wanjiexiaoshuo《haomennichong，moshaoqingqingchong》shiqianshuqingxinchuangzuodeyibenhaomenzongcaileixiaoshuo，benxiaoshuodezhujiaosuxinningmoyechen，neirongzhuyaojiangshu：“jiajiwo，bupasi？”chuanyanxiazimochenyushigetianshengdeshaxing，kesishuangqinjiejieyijisangeweihunqi。suxiaoningbaozhebisidejuexinjiajita。benyiweihunhoushitazhaoguta，quemeixiangdao，tabeitachongshangletian。tashuo，tashiwodenvren，zhiyouwokeyiqifu。tashuo，sheigandongwodenvren，worangtashengburusi。tahaishuo，wodenvrenyaojiwoshengyiduihaizi。suxiaoningnule，“sheiyaojinishengyiduihaizi！”nanrennachudangchudehunlishipin，shipinlitayilianrenzhen，“wohuinulijinishenghaizide！”tahongzhelianfouren，“zheibusuanshu......
houmiandehua，tangyihanmeiyouzaishuoxiaqu。
yinweitamingxiandiganjuedaosuxiaoningshenbiandemochenyudeqichangyijingbuduile。
tangyihanyaoleyaochun，dishenghesuxiaoningdaolebiezhihoujiulikaile。
congxuexiaohuibieshudeyilushang，mochenyudoumeiyouzaishuohua。
suxiaoningjicixiangyaohetashuodianshenme，quebuzhidaogaishuoshenme，yushizhinengchenmo。
huidaobieshuzhihou，suxiaoningzuodediyijianshijiushijiangneixiebeisihuailedezhengshuyidiandiandipinjieqilai。
zheixiebeisihuaidepinjieqilaidaoshirongyi。
danshinainaijitaxiekapiandexiaoceziyijingbeishaohuiledaban，xiufuqilaipashihenkunnan。
zuozaishuzhuoqian，suxiaoningtongxinjishoudikanzheneigebeishaohuidexiaocezi，zaixindihenhendimalencimominhan。
magoulezhihou，tagangzhunbeijiangneigexiaocezishouqilai，yizhangkapiancongcezilidiaolechulai。
tajianqilaixiangfangjinqu，quefaxiankapianlijuranyougejiaceng，jiacenglimianshiyizhanglaojiudenanhaidezhaopian。
zhaopianbeishaohuileyixiaoban。
suxiaoningkanzhekapianrenlexujiu，doubujidezijiyinxianglimianyouzheimegenansheng，yushibianxiaoxinyiyidijiangzhaopianfangjinxiaocezilishouleqilai。
dengdaoyoujihuideshihou，tayidingyaozhuizhenainaiwenyiwen，weishenmejitadekapianli，huiyoubierendezhaopian。
jiangyiqienongwanzhihou，tianseyijinganlexialai。
menwaixiangqilisaoqiaomendeshengyin，“taitai，laoyezilaidianhuarangninhexianshengyiqihuilaozhai，ninshoushiyixiaba。”
suxiaoningtaimoukanleyiyanshijian，yijingshiwanshangbadianzhongle，moyeyejuranzheigeshijianyaotamenguoqu？
taxinliyinyindiyouleyisibuhaodeyugan。
dengdaosuxiaoninghuanwanyifu，mochenyuyijingzaichelidengzhele。
“yeyezheimewanrangwomenguoqu……huibuhuihejintianmominhandeshiqingyouguan？”
yishangche，tajiuxiaoxinyiyidikailekou。
“自然是的。”
mochenyudichendeshengyinlidaizhejisichangran，“woshuoguo，mominhanshouleshang，huiyouhenduorenguaizuini。”
shuowan，tapianguotou，neishuangmengzaiheichoulideyanjingkanta，“pame？”
“不怕。”
suxiaoningyaotou，“woyoumeizuocuo。”
“henduoshiqingshibunengyongduicuoqujiedingde。”
mochenyuyaoleyaotou，sihubeitadezheigedaannongdeyouxiekuxiaobude，“suxiaoning，nideshijiejiujiandandaozhiyouduicuome？”
suxiaoningdiantou，“bushiduide，jiushicuode，bushicuode，jiushiduide，zheigeshijienandaobushizheiyangdeme？”
“laoshishuo，kaoshideshihoumeiyourenguannidexinlulicheng，yuejuanlaoshizhikanzuihoudejieguo，duijiushidui，cuojiushicuo。”
tadanchundixiangshigeweijingshishidehaizi。
bu，yexutajiushigeweijingshishidehaizi。
mochenyudandanditanxileyisheng，shenshouqurouleroutarouruandefading，“nizheiyangdexingzi，daoyeshitingnande。”
suxiaoningbuzhidaotadezheifanhuashibaoshibian，yushibianmenzhebushuohua。
henkuai，chezijiudaolemojialaozhai。
shijianyijingshiwanshangjiudianduole，yiwangzheigeshihoumojialaozhaiyijingxiledeng，jinwanquedenghuotongming。
suxiaoningtuizhemochenyudelunyidaolelaozhaideshihou，mominhanhaiwuzhebaozhazhebengdaidexinkouzaishafashangbeihuangluweishuiguo。
jiansuxiaoningyilai，mominhanzhijieganhaoleqilai，“yeye，nikeyaojiwozuozhua……”
huangluyekaishikuleqilai，“ba，neigesangmenxinglaile，ninkeyaojiminhanzuozhu……”
zheilianggerenhaojiaodekuazhangchengdubuyayuguzhuangjulimianguizaitangxiashenyuanderen。
bishi，mojialaoyezizhengzuozaiyipangdeqipanpanghemodongzexiaqi，zheimuzilianggeyihao，molaoyezishoulideqiziyiwai，zhijiexiacuoleweizhi，beimodongzezhijieshadepianjiabuliu。
“我又赢了。”
modongzeqingxiaoleyisheng，zhaohuzhemolaoyeziqilai，“ba，chenyuhexiaoninglaile，ninyegaiqumanghuomanghuole。”
molaoyezitaimoukanleyiyantuizhemochenyujinmendesuxiaoning，weibukejiandizhoulezhoumei。
tataituiqishen，shengruhongzhong，“nimengenwolai。”
laoyezidaizheyixingrenzhijieshangleerloujintoudeyigefangjian。
guanjiajiangfangmendakaideshihou，suxiaoningcaifaxianzheilijuranshiyijianjudadecitang，limiangongfenglehenduohenduodepaiwei。
“苏小柠。”
老爷子直接开口。
“在。”
suxiaoningyingleyisheng，songkaiwozhelunyideshou。
“过来跪下！”
molaoyezizhilezhitashenbiandeyigeputuan，lenglidikaikou。
suxiaoningsuiranbuzhidaotazheishishenmeyisi，danchuyuduiyigezhangbeidezunjing，tahaishiguaiguaidiguilexiaqu。
zaiguixiaqudeneiyishun，suxiaoningmingxiandiganjuedaohuangludeyidixiaoleqilai。
“啪——！”
xiayimiao，yipangdeguanjianachubianzilai，chaozhesuxiaoningdejibeihenhendishuailexiaqu。
juliedepikairouzhandetengtongrangsuxiaoningxianxieguibuxiaqu。
tayaochun，shengyinjueqiang，“yeye，xiaoningbuzhidaozijizuocuoleshenme，yaochengshouzheiyangdechengfa。”
“nibuzhidaonizuocuoleshenme？”
yipangdehuanglumengdijiangshengyinbagaolesandu，“nixianshigouyinwomenjiaminhan，ranhouminhanbucongni，niyouduitaxiashou！”
huangluyaoyaqiechi，“gangjiajichenyujiukaishigouyinchenyudetangxiong，zheimebuyaolianhaiganshuobuzhidaonizijizuocuoleshenme！？”
suxiaoningrenzhejutongxiaole，“shenshen，nishuowogouyinmominhan，niyouzhengjume？”
“还需要证据？”
huanglulenghengleyisheng，“zaichangdesuoyourendoukeyiweiminhanzuozheng！”
shuozhe，talengmoudengleyiyanlinzhebianzideguanjia，“haidengshenme，daa！”
guanjiawenyan，youshiyibianzi“pa——！”diyishengchouzailesuxiaoningdejibeishang。
zheicailiangbianzixiaqu，suxiaoningshenshangdebaitxujiubeichoudepole，luchulimianyijingwaifandepirou，xianranzhibiandeguanjiayongleshierfendeli。
erguizaidishangdesuxiaoningquebushanbuduodichengshoulezheihenladeyibianzi。
tamenhengleyisheng，“womeiyougouyinmominhan，yemeiyouguyishanghaita。”
“死鸭子嘴硬！”
huanglusisididengletayiyan，zhuantoukanleyiyanzhibiandeguanjia，“jixu！”
“等一下。”
yankanzheguanjiashoulidedisanbianzijiuyaoshuaixiaqule，yizhiyiyanbufademochenyudandandikailekou，“yeyedoumeiyouzaifahua，niqueyibianziyouyibianzidichouxiaqu。”
“guanjia，nidaodishitingyeyedehua，haishitingshenshendehua。”
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栏目：都市
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