wangwendashen“xier”dezuixinlizuo《haomenfuqi》zhengzaihuorelianzaizhong,gaishuzhuyaorenwushixulinghuoyubang,shuzhonggushijianshushi:tadezitaitaijugaolinxia,xulingmeifachenxiaganggangdehuoqi:“jiusuanwojintian**rangjinizaipengyoumianqiandiulemianzi,niyebuyinggaiduiwozuoneizhongshi。”……
guanyuhuoyubangzheifancaozuo,xulingzhidaokaiwanlianggehuidoumeixiangmingbai。
tazhizhidao,zheilaohuliyidingxinzanghuaishui。
“ninbodadeyonghu,zanshiwurenjieting,sorry,thesubscriber……”
pa,xulingjiangshoujichaozhuoshangsuiyiyireng。
yigexiaoshili,tajihuoyubangdalejinshitongdianhua,dandouwurenjieting。
tapiqitaiji,yijijiufan。
zuihoumeibanfa,tazhinengrangfeijunzhaotashishi。
jifenzhonghou,feijunqiaomenerru。
taxiang**ganggangdawandianhua,wozheshouji,zuili“e”lejisheng,youxiegangadishuo:“jiuma,jiujiujiele。”
mingmingqianhoubuchasanfenzhong,huoyubangdechabieduidaiguoyumingxian。
xulingdingzheshouji,liansehencha,huanlekouqi,shuo:“ranhouni?”
you**yuangongyou**qinqi,feijuncuocijinshen:“wojiujiushuo,tahoutianxiawu4diandaochengzhou,buguobuhuijia,zaigongsichuliwanjihuo,ganlingchendefeijizaihuixianggang。”
xulingqiangleyiju:“huangdidoumeinijiujiumanga。”
yiweita**zaiqijiujiubuhuijiadeshi,feijunzhejijieshi:“jiuma,nifangxin,wojiujiuweirenhai**henyoufencunde。yahuimingnianyaoshangshi,tazheiduanshijiandequeyaozhangpaoxianggang。dantajueduibuhuizaixiangganga、aomenayangqingfude。”
xulingshengdiaotaigao:“wobabudetayou……”
shengyinjianruo,hetadewaishengshuozheixiebuheshi。
feijunhaiyouhuameishuowan:“jiujiushuo,takandaonijitadaleshijitongdianhua,shuo,**ganggangyizhizaikaihuimeijiedao。tahairangwogennishuo,tazaixiangganghenanquan,rangnifangxin。”
tairoumale,taditougegexiao。
xulingxinlifuchusigezi:zhenbuyaolian。
shishuowan,feijunyeshougongle。
xulingfanderouleroutoufa,shouzhouchengzhecee,piaoliangdeyanmouli**lingluandefanyi。
huran,yuguangpiaoxianglewenjianjiapangbiande《caijingzhoukan》。
xianglexiang,tasuiyifankai,haizhenqiao,yifanjiufandaolehuoyubangdezhuanfang。
zhaopianlidenanrendequeshengdeyifuhaopinang,linfengyushu。
zhi**,xulingkandaowenzhongneixieguoyupaimapidemiaoshushi,chizhiyibi。lianyizhangzhaopian,tadoubuyuanyizhengshi,tuozhejianjiandexiaoxiaba,cemuershi。
buguo,dingzhekanjiule,tayouzhongguaiyideganjue,zongjuedeneishuangyanjingzaidingziji。
yixiangqiletingchechangde**zhishi,tapayisheng,xunsuheshanglezazhi。
嗡嗡。
zhuoshangdeshoujizhenzhezhuozi,xulingheleyitiao,kandao**huoyubanglaidian,talvlelvsixu,jietong。
huoyubangmeiguaiwanmojiao:“feijunyinggaidazhihenishuolewodexingcheng。wojinqinengtengchudeshijian,zhiyouhoutianwanshang8dianzhi9dianyigexiaoshi,dengwoluodihou,zaigaozhiniquna。”
yagenmeijizijishuohuadequanli,xulingyazheqishuo:“huolaoban,nindouanpaihaole,wohaoxiangmeidexuan。”
“yeyou。”huoyubangshengxianhendi,lvedaixiecixing。
xulinghengxiao:“neinishuoshuo。”
dianhualiangtouanjinglejimiao,huoyubangshuodao:“ruguonixiang,niyekeyigenwoquxianggang。”
许姈:……
yitianguoqu,qiahao**gezhouwu。
xulingfenglecaihuigenhuoyubangpaoquxianggang,taxuanzeqianzhe,yutazaijinwangongjinyixiaoshiwancan。
buguoneitianshihou,tacaixiangqilai,jinwanyougaozhongtongxuejuhui,hai**sanbanhesibanyiqiju。
tayetingshuo,weisirenhuilai。
tazhenfuqi,huoyubangjingranzaobuzao,wanbuwan,bupianbuyiganghaohenglanzaizheigeshijiandianshang。
huoyubangxuanleyijiajiao“qi”deriliaodian。
zhouwulushangdulexiaoshifenzhong,xulingdaodeshihou,yijingbadianyike。
tahenaichiriliao,zheijiadiantachanglai,yinweihenxihuanzheilidezhuangxiu,xiangzhishenzaizhulinli。
talakaimumen,kandaohuoyubangguizuozaidianzishang,tuolexifu,danchuanyijianshenhuisegaolingshan,beijiyijiubiting。
chuanzhehefudeshiyingjiangmumenlashang。
xulingsuishouxiangxiantuoxiadayi,gangjiekaikouzi,bianditoukanleyiyanlimiandechenshan,you**chouduande,youxietiefu。
huoyubangtaiqitou:“xulvshiyao**paleng,yekeyichuanzhedayihewochifan。”
mingxian**zaianfeng,xulingmeiduoxiang,tuoxiadayi,lileliqunshen,dafangdeguizuoxia。
zhangzhuoshangbaizheyipaijingzhidehaixian,zheixieshicaidayankanqu,jiuheputongderiliaodianbutong,suoyirenjunguoqianyeyouliyou。
budebushuo,xulinghenshihechuanchouduanmianliaodechenshan,yaoxixiongting,chengdetazhixingyoufengqing。
huoyubangkanletaliangyan,ranhoutitadaolebeirecha。
xingxingzuotai,xulingwozhuchabei,fachuxixideshengyin:“huolaoban,zhen**riliwanjia,yaoyuenin,haizhen**burongyi。”
zhangzheyouzhangmingyanyoujiaoqiaodelian,qiangtianqiangdiqilai,yeburangrenyan,faneryouzhongxiaozuoyiqingdeganjue。
霍驭邦不出声。
zicongjianguotapazaishenshangyaozijixiongdeyimuhou,xulingzongjuedetazaidingzijikan。yijinzhang,tapieguotou,bachenshanwangwaicheleche。
sibuyaoliandechouliumang,taxinlimaqu。
jibiegenbenbutong,huoyubangkanyiyan,jiuzhidaotazaimaziji。
tayishouchengzaidatuishang,yishouwoqibeizi,minxiayikoucha,danshengshuo:“xulvshi,sihuyaodeyoudianduoa。”
xulingshaozheng:“shenmeyisi?”
huoyubanglianshang**caibutoudexiaorong:“niyifangmianbujieshouzheiduanhunyin,bujieshouwo,yifangmianyouxiwangwonengzhongshini,nengsuishisuidijienidianhua。”
tashizhihelong,shouzhoudizaizhuomianshang,shengxianyiya:“woxiangwomendeguanxi,haibudaowonengbanifangzaidiyiwei,shenzhibaimangzhizhongnengchoukongjinibaogedianhuazhoudechengduba。”
zheihuatingqilaimeiyourenhemaobing。xulingxinyijin,gangganghazhigaoqiyangdeta,shunjianbeidudaodixialetou。
jianzhuoshangderiliaohaiweidong,huoyubangyongxinkuaijixulingjialejipiancishen,shouhuikuaizihoushuoqizhengshi:“tinizuxiahengying,bingfeichuziwogerenyiyuan,**xulaodejueding。”
“woyeye?”xulingyijing,zhouqimei,“dan**tazenmemeihewoshuoni?”
huoyubangshuo:“tashuo,henitiguojici,dannimeicidouzhiyiyongzijidefangshiyunyinggongsi。”
tajialepiancishenfangdaopanli,shengyinjidan:“suoyitaxiwang,wonengjiaoniruhezuoshengyi。”
“nijiaowo?”huangmiudaoxulingjiuchatuimenerchu,shenzijidongdewangqianyifu:“wo**zuolvshide,henizheizhongwanyinxianshouduandeshengyirenbutong。wo**ren,ni**gui。”
congrenshitadediyitianqi,tajiuhunshendaici。
huoyubangbuzuohuiying,zhixiezheshen,qiaoleqiaomumen。
ribenshiyingweixiaozhelakai,tayongliulideriyuhetajiaoliu。
kezhennengzhuanga,xulingbailetayiyan,xiangqiwangle**congnatingdaoleyixietadebagua,tanaqichabei,songlesongmei:“tingshuoniyiqianyouyigeribennvpengyou,nanguairiyubucuo。”
huoyubanghuiguoshen:“nijieyi?”
“wohuijieyi?”xulinghengxiao:“niyou1000genvpengyou,wodoubujieyi,wobabudeniduozhaojigeqingfu……”
“xuling。”huoyubangturanlengshengdaduan。
xulingbeiposhouzhuhua,henbuyue:“ganma?”
fangjiantaianjing,meiyouyisizayin。huoyubangjianghuahenqing,danhenyouweisheli:“wozheigerenzuoshini,jiangjiugongping。jiranwojileniyiniandeshijian,nidouliangshoukongkong。neijiexialaizheibannian,woyexuyaogongping。”
youxiebuhaodeyugan,xulingdexinweiweidoudong:“bieheworaoquan,zhijieshuo,niyaozenyang?”
“玩个交易游戏。”
“什么游戏?”
huoyubangbeitingdehenzhi,shenseziruo:“niyaozhuawobabing,neiwoyekeyizhuanibabing。ruguonizhuadaole,wolikehenilihun,danruguonibeiwozhuadao。”
huaturanzhongduan,butaimiao。
xulingyouxiehaipa,meiyanfengli:“nixiangzuoshenme?”
qingqingfangxiakuaizi,huoyubangzuijiaoshangyang,**bushandexiaorong:“chuleshangchuang,wokeyizuorenheshi。”
“nizhen**gexialiudefengzi。”xulingjidaonule,zhenxianglinqibaozasita。
huoyubangbingbupatadexiongyang,jiaqiyipiancishen,xiaolexiao:“xulvshi,zenmezhixuzhouguanfanghuo,buxubaixingdiandengni?”
shuowan,tamanyouyousongjinzuili,pinchangqilai。
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