xiaoshuo《haomendaxiaojiejiwodangniuzuoma！》zhujiaoyouxiafengxiayuwei，shizuozhegugeweiduzhedailaidezuixinlizuo，qingjiequzhe，xushiguochengqiqifufu，jixiaobianliuxialeshenkeyinxiang，xiaoshuozhaiyao：erzaizheishi，xiafengshouyishen，bianluozaileqintianyuantoudingdebaihuixue，yilvzhenqiduru，xiaorongshuansai，ziyangmailuo。jimiao……
第9章
“wangbadan！wangbadan！nimenzheiqunfeiwu，kuaiqujiwocha，nongqingchutashishei，woyaoshaleta！”
zhaoguangboruluotangjibanconghushuilibeilaochulaihou，hunshenduosuo，lianjiatonghong，kanzheneiqunanbaorenyuan，yaoyaqiechidehemalianlian。
“shishou，wuyeneibiandiaolejiankong，shuotazhuzaiguanlanfu。”
anbaorenyuanhunshenduosuo，huangmangbiankaishidaochudadianhua，chaxunxiafengdeshenfen，jigedianhuadachuquhou，likehedeliansecangbai，zhanshengdao。
【putong......】
zhaoguangbotingdao【guanlanfu】sangezi，hedetuiduziyiruan，diezuozaidi。
tazheigeshishou，zaiwushuangtianjunmianqian，goupibushi。
“kuai，kuaidaiwoqupeizui。”
zhaoguangbojilinglingdalegeduosuohou，zhaoshoushiyianbaorenyuanbatafuqilai，bianxiangguanlanfukuangbenerqu。
“dengxiahaidequyiyuanchaxia，shentibiezhendeyouzhuangkuang。”
zhaoguangboxintouzhenzhenbuan。
nengzhuguanlanfude，jueduidarenwu，shuobudejinkouyuyan，tashentizhenyouwenti。
yixingrengandaoguanlanfushi，qiahaokandaoxiafengkaizheyiliangbujiadiweihangshichuleguanlanfu，zhaoguangbozhinengzuoba，juedingwanshanglaipeizui，kaichulezheiyipianbaorenyuanhou，huanleyipixinbaobiao，daitaquyiyuanjianchashenti。
xiafengdelaitou，hedaotale，rangtazhenyouxiedanxinshentichulezhuangkuang。
【zhongduxinjiyan，suishikenengyinfaxinyuanxingcusi！】
bujianchabuzhidao，nadaojianchabaogaochanei，zhaoguangboniaodoukuaihechulai。
jingenzhe，xiafengneiju【mingri.nibisi】，gengshirumoyin，zaitaerpanhuidang。
“快给我查！”
“chashenyiqulenali！”
“daiwoquguanlanfu，woyaofujingqingzui。”
xiayike，zhaoguangbozhijuedexiongkouyinyinzuotong，miansecangbaidekanzheanbaorenyuan，shihunluopodekuanghubuzhi。
......
xiafengquchegandaoqinjiashi。
kandaoqinluoshenyilianshiluo，qintianyuanzaianweizheshenme。
“xiafeng，nilaidezhenghao，luoshenjintianxinqingbuhao，nidaitaqupangbiandegaoerfuqiuchangsansanxin，zhenghaonimenliangyejiezheigejihuihaohaopeiyangxiaganqing。”
qintianyuankandaoxiafeng，likexiaohehedao。
xiafengwufafuniqintianyuan，biandiantouyingxia。
“nixinqingbuhaoshiyoushenmeshima？”
xiafengcaidaoqinluoshenquguanlanfudeshihou，taganghaochumenpaobu，suoyicaimeiyudao，bianwenleyiju。
“genniyouguanxima？！”
qinluoshenlenghengyisheng，zaikandaoqintianyuanmeitouzhouqi，zhinengrenxiafanzao，daizhexiafengchumen。
danlaidaodixiachekushi，takandaoneilianglafengkuxuandechangpengbanbujiadiweihang，xinzhongbuyoudeyouxieyihuo。
zheiyangyiliangshoujiasiqianwubaiyuwandechaopao，zhengchangqingkuangxiashigenbenbuhuichuxianzaitamenzheizhongzhonggaodangxiaoqude，zheishinajialaidedarenwu？
qinluoshenchesuhenkuai，piankehou，biandaoledongfanggaoerfuqiuchang。
“luoshen，haojiubujian，xiangsiwole。”
gangzoujingaoerfuqiuchang，yimingdabanyaoraoqingliangdenvhaier，chongguolaiqinrerujiemeibanbaozhuleqinluoshen，ranhoubuyuedekanlexiafengyiyan，lenglenghechidao：“nizheigeqiutongzenmehuishier？**zhifujiulaishangban！buxiangganlema？”
yizhehansuan，qizhiputong，pingpingwuqi。
“wobushiqiutong。”xiafengdandandao。
“zheishiwolaogong，xiafeng，yeyeyiqianjiwodingdewawaqin，xianzaitaxingmanshifang，lailejiangcheng，yeyejiurangwomenlingzhengjiehunle。”
qinluoshenyouyuleyixia，jushihuidalewentihou，lenglengxiangxiafengjieshaodao：“zheishiwoguimi，linmengmeng。”
linmengmengdengdaleyenan，buganzhixindekanzheqinluoshen，jihuyiweierduochuxianlehuanting。
qinluoshenzirongchuzhong，zhuiqiuzhezhongduo，tajuederihounapashibujiajinaweizhanshen，yeyaoyushijialianyin。
kesheinengxiangdao，jingshijiajilegexingmanshifangdelaogaifan。
qintianyuanshilaohutulema？！
“你好。”
xiafengxianglinmengmengshenchushou，dao。
linmengmengchongzhexiafengfanlegedadadebaiyan，yibiantuozheqinluoshendegebobianxiangqiuchangzou，yibianbumandedunangdao：“qinlaoxiangshenmeni，zenmenengrangnijiajizheimegelaogaifana？yikanjiubuxiangshihaoren！ganjinlihun，buranhuituoleinide！”
秦洛神轻叹一声。
“luoshen，haojiubujian，zheiweishi？”
jiuzaizheishi，jinanjinvkuaibuzouleguolai，doushijiangchengyoutouyouliandegongzigefujianv。
youqishilingtoudeyukun，gengshidayoulaitou。
tafuqinshitaishanmengmengzhuliuchuandeshouxia，zhangguanzhetaishanmengdejijiayulechangsuo，henyounengliang。
yukunzishenyehenyouxiu，congxiaojiushitongbeizhongdejiaojiaozhe，yeshiqinluoshendezhuiqiuzhezhiyi。
“yituomeiyouzizhizhiming，wangxiangxianhuachazaishangmiandechouniufen。”linmengmengxiangyukunzhabazhabayanjing。
“hehe......”
yukunbuxiedexiaoleliangsheng，ranhoukanzheqinluoshen，yangyangzidedao：“luoshen，gaosunigehaoxiaoxi，woganggangruzhijiangchengzhanshenfu，yihoujiushifangzhanshendemishule。”
“wa，yushaonihaolihai！”
linmengmengchongbaidekanzheyukun，lianshengkuazan。
jiulianqinluoshendoushimanlianzantan，muguangzhongqijizhisegengnong。
nengjizhanshenzuomishu，weilaiqiantubuke**！
zhipaxiafengyibeizidoudabudaozheigegaodu。
tongyangshiren，chajuzenmezheimeda。
zheiyangderen，youzenmepeideshangtani？
“xiafeng，nikandaolema？zheicaishiwomenzheigeshijiedeshuizhun！”
“niyigegangchuyudelaogaifan，yepeiheluoshenzaiyiqima？gankuailihungundanba！”
jingenzhe，linmengmengyanedekanzhexiafeng，lenglengdao。
qinluoshenyeyouxiekumenqietongqingdekanlexiafengyiyan，xianglexiang，meizaijieshishenme。
她虽然没那么现实。
danyebixuchengren，xiafengyutadeshijie，zhendegegeburu。
gentazhanzaiyiqi，dengdaizhexiafengde，jiushiwuxiuzhidebaiyanhechaofeng。
yexu，zheiyangdedaji，huirangxiafengzhinanertui。
“shenme？luoshenjingrannijiehunle？！”
yukunwenyan，miansedabian，cuoexiangqinluoshenshishengyijuhou，zhuantoushaqitengtengdekanzhexiafeng，lengshengdao：“xiaozi，nibupeiheluoshenzaiyiqi，shixiangdehua，ganjincongtashenbiangunkai！fouze，worangnizaijiangchengwulizhuizhidi！”
linmengmengaomandekanzhexiafeng，yanlimanshixingzailehuo。
yukunzhuiqiuqinluoshenyouduanshijianle，yizhimeiyoudeshou，xianzaitingshuoxiafengheqinluoshenjiehun，kendingnongsizheijiahuodexindouyoule。
xiafengbuxiedexiaolexiao，dandandao：“wopeibupei，guannipishi？！”
“haitemewulizhuizhidi，zhenyiweinijifangpingdangmishujiulebuqile？gaosuni，nibeikaichule！”
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