yefeitangruoxue《hemeinvlaobanniangturanyoulewa》shiyoudashenzuozhelingshanbuhuixiedeyibenbaokuanxiaoshuo，hemeinvlaobanniangturanyoulewaxiaoshuojingcaijiexuanbaixiangyunyouxieyihuo，danhaishidianlediantou。zhijianyefeishenxiyikouqi，likekaishizhazhen。diyizhen，yingu！zhenliyourukuangfengxijuan！dierzhen，chengshan！zhenlihaosi……
第4章
“滚！赶紧滚！”
tangruoxuexiufenbuyi，zhijiechaoqizhentouxiangyefeizaqu！
yefeiyizhenkuxiao，jiantangruoxuecikeqingxujiduan，ganmangpaolechuqu。
huidaojia，yefeitangzaichuangshang，mannaozidoushihetangruoxuedagundehuamian。
taxinqingfanluan，suoxingzuoqishen，panxixiulianqile《taiyuanshenjue》！
......
次日清晨。
yefeicongrudingzhongxinglai，ganshouleyifanxiulianjinzhanhou，bujinzhoumeidao：“zheimexiulianshizaitaimanle！”
zheigeshidaitiandilingqikuifa，ruguoanbujiubanxiuliandehua，xiangyaotupodisancengdedengdaohounianmayue，zhuyaozheiqijianzijibunengposhen！
kanlaidejiezhuyaowuhuotiancaidibaoxiuliancaixing。
只是......
wulunxiulianyaowuhaishitiancaidibaodoushifenanggui，zhangciyiwang，jueduishaoqian。
pianpianzijixianzaiqiongdehen！
“caifalvdi，wodexiangbanfazhengqian。”
yefeixianglepianke，henkuaijiuyoulezhuyi，yushiqishenzoulechuqu。
yeshichuanchengzhong，youxuduoshangguyaofang，suiranxianzaitaxiuweibugou，wufalianzhihenlihaidelingyao，danyixierumenjidedijielingyaohaishikeyizhizuode。
dangran，napashidijielingyao，yejuefeifanpin。
suibianyiyangfangzaidangshi，dounengyinqibuxiaodehongdong。
zheiyangxiangzhe，yefeihenkuaijiulaidaolecunweishengsuo，tiaozhemaileyixiezhongyao。
jinjiezhe，tayoulaidaolegouqidi。
zheigeshihougouqidiyijingyoubushaorenle。
anwangchanglaishuo，yefeiyegailaizuogongde，danrujintahuodeleyeshichuancheng，gouqididegongqiangenbenmanzubuleta。
cikeyefeijianleyixiegouqi，gangyaolikaishi，shenhouquechuanlaiwukexindeshengyin，“yefei，nibuzuogongle？”
“不了。”
yefeiyaoleyaotou，zhijielikai。
gouqidilidegongzuobushiqiangzhide，shuyubaogong，ganduoshaohuosuanduoshaoqian，buganjiumeiqian。
wukexinkanzheliqudeyefei，yaoleyaotou，“meiqianhaibunuli，zhenmeichuxi！”
yefeihuidaojiahou，zhaolaidaoyaoguan、yaoniandenggongju，kaishimanghuoqilai。
zuohaozaofandebaixiangyuntingdaodongjing，zouguolaiwendao：“xiaofei，nizaiganma？”
“zhiyao，bangzanjiazhuanqiande。”
yefeichongbaixiangyunxiaodao：“saozi，dengwononghaohou，jiunengrangnidelianhuifule。”
tayaozuodeliangzhongyao，fenbieshiyangshengxuegouqihemeifugao。
meibanfa，muqiantiaojianyouxian，zhinengyindishiyi，zhizuozheiliangzhong。
qizhong，yangshengxuegouqishiyiduozhongcaoyaojiapeigouqizhicheng，jinglingqixidi，kejubeizishenzhuangyangdegongxiao，tuotuonanxingdefuyin。
zhiyumeifugao，jiushinvrenyongdele，bujinnengzirunpifu，gengnengqudou、quba、chuzhou。
xiangsaozizheizhongbanzhanglianhuashangerhuirongdeqingkuang，yongmeifugaowanquankeyihuifu。
“yaobuhaishixianchifanba。”
baixiangyunbingmeiyouzaiyiyefeishuode，tayijingxiguanzheizhanghuidiaodelianle，duihuifugenbenbubaoshenmexiwang。
“好。”
yefeipeizhesaozijiandanchiledian，jiujixumanghuoqilai。
baixiangyunyemeidarao，daogouqidizuogongqule。
yefeijiangmaihuilaidezhongcaoyaohuojianzhuchengyaoshui，huodaochengfen，youyiyianbilijinxingdiaozhi。
dagailianggexiaoshihou，yililiyangshengxuegouqizhizuowancheng，haiyousanpingmeifugao。
buguo，haichazuihouyibu，guanling！
zheiyibushifenguanjian，ruguobuguanshulingqi，neijiushifanwu，genbenbunengchengzhiweilingyao。
yefeishuangshouqiajue，yunzhuantineilingqi，kaishixiangxuegouqihemeifugaozhongguanshulingqi。
bangexiaoshihou，yefeizhangsongyikouqi，calecaetoushangdehanshui，xinxidao：“dagonggaocheng！”
yangshengxuegouqihemeifugao，chedizhizuochenggong！
ganghaozheishi，baixiangyunhuilaile。
“嫂子。”
yefeipaoguoqu，jiangyipingmeifugaodixiangbaixiangyun，“kuaimoyixiashishi。”
baixiangyunyouxieyihuo，danhaishijieguomeifugao。
jiuzaitagangzhunbeiwanglianshangtumoyixiashi，yuanmenhuran“peng”deyisheng！
被人一脚踹开！
“谁？”
yefeiniutouyikan，zhijiangeboshangchanyoubengdaidehuangzihaozoulejinlai。
chulehuangzihaowai，haiyouqibamingzhuanghan，weishoudeshigelianshangyoudaobadenanzi。
“youshini，zuotianaidameiaigou？”
yefeikanzhehuangzihao，lengshengshuodao。
“qunimade，yefei，wogaosuni，zheiweikeshigenzhedusanyehunde，zhangbiao，biaoge！”
“jintianbubanidacan，wojiubuxinghuang！”
shuozhe，huangzihaoyoudengxiangbaixiangyun，“haiyounizheichoubi，buhaineiwushiwan，jiulaniqurouchang！”
“xingle，shaofeihua，sanyezaicunxineibiantanshi，haidengwoguoquni。”
zhangbiaotulekouyanwu，zaibaixiangyunshenshangdaliangleyifan，shuodao：“zheiniuerqueshibucuo，daishangmianjudehua，wuluntiaoguowuhaishipaiguoshipin，dounengzhuanqian。”
“hehe，jiranzheiyang，neijiuqingbiaogezhuchigongdaoba，huitouzhuanleqian，wojibiaogefenbacheng！”
huangzihaoduizhangbiaoyiliansunziyang。
zhangbiaoxiandeshifenkuangao，genbenmeibayefeifangzaiyanli，zhijieduishenhoudeshouxiafenfudao：“fenliangrenbazheiniuerdaizou，qitarenbazheixiaozidacan，dongzuomalidian，suzhansujue，sanyehaizaicunxineibiandengzheni！”
“是！”
dangji，qibamingdahanchaoyefeihebaixiangyunchongqu。
“找死！”
yefeilianselengjun，shenxingyidong，yingxiangneixiedahan。
suiranzheijigedahan，mingxianbizuotianhuangzihaodaideneijigedipiqiangdeduo，danduiyefeilaishuo，yijiubugoukan。
yefeiyiquandachu，qizhongyimingdahanzhijiedaofeichuqu。
jinjiezheyoushiyijiaojianglingyimingdahanchuaifan！
砰砰砰......
bansuizhezhenzhenaihaosheng，qibamingdahanquandoufangunzaidi，qianhouyejiujigehuxi！
“zhei......zhei......”
huangzihaomengle，meixiangdaobiaogezheixierenzaiyefeimianqiandoubugoukan！
zhangbiaoyewanquanmeilegangcaidekuangaoshense，querdaizhideshiyilianzhenjing！
haimeidengtaliangfanyingguolai，yefeizhijiechongdaotamengenqian，yiquanjianghuangzihaohongfei，zaikongzhonglailege360duxuanzhuanhou，zhongzhongshuaizaidishanghunsiguoqu！
zhangbiaoyemeinengxingmian，beiyijiaotizhongxiongtang，xianxuekuangbiao，mingxianshouleneishang！
“gun，zaiganlaizhaomafan，xiaoxinnimengouming！”yefeilengshengshuodao。
zhangbiaodengrenganmangdaishanghunsidehuangzihao，paochuleyuanzi。
laidaowaimian，yimingshouxiakusangzhelianwendao：“biaoge，zanjiuzheimesuanle？”
“suanshenmesuan，laozitemegenzaisanyeshenbian，jiumeizheimebiequguo！”
“quqingsanyelaishoushita！”
shuowan，yixingrenkuaisuchaocunxiganqu......
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