zhujiaoshilifengzhouminruodeshumingjiao《haomenhanxu》，benxiaoshuodezuozheshilaozhengtaizuixinxiedeyibendoushishenghuofenggedexiaoshuo，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：lifengbenlaishiyigeshoujinqirudeshangmennvxu，danshiyiwaichengweiyinshihaomenjichengren，yizhilengbingbingdelaopoyekaishiduitaguamuxiangkan……...
“啪！”
一记响亮的的耳光。
lifengmolemozijidelian，faxiangenbenbushidadeziji。
zhuantouyikan，faxianzhouminruobuzhidaoshenmeshihoudangleguolai。
gangcaizhoulaotaitaineiyibazhang，zhitingtingdedazailezhouminruodelianshang。
lifengdunshinuhuozhongshao，dangchangjiuyaofazuo。
zhoulaotaitaidazijibuxing，dazijilaopoyebuxing！
“lifeng，niyaozaofanma？nihaixianbugouluan？”
bianshangdezhouminruosisidechezhulifengdegebo，lifengditoukanta，faxiantadeyankuangfanhong，leishuidazhuan。
“我……”
yishijianlifengyelengjinglexialai，tazhidao，zijilaizhoujiashiyaobangzhuzhouminruodangshangzongjingli，bingbushilaidajiade。
“nainaiduibuqi，jieduibuqi。”
zhouminruoyaoyaqinzhuleishui，chaozheliangrenjuleyigong。
“哼，假惺惺……”
zhouwanyinglenghengyisheng，zhuanshenjinlewu。
zheijianshiqingbeidangchengyigexiaochaqujiuzheiyangguoqule，queyerangzhouminruoneixingengjiadejusang。
bijingbenlailaotaitaijiubuzenmedaijianziji，xianzaihaichulezheiyangdeshiqing，zijixiangyaogenzhouwanyingzheng，kongpashinanyudengtianle。
bangexiaoshiyihou，zhoujiabieshuhuiyishilimianzuomanleren，doushizhoujiadexiaobeimen。
erzhouminruohelifengdedaolai，yinqileyizhenbuxiaodehongdong。
“zhouminruzenmehaoyisilaide，nainaizhiqianbushiyijingbataganchujiamenlema？”
“dangranshilianpihoulebei，danfanyaodianlianderendoubuhuilai。”
“zhouminruoyezhenshibuzhangnaozi，haidaizhelifenglai，nandaobuzhidaonainaizuibudaijianwairenma？”
zhongrenqieqiesiyu，kanxiangzhouminruodeyanshenli，chuleluojingxiashibandechaonong，jiushixianqi。
“haole，dajiajingyijing！”
zheishihou，huiyishitaishangdezhoulaotaitaipailepaizhuozi，quanchangyixiazianjingxialai。
“xiangbidajiazhiqianyinggaihenqingchule，liminliansuodiandexuezongshangzhoutuixiule，xianzailiminliansuogongsichayigezongjingli，nimenyoumeiyoumaosuizijiande？”
zhoulaotaitaiyibianshuo，yibianmuguangsaoxiangquanchang。
zheiyipidezhoujiaxiaobeizhong，nengkandarendehenshao，zheirangzhoulaotaitaihentoutong。
danshihaozaidasunnvzhouwanyinghenzhengqi，muqianzaijiazugongsiliyijingpadaofuzongdeweizhi。
suoyi，zhoulaotaitaixinlimianjiudasuanrangzhouwanyingzuozheigezongjingli，danshichuyumianzigongcheng，haishiyaozouyixialiuchengde。
zhoulaotaitaidehuayinyiluo，taixiajiuyilunqilai。
“zheiliminliansuodianjinjiniankeshizanmenzhoujiadedanghongzhaziji，sheiyaoshizuoshangzongjinglideweizhi，kongpajiushiyihoujiazhudezhongyaorenxuanle。”yourenyanhong。
“sheishuobushini，woyaoshiyouneinengnaijiuhaole，kexia，kexi。”yourentanxi。
danshiyourenquekandehenqingchu，“kexigepi，nainaizheibuguoshizougeguochangeryi，haizhenyiweinimenyoujihuile？yaowoshuo，zheigezongjinglizaojiushiwojiejiedele，zhibuguozhijieshuochulai，rangnimenzheibanglajizibeieryi。”
“ai，woshuonizheirenshuohuaguishuohua，zenmehaimaren……”
neirendunshihuomaosanzhang，danshidangtazhuantoukanxiangshuohuaneirenshi，dunshijiunianle。
“a？wantingxiaojie，nijiaoxundeshi。”
shuohuazheirenyishenbaiseluqitxudapeiyitiaochaoduanreku，rekuduandaodoukeyikandaoheisedediku。
ranzheyitoujieaobuxundehuangmao，lianshanghuazhejingzhidezhuangrongdapeishangdahongsedechungao，zuilijiaozhepaopaotang，yifunvpizidemoyang。
cirenjiushizhouwanting，zhouwanyingdeluanshengmeimei，liangrenxianggeshifenzhongchusheng。
buguoliangrensuiranshiluanshengjiemei，danshixinggequebudayiyang。
zhouwanyingyinxianjiaozhaaishuaxinji，danshizhouwantingqueshipolagengzhi，yishenjianghuqixi。
“nainai，woyuanyichangshiyixia！”
zheishihou，zhouwanyingzaizhongrenzhumuzhongzhanleqilai。
“ng，bucuo，haiyouqitarenma？”
zhoulaotaitaimanyidedianlediantou，suihoumuguangsaoguoquanchang，anzhaotadeguji，yinggaimeiyouqitarenhuizaichutoule。
ercishidezhouminruoneixinshifenfuza，buguozuihoutayaoleyaoya，fanzhengyijingdaozheilile，huochuqule。
jiuzaitazhunbeizhanqilaideshihou，yishuangshouquelazhuleta。
“buyaobuzilianglile。”
lazhuzhouminruodebushibieren，zhengshizhouwanting。
“zhouwantingniweimianyetaixiaoqiaowozhouminruole，pingshenmewoyidinghuishu。”
周敏若一脸坚定。
“shilidexuanshutaidale，woquannibuyaozizhaokuchi，lingwainimadiyafangchangenshenxingzhangdaikuanyiqianwangenbenmeiyouyidianyong。”
zhouwantingdezheijuhuarangzhouminruochileyijing，“ni，nizenmezhidao？”
“zenmezhidaoneijiubuxuyaolejiele，woxianggaosunideshi，shenxingzhangmashangpijiwojiejieyigeyidedaikuan，nijuedeniyoushengsuanma？”
zhouwantingdeyijuhua，chedijipolezhouminruozuihoudehuanxiang。
yiqianwanduiyigeyi，shibeidechaju！
“lingwai，niyinggaizhidao，zheicilimingongsizongjinglidexuanren，bingbushidanchundegangweijingzheng，gengshiyicikaohe！”
“什么意思？”
zhouminruohenshihaoqi，taduizheicizongjinglixuanrendelejiehenshao。
“limingongsichenglizhijinsuiranqianjinghenhao，danshixianzaihaishikuisunzhuangtai，nainaideyisi，sheinengrangliminyingli，sheijiushizongjinglidezuizhongrenxuan。”
zhouwantingdeyifanhuarangzhouminruohuorankailang，zhishitabuzhidaoweishenmezhouwantinghuihaoxingaosuzijizheixie。
tahaimeikaikou，zhouwantingdaoshixianshuole，“nishibushiyihuowoweishenmegennishuozheixie？”
“weishenme？”zhouminruodiandiantou。
“yinweiwoyaogaosuni，zaiqiangdadeshilimianqian，nineikeliandezizunxin，shenmeyebushi！”
zhouwantingjinjindedingzhezhouminruo，sihuxiangyaoyijujipozhouminruocuiruodexinlifangxian。
buguo，cishiyidaoshengyinxiangleqilai。
“neiyouruhe，womenyijiuyaopin！”
说话的正是李枫。
“lifeng，nibushuohuawohaizhenbaniwangjile，gangcainidawojiejieyigeerguang，zheijianshiqingwohaiyaogennisuansuan，huiyijieshuzhihou，wozailanjicantingdengni，youzhongjiulai。”
shuowan，zhouwantingjikairenqun，likaile。
cishi，youxiangqitaishangzhoulaotaitaineiyouxiebunaifandeshengyin。
“chulewanying，haiyoumeiyouqitaren？”
“我……”
zhouminruodeshengyinruobukewen，danshicishiyizhiqiangyouliqiewennuandeshoujinjinwozhuletadeshou。
是李枫！
“jinhousuoyoudeyiqie，wodoupeiniyiqi！”
zhouminruoyilianjingyadekanzhelifeng，lifengjiandingdeyanguangyekanxiangleta。
simuxiangdui，yizhongchaosimuxiangqueyounanyiqijideganjue，congzhouminruodeneixinfanyong。
taishangdezhoulaotaitaiyiweimeiyouren，zhengzhunbeixuanbuhuiyijieshudeshihou，yizhishoujueqiangdejuleqilai。
zhoulaotaitaiyanqianyiliang，meixiangdaozhoujiahaiyourenganhezhouwanyingjingzheng。
danshidangtakanqingchuneigejushouzhirenshi，meitoujinzhouqilai。
“zhouminruo，zheikebushierxi！”
zhoulaotaitailianseyichen，mianlubumandao。
“wozhidao，danshiwohaixiangshiyishi。”zhouminruoyaoyashuodao。
“buziliangli！”zhouwanyinglengxiaoyisheng，“biedaoshihoubafangzishule，daoshihoulaizhoujiamenkoukuqiong。”
zhouwanyingdeyifanhua，yindezhongrenhahadaxiao。
zhouminruoshenbianmeigerendeyanshenli，douchongmanlechaoxiao，chongmanlexingzailehuo。
zaitamenkanlai，zhouminruojiuxiangshiyigexiaochou，yigezhongjiuhuishi.baidexiaochou。
tanashenmegenzhoulaotaitaizuichongaidesunnvbi？
“安静！”
zhoulaotaitaizhanzaitaishangpailepaizhuozi。
“jiranzheiyang，woxuanbu，zhouminruohezhouwanyingjingzhengzongjinglideweizhi，sheinengdailingliminliansuogongsiyingli，sheijiushizongjinglirenxuan。”
huayingangluo，youyidaoshengyinxiangleqilai。
“nainai，wohaixiangjiayigetiaojian！”
zheishihou，zhouwanyingdelianshangshanguoyisiedu……
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