doushishenghuoticaixiaoshuo《haomenqixu》shi“zhijianxiaofusheng”dadadeyuanchuangjiazuo，gaishuyishenhengwangbingxuyaxuanweizhujiao，zhuyaojiangshudeneirongyou：zijisongchuqudeneixieqian，doubengaishizijifumude！jiusuanshifuduizijiyouyangyuzhien，danneibiqianyedenahuilai！tayaorang……
第1章
“shenheng，jiwogunguolai！sheirangnibawodeniuzikufangzaixiyijixile！？”
ketinglichuanlaibinglengdeshengyin。
shenhenglianmangcongwuneipaochulai，yiliantaohao：“laopo，bushinirangwoxidema，wo......”
“worangnishouxi，bushiyongxiyiji！”
wangbinglianshangdaizhenankandebiaoqing，yaoyaqiechidao：“nibawodeyifudouxihuaile！”
“zhei......wo，wojinizhongxinmai......”shenhengganxiao。
“zheitiaoniuzikuyaoliangwanduoni，xiaodidi。”
一旁沙发上。
wangbingdeguimiliuxiaoyunpiezui：“zheikeshibingbingzuiaideniuziku，caichuanlemeijitian，jiubeinijixipole！”
“duibuqi，laopo，wo......”
haibudengshenhengkaikou，wangbingjiuyijingyangqishou，henhenyigebazhangshanzailetadelianshang。
“jiwogunhuiwuziliqu！womenjiazenmejiuyanglenizheimegehunchihunhedefeiwu！”
wangbingdeliansetieqing：“youshouhaoxian，yishiwuchengdedongxi！”
neitiaobeixihuaideniuziku，yebeitahenhendishuaizaishenhengdelianshang。
mianduizheiyiqie，shenhengzhinengmomodedizhetou，fanshenhuidaozijidexiaowu。
“bingbing，neihaodaiyeshinilaogonga，niyetaibujitamianzileba。”
shafashang，liuxiaoyunwangzheyishengbuhanglikaideshenheng，tiaomeidao。
“shenmelaogong，tasuangepi！”
wangbingxianranhaizaiqitoushang：“wozhenshixiangbutong，dangnianwoyeyeweishenmefeirangwojiajita！yaobushilaoyezideyizhu，wozhenxiangbataganchuqu！youzheizhongfeiwudanglaogong，zhenshidiusirenle！”
“zheishiniyeyeanpaide？”
liuxiaoyunchayi：“woyiweishinixihuantani，feiyaorangtaruzhuinimenwangjia。”
liuxiaoyunjialiyeshijiangchengfuhao，zaijiashanghaishiwangbingdeguimi，tataiqingchuwangjiadenengliangle。
wangjiaduanduanjinianjueqihou，chengweilejiangchenghaomen，jiusuanliujiadouyuanyuanbuji。
“我会喜欢他？”
wangbingdengdayan：“wokanledoujuedetaexin！jiuneizhongfeiwu，wozenmekenengkandeshang！xianzaitadouzaiwojializhuzheyongrenfang！”
“nei，neinierzi......”liuxiaoyuntunletunkoushui。
“heng，dangranbukenengshihetashengdele。”
wangbinghengleyisheng，taxiayishidekanleshenhengdewuziyiyan，suihoudishengdao：“buguoyeyongbulejitianle，woerzidefuqin，neikeshishouyantongtiandedarenwu！”
“womenwangjiadegongsixiangyaoshangshi，haidekaotani。”
“womenliangshuohaole，dengtalihunhou，wojiuheshenhengneifeiwubanlilihun，ranhouwomenjiunengshunlichengzhangdezaiyiqi，womenjiadegongsiyenengshangshile！”
“zhei......shenhengzhidaoma？”liuxiaoyunxiaoshengwendao。
wangbinglengxiao：“jiusuanzhidao，tayounengzenmeyang？yigewonangfeieryi，wangweinanren！”
......
夜深了。
lianggenvrenzaiketinglikaixinchangliao，shenzhihaiheqilejiu。
shenhengmianwubiaoqing，tangzaiyongrenfangdechuangshang，munedekanzhetianhuaban。
xujiuhou，tacaiqingqingqichuang，wanyaocongchuangxiaxiaoxinnachuleyikuaidangao，baizaizhuoshang。
zheikuaidangaozhiyouquantoudaxiao，yangzidouyouxiebianxingle，shishenhenggangcaimaidechulihuo。
啪！
tazhaolegedahuoji，dianranleshangmiandeyigenlazhu。
jiezhelazhushangdeguangmang，yixinengkandaodangaoduimian，baifangzheyizhangheibaizhaopian。
zhaopianlidelaorenluchucixiangdexiaorong，zhengxiaoyingyingdewangzheshenheng。
“shifu，wo，wohaoxiangnia。”
shenhengdeshengyingengyan，yankuangshirunle：“dangchunizoudeshihou，yaowoqulewangbingweiqi，zuishaoshouhuwangjiawunian！”
“xianzai，wunianshijianyedaole，wojinkenengdeduitahao，anzhongbangzhuwangjiafeisufazhan，keshiwangjiashangxia，sheidoumeiyoujiguowohaolianse！”
“shenzhi，wangbingjiwodailelvmaozi，shenglebierendehaizi，wohaidepeizhexiaolian！”
“jintianshiwoshengri，yeshiwozaiwangjiadezuihouyigeshengrile......”
tazichaodekuxiaoleyisheng：“womeishenmechuxi，zhinengmaideqiyikuaixiaodangao，buguo，yegouzanyeliangchile，wo，woshaochidian，niduochidian......”
tajizijiqieleyixiaokuai，jiangdabandangaotuidaolezhaopianqian，dishengchangleqilai：“shengrikuaile，woduizijishuo，lazhudianle，jimoliangle......”
jiaozhedangaochangzhege，tadeyankuanghongle。
shinianqian，shifuwanghuweilejiuziji，shenfuzhongshang，linsiqian，jiangshushiyicaifudouchuanjileshenheng，enzhongrushan！
wanghuyigongyoulianggeerzi，doushiyoushouhaoxiandexiaohunhun，tabuganxinruodadezichanbeierzihuihuoyikong，caijiangzichanliujileweiyidetudishenheng。
ershenhengyedayingleshifulinsiqiandeyaoqiu，yinmanshenfenruzhuiwangjia，bingqiebaozhengwangjiaderonghuafugui。
buguanfashengrenheshi，tadouhuidaigouwunian，jinkenengdebangzhuwangjia！
wangjiazaishenhengdeanzhongbangzhuxia，feisufazhan，duanduanjinian，jiuyijingyiyuechengweilejiangchengdehaomenwangzu。
keshisuizhewangjiazichanyuelaiyueduo，duiyushenhengzheigeshangmennvxu，jiuyufadekanbushunyan。
“wushiyizichan，yijinganzhongquandousongjiwangjiale，woyesuanhaileshienle。”
沈恒叹了口气。
wanghuliujishenhengdeqian，yijingbeitaanzhongtongguozuoshengyidefangshi，quandousongjilewangjia，zijiyifenweiliu！
zheiyangyeba，zuiqimazijilikaiwangjia，yexingdezhi，zhandezheng！
womeiyoujiangwangjiadeyifenhaochuliujiziji！
“沈恒，沈恒！”
wuwaiyouchuanlaiwangbingdeshengyin：“nizheifeiwu，yousinaerqule！”
“来，来了！”
shenhengshenziyidou，lianmangqishenpaolechuqu。
ketingdedimianshang，jiupingrengleyidi，zhishengwangbingyigerenxietangzaishafashang，liuxiaoyunpazaiweishengjianmatongbianoutu。
piankehou，liuxiaoyuncazhezuizoulechulai，dalegege，sizhoumimanzhejiuqi。
“bingbing，buhaoyisia，tu，tumatongwaimianle......”
“没事。”
wangbingdashouyihui：“shenheng，hailengzheganma！qushoushiweishengjian！duile，baxiaoyunhuanxialaideyifuyexiganjing！”
shenhengzheicaizhuyidao，liuxiaoyunyijinghuanshanglewangbingdeshuiyi。
“wo......shoushiweishengjian？”shenhengzhanglezhangzui。
“废话！”
wangbingdelianseyixiayinchenle：“zenme，meitingdaowoshuodehuama？yaowozaizhongfuyibian？”
tazhanqishen，youshouyangleqilai。
沈恒缩了缩脖子。
gangcaibeishanleyibazhang，xianzailiandanhaiyinyinzuotong，taziranbuganhewangbingzhengzhi，ganmangzoujinleweishengjian。
“废物一个！”
shenhou，haichuanlailewangbingbuxiedeshengyin。
weishengjianlimanshiwuhui，gangzoujinlai，yigucibideqiweijiurangshenhengweibufanyong。
“哇！”
tazaiyerenbuzhu，ganggangchijinduzilidexiaokuaidangaoyetulechulai，wulipazaimatongbian。
liuxiaoyundeliansebutaihaokan，zhanzaiweishengjianmenkou，lenghedao：“nitushenme？xianqiwoweidaonanwen？”
“我......”
shenhenggangkaikou，jiujuedezuiliniannianhuhu，ditoukanleyiyandishangdewuhui，youyicituchulesuanshui。
“沈恒！”
wangbingyezouleguolai，lenglengdao：“nizhenshirangrenexin！qiaoqiaonibaweishengjiannongchengleshenmeyang！yaoshibunongganjing，xianzaijiujiwogundan！wangjiabuyangfeiwu！”
王家不养废物！
zheijigezi，shenshencitongleshenhengdexin。
tawojinquantou，zhanqishenlai，shenxiyikouqidao：“hao，woxianzaijiuzou！”
“yo，zhangbenshilea，likaiwomenwangjia，nijiudeesijietou！”
wangbingjifeng：“youbenshinixianzaijiuzou，zhenshigenanren，jiurangwokaikaiyanjie！lilewomenwangjia，nishenmedoubushi！”
“feiwu，feiwu......”
yuanbenshushuideerzixiaobao，yebeijirendeshengyinchaoxing，zouchumenwai，rouzhexingzhongdeyanjing，zhizheshenhengdelianyiyiyayadexiaozhe。
shenhengdeshou，mengranwojin！
jiezhe，tayouwulidesongkaishou，kanlewangbingyiyan，shenxiyikouqidao：“hao，zheishinishuode！”
“哼！”
王冰都懒得搭理他。
shenhengzhuanshenhuidaolefangjian，gangzhunbeishoushiyifu，queheranfaxian，gangcaiwangbingjiaodeji，tacangculikai，buxiaoxinpengdaolelazhu。
ercike，lazhuyijingdianranleshifudeneizhangyizhaole。
“糟糕！”
shenhengxinliyihuang，lianmangnaqishuibei，pozailezhaopianshang。
huoyanranshaodehenxiao，kejibianruci，zhaopianyeyijingbeishaoledaban。
“shifu......”
shenhengxiaoxindefumozhezhaopian，xintongwanfen。
“yi，zheishishenme！？”
buguoxiayike，tajiufaxianzhaopianhoumiansihuhaijiazheshenmedongxi，xiayishinalechulai。
zhaopianbeihou，juranyouyifengxin。
xinbeifanghuosuliaobaoguo，zhaopianbeifenhui，zheifengxinquewanhaowusun。
shenhenggangdakaixin，limianjiazadeyizhangzhijiudiaoluozaidi。
taditouyikan，dunshilengzhule。
zheizhangzhi，jingshiyizhangzhipiao！
shangmianmimimamadeling，lingtaxintoukuangzhen。
“shi，shiyi......mei，meiyuan！？”
jianqineizhangzhipiao，shenhengchedimengbile。
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我只会说实话，老婆求我快闭嘴
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