jingcaixiaoshuo《haomengongzi》benwenjiangshulechengfanyechuqingdegushi，ganqingxini，dongchalijiqiang，shilituijian！tuijianxiaoshuoneirongjiexuan：sheibuxihanbeirenkuajiang，yechuqingdemuqingengshiruci，tameiyanhuanxiaodaliangzhechengfan：“henhao，zhangdeshuaiqi，genzanjianverbanpei。”“qingbei，……
shenmejiaozhengyanshuoxiahua，jiushixianzaizheiyang。
yeqingbeiyiting，dunshixinjirufenqilai。
tahongzheyankuangshuodao：“zhangzhuren，qiuqiuniyidingjiujiulaoyezi，zhiyaonengjiuhuolaoyezi，duoshaoqiandoukeyi。”
“zheibushiqianbuqiandewenti。”
zhangzhurenbaibaishou，ranhouluchuhenweinandeyangzi，shuo：“wojinliangshishikanba，nimendouchuqu。”
suoyourendoubeigandaoketing，zhangzhurendunshilengxiaoyisheng，taqishishenmedoubuyongzuo，yinweilaoyezikuaixingguolaile。
yejiarenzuozaiketing，meitoujinsuo，liandaiyouchouzhise。
chengfankaikoudao：“bofu，laoyezibuhuiyoushide，tanglaoganggangjitafuyongleyao，renmashangjiunengxing。”
“xiaotuzaizi，nizaizheipiansheini，dangwomenshishazi？”
dabomuzhaocaijifengkaikou：“buzhidaonisuibiancongnazhaolaidepianzi，jiuganzaizheihuyanluanyu，wanyilaoyeziyougesanzhangliangduan，jiushinihaiside！”
“bomushuodedui。”chenfeibiyideshuo：“zhangzhurencaishijiangdongzuiyoumingdezhuanjia，nishuodeneigelaotou，wokanjiushipianzi。”
chengfandandankaikou：“tanglaokeshiyishushengshou，zhongyijiedetaidoujiyuanlao，ruobushikanzaiwomianzi，tabukenenglai……”
“够了。”
yeqingbeilengzhelianshuodao：“wozhidaonishihaoyi，danxianzaidouanjingdian，biedaraozhangzhurenkanbing。”
yechuqingyilianwunai，lachechengfangebo，rangtabuyaoshuole。
meiyihui，zhangzhurenchulaile，manlianxiaorongdao：“xingburuming，laoyeziyijingquanyule。”
“太好了！”
quanjiarenyilianjingxi，likechongjinlewunei。
laoyeziqueshixingle，erqiejingshenfeichangdehao。
yeqingbeishensejidong，laoyeziyinweishentiyuanyin，zaichuangshangtanglehaojinian。
rujinjurankeyixiachuangzoudong，jianzhijiushiyixueqiji。
“zhangzhurenmiaoshouhuichun，jiangdongdiyishenyi，mingbuxuchuan。”
chenfeilikepaimapiqilai。
zhangzhurenyiliandeyihuihuishou：“dayinglechenshaojiuren，kendingdezhihao。”
zheishi，yeqingbeiganjinfengshangbaiwanzhipiao，yilianganjishuozhehaohua。
“jiranlaoyeziquanyule，neizhangzhurenjiushiwomendejiumingenren。”
daboyeqingqiangxiaomimishuodao：“yaobuzheiyang，womenjubanyigeqinggongyan，yaoqingqinpenghaoyouguolai，jilaoyezihaiyouzhangzhurenqingzhuyixia。”
“didian，jiuxuanzezaitiankonghuayuanba，suoyoufeiyongqingbeinimenyijialaichengdan。”
tiankonghuayuan，renjunxiaofeiyiwan，jubanyigeqinggongyan，zhishaojibaiwanqibu。
yeqingbeilianseyouxieganga，zheixienianjilaoyezikanbingzhiliao，taokongjiadi。
yixiayenabuchujibaiwanlai。
“dageshuodedui，zheigefeiyongyinggaiwomenlaichengdan。”
hancuicuidiantouyingyunxialai，niutouduiyechuqingshuodao：“chuqing，ninanpengyouchengfanbushihenlihaima，rangtazhaoguanxiquyudinggeweizhi，keyiba？”
“妈，其实……”
yechuqinggangyaojujue，chengfanlianmanglouzhutajianbang，xiaozhedaying：“ayi，nifangxin，zheishibaozaiwoshenshang。”
“xiaozi，nitingqingchule，shitiankonghuayuan。”
chenfeiyinyangguaiqideshuodao：“zheikebushiquanjiangdongweiyiyijiaqixingjijiudian，jiusuanshiyiwanfuhaodingweizhi，yedepaiduidaoxiageyue，bieshuodahua，daoshihoubeidalian。”
“我听得很清楚。”
chengfanxiaoyinyinhuida：“wojialiyoudeshiguanxi，tiankonghuayuanlaobanworenshi，dingweizhijiushiyijuhuadeshi。”
“你就吹吧你。”
dabomulenghengdao：“womenjinisantianshijian，basuoyouqinggongyandouanpaihao，daoshihougaobuding，nidejiafuerdaishenfen，bugongzipo。”
“咱们走。”
大伯一家离开。
chenfeipieleyechuqingyiyan，fengcidao：“chuqing，nizhaodenanrenbuxing，manzuipaohuoche，wodougaobudingtiankonghuayuan，jiupingtazheigelaji？”
“zuihounihaishidejiajiwo。”
“哈哈！”
他也走了。
yechuqinglazhechengfanzoudaowaimian，shengqidezhiwen：“nipingshenmetiwozuozhua，wodourangnizoule，nihaihuilaigansha。”
“nizhibuzhidaotiankonghuayuanshishenmedifang，dabotamenjiushiguyirangwojiachuchoude，nijuran……”
“别生气啊。”
chengfananweidao：“woyebushisuibianshuoshuode，worenshiyigeren，tazhendekeyigaodingweizhi。”
“nimenliangliaoshenmeni。”
yeqingbeizouchulai，shuodao：“xiaofan，jirannirenshitiankonghuayuanderen，neijiuyudingyigedabaoxiang，feiyongwomenlaichengdan。”
“chuqing，nizaiquqingjigemingxingguolai，huoyueyixiaqifen。”
“ba，wogongsimeineimeduoqianle，qingmingxingdeqiangenbenbugou。”
“neinijiubuqingle？rangnidabotamenyijiakanxiaohua？”
yeqingbeibanzhelianshuodao：“shizaibuxing，rangxiaofantinichu，mashangnimenjiujiehunle，huadianqianyezhengchangba？”
“ba，womenhaimeijiehun，buneng……”
“haole，nibiezhenglunle，wokanxiaofanyebushikoumenderen。”
“等你好消息。”
yeqingbeizhuanshenhuiwu，yechuqingxiaoliandanbiandecangbai，zhiyoutazhidaochengfandeshenfenshijiade，duifanggenbenmeiqian。
yejiushishuo，zuihousuoyoudefeiyong，douyaotalaichengdan。
xiangdaozheige，tazhijiezuozaidishang，naqishoujisuanleqilai。
yanxidexiaofei，jiashangmingxingchuchangfeiyong。
“zhishao……debabaiduowan。”
suanwanzhangyihou，yechuqingshuangmupenhuo，henhendengzhechengfan。
dunshixiangkansiduifangdexindouyoule。
chengfankekeyisheng，shuo：“wojinliangtinixiangbanfa，rangnishaohuadian。”
“niyaoshibuhuluandaying，wojiushengle。”
yechuqingyouqiyounu，muguangsichuxunzhaonengnaqidedongxi，chengfanjianzhuangganjinpaolu。
“我明天来找你。”
“nibiepao，wodasini……”
……
louxia，chenfeigenzhangzhurenzuozaiyiliangchelimian。
“zhangzhuren，zheiciduoxienile。”
“nijiuleyejialaoyezi，neiyechuqingkendingtaobuchuwodeshouzhangxin。”
chenfeikaixindehebulongzui。
zhangzhurenmianwubiaoqingdeshuodao：“zheigeyuedezhiwupingji，chenshaokebiewangle。”
“fangxinba，wojiagenyuanzhangguanxihaodehen，jiushiyijuhuadeshiqing。”
chenfeimanlianzixindeshuodao。
zheishi，zhangzhurendeshoujixiangle，jielezheigedianhuahou，tadunshijidongdefadouqilai。
“tangshengyijuranlaijiangdongle，kuai，kuaiqujiantalaorenjia！”
zhangzhurenzhanghongzhelian，duizhesijihouleqilai。
chenfeiheyitiao，ganjinwendao：“zhangzhuren，niyaojianshei？”
“dangranshizhongyijietaishanbeidoudetanglao，talaorenjiajuranlailejiangdong，wozheigemeijimingdetudi，kendingyaoqubaifang。”
“yaoshinengdedaotalaorenjiashangshi，jiangdongyiyuan，deqingwoqudangfuyuanzhang。”
zhangyishengjinzhangdeliangzhishoudouzaizhandou，butingcuicu：“kuai，kaikuaidian，kuai！”
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