyinfangfozaixiangshijiesushuozhetamendekongjuyujuewang。“zheiyiqietaikepale，womenshibushizhendemeijiule？

”pengyoujuewangdishuodao，yanshenzhongchongmanlewuzhuyumimang，fangfoyizhimishizaiheianzhongdegaoyang。“biehuixin，

zonghuiyoubanfade！”suzhangpingyaozheya，qiangrenzheneixinruchaoshuibanxiongyongdekongju，nulirangzijibaochilengjing，

danaozaifeisuyunzhuan，rutonggaosuyunzhuandeyinqing，pinmingsisuozheyingduizhice。cishi，

xunishijielidaochudoushirenmenjingkongdekuhansheng、jianzhuwudaotadehongmingsheng，luanchengleyituanzao，

fangforenjiandiyu。3zhenxiangjiexiaohenkuai，keyantuanduijinjifabuleyanjiujieguo。“suzhangping，dashibuhaola！

”keyantuanduidefuzerenwangboshicongcongmangmangdizhaodaota，shenseningzhongdefangfobeifuzhezhenggeshijiedezhongliang，

etoushangmanshimimimamadehanzhu，shunzhelianjiabuduangunluo，dizaidishang。

“jingguowomenyeyijiri、feiqinwangshideyanjiu，

faxianrenleideyongshengjihuadapoleyuzhouneiweimiaoderutongfasibandepingheng，yinqilegaoweiwenmingdezhuyi，

tamenjuedingduiwomenshishijiangweidaji，yaobawomencongsanweidexunishijieqiangxingyasuodaoerwei！

”wangboshiyikouqishuowan，qichuanyuyu，lianshangmanshiyoulvhewunai，fangfoshijiemoriyijinglailin。“shenme？

gaoweiwenmingpingshenmezheimezuo！tamenyetaibadaoleba！”suzhangpingqidemanliantonghong，yourushutoudefanqie，

fennudiwojinquantou，guanjieyinweiyonglierfanbai，fachu“gege”dexiangsheng，fangfozaixuanxiezheneixindenuhuo。

wangboshiwunaiditanlekouqi，kuxiaozheyaoyaotoushuo：“zaitamenyanzhong，womenrenleidexingweipohuaileyuzhouzhixu，

tamenyaojinxingsuoweide‘jiuzheng’。zheijianzhijiushibaquanxingjingma！”suzhangpingqideyaoyaqiechi，

yachiyaode“gege”xiang：“womenjuebunengjiuzheiyangzuoyidaibi，yidingyaoxiangbanfayingdui！

”taxunsutongguoxunitongxunxitongzhaojileyiqunyongganqiezhihuidexingcunzhe。zhongrenhenkuaijujizaixunihuiyishi。

huiyishiliqifenjinzhangyayi，fangfokongqidoubeikongjuninggule。suzhangpingmuguangjiandingdisaoshizhedajia，

dashengshuodao：“gewei，xiangbidajiadouyijingzhidaolewomenmianlindeweiji。jiangweidajiyidanshishi，

womendoujiangmianlinmiedingzhizai。xianzai，dajiajisiguangyi，youshenmexiangfajinguanshuochulai！

”yiweidaizheheikuangyanjingdekexuejiazhanleqilai，tatuiletuiyanjing，

qingleqingsangzishuodao：“muqiandeyanjiubiaoming，

jiangweidajizhuyaoshigaoweinengliangduixunishijiedekongjianweidujiegoujinxingganrao。yiwomenxianyoudekejishuiping，

xiangyaozhijiezuzhijiangwei，jihushibukenengde。zheigaoweinengliangtaiqiangdale，womendekejiyuzhixiangbi，

jiuxiangxiaohaishouzhongdewanjuyiyangcuiruo，bukanyiji。”“nandaowomenjiuzhinengdengsima？wobuganxina！

”renqunzhongyourenjiaojidihandao，shengyinlichongmanlebuganyujuewang，fangfozaixiangmingyunfachuzuihoudenuhou。

suzhangpingchensipianke，muguangjiandingdishuo：“jiranwufazuzhijiangwei，neiwomennengbunenghuangesilu，

liyongerweishijie，dazaoyigeshengcunbaolei，jixuliliang，dengdaifanjidejihui？shuobudingzaierweishijieli，

womennengzhaodaokezhigaoweiwenmingdefangfa。”dajiatingle，xianshimianmianxiangqu，lianshangluchuyouyudeshense。suihou，

yourenhuanhuandiantou，jiezheyuelaiyueduoderenxiangying：“zheigebanfahuoxukexing，zhideyishi！

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meiyifenmeiyimiaodouguanhuwomendeshengsicunwang！”suzhangpingzaikeyanjidilijiaojidilaihuiduobu，

yanjingjinjindingzhegezhongyiqishangtiaodongdeshuju，fangfoyaocongneixiefuzadeshujuzhongwajuechushengmingdexiwang。

jidiliyipianmangliu，keyanrenyuanmenjinzhangdicaozuozheyiqi，jiluzheshuju，meigerendoushenseningzhong，

buganyousihaoxiedai，fangfozaijinxingyichangyusishendesaipao。zhongyu，zaijiangweilailindeqianyike，

tamenchenggongyanfachulenengzaierweikongjiangoujianwendingshengtaidejishu。jiangweideshunjian，

yiguqiangdaderutongheidongyinlibandeliliangjiangzhenggeshijieyabian。“a！”zhongrenrenbuzhufachujinghu，

neishengyinlichongmanlekongjuyutongku，fangfolinghundouzaizheiyikebeisilie。

suzhangpingzhiganjueshentifangfobeiwushuzhiwuxingqiechongmanliliangdedashoujiya，gutoudoukuaibeiniansuile，

neizhongnanshoudeganjuejihuyaorangtahunguoqu。dengtahaoburongyishiyingguolai，