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guoleyihuier,zhongrendouxiaofanletian,meiyouyigerenxiangxintadehua,gegedoushuotatangbeidangche。magaoshishei?zhipashuolezheihua,zhouxiaoyangdexiachanghuihencanhencan。
ermagaogengshixiaochaleqi,yishoufuzhepangbiandexiaodi,yishouwuzheduzi,yanleidoukuaibiaochulaile。
“hahahahaha......zhouxiaoyang,wojintiancaifaxiannishigexijutiancai,zheixiaohuanengrangwojizhuyibeizi,hahahahaha......”
xiaowan,tayouyansuleqilai,yanzhongdaizheshaqi,shuo:
“xiaohuahenhaoxiao,danshinigangcaichuailewoyijiao,youxiangwobichulezhongzhi。zhouxiaoyangnisidingle。nizuotianbushiwugukuangkema?nidengzhejietuixuetongzhiba。danshizaicizhiqian,wodexianbanidetuidazhe,bujinidianlihaichangchangnijiubuzhidaomawangyeyoujizhiyan。”
shuozhe,xiangshenpanghuilehuishou。
jigerentaixiaokanzhouxiaoyangle,yiweitagenyiqianyiyanghaoqifu,genbenbufangzaiyanli,manyouyoudeshangqianyaozhuata。
kezhouxiaoyangchenzheigekongdangyanjishoukuaidekuabushangqianyiquanhongzaimagaodelianshang,jiejieshishidezaduanletadebiliang,chichiwangwaimaoxue。
ranhouzhuazheduifangdeyiling,yangqidaixuedequanshoudashenghoudao:
“doujiwotuixia!buranjiugentayiyang,zenmesidedoubuzhidao!”
jigegenbandunshishaleyan,quandouchichidelengzaiyuandi,quanbanderendouxiangbudaozhouxiaoyangjintianrucideshenyong。
magaowuzhebizi,dengdaleyanjing,kuhandao:
“zhouxiaoyang,ni......nipiqijianzhanga,jurangandaduanwodebizi,xiaoxinrihouwozhaonibao......”
“pa。”huameishuowan,magaolianshangyouailezhouxiaoyangyiquan。
zhouxiaoyangyangqitoumieshidekanzheta,hedao:
“danisuanshenmedongxi,laozicongxianzaikaishijiushizheigepiqi,yihounijianzhewojiuraodaozou,tingdaolemeiyou,buranwojianniyicidaniyici。”
congweibeirenfankangguodemagaobeitazheimeyihou,dunshixinjingroutiao,zaijiashangbizitengdetiaojiao,lishiweilexialai,lianliandiantou。
zhouxiaoyangsongkaishou,yijiaochuaizaitade**shang:“jiwogun。”
magaowuzhebizidaizhegenbanliangundaipadefengpaolechuqu,chadianzhuangdaoleyigeren。
zhouxiaoyangchaomenkouzhanwang,zhijianshitamenbandebanzhangjianxihua——tongxiaoyun
tachuanzhebaisededuanxiu,mihuangseyundongtieshenduanqun,fusebairun,meimulingdong,zhazheshanguangdemawei,zhoushentouzheyiguqingchunhuopodeqixi。
tongxiaoyunganggangcongwaitouhuilai,yuanyuanbiantingdaojiaoshiliyizhensaodong,xinxiangbuhao,kendingyoushimagaozaidaoluan。
zhishimeixiangdaopaochuqudeshimagaoyihuoren,erqiehaiwuzheliuxuedebizi,yangziheqilangbei。
tazhengnamenzhe,zhijianhuangbopaoguolaidanyoudechaomagaopaoqudefangxiangtiaowang,shihunluopodezhiyaotou:“wanlewanle,nizenmenengduimagaodongshou,neishihuirehuoshangshendea,xiaoyangshiwohaileniya,zheixiakezhendewandanle。”
“shenme?”tongxiaoyunhenshichijing,liansejinghuangdejinghu:“zhouxiaoyangnifengle!magaoshinidade?nizhibuzhidaozheiyangzuodehouguo?”
tongxiaoyunziranhenqingchumagaoshishenmeyangderen,zhenggexuexiaomeiyourenganduitashuozheizhonghua,yizhouxiaoyangdebeijingzuozheizhongshidexiachang,biranshiwufachengshoude。
zicongzhidaozhouxiaoyangjialideqingkuanghou,tongxiaoyunduitayizhitingqinpeide。nenggouweilezhaogumuqinhewanchengzijidexueye,yiranerrandedaocharumen,tajuedezheiyangcaishiyigekangqizerendezhenzhengnanren。
zhidaotajiajingbutaihao,yushichiwufandeshihoutongxiaoyuntongchangdouhuijitaliujikuairou。
kesheizhidaojintianjuranzuochulezheizhonghaowutounaodeshiqinglai,tabujinyouqiyounao,haiyoudianlianxizhiqing。
huangboyiting,weicumeitoushuo:“yi?banzhang,nizenmezheimeguanxinzhouxiaoyang,nanbuchengniduitayouyisima?”
chaneijian,tongxiaoyunlianseyihong,dengyuanlexingyan,chennudao:
“ni......nishuoshenmeni?wo......woshibanzhangyaoweihubanlidezhixu,nibuyaohushuobadao。”
suihouyechennuzhouxiaoyang:“nizenmezheimechongdong?magaodeqingkuangniyoubushibuzhidao。tayaoshizhendegaoni,nikejiuzhendezaixuexiaolidaibuxiaqule。”
zhouxiaoyangsonglesongjian,weiweixiaodao:“jintiancaizhidaotashizheimegesonghuo,daliangquanjiufufutietiede。meishi,rangtalaiba,yiqianbeitaqifuyejiusuanle,kexianzaiwozaiyebuhuirangtaxiaozhangle。”
“niyaniya,meijijinjiliangyouyaochengqiang。ai,zheiyangba,wowanshangzhaowobawenwen,kanxiayoushenmeguanxinengbaipingzheijianshi,burannijiuzhendewanle。”
tongxiaoyunshizhendeguanxinziji,zheijinianyizhichengmengtazhaogu,zhouxiaoyangnengganjuededao。taxintouyinuan,youdiangandong,shuo:“xiexienibanzhang,woyihouyidinghuiduinihaode。”
tongxiaoyundunshidixiatou,manliantonghong,minzhezuibajidao:“ni......ni......nishuoshenmeya?sheirangniduiwohaola?”
“nizheiyangbangwo,nandaowobuyinggaiduinihaoma?”zhouxiaoyangyoudianzhangerheshangmobuzhetounao,mengranzhizhetadelianjia,xiangfaxianxindaluban,jingehandao:“banzhang,nidelianzenmebianchenghongtongtongdele?”
“被你气的。”
shuowanjiuzhuanshenchaowaipaoqu。
“woqide?”zhouxiaoyangwangzhetadeqianying,naolenaonaodai,shuangshouyitan,bumingsuoyi。
zhuanyanjiudaolezhongwu,zhongrendouzaishitangchifan,huangboyidianweikouyemeiyou,chidexinbuzaiyan,kunaodebalazhewanlidemili。ershenpangdezhouxiaoyangdaoshichidechangkuai,yidiandoumeiyouweigangcaishierzaiyi,jiufangfoconglaimeifashengguoyiyang。
erzuozaitamenduimiandetongxiaoyunweicuyuemei,jiangwanliyizhengkuaiwanhaodehongshaoroujiajileta。
“nizenmeyidiandoubudanxinni?magaokebushisuibianjiunengfangguonideren,wanyitayaodongzhengedezenmeban?”
zhouxiaoyangzhangdazuibayaoleyikou:“zhenxiang,banzhangnizhenhao,wohenjiumeichiroule。”
“aiya,renjiagennishuozhengjingde,nihaishahuhudezhuangzuobuzhidao。”tongxiaoyunbailetayiyan。
“heihei,meishide,buyongdanxin,zitaokuchideshita,daoshihounimenjiukanhaoxiba。”
zhengshuozhe,yougerenjingzhixiangtamenzoulai,jirentaitouyikan,jingranshixundaochuzhuren。
“nijiushizhouxiaoyang?”xundaozhurenyebuluosuo,xialaijiuwenta。
“ng,woshi。”zhouxiaoyangdianlediantou。
xundaozhurenmianwubiaoqingdewangzheta,yongshouwangwaiyizhi,shuo:“nixianzaimashanggenwoquxundaochu,youdianshiqingyaozhaoniwengehua。”
xundaochuzhurenshimagaodeqinshushu,tazheiyilaikendingshiweilemagaodeshi,zhidaolaizhebushan,zhouxiaoyangyebuhanhu,shuo:
“qingxiandengyixia,dengwochibaolezaiqu,zongbunengezheduzitingjiaoxunba?”shuozheyouyaoleyikouhongshaorou。
“你......”
xundaozhurenyaolexiazuichun,numudingzheta:“woyaonimashangqu,woshuodeshixianzai,mashang,like。”
“zhidaole,zhidaole。”
zuilijiaozherou,zhouxiaoyangpailepaishou,shenlegelanyao:“a——chibaole,zheirouzhenxiang。”shuowanjiugenzhexundaozhurenqule。
tongxiaoyunhehuangboyuanyuanwangzhetamen,xinzhongyouzhongbuhaodeyugan。
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